So you want to tie someone up.

[Ocean_Soul]

So I got this link from another forum and thought I would share it here. It has some bondage how-to videos.



You have to sign up but that's as simple as making a username, password and checking a box that says you're over 18 (no confirmation email to have access).

The first set of videos is on the first page of documentaries and is done by "Two Knotty Boys"

The second set is called "Learn to Tie" and is also on the first page.

It's video, so you have no excuse to not be tying people up now.

[Warbaby1943]

Am I missing the link or is it gone? Maybe you could PM it if it has been removed.

[Ocean_Soul]

Okay, so no links that require you to sign up.

Fine, here's the direct links to the videos eliminating your need to sign up.

Two Knotty Boys

Learning To Tie


Best way to do it is right click on each and "save target as"

[Warbaby1943]

I'll bet I'm not the only one these don't work for because the direct link still requires authorization to access them.

[Rhabbi]

Right you are Warbaby, no cookie means no access.

[Ocean_Soul]

bah, I signed out to check, that wasn't good enough. Oh well, I guess you have to figure out how to get it from the links I gave provided those aren't also deleted.

[MajesticFae]

bah, I signed out to check, that wasn't good enough. Oh well, I guess you have to figure out how to get it from the links I gave provided those aren't also deleted.

Why not post the name of the site? and try googling it to see if it'll take you there?

[tessa]

We can't post the name of the site as it requires signing up to access the links. Forum rules and all. (they keep the place running smoothly, so there's that.) But if anyone wants to see what Ocean Soul was thoughtful enough to try and share, you could maybe ask for the site name in a PM? Just a thought.

tessa :wave:

[nightsilver]

Given the site is free to sign up for I see little harm in linking to it. It also looks like it is fairly informative (on the first glance).

[Ocean_Soul]

We can't post the name of the site as it requires signing up to access the links. Forum rules and all. (they keep the place running smoothly, so there's that.)

Yes, because this place would be a disaster if people were allowed to post links that requires signing up. Someone might try to provide spam and we all know that nobody can discern between spam and genuine information. Moreover people are unable to make the choice to sign up or not.

And saying I have information and people having to contact me individually is certainly a lot smoother than just posting a link.

Sorry, not going to buy that one.

[Rabbit1]

Yes, because this place would be a disaster if people were allowed to post links that requires signing up. Someone might try to provide spam and we all know that nobody can discern between spam and genuine information. Moreover people are unable to make the choice to sign up or not.

And saying I have information and people having to contact me individually is certainly a lot smoother than just posting a link.

Sorry, not going to buy that one.


hate that you are not going to buy that ---but that is exactly the rules here ---as we are not here to build membership at other sites -----and you may not use this site to advertise other forums or sites you have to sign up for ----sorry ---not my rules it is the owners ----and it is not the moderators rules ---they just enforce them ----

I think the mod was kind of nice about it ----so lets not give them a hard time about enforcing the site rules ---not everyone likes all the rules ---including me ---but I am here ---and I have to abide by the same rules you do

[Rhabbi]

Actually, I was able to figue out the site, and I am sure others can also.

[Ocean_Soul]

hate that you are not going to buy that ---but that is exactly the rules here ---as we are not here to build membership at other sites -----and you may not use this site to advertise other forums or sites you have to sign up for ----sorry ---not my rules it is the owners ----and it is not the moderators rules ---they just enforce them ----

I think the mod was kind of nice about it ----so lets not give them a hard time about enforcing the site rules ---not everyone likes all the rules ---including me ---but I am here ---and I have to abide by the same rules you do

Please please read what I wrote, it has nothing about “buying the rules”. I am talking about not buying the idea that this rule “keeps the place running smoothly.” And I have not given anybody a hard time about enforcing them.

[_ID_]

Please please read what I wrote, it has nothing about “buying the rules”. I am talking about not buying the idea that this rule “keeps the place running smoothly.” And I have not given anybody a hard time about enforcing them.

yea, ya kinda did.

[Ocean_Soul]

yea, ya kinda did.

Really?

[tessa]

Ocean Soul, you didn't appreciate what I had to say. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Maybe you could have phrased it a bit differently, but that's just me and my not so thick skin talking. :o

No big deal. :) It's not the first, and it sure as hell won't be the last time that someone disagrees with what I've had to say. I've been told that if I'd learn to stay silent...

Nah, not gonna happen. Guess I'd better go toughen up a bit.

tessa :wave:

[Ocean_Soul]

Ocean Soul, you didn't appreciate what I had to say. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Maybe you could have phrased it a bit differently, but that's just me and my not so thick skin talking. :o

No big deal. :) It's not the first, and it sure as hell won't be the last time that someone disagrees with what I've had to say. I've been told that if I'd learn to stay silent...

Nah, not gonna happen. Guess I'd better go toughen up a bit.

It’s not that I didn’t appreciate what you had to say, I disagreed with it. My disagreement with you was probably stated a little harsher than is justified and what I normally would have so for that I’m sorry. I am a little testier today than normal.

And there’s no reason why you need to stay silent. Talking’s fun.

[tessa]

It’s not that I didn’t appreciate what you had to say, I disagreed with it. My disagreement with you was probably stated a little harsher than is justified and what I normally would have so for that I’m sorry. I am a little testier today than normal.

And there’s no reason why you need to stay silent. Talking’s fun.

As I said, no big deal. :) Disagreements are just part of it all, right? It is really sweet of you to be so decent about it with me. You didn't have to, so thanks!

And talking is fun, isn't it? Gosh, no wonder I do so much of it. :D

Have a great rest of the day/evening/night (as I'm not sure where you are in the world- covering all the bases).

tessa :wave:

[_ID_]

Really?

yes really.

[Ocean_Soul]

yes really.

I guess I should mention that the only person who actually enforced the rules has yet to even post in this thread, or anywhere publicly, on this forum, regarding this issue.

Making it somewhat difficult for you to make the assertion that you did.

[_ID_]

I guess I should mention that the only person who actually enforced the rules has yet to even post in this thread, or anywhere publicly, on this forum, regarding this issue.

Making it somewhat difficult for you to make the assertion that you did.

Im going off of the post you made here, and how it appeared. Just simply my opinion. Its not a matter of policy or anything else. you asked a question. I answered it.

[Ocean_Soul]

you asked a question.

No I didn't.

[_ID_]

I stand corrected... you didn't. You did make a statement, that was rather brash, and.... as previously stated, was giving someone a hard time. At least from my point of view.

[Ocean_Soul]

I stand corrected... you didn't. You did make a statement, that was rather brash, and.... as previously stated, was giving someone a hard time. At least from my point of view.

There we go. And yes, I did give someone too much of a hard time.

Thanks.

[usafmedic22]

OK...since the mods haven't said it...I will...you two just need to stay away from each other and quit baiting each other into responding to posts. Before you both get points or worse, banned....Enough you two...Ignore each other...

[Ocean_Soul]

OK...since the mods haven't said it...I will...you two just need to stay away from each other and quit baiting each other into responding to posts. Before you both get points or worse, banned....Enough you two...Ignore each other...

Aww, where's the fun in that? :(

[Dorkalicious]

Lol....


I thought they were doing alright now =\

[Ocean_Soul]

Lol....


I thought they were doing alright now =\

I thought we were too! :) We were really making progress.

[_ID_]

I thought we were too! :) We were really making progress.

nu uh! lol

[Dorkalicious]

nu uh! lol

rawr! lol

[Ocean_Soul]

nu uh! lol

:(

[nk_lion]

Ocean soul, where on earth did you find your avatar.

And what made you select such a...unique one?

[Ocean_Soul]

Ocean soul, where on earth did you find your avatar.

And what made you select such a...unique one?

It was someone else's and I stole it.

And why? I thought it was funny.

[nk_lion]

Never said it wasn't, it's just soo abrubt. Nevermind me, I'm just tired and refuse to sleep

[Ocean_Soul]

Never said it wasn't, it's just soo abrubt. Nevermind me, I'm just tired and refuse to sleep

And I never said that you said it wasn’t funny. Lol

Its abruptness is really what makes it funny for me. It’s part of my sense of humor... And it gets me in trouble sometimes.

[nk_lion]

And I never said that you said it wasn’t funny. Lol



Now you shouldn't confused a tired guy like that, it goes against the ethics of being a guy, beside Thou shall not kick opponents sacred spot where the sun don't shine.

[Ocean_Soul]

Now you shouldn't confused a tired guy like that, it goes against the ethics of being a guy, beside Thou shall not kick opponents sacred spot where the sun don't shine.

I just held you to a higher standard since you were Canadian as well it seems. ;) ;)

[nk_lion]

I just held you to a higher standard since you were Canadian as well it seems. ;) ;)

I'm a tired Canadian with a sore back and an aching foot, I have no standards at the moment.

Now are you telling me to shutup?

[Ocean_Soul]

Now are you telling me to shutup?

No, I'm telling that to the little box that asked me to explain why.

I'm getting tired as well it seems.

[nk_lion]

Lol, you do have a strange, but hilarious sense of humour

[Ocean_Soul]

Lol, you do have a strange, but hilarious sense of humour

:D I'll leave it at that positive note :cool:

[anonymouse]

That's always my motto too. You and ID clearly rub each other the wrong way, and that's understandable. Some people just affect us that way. All I'd like to say is I always enjoy reading what you both have to say, when you're not bickering. I regard you both as more friends than acquaintances, as I'm sure many other people here do also. So, to see you both leading each other on is akin to watching two friends argue, and the unpleasantness of that makes me feel uncomfortable. You're welcome to tell me to mind my own business, and I'll not ever mention it again, but I did want to air my feelings.

anonymouse

PS: The "Oh yes you did!" ... "Oh no I didn't!" exchanges early on were actually quite funny, in a Monty Python kind of way. :)

[Ocean_Soul]

That's always my motto too. You and ID clearly rub each other the wrong way, and that's understandable. Some people just affect us that way. All I'd like to say is I always enjoy reading what you both have to say, when you're not bickering. I regard you both as more friends than acquaintances, as I'm sure many other people here do also. So, to see you both leading each other on is akin to watching two friends argue, and the unpleasantness of that makes me feel uncomfortable. You're welcome to tell me to mind my own business, and I'll not ever mention it again, but I did want to air my feelings.

anonymouse

PS: The "Oh yes you did!" ... "Oh no I didn't!" exchanges early on were actually quite funny, in a Monty Python kind of way. :)

First of all, there’s really no reason why you need to mind your own business. This is a public forum and everything here is, well, public. If it’s a matter I post publicly and tell you to MYOB I probably should have posted it privately in the first place.

And regarding the issue that seems to be between ID and myself, most have been instigated by some pet peeves mine being triggered combined with the fact that some of these are being directed at me in some way. I usually don’t get involved in issues not related to me unless they are particularly obnoxious.

Things are toned down here quite a bit. I have been known to let out a few verbal equivalents of my avatar among friends that would probably get me banned here. I’m sorry if it makes you feel a bit uncomfortable but I don’t think it should make you feel too bad. Mainly because it’s been more like an argument rather than irrational name calling and verbal ill will.

The "Oh yes you did!" ... "Oh no I didn't!" exchanges are kind of funny as well, but are mainly a result of me trying to let the issue die in my own “I’m not letting you get away with that one” sort of way. This would work, except ID is a bit like myself in this regard, so it doesn’t. I wouldn’t normally do so and would instead get it out of the way directly, but there are other private motivators that lead me to want to do this.

[Dorkalicious]

I don't particularly see anything bad going on here. All of you figured out how to stop the "fighting", and I think that you all did it in a rather timely fashion as well.

What fun is it if you can't pick on each other, even a little? It's human nature...

I hope none of this is going to be flagged as flaming somewhere down the line =\

Honestly, if there is a problem, I think that most of us here are able to sort it out without needing censors...I might be wrong, but what has gone down in this thread I think has only backed up my opinion.

[anonymouse]

The "Oh yes you did!" ... "Oh no I didn't!" exchanges are kind of funny as well, but are mainly a result of me trying to let the issue die in my own “I’m not letting you get away with that one” sort of way. This would work, except ID is a bit like myself in this regard, so it doesn’t. I wouldn’t normally do so and would instead get it out of the way directly, but there are other private motivators that lead me to want to do this.

Just to reitterate, I enjoy reading postings from both of you. It was sheer happenstance that I piggy-backed my feelings onto your post, OS. I do understand your point of view just as surely as I understand that of ID. This is simply what happens when a blonde thinks she can play Henry Kissinger :)

[anonymouse]

I don't particularly see anything bad going on here. All of you figured out how to stop the "fighting", and I think that you all did it in a rather timely fashion as well.

What fun is it if you can't pick on each other, even a little? It's human nature...

I hope none of this is going to be flagged as flaming somewhere down the line =\

Honestly, if there is a problem, I think that most of us here are able to sort it out without needing censors...I might be wrong, but what has gone down in this thread I think has only backed up my opinion.

I agree completely with all your sentiments here, Dorkalicious, and am in no doubt that the mods here also have enough online experience to discriminate 'strong opinions forcefully expressed' from flaming. I'll go back to my cubby hole now and try and write something funny :)

PS: Ocean Soul, I have a feeling the animated gif for your avatar originally came from a site called "Stick Figure Death Theater" (or similar). Somebody asked earlier in the thread, so I thought I'd pass along that info.

[_ID_]

OS - I enjoy our sparing on here. True it can be rather intense and even a little brash, but I respect you for standing up for your views.

As far as anyone expressing their thoughts about our bickering, I agree with Ocean, if I didn't want you to say anything, I would do it in private.

[cadence]

Maybe we should change the title of this thread to:
So you want to verbally spar someone up

And yes that was my attempt at stupid moronic humor.
I have had a pissy week, and needed to get that one out.
I have enjoyed this thread though.

[tessa]

No reason for anyone to comment on a healthy exchange of ideas. Besides, if the Mods had come in and said anything, we never would have seen ID's "nu uh". That was my best laugh of the day! :D

I just appreciate all parties involved acting like mature adults.

Well, in a really cute, juvenile type way. :p

tessa :wave:

[cadence]

Sorry it was just a joke

[annie]

*stumbles across the thread... reads the entire thing.. and just goes off confused.... way to late to try and sort this out tonight.... rofl*

[Dorkalicious]

=D I actually agree with cadence...The name of the thread should be changed, haha. But then again, it does add to the confusion, doesn't it? hehe

[nk_lion]

Two guys fighting, whats new?

[anonymouse]

=D I actually agree with cadence...The name of the thread should be changed, haha. But then again, it does add to the confusion, doesn't it? hehe

Every time I see the thread title I want to correct the split infinitive of 'tie someone up'. :)

[Ocean_Soul]

Every time I see the thread title I want to correct the split infinitive of 'tie someone up'. :)

I've been going back and forth between the thread title and your post...

I don't get it...

lol

[nk_lion]

It's something to do with some English grammar rules

[ThisYouWillDo]

>Message deleted<

[Ocean_Soul]

*stumbles across the thread... reads the entire thing.. and just goes off confused.... way to late to try and sort this out tonight.... rofl*

Nothing really to see here anyway. The portion that is actually serious is borderline at best.

[Ocean_Soul]

It's something to do with some English grammar rules

I figured out that much.

[anonymouse]

I've been going back and forth between the thread title and your post...

I don't get it...

lol

Just my silly sense of humor, OS :)

Strictly speaking, there's no rule that says you can't use split infinitives with the most common example of good use of a split infinitive being the line from the Star Trek opening: "To boldly go..."

[moptop]

Every time I see the thread title I want to correct the split infinitive of 'tie someone up'. :)


But, mousey, it's not a split infinitive at all! 'to someone tie up' would be. But this is a compound verb, (to tie + up), 'to tie' being the infinitive, and 'up' being an additional part of speech whose name I can no longer remember; it is correct to put the object (in this case, the thing - or person - being tied. Up.) between the infinitive 'to tie' and the - whatever, may be a substantive - 'up'

[anonymouse]

Ah! Noted, moptop.

I was thinking of prepositions and Churchill's most famous buggering of over-correctness:

“This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.”

:)

[Ocean_Soul]

Ahh nods Anonymouse! hehe. I just go by the rule if it sounds good than it must be good. ;)

[tessa]

This is the most tangent-producing thread ever. I love it! Never know what's gonna be going on. :)

[anonymouse]

Ahh nods Anonymouse! hehe. I just go by the rule if it sounds good than it must be good. ;)

Absolutely, OS! There's a lot of nonsense words and phrases I love to use purely for that reason. The Washington Post annually publishes a list of nonsense words and their meanings made up by readers. I wish I could find some because they're often very, very clever.

[Ocean_Soul]

This is the most tangent-producing thread ever. I love it! Never know what's gonna be going on. :)

lol I was thinking something similar.

Glad it's a good thing!

[anonymouse]

Variety is the spice of life :)

[Dorkalicious]

Mmm, spices. Who likes to cook?

*raises hands*


(So, speaking of random tangents...)

[Ocean_Soul]

Mmm, spices. Who likes to cook?

*raises hands*
(So, speaking of random tangents...)

I have an amazing recipe for chocolate chip oatmeal peanut butter cookies. Now those are something you could O for.

[_ID_]

I suck at cooking! One time I tried boiling hot dogs for dinner, and burnt them, ruined the pot. So I am now learning that you can vaporize water from a bowl of noodles in the microwave. Did you know they go back to hard when you do that?

[annie]

I suck at cooking! One time I tried boiling hot dogs for dinner, and burnt them, ruined the pot. So I am now learning that you can vaporize water from a bowl of noodles in the microwave. Did you know they go back to hard when you do that?

yes... i learned that one the hard way...

also discovered that if you zap a hot dog long enough... it turns inside out before exploding.....

[Ocean_Soul]

I laughed at that one ID. When I boil hot dogs I usually use a fair amount of water. Just thinking of how long it would take for me to boil off that water. DId you forget about them?

Usually when I make a cooking error it's something dramatic. Usually setting something on fire. I think I've set ablaze the kitchen 3 times in the past year. And usually some type of grease, makes sense, really the only easily combustible thing in the kitchen.

[Dorkalicious]

My mom's burned water before, so don't feel bad, ID :)

I love cooking! So much! Hehe...

I make a killer Cherry Cobbler, and it's so simple it's sad too...

[_ID_]

yea, I forgot about them. I don't feel bad, I just learned that watching a good movie and cooking don't mix well.

I try to avoid cooking as much as I can, as I don't enjoy handling food with my hands. I find it to be worse than being elbow deep in grease on a car or something.

[anonymouse]

The first time I ever used a microwave was to cook a frozen quiche. In those days there weren't any microwave instructions on the quiche box and the oven settings were simply either on or off. So, I decided to zap it for a minute at a time. I checked the pastry after each minute and was surprised it didn't seem to be cooking at all. After several more minutes the egg/quiche started to bubble furiously but still the pastry remained limpid and cold. After being zapped for 30 or so minutes the thing appeared to become radioactive so I abandonned cooking it and made a sandwich instead.

About an hour later the quiche was finally cool enough to handle without wearing oven mits. The pastry hadn't cooked at all but the egg/quiche filling was black and as solid as a brick. Nobody told me that microwaves (apparently) don't work on pastry.

I had a similar experience the first time I tried to fry an egg in a microwave. I stood watching it on the plate through the glass door. For a long while, nothing appeared to be happening. Then, all of a sudden, the yolk of the egg ballooned to an enormous size and quickly exploded like a bomb. It took me about a week to clean the mess it left inside the machine...

As for near-catastrophes, I've discovered that Greek pita bread quickly catches fire in the toaster. You would think I might have learned the first time I had to throw a toaster fireball out into the back yard, but I've done this twice. On another occasion, I left some butter to melt in a pot and promptly forgot about it. I returned to the kitchen just in time to see flames licking the ceiling. Luckily, I had a fire blanket to throw over it.

Just recently I almost burned down the house again. I frequently am confused (and/or careless) about which stove hotplate control heats which element. I turned on what I thought was the back left plate and left it to heat up. When I returned, the back right plate was glowing bright red and a plastic shopping bag right next to it was smoldering. My purse also was close enough on the bench beside it that it also had started to melt. I had to have several ATM/credit cards replaced because they'd become too warped by the heat to use. ~rolls eyes at self~

[Rhabbi]

Ok, I popped back in here to see what new thins there are about being tied up and find debates about grammer and lessons in how not to cook. Are we tying this thread up in knots because we are too arrogant to think we need help with knots?

[Ocean_Soul]

You would think I might have learned the first time I had to throw a toaster fireball out into the back yard, but I've done this twice.

Toaster fireball LMAO. I laughed so hard when I read that. Perfect imagery.

[Ocean_Soul]

Ok, I popped back in here to see what new thins there are about being tied up and find debates about grammer and lessons in how not to cook. Are we tying this thread up in knots because we are too arrogant to think we need help with knots?

No, it's because all relevant material got removed. :p

So all that's left is filler. The sugary kind.

Oh and whenever I need help with knots and am also feeling to arrogant to say anything I just switch to duct tape. ;)

[tessa]

Oh and whenever I need help with knots and am also feeling to arrogant to say anything I just switch to duct tape. ;)

~giggles~ That was particularly brilliant, Ocean Soul.

So, we've gone from good grammar to cooking catastrophes. And after what Ocean Soul said about duct tape, I wonder if we are headed towards all things hearth and home?

Since you never know what's gonna be happening when you come in, you could get all tied up in knots trying to figure out whats what when you come back. :blurp_ani

You know, I thought this thread should be renamed "Tangents", but thinking about the name in place, it actually "ties" in with what I just said. (ha-get it? "tie someone up"..."tied up in knots"..."tie" in)

:o Anyway...

[usafmedic22]

I suck at cooking! One time I tried boiling hot dogs for dinner, and burnt them, ruined the pot. So I am now learning that you can vaporize water from a bowl of noodles in the microwave. Did you know they go back to hard when you do that?

*sitts in the recliner giggling until her sides hurt...note to self to remind Sir to put the fire department on speed dial...maybe something can be rigged up so that the phone is linked to the microwave and the oven..auto notification to the fire department..*

but wait...he manages popcorn without a fire....alas!! a glimmer of hope!!!

[usafmedic22]

The first time I ever used a microwave was to cook a frozen quiche. In those days there weren't any microwave instructions on the quiche box and the oven settings were simply either on or off. So, I decided to zap it for a minute at a time. I checked the pastry after each minute and was surprised it didn't seem to be cooking at all. After several more minutes the egg/quiche started to bubble furiously but still the pastry remained limpid and cold. After being zapped for 30 or so minutes the thing appeared to become radioactive so I abandonned cooking it and made a sandwich instead.

About an hour later the quiche was finally cool enough to handle without wearing oven mits. The pastry hadn't cooked at all but the egg/quiche filling was black and as solid as a brick. Nobody told me that microwaves (apparently) don't work on pastry.

I had a similar experience the first time I tried to fry an egg in a microwave. I stood watching it on the plate through the glass door. For a long while, nothing appeared to be happening. Then, all of a sudden, the yolk of the egg ballooned to an enormous size and quickly exploded like a bomb. It took me about a week to clean the mess it left inside the machine...

As for near-catastrophes, I've discovered that Greek pita bread quickly catches fire in the toaster. You would think I might have learned the first time I had to throw a toaster fireball out into the back yard, but I've done this twice. On another occasion, I left some butter to melt in a pot and promptly forgot about it. I returned to the kitchen just in time to see flames licking the ceiling. Luckily, I had a fire blanket to throw over it.

Just recently I almost burned down the house again. I frequently am confused (and/or careless) about which stove hotplate control heats which element. I turned on what I thought was the back left plate and left it to heat up. When I returned, the back right plate was glowing bright red and a plastic shopping bag right next to it was smoldering. My purse also was close enough on the bench beside it that it also had started to melt. I had to have several ATM/credit cards replaced because they'd become too warped by the heat to use. ~rolls eyes at self~


Okay...I had recovered from reading Sir's post...and then I read yours!!! Oh my good grief!! I think I've done my ab work for the day laughing at you guys....didn't your mothers ever teach you to cook...oh wait....*starts giggling again* I guess your mom's have to be able to first....

Thank God for pizza and take out I suppose...or yall would starve on your own!

[anonymouse]

didn't your mothers ever teach you to cook...oh wait....*starts giggling again* I guess your mom's have to be able to first....

When my daughter was very young, I gave her a couple of pots and pans to play with on the kitchen floor while I cooked. She soon started to bang them with a wooden spoon and cursed, "Shit! Shit! Shit!" I was mortified and asked what she was doing. Her reply: "I'm grandma cooking". My mother never curses, except when she's cooking, and it's likely a generational thing. LOL

[annie]

When my daughter was very young, I gave her a couple of pots and pans to play with on the kitchen floor while I cooked. She soon started to bang them with a wooden spoon and cursed, "Shit! Shit! Shit!" I was mortified and asked what she was doing. Her reply: "I'm grandma cooking". My mother never curses, except when she's cooking, and it's likely a generational thing. LOL

That is TOO funny.... and yes it must be generational because my earliest memory of my grandmother is a black pot, with burnt brown beans (talk abouts stink!) flying across the back yard with my rather quiet grandmother standing at the back door cussing a blue streak because 1) she burnt the beans again and 2) my grandfather even had the nerve to want her to fix them!

*Watch out! incoming.... *

[anonymouse]

*Watch out! incoming.... *

LOL!

[Flaming_Redhead]

I am hopelessly domestically challenged. Thank God VoodooMan loves to cook! LMAO I have had the worst time trying to cook beans! At first, I couldn't get them done enough. I discovered from a reliable source that I had put too much water in the crock pot. I then tried to finish them on the stove but ended up boiling all the water out. Yes, the stench is horrible! LOL I've done that 2-3 times. I did it when we had company coming for dinner, so I then had to cook something else. My OCD was giving me hell, let me tell ya! I hurriedly cooked some macaroni and cheese to replace the beans. When I tried to drain the water off the noodles, I spilt them all into the kitchen sink. By this time, I was a nervous wreck because I was running out of ideas for dinner and also running out of things to cook. My ex told me to make the mac and cheese anyway. EWWWWWW Do you know how many germs are in the kitchen sink?!?! I didn't eat any of it....*whistles innocently* I have also been known to serve lasagne that was still frozen in the middle, undercooked chicken, overcooked pork, roast as tough as leather, biscuits that were as pretty as the picture on the White Lily bag but hard as a rock.....

[Ocean_Soul]

A point of interest, the website I gave in the initial post has made it into the BDSM Library forum ad rotation, behindkink.com (which I assume I can now mention due to the fact that it appears on the top of every page with some measure of frequency).

:D

[nk_lion]

The tangent thread comes back, oh how I missed it.

[Rhabbi]

The knotty thread, where will it end up?

[Ocean_Soul]

lol Couldn't resist....

Well, actually I could, I just chose not to. :p

[tessa]

lol Couldn't resist....

Well, actually I could, I just chose not to. :p

I am so glad you didn't. Kinda fits right in here. Actually, it is the perfect fit, seeing as we've come full circle. Sorta. :)

Anyway, another tangent. I went to see "Live Free-Die Hard" today. Ok, if you want to have a thrill ride of a time watching a movie- no thinking, no icky romance crap, just plain out fun- GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! I happen to like Bruse Willis so that made it even better for me, but even if one doesn't care for him, it's still a hell of a movie.

Sure it's outlandish and far-fetched and the stunts are impossible, but that's the fantasy for you. All about the F-U-N!

Well, my tangent service here is complete.

tessa :wave:

[gagged_Louise]

And on another tangent, the title of Die Hard with a Vengeance in german was Stirb Langsam - Jetzt Erst Recht! ("Die slowly - now finally right!")

The original film was just Stirb Langsam :D

[Ocean_Soul]

I am so glad you didn't. Kinda fits right in here. Actually, it is the perfect fit, seeing as we've come full circle. Sorta. :)

I was thinking somewhat the same thing.


Anyway, another tangent. I went to see "Live Free-Die Hard" today.

Now you're just being silly. :p

[tessa]

Now you're just being silly. :p

And that's what's sooooooooooo perfect about it all. Sometimes, you just gotta have some silly. :p

[nk_lion]

I want to watch Transformers, everyone but me has gone and watched it.

[tessa]

I want to watch Transformers, everyone but me has gone and watched it.

What's stopping you? And make sure you see Live Free-Die Hard too. You'll be so hyped on action you'll want to ram your fist into something. Just make sure it's not people or brick walls. Not good to ram fists into those.

Well, wait a minute now. I guess that ram/fist/people idea could be seen as a good thing at times. ~wicked smile~

[nk_lion]

Well, wait a minute now. I guess that ram/fist/people idea could be seen as a good thing at times. ~wicked smile~

Took me three reads to figure that one out. You tessa posses one dirty mind

[Ocean_Soul]

And that's what's sooooooooooo perfect about it all. Sometimes, you just gotta have some silly. :p

Oh that's so true, especially with me. I am known to be rather silly at times. It's a good offset to the times when I'm so serious it causes people's heads to explode. lol.

[Ocean_Soul]

Took me three reads to figure that one out. You tessa posses one dirty mind

It took me about a thousandth of a second to figure it out... I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. lol.

Regardless, it probably says something about me. ;)

[Ocean_Soul]

And for the record, I am going to see both movies mentioned. :D

[tessa]

Took me three reads to figure that one out. You tessa posses one dirty mind
And you, NK, are developing one. ;) I hope you enjoy yours as much as I enjoy mine. :)


I am known to be rather silly at times. It's a good offset to the times when I'm so serious it causes people's heads to explode.
Their heads explode or their heads come off? Based on your avatar, I'm wondering. :p


It took me about a thousandth of a second to figure it out... I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
How could you even think that a dirty mind is a bad thing??? Shame on you! Oh wait...dirty minds don't feel shame. Hmm, now I'm perplexed. And NO! It has nothing to do with the blonde! :32:


And for the record, I am going to see both movies mentioned.
Hey. If you see a blonde girl in the back of the theatre standing up and cheering for Bruce when he knocks the crap out of ninja chick, well, it's not me, but I did that very thing when I went. Enjoy!! :D

[Dorkalicious]

Okay, back to the tangent thread! Yay!

I've seen both LFoDH and Transformers. Both were AWESOME *does a little cheerleading cheer thing*...Ahem.

I also enjoyed the ninja chick get the shit beat out of her.... Hehe. Oh what I would give to be able to do what she could though. :D

And yes, Mr. Lion, you should go see both! Lol. Transformers was actually really good. It had it's moments where I just sat there thinking "Wow, I am sooo not 5" but those moments were few and far between... :)

[nk_lion]

Blah, I've put myself on a complete only essential purchases allow rule for the next 4 months. I'll catch the movie on TV perhaps.

Maybe I can sneak into the theatre.....