Insertion of Inanimate Objects [Archive]

sipgirl

09-07-2007, 10:02 PM

So heres the thing. He seems to very much enjoy the fact that he can put the handle of the riding crop in a certain delightfully dark place and use it to basically f*** me.
Today I was told to not get a shower until he was able to join me. I thought he was basically playing around and I went and got in the shower anyway. When I came out he had the youngest asleep the other 2 were off at school. He ambushed me in the hallway, drug me into the bathroom and proceeded to make it quite clear that he had been very serious. After numerous strikes with the crop he thought it would satisfy his disappointment to then use the handle of the crop in the above mentioned way.
I have to admit I very much enjoy it and havent quite figured out why yet. It seems that he enjoys it as well and has mentioned putting other things in certain dark places.
Im wondering how many others here have experienced the same thing and if you have what the inanimate object was? Where else could you share a story like this and not be looked at as if you were some filthy little whore???....hmmm wait I resemble that remark!!
Cant wait to hear others stories.....
Respectfully Yours...His Little Whore
(Apologies if I have offended anyone, after todays session Im feeling a bit fiesty)

Ocean_Soul

09-07-2007, 10:07 PM

I'd like to see the following thread title as well:

Insertion of Animate Objects

hahaha

princess_of_pain

09-07-2007, 10:17 PM

I'd like to see the following thread title as well:

Insertion of Animate Objects

hahaha

:eek: YIKES!

Personally, I'll stick with the inanimate thread.

gagged_Louise

09-07-2007, 11:33 PM

Both myself and at least one other sub here have pushed a carrot up our asses, and totally without lube. ;) Of our own free will.

moptop

09-08-2007, 12:12 AM

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

Courgettes - careful, I have discussed courgettes with US/Canadian friends, and the ones I'm talking about are of an obviously phallic size and shape. Well - the size does depend... Anyway. Courgettes, plural for I hope obvious reasons. Sitting slowly on a bottle. I am in France, so it was a wine bottle. To see how far it goes... and, frankly, anything else that he happens to think looks interesting at the time.

Logic1

09-08-2007, 01:53 AM

carrots and cucumbers but that´s about as far s objects goes (xcept toys obviously).

jeanne

09-08-2007, 06:21 AM

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

OMG, I laughed when I read that! Is it really that simple for them? Why yes, I think it is! :)

NightNurse

09-08-2007, 08:30 AM

fresh ginger was interesting....:eek:

cadence

09-08-2007, 09:35 AM

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!
LMAO, that was too funny!

But then again I can't believe some of the things that I have tried, I haven't been brave enough to stick to many interesting things in my butt, with the exception of a lit candle ........

A lit candle, sometimes two.
The opposite end of a beer bottle, but I was a bit unsuccesful with that one.
Various Hot Peppers, cut open
The shower head, while it was running.
Two eggs, I didn't really have a great experience with that, because they weren't hard boiled and I was too afraid to move in case they broke. I was also afraid that I wouldn't be able to get them back out, but I managed.

Rhabbi

09-08-2007, 10:21 AM

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

When something has been said perfectly, why tamper?

gagged_Louise

09-08-2007, 12:18 PM

fresh ginger was interesting....:eek:

*looks around the spice cupboard* ;)

sipgirl

09-08-2007, 07:38 PM

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMAO!!!Umm yes I think that it does come natural to them.
He isnt as interested in inserting inanimate objects in the bum...he reserves that for himself, but that darn other hole....its seems to fascinate him!!Abother thing is it is a bit embarassing to me when he does it..especially since he is always right down there watching every nanosecond...so degradation may be a small part of it to!!
Ahh yes...what a topic!!

margaret

09-08-2007, 08:23 PM

:eek: YIKES!

Personally, I'll stick with the inanimate thread.

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all ;)

Ocean_Soul

09-08-2007, 08:32 PM

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all ;)

True. But I don’t think in an entire thread devoted to the insertion of animate objects “penis” would be the only one mentioned.

hehe

ElectricBadger

09-08-2007, 10:49 PM

Hey sipgirl, thanks for bringing up the topic :)

First off, yeah, I think many of us have some sort of experience with things like that, especially vaginally (less so anally simply because less women tend to experiment with that/enjoy it).

As for objects I've used on my wife: candles/candlesticks, bottles (coke ones are nice, long neck, as are wine bottles), vegetables (for added humiliation fun, make her prep and eat them after), ice cubes (although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun), various other things with handles.

The main thing to limit yourself on is items that could break off inside of you; I knew a girl that tried to use frozen hot dogs and one broke off, resulting in a hospital visit.

princess_of_pain

09-08-2007, 10:58 PM

Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all ;)

I suppose technically they're animate, but without the--oh what's the proper word...connection (?) to a human being (or battery pack) they're just lifeless stalks of flesh (or jelly, plastic, silicone, vegetable, etc.). I was too quick to narrow the definition of "animate;" apologies. :)

gagged_Louise

09-08-2007, 11:15 PM

I suppose technically they're animate, but without the--oh what's the proper word...connection (?) to a human being (or battery pack) they're just lifeless stalks of flesh (or jelly, plastic, silicone, vegetable, etc.). I was too quick to narrow the definition of "animate;" apologies. :)

I believe "mounted on" could be the words you're looking for. And hey, I guess that's one reason most of us don't feel attracted to necrophilia.
;)

princess_of_pain

09-09-2007, 01:19 AM

And hey, I guess that's one reason most of us don't feel attracted to necrophilia.
;)

At least not until rigor mortis sets in, right? :rolleyes:

gagged_Louise

09-09-2007, 02:00 AM

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

princess_of_pain

09-09-2007, 02:51 AM

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

Jesus Christ! *Shakes head* It's a sick, sad word, ain't it?

gagged_Louise

09-09-2007, 03:03 AM

Jesus Christ! *Shakes head* It's a sick, sad word, ain't it?

Yes it is - the court judged amazingly that the boys might not have understood that the girl was unwilling even though she was clearly fighting back and protesting (that case is up for appeal soon). What's even worse is that, within months, one of those dudes got into another violent late-nighter two-on-one, the girl filed for rape and claimed she had been drugged before they took advantage of her - but the case didn't even get to a trial. Both times around, the court received many angry e-mails and phone calls and it got very controversial.

Logic1

09-09-2007, 03:22 AM

yeah I got very annoyed by that aswell Louise.
I mean the legal system is that you are innocent until proven guity and all and proving rape can be hard but shoving a remote up her ass and she was struggling and all the other stuff with the next...
Those guys should be in jail..
I simply cant fathom that they let them go both times.
Somehow I think that it only proves to those guys that they can do whatever they damnwell please..
not good for society in the long run and not to mention not good for the girls.

rach

09-09-2007, 04:47 AM

I love ice cubes being inserted. They're a lot of fun

although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun), v

Ooh that does sound interesting! LOL

gagged_Louise

09-09-2007, 05:16 AM

Ask violet about frozen chocolate dildos and she will crack up with laughter (referring to a scene we did early on in the Cellar)

Jim

09-09-2007, 07:05 AM

i find that inserting the thongs slowly inside is very efrective and also the pulling them out slowly latter ..

sassycat4him

09-09-2007, 07:16 AM

[QUOTE=moptop;458282]It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!!

I have had a 20 oz. bottle half way up in my twat. I wanted to be stretched and that's what he came up with. it hurt.

gagged_Louise

09-09-2007, 07:27 AM

Legendary rock producer and songwriter Jack Nitzsche (who played a major part on some Stones albums) once assaulted the actress Carrie Snodgress at her home in LA. He pleaded guilty to rape but denied he had been pushing his revolver pipe inside her pussy. Quote Jack: "Bullshit! I wouldn't do that to a fine gun!"
:D

Odd thing is, Snodgress and Nitzsche became friends after he had served his jail sentence (the story is from the Neil Young biography Shakey)

Ozme52

09-09-2007, 04:20 PM

*looks around the spice cupboard* ;)

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... :rolleyes: )

Some love it... and it becomes a reward.
Some hate it... and it becomes a punishment.

annie

09-09-2007, 06:13 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm... items inserted....

veggies... one of which was fed to hubby afterwards without his knowledge. :cool:
hairbrush handle
crop handle
candle stick
jello... don't ask! :o
ginger root... loved that! :D
marbles
magic marker
a large peppermint stick... of course!:rolleyes:

and one end of an eschrema stick (which is a stick used for self defense in karate) :eek:

Slade

09-09-2007, 07:33 PM

Let's see I've seen, door knobs, bed post, remotes, cell phones(with vibrator setting turned on), some controllers(again with rumble setting), combs with round handles, beer bottles or any bottle, can's etc.

cadence

09-09-2007, 08:02 PM

although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun

I have tried an ice dildo and it is quite fun to use.
I have also tried popsicles, but they break easily.

tessa

09-10-2007, 01:09 PM

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... :rolleyes: )

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

:wave:

Ozme52

09-10-2007, 02:05 PM

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

:wave:

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

annie

09-10-2007, 02:13 PM

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... definately!

tessa

09-10-2007, 04:44 PM

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

I knew "figging". Just hadn't ever considered the idea of carving the veggies into interesting shapes.

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

John56{vg}

09-10-2007, 04:45 PM

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

gagged_Louise

09-10-2007, 05:11 PM

*googles "ginger dildo" - gets 520 hits (one of them has Britney Spears in the page title!)*

tessa

09-10-2007, 07:50 PM

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John
Wow. More than one reason?? I'm pretty shocked you could come up with even one.

You're a sweetie and you let me smile. ~hugs John right back~

About Britney Spears...last night on the awards show? Bless her head-shaving, Courtney Love and loser Fed-Ex are better parents heart. Talk about a train wreck. She should have really insisted that the producers of the show allow her new magician boyfriend to go ahead and make her disappear. A seriously sad situation all the way around.

Ok, back to thoughts of ice dildos and carved root veggies.

:wave:

violet girl{MM}

09-10-2007, 09:03 PM

Ask violet about frozen chocolate dildos and she will crack up with laughter (referring to a scene we did early on in the Cellar)

*ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!* :D

i was just reading that thread the other day, Lou! :)

Good times! ;)

*shakes my head smiling as i walk out* :rolleyes:

gagged_Louise

09-10-2007, 11:44 PM

subbie talk:

-How did your night with those rockers turn out?
-It was just fabulous! Imagine it, long rides with Ginger Shaker, Jack Bruise and Eric Clampton. Flooded with cream all the time...mmm, man those guys knew what strings to bend...

*closs the slutty pun parlour for now*

nk_lion

09-11-2007, 09:02 AM

One thing that someone else and I talked about once was the possibility of putting a small pager in a condom in the pussy. Whenever it's called, during random times of the day, it would start vibrating. Seems like an idea I'd like to explore later.

tessa

09-11-2007, 12:26 PM

~waves up at NK~ Hi there! Nice seeing your mane around here. :)

Saw this on someone's blog and just had to share.

gagged_Louise

09-11-2007, 01:08 PM

mmm, potato dildo! Boiling hot stuff...

Logic1

09-11-2007, 01:33 PM

lmao tessa
great stuff :)

rach

09-11-2007, 02:09 PM

LOL! that reminds me of a comedy series here. Blackadder. Bladrick and his strangely shaped veg!

Logic1

09-12-2007, 03:09 AM

Blackadder aah
now where are my Blackadder dvds???

ces3

09-15-2007, 07:40 PM

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

sipgirl

09-15-2007, 08:01 PM

sipgirl

09-15-2007, 08:08 PM

Quick note to self....wouldnt the above post by Master be considered somewhat humiliating>>>Tying into the humiliation thread???Ohh yup must be...Im getting excited just reading it!

cadence

09-15-2007, 08:26 PM

Platonicus

09-21-2007, 10:51 AM

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)

jeanne

09-21-2007, 08:43 PM

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)

OMG - that's too funny and too true!

Warbaby1943

09-22-2007, 03:31 AM

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)
I know I wouldn't. They are too complicated to program.

newby

09-23-2007, 03:03 PM

just_annie: you've experienced an escrima stick too, huh? i recommend the handle of a tunfa (an ancient Japanese weapon)

DrkRvn

10-04-2007, 12:04 AM

I was an inquisitive child.... knitting needle, hair brush, one of those sqiggle pens(end vibrates and makes your letters sqiggly - and you clit tingly). Ice :), travel toothbrush case, turkey baster, plastic easter eggs, and various other toys that I had that were appropriately shaped.