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Alex Bragi
11-15-2007, 01:39 AM
Ha-ha ...not really, but now that I have you attention please don't click back.
Delia's Deep Throat (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?p=497385#post497385) thread (check it out it's a good one!) and my Bragi's typically horny response got me thinking that a cock sucking competition might actually be a lot of fun around here. I've talked with Widget about it. She reckons the entries should be anonymous and I agree that would be the fairest and best way of doing it.
But, hey, I don't like to be discriminatory so, if the title of "Best little cock sucker" doesn't grab you, you might prefer Dick Tickles' suggestion of "Best hot and hard clitty licker" instead? Yes, that's right, we're running two separate competitions.
I think we might try to limit it to say 400 to 500 words but hey if you find that once your creative juices are running and you can't stop, we'll let you have a some more...words that is. Now, it can be a straight narration or include dialog, it can be serious or humorous, it is of course, entirely up to you to decide exactly how you to tease and titillate us. (Oh, and please, don't forget to give your piece a title.) *gg* There's only one rule, and we're going to have to be firm on this--no stories, plots or anything of great substance, please! *gg*
Sorry, there's no cash prizes here however the winners will, respectively, have the supreme honour of holding those titles. *gg*
All entries will be posted, then voted on. Only the winners names will be revealed publicly.
Come on what are you waiting for? You don't necessarily need to be an author to do this. I mean, we've all licked or suck something, sometime haven't we?
So, please send your entries to me via the private messaging system on this forum or via my email by the 5th of December for posting on the 7th.
Bragi
11-15-2007, 12:14 PM
I see you don’t need work on your attention grabbing headline skills...~lol~...altho “Free Blow Job" would work well too.
Alex, only YOU would follow thru with a cock sucking contest...I have a few questions and comments:
(1) 400-500 words? I won’t even have your panties down with 500 words. I need volumes to properly lick and nibble and suck and tease your sweet cum dumpster. You know how I love to paint your pussy with My saliva and spooge. You know how I love to hum and moan on that throbbing little love button until you whimper and beg. 400-500 words? That won’t even get Me warmed up.
(2) Any female contestants...I am available for “practice”...just private message Me.
(3) Are women permitted to enter the “Best Hot and Hard Clitty Licker” contest?
(4) I won’t ask if men are allowed to enter the “Best Little Cocksucker” contest...not that there is anything wrong with that...
(5) Who needs cash prizes...the winners of these contests will immediately be THE MOST popular people at this site and get all sorts of endorsement opportunities. I mean, I can see it now...the winner of the best cocksucker contest will have countless offers from porn movie directors, the World Sperm Extractor Bank, Hugh Grant, “icansuckagolfballthruagardenhose.com”, and from Me...just to name a few.
(6) Alex, will you be entering? And if so, which contest?
On a serious note...this has the makings of a movie...sell the script...sell the story...damn, I can’t wait...~lol~
ElectricBadger
11-16-2007, 12:12 AM
Heheh, very nice idea Alex
gagged_Louise
11-16-2007, 01:07 AM
I agree, I'm sure this one will get many happy returns.
Alex Bragi
11-16-2007, 01:40 AM
Yes, by specifically making it not a story competition (and making entries anonymous) we thought it might encourage people, who usually wouldn't consider themselves to be authors, to have go and maybe even surprise themselves. :)
Sounds interesting, but what sort of thing are you looking for when you say "no stories, plots or anything of great substance, please"?
I'd like to write something quirky like a glory-hole story, but wouldn't that be a story?!
Q x
Playfulsub
11-16-2007, 03:31 PM
Sounds interesting, but what sort of thing are you looking for when you say "no stories, plots or anything of great substance, please"?
I'd like to write something quirky like a glory-hole story, but wouldn't that be a story?!
Q x
I think she probably means just suck cock, don't worry about any other details. ;pant;
Alex Bragi
11-16-2007, 03:33 PM
Sounds interesting, but what sort of thing are you looking for when you say "no stories, plots or anything of great substance, please"?
I'd like to write something quirky like a glory-hole story, but wouldn't that be a story?!
Q x
Sure, go for it Qmoq. I guess every piece of fiction is a kind of a story. What I should have said was don't worry if you've never written a story before --you can still give this a go because we're not looking for complicated plots or build ups, just lots of hot stuff. :) Or, like playfulsub said... *gg*
gagged_Louise
11-16-2007, 03:36 PM
I have a feeling this thread will become quite often read even after the competition is finished... :D
Umm, did anything happen with this? I know I submitted a story...
Bump!
annie
12-08-2007, 06:30 PM
Hmmmmmm... I don't know...
*Looks at Alex to see... *
gagged_Louise
12-08-2007, 07:53 PM
Alex might be too occupied sucking off the great Bragi at the moment, but maybe we should relaunch this one after Christmas to make more people write hot stuff, by then they will certainly need to get some heat off!
Just making a humble submissive suggestion.
Alex Bragi
12-09-2007, 05:51 PM
Umm, did anything happen with this? I know I submitted a story...
Bump!
Qmoq, thanks for the prod. :)
Yes, and thank you for your entry. Please, I’m sorry to have not gotten back to you sooner--I know I should have. Mostly, thank you for your, obvious, time and effort writing and submitting your entry. :)
You have, however, put me in a bit of quandary, since your piece is not just a little over the word limit very much so. I guess you must have just got carried away. :cool: It’s very good too, so, are you sure you wouldn’t like to consider posting it in the regular story section of the library?
This thread (competition) has only one other entry. Another very good one, but I’m just not sure how fair it would be to ask readers to choose the best between 500 words and 2,000 equally good pieces.
I’ve messaged the author of the other entry a few days back asking permission to post their entry with their name. I haven’t heard back yet, but I ask you also Qmoq: If you don’t wish to post your piece in the main story section of this site, may I post it here, on this thread?
So, only two entries were received. I don’t know, maybe people are just too busy at this time or year, or maybe it just wasn’t such a good idea to begin with? Well, you never know if you don’t give it a go. :)
Thanks for the quick reply, Alex - yes I'll put it on the main library, I think. It's been a while since I posted anything there because of formatting problems, but I have a young gal who can help me with that *looks at sheepy*
I wouldn't have written the story without your suggestion, so I'll be sure to give you a credit!
Qmoq xx
SheepishJaina
12-10-2007, 03:34 PM
meep and such. *eyes Q and makes faces*
Alex, I loved the topic for this but I've just not had any writing time with the holidays.. Perhaps try running it again after new years?
Alex Bragi
12-10-2007, 06:01 PM
I wouldn't have written the story without your suggestion, so I'll be sure to give you a credit!
Qmoq xx
That's a very kind thought, but absolutely not necessary, Qmoq. You should write more, you know. *ss*
Alex Bragi
12-13-2007, 05:12 PM
And the winner is... (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?p=506384#post506384)
Alex Bragi
12-13-2007, 09:15 PM
*shakes my head* see what happens when you hide this contest!? Pffffft I woulda entered!!!! *pouts and wanders off, mumbling about needing cock...*
Well, thanks, delia. :)
In addition to this thread, I did lobby many people/authors who I thought may be interested, via private messaging. At the time of responding, all but one agreed to submitt an entry.