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12-17-2007, 01:00 AM
My dogs ate my underwear.
It’s the truth I swear.
I would have worn panties,
But they are ruined, damn beasties.
So here I am all squirming about,
Till, it’s not my fault, I want to shout.
My pants are rubbing in a way,
That is teasing me all day.
And just my luck I fear,
That my mom’s words to my ear,
Will be proved at last so terribly right.
That I will be hit by a bus on my way home tonight.
It’s the truth I swear.
I would have worn panties,
But they are ruined, damn beasties.
So here I am all squirming about,
Till, it’s not my fault, I want to shout.
My pants are rubbing in a way,
That is teasing me all day.
And just my luck I fear,
That my mom’s words to my ear,
Will be proved at last so terribly right.
That I will be hit by a bus on my way home tonight.