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Anth
09-19-2008, 02:04 PM
Disclaimer: My intention in writing these is humour. Please don't take this as religious commentary. Ok, there, Ive covered my ass. Now, enjoy ;)

Thou shalt honour thy partner and respect their limits

Remember the Safeword and keep it holy

Thou shalt not cum without thy Dom/me's permission

Thou shalt not judge thy neighbour's kink

Thou shalt not take thy sub for granted

Thou shalt not take the name of thy Dom/me in vain

Thou shalt love and respect thyself first

Thou shalt maintain honesty with thy partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours partner

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dungeon

GenieInABottle
09-19-2008, 02:06 PM
Haha...I like that...it's very witty!

SilvieA
09-19-2008, 02:07 PM
ROFL!!! I love it! Great work :-)

AMANDA84
09-19-2008, 02:11 PM
Very clever! Love it! Thanks for sharing.

denuseri
09-19-2008, 02:14 PM
AWSOME I love it. it very clearly has humor, yet also sums up the abc, or D/s so very well.

Kuskovian
09-19-2008, 04:21 PM
Well said indeed.

IAmCanadian
09-19-2008, 04:37 PM
Alas, I've already broken at least one of these commandments.

- FS

Friday
09-19-2008, 11:18 PM
Hehe
Mucho fun

PropertyOfMasterJoey
09-20-2008, 10:20 AM
lol i smell a new religion in the making :-P

ulfheadnar
09-20-2008, 10:46 AM
Lol