View Full Version : shockingly apt text joke!
Twisted Rose
01-29-2009, 12:41 PM
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, wasn't too sure where it should go!
Just recieved a text joke from a vanilla friend that made me laugh for reasons he really wouldn't realise!
"I just made you open your phone for no reason, god I love being in control! Who's my bitch? You're my bitch! Now go about your business until I need you again..."
Hmmm, maybe he's not so vanilla as I thought!
MrDom
01-29-2009, 12:51 PM
lol very nice
jezabel
01-29-2009, 03:27 PM
i sent it to my master....funnily enough he wasnt impressed lol
me bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twisted Rose
01-29-2009, 03:58 PM
i sent it to my master....funnily enough he wasnt impressed lol
me bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I take absolutely no responsibility for whatever trouble you get into for that! I'd have loved to have seen his face when he saw what you'd sent him though!
Tufty
01-29-2009, 05:06 PM
LOL...is that joke doing the rounds again??
jezabel
01-29-2009, 05:25 PM
he reckons hes gonna have words with u twisted lol
free all next week if u wanna arrange meeting for a coffee hun xxx
Twisted Rose
01-29-2009, 05:46 PM
he reckons hes gonna have words with u twisted lol
free all next week if u wanna arrange meeting for a coffee hun xxx
Ah great so now I'm in trouble for something you've done?!
Will PM you about that coffee x
HisButterflySlave
01-29-2009, 11:16 PM
Lol *starts sending to random people in contacts list - including Master*
denuseri
01-31-2009, 12:44 AM
OMG rof
<<is sending to my owner's phone (he will be here sometime tommarrow to punish me if I am lucky lol)
Kahlann
01-31-2009, 12:07 PM
i was just told sending that was a jerky thing to do. but it was so jerky it was awesome. sometimes my sass is appreciated.
his_pet {MM}
01-31-2009, 12:37 PM
Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL
HisButterflySlave
01-31-2009, 10:01 PM
Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL
Lol, doesn't it always work out this way...seems like everyone who views this is sending them to their Masters. Sounds like everyone wants the punishments they have to offer. :P
Stace
02-01-2009, 07:00 AM
Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL
lol :) i loved this, wish i had an owner to send it to tho :( But its radical neways lol
jeanne
02-01-2009, 07:04 AM
That's hilarious...
...and there is no way in hell I'm sending it to Him. :eek:
jezabel
02-01-2009, 07:33 AM
jeanne, u chicken lmao
my arse is still sore tho ;-)
jeanne
02-01-2009, 07:54 AM
jeanne, u chicken lmao
my arse is still sore tho ;-)
Not chicken....smart. :D
HisButterflySlave
02-01-2009, 08:37 AM
Not chicken....smart. :D
Unlike everyone else. -is sore- it was worth it...
Twisted Rose
02-01-2009, 11:17 AM
ok, now I'm just jealous that I had noone to send it to!
Glad you all had fun with it though!
BrightFyrefly
02-04-2009, 11:15 PM
That's awesome
jonnyi's_nia
02-13-2009, 02:08 PM
Hmmm... it's Master's work phone... it's extremely tempting but I think I'll pass... they are supposed to be switching cell phone carriers so my luck his boss has the phone lol