steelish
04-18-2010, 09:00 AM
Amazing, the things that can happen.
An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man who admits
he has no experience out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS,
half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
(BTW - originally the joke said "no brains" about Obama, but I think he's actually very smart - just not good for America)
An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man who admits
he has no experience out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS,
half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
(BTW - originally the joke said "no brains" about Obama, but I think he's actually very smart - just not good for America)