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lejonhjarta
06-18-2011, 06:13 PM
hey folks :)
so here's the story, i went swimming today since the first time my ex mistress had me peicre my nipples, it was in a lake...
now the funny bit and the question,
so wheil i was swimming i felt somthing weird, sort of a thud on my chest and a sucking, so i look down and there's a fish trying to eat my nipple ring!!!! lol!
anyone else had this problem? who's caught the biggest fish? mine was about 4 inches long lol
hope some other folks get a giggle out of this, and some fishermen get some good ideas,
-lejon
Jacee
06-18-2011, 07:29 PM
lmao...Nice catch, i never thought of using nipple rings as bait. i have never had that problem myself, my nipples are not pierced although i have been thinking about getting them done. You have made me giggle though as a fisherwoman and just in general hehehe
lejonhjarta
06-18-2011, 07:32 PM
glad to give you a giggle, and i would realy reckomend having them peirced, but as a bit of practical advice, don't get it done on a windy day whiel wearing a loose fitting tshirt lol!
Jacee
06-18-2011, 07:34 PM
thanks for the advice i will keep that in mind lol
Ozme52
06-20-2011, 11:38 AM
Keep 'em covered in the open ocean, especially warm waters. Divers are warned to remove earrings, for example, as the flash of light reflecting off of them looks just like the silver flash of "bait fish" and that's what Barracuda and other more aggressive predators tend to strike.
lejonhjarta
06-20-2011, 11:48 AM
hahaha, very very good to know! yeah i don't mind a little fish, but i'd rather not have a barracuda or anything deciding to take a bite of me
scarlet_85
06-21-2011, 06:46 PM
I love it!! Thanks so much for the story!!
Dog's Lady
12-23-2011, 11:56 AM
I'm sitting here thinking that Jeff Foxworthy could get some really funny jokes out of that one. You know, if your nipples rings have hook attachments for fishing, you might be a redneck BDSMer. Thanks for the laugh, really needed it.
lejonhjarta
12-23-2011, 11:58 AM
yeah, i've thought about that hahahahaha
gracieflower
01-29-2012, 07:42 AM
Lmao! I love this thread! Will be sure to keep all my bits covered when camping at the lake this summer.
It was funny as hell to read until I came across the mentioning of Barracudas.*shivers*
Still, thanks for sharing.
sexisubi
02-13-2012, 08:26 PM
That is too cool, what a weird thing to happen though! Haha, it was a great read :)
Until the bigger biters came up... yikes! Like lucy said :)
michaelwarlock
02-11-2014, 04:58 AM
LMAO !!!!! makes me want to pierce my dong and go swim in a lake !!!