View Full Version : from one submissive to another (smart assed joke)
Echoes
01-19-2015, 03:29 PM
Dominant tells his submissive that belching and swearing aren't ladylike.
submissive retorts back, "Neither is a blow job, but you don't complain about that..."
jules
01-20-2015, 11:09 AM
Ha ha ha ha.. that is so true though! Thanks for the giggle
Echoes
01-20-2015, 04:40 PM
A Dominant and his submissive were driving late on a frigid winters night when suddenly one of the tires goes flat. The Dominant goes out to change the tire but he has no gloves and after a while his hands are numb and frozen. He gets back in and tells his submissive to open her legs as, he needed to warm his hands. Doing this, he once again goes out and after a little while again comes back in and shoves his hands between his submissive’s legs. Warm once more, he returns outside to finish putting on the spare. Upon coming back in the car his submissive looks at him and raising her eyebrow and calmly asks, “are your ears not cold Sir?”
just_ine
01-20-2015, 08:27 PM
*giggles*
Such a selfless subbie! This is service! :nodnodnod:
jules
01-21-2015, 11:29 AM
Oh Darn! My Sir doesn't drive - I need to teach him if this happens ;) lol
Echoes
01-21-2015, 08:01 PM
I am guessing that is another thing a dear sub does not say to their Dominant..."are you ears cold Sir?" *giggles*
jules
01-22-2015, 01:44 PM
um.. well.. I do LOL but he just gives me that smile that means "Wait till we get home" lol
He also gets a cold nose.. wonder how he could warm that up ~giggling~
Echoes
01-22-2015, 06:43 PM
lol, gee I wonder....I am sure something could be found to warm his nose :pirate:
"a wee lil innocent submissive dressed as Red Riding Hood goes out into the forest. The big bad wolfy Sadistic Dom follows her into the woods and grabs her from behind. 'Now that I've got you I'm going to make you scream until dawn,' he growls. But the wee innocent lil submissive pulls out the .44, holds it to his head and announces calmly, ”No you're not.” You're going to eat me like the story said'".
Sub-girl13
11-06-2015, 08:21 PM
This is an IRL situation, my ex Dom lives with family and they went in to his room and found our old toys, they put them in his desk. But the handcuffs were missing....