ProjectEuropa
03-19-2005, 05:42 PM
Nothing much happening so I thought I'd try a new thread.
I was at school and I managed to get a date with Susan R who was known for being somewhat loose and was a dead cert for breaking my duck. How did I know? Well just about half the boys in the football team had already been with her and vouched she was one hell of a goer, even Mugsey and if she'd been with him she'd go with anyone. So I took my trusty condom out of my drawer, the wrapping looked a bit manky because I'd had it for about a year and I took it on every date with me but unfortunately to no avail. I had cadged the said condom off Rob, the stud of our year who had also had his wicked way with Susan R. So I took Susan R to the disco on the main street on Friday night and walked her home, taking the long way down through the railway cutting where I stopped and tried to kiss her. She baulked and said she didn't like kissing on her first date. I tried everything from guile through gentle persuasion to pleading. Frustration eventually set in and I mentioned she not only kissed Rob, Mugsey and half the football team but she'd let them into her knickers as well! She was horrified and said she was still a virgin and ran home in tears leaving me with my trusty condom having failed to use it on yet another date.
When I went to school on the Monday all the lads gathered round wanting to know if I had scored. I smirked and said 'Of course I fucking did. I was going like a steam train and she was lovin' every stroke!'
And so the legand and myth of Susan R proliferated!
I was at school and I managed to get a date with Susan R who was known for being somewhat loose and was a dead cert for breaking my duck. How did I know? Well just about half the boys in the football team had already been with her and vouched she was one hell of a goer, even Mugsey and if she'd been with him she'd go with anyone. So I took my trusty condom out of my drawer, the wrapping looked a bit manky because I'd had it for about a year and I took it on every date with me but unfortunately to no avail. I had cadged the said condom off Rob, the stud of our year who had also had his wicked way with Susan R. So I took Susan R to the disco on the main street on Friday night and walked her home, taking the long way down through the railway cutting where I stopped and tried to kiss her. She baulked and said she didn't like kissing on her first date. I tried everything from guile through gentle persuasion to pleading. Frustration eventually set in and I mentioned she not only kissed Rob, Mugsey and half the football team but she'd let them into her knickers as well! She was horrified and said she was still a virgin and ran home in tears leaving me with my trusty condom having failed to use it on yet another date.
When I went to school on the Monday all the lads gathered round wanting to know if I had scored. I smirked and said 'Of course I fucking did. I was going like a steam train and she was lovin' every stroke!'
And so the legand and myth of Susan R proliferated!