The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Mrlover]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint

[redEva]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.

While cock worshiping and long blowjobs are something our community does not think twice about, I will bet you any money that general population of women out there would be much easier persuaded to give blowjobs if men would keep themselves clean.

Some things just apply to everyone :D

[His_pita]

Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.


Yeah! Nothing would turn me off faster then to have a nose full of icky smells. If he wants me to do proper cock worshipping he best be clean. I of course would do the same for him.

[submissivewife]

[QUOTE=redEva]Amazingly enough, I will not tolerate smelly cocks either! The smell of stale piss or the sweat lingering around crotch area does nothing positive for my arousal.


Men can take that as a VERY BIG hint too!!! :D

[BDSM_Tourguide]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

[Master514]

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

That's BS. The kind of pseudo-dom who likes to show that he's got principles. I'm sure you can find something else to do with her nonetheless. Confucius says boned man can never ask broad to leave :) And YES there are exceptions. Imagine you got ______ (name of your favourite female star) with a smelly pussy and refusing to clean it. She's naked, buddy. And willing... do you care?

Yeah, smelly pussy is a problem, but please... cut the crap.

[Mrlover]

Ah. I was waiting for the posts like this. Ladies and gentlemen, our old buddy has returned.

What's this going to make now? Your fifth banning? Sixth? How many more times are you going to try this before you finally get the hint, or a life, and get lost permanently?

See ya, poser.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........

[oneslave4me]

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about but if you ever want your membership to increase above a snails pace you should try to show some respect...........or i will have to collar you

I'd really like to see you try to collar TG. That be a hoot.

And to get respect, you must first earn it and the few posts I've seen from you only prove you're not worthy.

And if you had a fricking brain in your head, you'd know that most of a woman's smell is based on where she is in her cycle and nothing to do with cleanliness.

And a little funk now and then never killed a man nor a woman.

Hope Jinn has you long gone by now.

[Magister]

" How now? A rat? Dead for a ducat, dead!"

Hamlet, III, 4

[Mrlover]

And a little funk now and then never killed a man nor a woman.



Sounds like you are trying to justify being smelly :D

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

[Mobius]

MRlover with all due respect I woud venture that woman are far more concerned with there personal hygene than you are.

Woman have to be very concerned with infection down there and having a smell would give them a very strong hint that some thing is growing.

No I have to go with the woman on this one. The odds are more likely that a smelly cock and balls will rear its ugly head than a smelly pussy.

However there is the issue of smell of old panty hose that will linger around a bit.

[Rhiannon]

Well said Mobius ..... and never a truer word spoken!

........ and I wear stockings rather than wrapping myself in nylon! -(eewwww)

[oneslave4me]

He obviously doesn't get enough regular pussy to know that different smells mean different things.

And if he thinks he could POSSIBLY ever collar me, he's in for a shocker.

night all.

[Kaori-san]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hint


This is a bit.. frank and not to pleasant. As oneslave4me said.. it does depend on a woman's cycle as to the smell.. its nothing to do with cleanliness really (unless someone was bathing less than once a week or something :yuck: ).

Mobius is very right too... and to be hoest this whole thread is just... unpleasant really :mad:

[albear]

And see, I didn't really believe we had the pleasure of our old friend's company until he tried to collar TG. It's kind of nice to know that some plonkers never change. This will be another great thread that will be wrenched up time and time again when someone gets offended.... :abduct:

[Sir Lanceloth]

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

hmm you just go along collaring them there or wherever but not here!

dammit, i hate those "i collar all the subs you are now my slaves and must obey me!" jerks please dont do it here Mrlover......

and as for the smelly business, id just second the rest, females have alot more work cleaning themselves properly than males to hear this shit.... (sorry for swearing)

[death penguin]

heh- thats why at college I take showers in the afternoon... shortly before visiting my gf... apparently my body wash drives her nuts :D

Only a couple of times have I run into the smell- in which case I just switch from my mouth to my hands a bit sooner :P

[embeth]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet.

Cunts aren’t supposed to smell sweet, if’n they do it may be a sign of a medical problem (e.g. diabetes or ketoacidosis which isn’t so good).
Perfuming the nether regions is not recommended either as most perfumes contain alcohol and other ingredients that irritate mucous membranes and the delicate tissue of the labia and perineum. Nor is douching the answer. Vaginal douching is not necessary in routine feminine hygiene. When performed infrequently it is not harmful, but frequent douching may lead to recurrent vaginitis and mucosal irritation or ulceration. Washing with ordinary soap disturbs the acidic environment of the vagina, so the best thing is to wash mostly with water or a slightly acid water (1 spoon white vinegar to half a litre of water) or a commercially available vaginal wash.

[embeth]

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared


Since when has being collared been considered a corrective strategy for disrespect?

[Widget]

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.

The normal natural scent of a woman should turn you on and if you do not like it perhaps you might prefer the female company of the blow up variety. Comments like that from men are what make women feel bad about their natural sexuality. It is normal to have some scent around the genitals and things like what you said are what keep douche companies in business. Something by the way, that is extremely unhealthy for the normal vagina as are the many deodorant products out there, that in reality can cause more problems than the imagined “smell” that was there.

The fact is if you smell offensive, go to the doctor and make sure that you are healthy, or have a shower.

[Solitary_Storm]

One thing i find disgusting and cannot tolerate are women who cannot keep their pussies smelling clean and sweet. There is nothing more disgusting and a turn off then finding out your other half/sub or one nighter can't even look after herself.

I have a firm policy that if she smells she either cleans it ASAP or leaves the premises. No exceptions.

I know that on this matter 99% of men will agree with me. Additionally it wrecks the mood for any bdsm activities that involves pussy play.

Ladies take that as a VERY BIG hintLOL how old was he? :p

[Mad Lews]

Maybe it's just me, but i can think of nothing quite so erotic as the smell of an aroused pussy :Tasty: .
Well maybe a few things :sex5: :boobies2: :smackbum: :tagteam: :69: :bondage: but it's definatly in the top five.
Mad Lews

[lockedhusband]

LOL how old was he? :p

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

[katie_21]

Well not that I know personally but from what I hear, all women smell different lol. If it's a foul smell, then there's probably some kind of infection and she should definately get that checked out.

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

[Aesop]

It goes both ways of course, not all dicks smell like roses lol.

Some do?

[katie_21]

Some do?


Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol

[Nikita]

Some do?

ROLF!!!

[Ozme52]

Well I don't know, I haven't smelled them all. lol


Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...:cheerlead

[katie_21]

Now here's an opportunity to do groundbreaking research...:cheerlead


LOL I don't think my husband would want me to do that kind of research

[vistana]

LOL I don't think my husband would want me to do that kind of research

But it's in the name of science! :rolleyes:

[submissivewife]

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.:rolleyes:

[Nikita]

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.:rolleyes:


ROLF!!!! The title of the thread! ROLF!!!!

[Sklaventreiber]

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.




I agree with your comment here Widget.

A woman's smell is a huge turn on for me regardless of whether she has showered recently or not, whether it's her time or not, it's the animalistic thing...

It's age old...

[jiggy]

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

Yikes! I would be putting the fire hose on her pussy first!

[Ozme52]

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"


Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?


P.S. No feline pictures please....

[Aesop]

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"


Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?


P.S. No feline pictures please....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Thanks Oz. I needed a laugh.

[Dongthong2005]

Well, I must admit smelly pussies can be arousing. However, in Africa I did a lot of pussy tugging and there were times I couldn't clean the smell/stench off my hands. One girl never got the picture. While driving I stopped, got out of the vehicle, frustrated I opened her door (she was sitting in the passenger seat), grabbed her by the hair and faced fucked her (my cook was stinky). It didn't change anything, and I continued to punish her stinky pussy.

[Uncle_Ed]

(my cook was stinky).

Remind me never to eat at "Chez Dongthong"

[Warbaby1943]

Just found this thread. Sorry to bring it to the forefront again. However, I was just wondering whatever happened to the old saying of "once you get past the smell it got it licked?" I have never heard of anyone dying from eating pussy, regardless of the smell, if any.:26:

[Uncle_Ed]

I have never heard of anyone dying from eating pussy, regardless of the smell, if any.:26:

Warbaby-you've obviously never seen the bodybags coming out of the kitchen at "Chez Dongthong"

[wingsofanangel]

Oh god.. who brought this back?! lol. I literally gagged while reading some of the posts.

Obviously, the writer of this thread was/is a complete moron. Dom or not I would have told him so too. ::waggles finger:: Was he 10?!

"Mommy!!!I tried to eat a girl out... but she didn't smell like capt n crunch.... so I ordered her to wash her pussy and she didn't listen to me.... and and... and then I tried to put a collar around her throat... and she bit me...-whimper-"

Its rejects like him that give Doms a bad name. Completley arrogant and uneducated. meh.

Thanks for the laugh though guys.... great replies!

Anya

[submissivewife]

Wings this guy was banned not too long after posting this thread. Which, is think is a good thing. For some reason this thread comes back to keep haunting us....Die thread! DIE!

[Warbaby1943]

Wings this guy was banned not too long after posting this thread. Which, is think is a good thing. For some reason this thread comes back to keep haunting us....Die thread! DIE!
Sorry submissive wife.

[Warbaby1943]

Warbaby-you've obviously never seen the bodybags coming out of the kitchen at "Chez Dongthong"
No I haven't. What am I missing?

[Aesop]

This thread is still here? lol

[Warbaby1943]

This thread is still here? lol
Only because I have never run across a bad pussy. Even the worst one was just wonderful.:15_8_203:

[submissivewife]

Damn this thread needs to die........

[Warbaby1943]

Come on submissivewife you know it is a good topic. Pussy never goes out of style.:exellent1 :aol_doggy

[submissivewife]

:rolleyes:

[Warbaby1943]

:rolleyes:
I forgot to say :lovetits: too.

[submissivewife]

LOL That is good to know Warbaby! LOL

[Warbaby1943]

LOL That is good to know Warbaby! LOL
Yeah and they don't usually have an odor. If they do, then it is time to run away.:pray:

[Uncle_Ed]

No I haven't. What am I missing?

Dinner.

[Warbaby1943]

Dinner.
Was it smelly?;che

[submissivewife]

Yeah and they don't usually have an odor. If they do, then it is time to run away.:pray:

I'll have to agree with you there Warbaby.....LOL

[Aesop]

So now it's Smelly Tits....Not Acceptable?

[submissivewife]

ohh hell

Die Thread! DIE!

[Warbaby1943]

So now it's Smelly Tits....Not Acceptable?
No just said that would be bad, I think. Time of the month should have nothing to do with the tits and their smell, should it?:noprobs:

[submissivewife]

Die Thread! DIE!

[Silke]

you do realize that every time you will the thread to die you're actually feeding it, subwife? ;)

[Aesop]

Shhhhh!!! Don't tell her that!

[submissivewife]

you do realize that every time you will the thread to die you're actually feeding it, subwife? ;)
;)

[submissivewife]

Shhhhh!!! Don't tell her that!

:gun:

[Silke]

lol, secret smelly pussy fetish there, Aesop? Subwife? ;)

[Warbaby1943]

you do realize that every time you will the thread to die you're actually feeding it, subwife? ;)
She loves it, just won't admit it. :bigkiss:

[Uncle_Ed]

Die Thread! DIE!

Since you mention it...

I actually agree with the sentiment of the thread...Between wives(!) I had a relationship with a lovely girl, but to me her pussy smelt like rotten meat.

I say this in all seriousness-it really spoiled what we had going. Perhaps it was natures way of telling me we shouldn't have been together?

Now Die! Bitch Mother Thread from Hell!

[Warbaby1943]

Since you mention it...

I actually agree with the sentiment of the thread...Between wives(!) I had a relationship with a lovely girl, but to me her pussy smelt like rotten meat.

I say this in all seriousness-it really spoiled what we had going. Perhaps it was natures way of telling me we shouldn't have been together?

Now Die! Bitch Mother Thread from Hell!
I feel sorry for you but, hahahahaha! You did it again. And again, the worst one was just wonderful.;)

[Aesop]

lol, secret smelly pussy fetish there, Aesop? Subwife? ;)

Nope. I do have a getting back at smartass mods fetish though. :D

[submissivewife]

Nope. I do have a getting back at smartass mods fetish though. :D
Who you calling a smartass?

[Aesop]

Who you calling a smartass?

Well I was talking about Silke, but since you mention it....I found her fellas!! Get her!

[Uncle_Ed]

*grabs a hold*

[Warbaby1943]

Who you calling a smartass?
Please keep it public, don't go PMing. It is getting interesting and to think it all started with smelly pussies.:nobitching_nbs:

[Aesop]

Ha! Drag her back over to the other thread and let's leave the smelly pussies alone. ;)

[Silke]

Smartass mods? Nah, can't be talking about me... *sits back and enjoys the hunt for Subwife* ;)

[submissivewife]

Holy Hell!

*wondering how in the hell I get myself into these messes*

[Warbaby1943]

Ha! Drag her back over to the other thread and let's leave the smelly pussies alone. ;)
What thread?

[Uncle_Ed]

*heaves subwife to other thread------------------------------------>*

[Warbaby1943]

*heaves subwife to other thread------------------------------------>*
Again, what thread?

[submissivewife]

Silke....get up and help! *kicking Uncle_Ed in the shins*

[Silke]

lol, subwife...you were asking for it - I'm not going to keep you from your fun ;)

[Warbaby1943]

lol, subwife...you were asking for it - I'm not going to keep you from your fun ;)
I'll bet Ed hope she has washed that, oh never mind!!!

[Uncle_Ed]

Silke....get up and help! *kicking Uncle_Ed in the shins*
OUCH! Now-that's downright unfriendly! Wait til we reach My 1000 posts!

[submissivewife]

lol, subwife...you were asking for it - I'm not going to keep you from your fun ;)

Don't worry....your turns comin'! Aesop's looking for you now.

[Aesop]

lol, subwife...you were asking for it - I'm not going to keep you from your fun ;)

If I remember right this all started because of your fetish comments......C'mere!:crop:

[Warbaby1943]

OUCH! Now-that's downright unfriendly! Wait til we reach My 1000 posts!
Hurry Ed, I for one can't wait to see what that brings.

[Silke]

lol, I saw that...*looking for a place to hide...a more comfortable one that doesn't smell...* aaaaaaaaaahh, the games - always a lifesaver! ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Hey what happened to the smelly pussies? I'll find out tomorrow, Gotta go to bed now.

[Aesop]

lol, I saw that...*looking for a place to hide...a more comfortable one that doesn't smell...* aaaaaaaaaahh, the games - always a lifesaver! ;)

You can run, but you can't hide....I'll get you yet!;whip

[heycarrieanne]

Are there actually women out there who still wear pantyhose?

And by the way, isn't a pussy suppose to smell? How would a man be attracted to it if he could not smell her inner scent?

Oh, smelly balls are the WORST turn-off ever!

[Warbaby1943]

Are there actually women out there who still wear pantyhose?

And by the way, isn't a pussy suppose to smell? How would a man be attracted to it if he could not smell her inner scent?

Oh, smelly balls are the WORST turn-off ever!
They still sell a lot of them so I guess women still wear them.:32:

[Nikita]

Are there actually women out there who still wear pantyhose?

And by the way, isn't a pussy suppose to smell? How would a man be attracted to it if he could not smell her inner scent?

Oh, smelly balls are the WORST turn-off ever!

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando. :p

Hey, all the :peter: with smelly balls will NOT be getting any of this! ;blo



This thread is still around?

[Warbaby1943]

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando. :p

Hey, all the :peter: with smelly balls will NOT be getting any of this! ;blo



This thread is still around?
Better to cut the hole than have it eaten away, huh? I didn't mean eaten away by someone else in the manner of having fun. Maybe I should have stuck with the theme of this thread and said rotted away. Commando is much better. :15_8_203:

[Uncle_Ed]

My cure for air conditioning pantyhose was to cut a hole in the crotch and go commando.

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*

[Nikita]

Commando is much better. :15_8_203:

I can attest to that. :evil: There are more and more people going commando these days. :D

[Nikita]

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*

Don't they have an 'old guard' smiley, or is it 'old school.' :D

[Warbaby1943]

This is called "wearing stockings" *sheesh*
Yeah, are garter belts making a comeback? Much more sexy than pantie hose.:tongue1:

[Uncle_Ed]

Don't they have an 'old guard' smiley, or is it 'old school.' :D

:old: Will that do?

[Uncle_Ed]

With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!

[Nikita]

With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!

LMAO!!! So basically, a smelly pussy is not offputting because for men, it's any port in a storm. LMAO!!! :gooday: Very good poem tampering, but you should apologise to ts eliot. *giggle*

[Uncle_Ed]

, but you should apologise to ts eliot.[/SIZE] *giggle*

Er...I did! (See First line?)

[Warbaby1943]

Good poem Ed.:wow_nbs:

[submissivewife]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum? :gun:

[Warbaby1943]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum? :gun:
It's baaaaack and you know you love it. Hahaha!!!!:cool17:

Nothing personal, just business, as the Donald would say.

[Nikita]

is it too much to ask for this thread to die and be buried deeply in the depths of this forum? :gun:

Hi Subwife! Let these boys have their day. If they REALLY sniffed a smelly pussy, you can bet they'd NEVER write about it again! :whip2:


*giggle* At least heycarrieanne got her smelly balls comment in. The thread can switch, right?

[submissivewife]

Hi Subwife! Let these boys have their day. If they REALLY sniffed a smelly pussy, you can bet they'd NEVER write about it again! :whip2:


*giggle* At least heycarrieanne got her smelly balls comment in. The thread can switch, right?

Sure it can.....

[Nikita]

Just for fun, let's switch the topic to Smelly Balls - Not Acceptable

IMO, besides the obvious causes of smelly balls, (y'all know what they are,) and the solution, soap and water, pubic hair is the magnet, the sponge that holds the stink there. Oh yes!!!

My question for people interested in this thread is do you shave your dick and balls, if so, are they less smelly? Conversely, if your mate shaves his dick and balls, are they less smelly?

I ran across this article and am posting a link to it for those who want to experience hairless dick and balls. Gentlemen, imagine going commando with no pubes or jockeys, just your pants protecting your boys! Hot dayum!

It's titled, "The Porn Star Shave."

http://www.mensplayground.com/advice/hair_removal_shaving_men.html

Nikita

(another way of switching)

PS. Anyone who wants to can tackle the follow up question, 'How to change the taste of tang.'

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

Pretty much this is the way I roll with things no pun
intended. :4:

I'd taken to shaving completely probably six or seven years ago.

It wasn't about the smell as I didn't notice it and nobody I
shared with made mention of anything as far as odors went.

I did it more for myself as I liked the feel of being smooth, nothing
to catch and be plucked by clothing or someone else when things
got all animal. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ;ha

Now as to the shaving, I can't say it's not more sensual and
appealing when someone else does it for you, that's always
the best in my mind.

One of the things I've always insisted on was if I was in a
realtionship with someone and they also shaved, that I be allowed
to do the shaving for them from that point on.

I like that closeness during the process and if they're real nice,
don't fidget too much, I'll give them a lollipop after. :11_2_102:

All joking aside, you do develop a special bond when sharing
something this intimate, trust me on this one. :rose:

[Ozme52]

Nope, I haven't done the shave-and-a-haircut bit down below. But I haven't had any complaints either...


Pants?... actually, I kinda prefer going regimental (commando) in a kilt...

and kindly keep your hands off my sporan...

[submissivewife]

ok...maybe we don't need to kill this thread now....Thanks Nikki! *giggles*

[Warbaby1943]

ok...maybe we don't need to kill this thread now....Thanks Nikki! *giggles*
Hey, have we been hijacked?:gun:

[cynn]

Nope, I haven't done the shave-and-a-haircut bit down below. But I haven't had any complaints either...


Pants?... actually, I kinda prefer going regimental (commando) in a kilt...

and kindly keep your hands off my sporan...

Sorry to hijack the thread but had to add this ...

What should a man wear under his kilt? ......... Lipstick.

[Warbaby1943]

Sorry to hijack the thread but had to add this ...

What should a man wear under his kilt? ......... Lipstick.
Good one.:cool17:

[heycarrieanne]

I will have to remember that line, Cynn!

[Nikita]

Hmm..I glad someone responded to the hijacking of this thread. It was a 'stinky' thing to do. :rose: (I'm sorry.) I didn't intend for the thread to take a downward turn, just wanted to 'switch' it around a little.

But, it has generated some interesting discussion. I liked the comment about the kilt Cynn.

Scorpio, I'm glad you shared the information about your shaved balls. :11_2_102: You just might have improved the prospects of oral pleasure of the rest of the members here.

Subwife, could we modify the title of the thread, so that it applies to both sexes? :)

[Uncle_Ed]

Can I use my joke again?

Whats worn under the kilt?

Nothing-it's all in perfect working order!

Boom boom!

[Warbaby1943]

Subwife, could we modify the title of the thread, so that it applies to both sexes? :)
I think the "Smelly pussies" is a very catching title.

Why not just start another thread about stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads, or something like that? That way members could choose the aromatic thread of their wishes.
:cool17:

[Nikita]

I think the "Smelly pussies" is a very catching title.

Why not just start another thread about stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads, or something like that? That way members could choose the aromatic thread of their wishes.
:cool17:

I agree with you on the title Warbaby. It is catchy. I can't think of anyone who'd want to read a thread titled 'Stinky balls, rotten nuts, putrid gonads."

So I guess you could describe this thread as 'low balling!'




(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

[Uncle_Ed]

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)

[submissivewife]

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)


ROFL

[Silke]

LMAO....great post, tiddles!! :wel to the fun! *purrrrrrrrs* ;)

[Nikita]

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)

Meow! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/snakesnyder/more%20smileys/cat24.gif

[Warbaby1943]

I just know submissivewife would want someone to bring this thread back to the forefront so our newest members don't miss it.:noprobs:

[Avralivia]

lmao this thread made me laugh so much some of the stuff in it hahaha

*laughs so much her head rolls off*

[Warbaby1943]

lmao this thread made me laugh so much some of the stuff in it hahaha

*laughs so much her head rolls off*
Glad you didn't miss reading it.

[submissivewife]

Warbaby, I know you live in the next town...I'm going to hunt you down!

*looking for my riding crop*

[Silke]

lol, can't believe this thread has 125 replies by now...not sure whether I should laugh or cry about this. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Warbaby, I know you live in the next town...I'm going to hunt you down!

*looking for my riding crop*
Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!

[submissivewife]

Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!
:madfire:

[Warbaby1943]

:madfire:
;pout; I guess now I better hide. :wave:

[Tae'lyn]

Not sure who actually said this, as the thread was a bit to get through....but I totally agree that it is comments like this that make women go and buy all the products sold to "hide" there smell. What do those deodorants do? Make you smell.

I totally got into an argument with a coworker the one day that made this type of ignorant comment...no wonder women out there are not in tune with their own desires and sexuality when they hear constantly how dirty their own body is.

Sorry Subwife I know you would rather see this thread die, but maybe by it being here other people just as ignorant can see the intelligent responses to it.

Tae'lyn

[Ozme52]

Not sure who actually said this, as the thread was a bit to get through....but I totally agree that it is comments like this that make women go and buy all the products sold to "hide" there smell. What do those deodorants do? Make you smell.

I totally got into an argument with a coworker the one day that made this type of ignorant comment...no wonder women out there are not in tune with their own desires and sexuality when they hear constantly how dirty their own body is.

Sorry Subwife I know you would rather see this thread die, but maybe by it being here other people just as ignorant can see the intelligent responses to it.

Tae'lyn


I was going to suggest that this thread be dead.... but reading your position on it... I see your point.

[Widget]

I had made the comment about comments like that keeping douche companies in business.

I can not express how upset it makes me when women are made to feel that thier bodies are dirty in some way. Even our advertising is states it when they talk about those "not so fresh" days and flogs products that have a "spring fresh" or "cherry" scent. Please I don't want to smell like a fruit salad.

The other side of the coin is that some men feel its ok to mock and make degrading comments about it because they hear it all around them growing up. I can remember being a teen ager with that fragile teen ego about my body and hearing guys make fun of some of the girls that the considered slutty by saying they smelled like fish and so on, I am sure we can all think of stuff we have heard or maybe even said. It took years for me to get over being afraid that the man I was with would be repusled by the way my body smelled.

I have never had any complaints about it and one of the sexiest things a man ever did was to breath in my scent and tell me how much I turned him on. I do think that this thread is good in one way because if one woman reads this that thinks that her natural healthy smell is bad (and again if there is a smell it is almost always a bacterial or yeast infection which is easily cured) and she realises that maybe the way she smells should be sexy and it is normal, then the thread has served a more useful purpose than the origional poster intended.

[Warbaby1943]

I can remember being a teen ager with that fragile teen ego about my body and hearing guys make fun of some of the girls that the considered slutty by saying they smelled like fish and so on,
Widget,

You make some very good points. I for one have never found any pussy smell offensive.

Now for the origin of the quote.

Adam and Eve. Eve had her first period and walked into the ocean to clean up. Adam said, "Oh no Eve, now the fish are going to smell that way." Just a little bit of history I thought I'd share.:wave:

[Warbaby1943]

So many new members who may have missed this thread I thought I bring it to the forefront once more. I know there are those here who want it to die a natural death but maybe later. LOL

[violet girl{MM}]

ROTFLMAO!
This thread is hilarious! That original comment that started the whole thing was highly offensive to all women, but what the thread evolved into...?
heheheheheheheheheheheheheeh!!!!! :D
Too funny! Thanks for bumping it to the front of the line, WB! :)

[MajesticFae]

This thread is amazing. I just read it in it's entirety.

I do have to agree though, smelly, sweaty cock and balls are such a turn off. I'll suck a smelly cock to make him happy, but I won't enjoy it or do as good of a job as I can. Sometimes I just don't think guys realise that two shakes doesn't really "clean it off." Bring on the water and the soap!

I've also eaten a few pussies in my day and most haven't bothered me, but one just tasted awful. No idea why, but yuck. Poor girl. And I don't know where the saying came up that pussies smell like fish because mine doesn't smell or taste like it.

[Guest 91108]

ah i have just read it... it is very funny.

Shame on you old members for being so halarious. lol.
Where has that gone lately ??

[wingsofanangel]

omg.

why warbaby.. why...

[Warbaby1943]

omg.

why warbaby.. why...

Wings the devil made me do it. LOL

[Warbaby1943]

And I don't know where the saying came up that pussies smell like fish because mine doesn't smell or taste like it.

I gave you the origin of that above. But here it is again.

Adam and Eve. Eve had her first period and walked into the ocean to clean up. Adam said, "Oh no Eve, now the fish are going to smell that way." Just a little bit of history I thought I'd share

[tessa]

Oh my goodnight mercy!

I can't decide whether to laugh or just go "ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

Ok, I just did both.

You're a little bit evil, Warbaby. :)

[Warbaby1943]

Oh my goodnight mercy!

I can't decide whether to laugh or just go "ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

Ok, I just did both.

You're a little bit evil, Warbaby. :)
WEG Thank you, I've been trying.

[gagged_Louise]

Quoting Warbaby replying to submissivewife above:
"Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!"


Those of us who recall subwife's amazing flash avatar with a sci-fi-looking woman and swinging whip, can't miss the truth of WB's comment :D


(and subwife nowadays is = Talia)

[ceegee{Benz}]

gawdddddddddddddddd...no wonder this idiot was banned and a few other choice words also come to mind...all of which are very unlady like.

personal hygene is a must in all cases...nothing worse than going down on someone only to find cream cheese and crackers!!!!!!

[Warbaby1943]

gawdddddddddddddddd...no wonder this idiot was banned and a few other choice words also come to mind...all of which are very unlady like.

personal hygene is a must in all cases...nothing worse than going down on someone only to find cream cheese and crackers!!!!!! OMG LMAO

[Guest 91108]

Lmao

[Flaming_Redhead]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ROFLMFAO

[~hellish one~]

oh my god ceegee!! ~gags~ that was sooooooooo wrong...LMAO

[ceegee{Benz}]

ROLMFLAO!!!!!!!!!!

sowwie
pickles with that as well???...just to add some "crunch" LMAOOOOOOOO

[Warbaby1943]

ROLMFLAO!!!!!!!!!!

sowwie
pickles with that as well???...just to add some "crunch" LMAOOOOOOOO


And to think there are those who wanted this thread to die. LOL

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAOOOOO

I havent even started yet with the celery to add to the cream cheese LMAO

[Warbaby1943]

LMAOOOOO

I havent even started yet with the celery to add to the cream cheese LMAOOK I'll see if I can remember this one.

A guy was eating out a woman's pussy and he came up with something in his teeth. Holding it up he asked her what it was, She answered it's a piece of corn.

He went back to eating her pussy and once more found something in his teeth. Again pulling it out and holding it up he asker her what it was and she replied it's a piece of carrot. He went back to eating her pussy.

Again he felt something in his teeth and once more pulled it out and asked her what it was. She replied it's a pea.

A pea, he said? Are you sick?

She said no but the guy ahead of you was.

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are one sick sick puppy


LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Warbaby1943]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are one sick sick puppy


LMAOOOOOOOOOO
And yours wasn't? LMAO

[ceegee{Benz}]

lol

least i know i have a sick mind

[Warbaby1943]

lol

least i know i have a sick mind
OMG what's that saying for me then? LOL

[Benz{ceegee}]

^^^ your in denial....lmaooooooo

[Warbaby1943]

^^^ your in denial....lmaooooooo

Don't think so. Never left the country so I couldn't have fallen in to that river.

[cbtok]

There does exist a letter sent by Napoleon Bonaparte to Joséphine de Beauharnais urging her to not bathe until he arrived home from Austria in just over a week's time.

This does suggest a certain arousal by strong smells from below.

I have always been aroused by the scent of a woman when she becomes excited. And I have always known when a woman was aroused (this tends to be a deep concern of most women, as they usually think that they smell "funky" in a not-nice way when they are).

[tessa]

I have always been aroused by the scent of a woman when she becomes excited. And I have always known when a woman was aroused (this tends to be a deep concern of most women, as they usually think that they smell "funky" in a not-nice way when they are).

If this thread was called that, I wouldn't have to say "ewwwwww" every time I see the actual title.

[Mishka]

Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn't need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Not like rose petals. Don't try to decorate. Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing- trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays - floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. Want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. ~Eve Ensler The Vagina Monologues

I don't mind a sweaty cock, but if I'm always happy to take things to the shower. Easy solution for any pallet. :rose:

[vistana]

oh god, this one has popped up again?
I wince every time I see the subject line, why won't it just die a peaceful death already? :28:

[Warbaby1943]

If this thread was called that, I wouldn't have to say "ewwwwww" every time I see the actual title.
Let's call it "Scent of A Woman" Not as catchy is it?

[TomOfSweden]

I'd just like to add that women cleaning their pussies too much is a real problem. I like my pussies "vagina flavoured". It only stinks when women have yeast infections.

I even like it when women don't wipe themselves after taking a pee. That's a major turn-on for me.

[jiggy]

If any of my whores have a smelly pussy i kick them out of my apartment as punishment. A stinking pussy is not acceptable under ANY circumstances

[tessa]

It only stinks when women have yeast infections.



Actually, it only stinks when there's a bacterial infection. Not to promote the revival of this thread ('cause oh my, I hate seeing that title up front), but I am about accuracy. There might be a slight "yeasty" smell during a yeast infection, but the icky smell happens when there's a bacterial overgrowth.

jiggy, a trip to the doctor might be a better idea than kicking them out. Just a thought...

Ok, I won't be eating any fish any time soon. :28:


I even like it when women don't wipe themselves after taking a pee. That's a major turn-on for me.
But on a positive note...Tom, you kinda kick-started my day to know about that major turn-on of yours. Thanks for that. :)

[ceegee{Benz}]

okokok enuff about infections etc for the female...

people always over look the fact that the humble penis isnt exactly "fresh" either.

blokes can get infections as well...esp if they havent been beheaded.
the smell of sweat round the balls...under the shaft ...round the eye...cos unlike women...blokes shake after peeing and not wipe themselves......

need i say anymore??????????

[Warbaby1943]

okokok enuff about infections etc for the female...

people always over look the fact that the humble penis isnt exactly "fresh" either.

blokes can get infections as well...esp if they havent been beheaded.
the smell of sweat round the balls...under the shaft ...round the eye...cos unlike women...blokes shake after peeing and not wipe themselves......

need i say anymore??????????Maybe you should start a new thread. I kind of like reviving this one occasionally.

[ceegee{Benz}]

Maybe you should start a new thread. I kind of like reviving this one occasionally.

what? and call it cream cheese and crunchy bits??? lolol

[Warbaby1943]

what? and call it cream cheese and crunchy bits??? lololCall it whatever you like. It will be your thread to name. I think others have tried but with little success such as this thread had experienced.

If you ask me, the way you describe it, I think Head Cheese would be more appropriate.

[ceegee{Benz}]

lolol...hmmmmmmmmmm how about...

Brillat Savarin
( soft triple crème French cheese is rich, buttery, and mild, though some find it a bit sour and salty.)

bit like the ikky stuff u find under the head of a bloke's dick

pickles anyone to go with that?????

[Warbaby1943]

lolol...hmmmmmmmmmm how about...

Brillat Savarin
( soft triple crème French cheese is rich, buttery, and mild, though some find it a bit sour and salty.)

bit like the ikky stuff u find under the head of a bloke's dick

pickles anyone to go with that?????What kind of bloke's do you hang around with? Have they ever heard of soap and water?

[ceegee{Benz}]

What kind of bloke's do you hang around with? Have they ever heard of soap and water?

hey!! im from england..what do u expect lmao

[Warbaby1943]

hey!! im from england..what do u expect lmao
LMAO, I guess good hygiene is out of the question, huh.

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAO, I guess good hygiene is out of the question, huh.

blokes maybe lolol

[gagged_Louise]

the smell of unwashed feet and nice, blue-cheese-like odours from your toes as the socks go off: "toe beer"
("tåbira", yup the word exists in Swedish though you don't find it in any word primers)

[ceegee{Benz}]

and what about sweaty arm pits lol

[tessa]

Ok, ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warbaby1943]

Isn't it nice the way this thread never dies? How did we go from smelly pussies to stinking toes?

[ceegee{Benz}]

lolol who knows

[jiggy]

Well the consensus seems to be a good pussy is a clean smelling pussy!
As it should be!

[Widget]

No, I think the consensus seemed to be that healthy normal body scents are a good thing and a turn on.

[John56{vg}]

Jiggy seems to have misunderstand.

I share the sentiments of Widget. Love the scent of a woman!

[nk_lion]

If this thread refuses to die, can the mods please change the name of this thread?

[Widget]

HHAHAHAHA any suggestions...

[Ozme52]

I say just close it.

[John56{vg}]

I second it :-) (close it)

[Pertez]

i promised myself to stay out of this offensive Thread

but in my neighbourhood we got a saying about this

ill try to translate it, if i upset someone Im very sorry

"A womans Vagina has to Smell otherwise a Guys Penis wont throw up" :o

Sorry
Pertez

[Ozme52]

See!!! Just close it. LOL

[John56{vg}]

What OZ said.

This offensive thread -- Not Acceptable.


John

[tessa]

I am laughing so hard, my sides hurt.

How can the name be changed? Widget? Rabbit? Somebody??

[MajesticFae]

Lol, I don't think it's offensive, it just won't die. I don't really care what others think about my pussy as long as I like the way I smell. If you don't like it, tough shit. Besides, I smell and taste d'lish, so it really doesn't matter.

When body parts smell good, it's a good thing, in my opinion. Some may get turned on by the bad smelling ones, no big deal, there are crazier fetishes out there.

Edit: And maybe we should change the name to "To Each His Own" or "The Scent of the Human Bodies" or "Body Smells" or "The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die."

[tessa]

"The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die."

I like that one!

:wave:

[Widget]

I think so too hehehe and you go to thread tools and edit thread and abracadabra you can change it. I thought this was a horrible thread at first that was showing how badly men can view a womans body. Now its pretty damn funny really hehe.

[gagged_Louise]

Talk about pussy control, to borrow from an amazing Prince lyric! *gg*

[Widget]

Talk about pussy control, to borrow from an amazing Prince lyric! *gg*


Snicker... hahaha

[John56{vg}]

Wow, This thread proves that subs can be the most sadistic creatures on earth. :iz :iz :iz :iz

The torture of making us wait to hear what you are going to do about this thread. Wrapped in the bondage of the offense that we felt at the original conduct of this thread. :mods:

No I am talking to you Trainer Tessa. Laughing evilly at our discomfort as you plot our fate.

Wait, I see you there lovely Mistress Fae agonizingly describing how much you love your own scent (as if we don't think about that lovely scent wafting through the air in miniscule detail).

Alas, you Goddess Fae even came up with the new title for the thread. Giving us many such titles. Thank You, Mistress, may we have another? ;whip

Wait! Stop oh Widget explorer you have some culpability here too. Diabolically viewing from the sidelines, training the new Domme-subs how to instigate their evil plan and then snickering at its painful implementation.

:whip2:

And YOU, O LADY Louise, making pussy puns while giggling with delite as we dangle suspended in the twisting torture of our CBT
(Cock and Bull Torture), :stiletto:



O the vagaries of subs with power. O the humanity! Oh the horror! :am: please God, make it stop! O please God, MAKE IT STOOOOP! :crop:

[tessa]

I'm with Widget ('cause she's so cool!). This is just too damn funny!

I love it when a thread goes astray...especially astray from where this one started!

teehee

And John, you do make me giggle. "Subs with power..."

Oh my, what is the world coming to??

And if I'm coming as well, do I care? :icon176:

And speaking of smells, I love the way a gardenia blossom smells.

Could I get any more random??

Yes, I could.

tessa :wave:

[gagged_Louise]

speaking of smells, I really like that particular smell of hot, sunburnt rails (railway line) on a blazing summer's day. Both for its sensuous, sharp quality and for what it signifies - travelling). This is one of those smells that has no name, but is instanly recognizable.

[MajesticFae]

I happen to love the smell of nail salons. All that acetone, just like I like the smell of a blown out match. Yummy.

And yes, we are subs with power.

[jiggy]

A smelly pussy is never acceptable

[nk_lion]

A smelly pussy is never acceptable

Just why???

Why doesn't this thread just die??

[MajesticFae]

Because people insist on torturing us by bringing it back!

*makes a note to self not to look at threads that get brought back from the dead that should've remained there*

[Rhabbi]

Just why???

Why doesn't this thread just die??

Because jiggy is back.

[Rhabbi]

Because people insist on torturing us by bringing it back!

*makes a note to self not to look at threads that get brought back from the dead that should've remained there*

good luck on that one Fae.

[TomOfSweden]

Staying alive
ah ah ah
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiive

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/2/9/2/652925_356x237.jpg

[Pertez]

Lmao ^

[Rhabbi]

Staying alive
ah ah ah
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiive

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/2/9/2/652925_356x237.jpg

Very good Tom, just had to poke it one more time, didn't you?

[Dorkalicious]

*poke poke poke* I had to get my poke in too.... *shifty eyes*........*poke*



*cough* :D

[nk_lion]

That's it, anyone else who posts on this thread will have their computer destroyed by the secret underground living army of tall walking chiwawas.

[Widget]

ohhh that smell...that smell that surrounds you...ow ow damn little dogs where are they all coming from..no no not the computer..oh help!! st.....erk...

[Dorkalicious]

Meh, I have another computer coming :D

[Uncle_Ed]

Sorry! Already posted this earlier-but still like it-and can't be arsed to write a new one:
With apologies to T S Eliot


Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach!
__________________

[Warbaby1943]

I think it is terrible that this thread was renamed. Maybe I should copy the first post giving the original author credit and start it over again under its original title of Smelly Pussies.

[sassycat4him]

I don't know what another woman tastes/smells like but I taste myself quite regularly and it's pretty good. I also douche once a month, right after my period. I know it's not recommended but it does smell better afterwards. as far as my husband's taste/smell, I love it! but there are times when he's just come home from work and expects me to orally please him. I will attempt to do so but once the funk of sweaty balls hits me, I make him go wash before anymore happens. but his natural, manly smell is intoxicating.

[jiggy]

Why can't women just smell nice?!??!?!!? Is it that frigging hard??!?!?

[Logic1]

lol jiggy. That question could oh so easily be transferred to guys.. and i am a guy ;)
I find BO a nasty thing on women AND men.

[cadence]

Why can't women just smell nice?!??!?!!? Is it that frigging hard??!?!?

Maybe it's a defense mechanism against certain humiliation techniques that some Doms like to use. ;)

[Rhabbi]

OMG,

Will somebody just put this thread out of my misery?

[puffy]

this thread is just too good. it gets you all worked up and upset :madfire:....then has one laughing quite a lot. :)

[TomOfSweden]

OMG,

Will somebody just put this thread out of my misery?

ha ha *points*. You're guilty of keeping it alive now.

[Ozme52]

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[Ozme52]

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[annie]

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[Guest 91108]

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[Warbaby1943]

I'll disagree with you too then Wolf just for Annie. Plus it keeps this thread alive. LOL

[tessa]

Plus it keeps this thread alive. LOL

Warbaby, you are plain evil, I say. Plain evil. :p

[John56{vg}]

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[cadence]

Lol ^

[Warbaby1943]

Warbaby, you are plain evil, I say. Plain evil. :pLOL Thank you Tessa for recognizing that.

[annie]

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[Warbaby1943]

Keep it in the forefront

[jiggy]

But seriously I won't and would never accept a smelly pussy. I can't think of anything worse. If women can't take care of their own hygiene then use a firehose.

A smelly pussy is a reflection of how well a woman can/ can't take care of herself

[Warbaby1943]

But seriously I won't and would never accept a smelly pussy. I can't think of anything worse. If women can't take care of their own hygiene then use a firehose.

A smelly pussy is a reflection of how well a woman can/ can't take care of herselfThe same could be said for a man substituting cock where you use pussy.

[Logic1]

my point exactly Wb.

[Warbaby1943]

my point exactly Wb.I have never argued that point. I am only guilty of reviving this thread a few times, though it used to have a much better title. LOL

[Logic1]

lol
yeah wasnt doubting your reading skills ;)
just emphasizing the point :p

sooo.. should we let this thread die ?

[tessa]

Warbaby won't let it die. He's evil, remember?

:p

[Uncle_Ed]

This has nothing to do with the thread.

At all.

No, really.

I just wish...tessa would change her avatar. It gets me-all unnecessary.

Then I sweat..Hey! So it is relevant!

[Rhabbi]

This has nothing to do with the thread.

At all.

No, really.

I just wish...tessa would change her avatar. It gets me-all unnecessary.

Then I sweat..Hey! So it is relevant!

Hate to disagree with you Ed, but I like tessa's avatar.

Of course the smell after I think about her avatar is more akin to Logic and WB's posts than I would care to admit, but I still like it.

[pixie_dust]

Warbaby, you are plain evil, I say. Plain evil. :p

tessa,

I would have to say the effect your new av is having on ppl is pretty evil, too. *weg*

[tessa]

tessa,

I would have to say the effect your new av is having on ppl is pretty evil, too. *weg*

Well, you'll have to blame the evil on Electric Badger. He wanted me in boots, so... :D

And speaking of boots, ms. pixie...

:evil:

[Warbaby1943]

Warbaby won't let it die. He's evil, remember?

:p
Tessa I love your new Avatar because I'm thinking it is you. See how I did that? Anything to keep this thread active. LOL

[nk_lion]

The next person who posts on this thread will have a bunch of bird pecking on their heads the next day.

DIE THREAD DIE!!

[Warbaby1943]

The next person who posts on this thread will have a bunch of bird pecking on their heads the next day.

DIE THREAD DIE!!LOL Doesn't worry me in the least.

[violet girl{MM}]

*looks at the broken padlock* :eek:
Now W/who did this? :rolleyes:
You all need a good spanking! ;)
*hightails it out of here before A/anyone gets any ideas!!!* :eek:

[crazy_grrluk]

sweaty balls and cheesy bits under the head of the dick

need I say any more

[Uncle_Ed]

sweaty balls and cheesy bits under the head of the dick

need I say any more

No. That's absolutely the last time I come around to your place for drinks and nibbles. Most people serve peanuts and crisps...

[crazy_grrluk]

No. That's absolutely the last time I come around to your place for drinks and nibbles. Most people serve peanuts and crisps...

chuckles...fresh pickles as well for added flavour and crunch

[cadence]

sweaty balls and cheesy bits under the head of the dick

need I say any more

Someone remind me not to read anything from this thread while I'm eating breakfast.