Liar Liar Pants On Fire

[submissivewife]

This thread you can say anything you want as long as it is a complete lie......

I'll go first:

I hate playing....it's a total bore!

[eviana]

I am going to hate giving up nightshifts.

[Kostas]

I hate drinking beer because you spend half of the night pissing !

[Ayla Silver]

This game has a point. :D

[DungeonMaster6]

I thoroughly dislike having a soft, round bottom for my hand to spank.

[wart35]

i like this game.

[eviana]

I hated being whipped today.

[Aesop]

I want this thread to die

[Uncle_Ed]

I always tell lies.

[submissivewife]

I love cranky children.

[Uncle_Ed]

I believe Tony Blair is the best Prime Minister ever.

[submissivewife]

I hate bright sunny mornings.

[His_pita]

I don't miss my Master as if a part of my heart has been ripped out.

[submissivewife]

I don't care that you will feel like that for the next 8 days.

[His_pita]

And I don't care that you have a new job to go to.

[submissivewife]

Me either...it so sucks!

[katie_21]

I never want to feel loved

[Tojo]

Well I don't feel much love for you Heather. :)

Tojo (quick check to make sure I'm in the 'liar' thread)

[Uncle_Ed]

I think reality TV is the best entertainment I've ever seen.

[diva]

I think Uncle Ed is an appalling name, and completely unsuitable to his character, he should revert to Edmondsloth forthwith!

[cariad]

I think diva should give up her interesting furniture modifications

[Uncle_Ed]

And I think diva is complete divvy.

[katie_21]

Well I don't feel much love for you Heather. :)

Tojo (quick check to make sure I'm in the 'liar' thread)

I'm so hurt that you said that lol

[diva]

cariad should give up allowing diva to wind her up about "The Desk"

[cariad]

I find the thought of being attached to diva's desk so unattractive that I cannot think about what else might happen whilst I am attached to it.

[Uncle_Ed]

I find diva and cariads conversation about a desk totally boring and I'm not at all interested in finding out more about it.

[cariad]

Uncle Ed has no interest in school desks, school uniforms or canes

[His_pita]

I'm sick of being a submissive and am thinking of going Domme.

[Uncle_Ed]

I love blondes.

[cariad]

intelligent doms bore me

[diva]

Wishes that the trolls wouldn't come into the chatroom so she didn't have to bait them

[His_pita]

I love this pain in my back that won't go away.

[Aesop]

I really hate Fridays.

[Tojo]

Wishes that the trolls wouldn't come into the chatroom so she didn't have to bait them


I have no respect for Diva whatsoever :)

Tojo

[submissivewife]

Hate it now that the weekend is here!

[submissivewife]

Hate it now that the weekend is here!

[Tojo]

I could never love more than one woman.


Tojo

[katie_21]

I love being alone.

[katie_21]

I am pretty

[Aesop]

Katie is not a beautiful girl.

[cariad]

Hated meeting Katie in chat

[Tojo]

Yeah, she's not the least bit likeable or pretty, that katie.



Tojo

[tazkill]

have never taken illegal substances, for that matter I have never comitted a crime.

[His_pita]

I hated seeing my Dom tonight on cam!

[katie_21]

I'm posting here for attention and I don't appreciate your comments lol

[cariad]

I do not want to join the katie 21 fan club

[His_pita]

I'm really bummed my Dom is coming home tomorrow.

[cariad]

I miss the X X X X X s

[cariad]

Uncle Ed is most unhelpful and far too serious

(75th post - half way to 150!)

[His_pita]

Three hours in bed with my Dom was soooooooo not what I wanted to do on his home coming!

[Tojo]

I do not look forward to hearing from katie each morning.



Tojo

[katie_21]

I dread talking to Tojo, he's just so boring!

[Tojo]

...

[Aesop]

I am sooo looking forward to work today.

[Silke]

The BDSM Library Forum Awards are just boring, I don't even want to know who'll win.

[eviana]

I hate the idea that I am not working tomorrow.

[Tojo]

Nobody cares about me. :bdsmsmile


Tojo

[Aesop]

I haven't made some wonderful friends here.

[His_pita]

I love learning math all over again!

[submissivewife]

I don't care how many here have become to mean so much to me, nor do I care about any of them and what they are going through.

[cariad]

My sense of humour never gets me into trouble

[DungeonMaster6]

I really think Silke's doing a lousy job as moderator.

[Tojo]

I think all the mods here are hopeless.

[Uncle_Ed]

I think most of the contributers are a**holes.

[tazkill]

I hate Uncle_Ed's avatar

[Aesop]

I wish you'd all just go away.

[Tojo]

I'm not missing katie.

Tojo

[submissivewife]

I love that Tojo can't talk to his girl.

[Silke]

I hate that you're all so supportive and caring. Can't you just go away and leave me alone?? ;)

[katie_21]

I don't miss Tojo at all...I'm happy without him.

[His_pita]

This board gets more boring everyday.

[katie_21]

I'm so happy without Tojo

[Tojo]

Yeah just laughing our heads off we are.

Tojo

[Tojo]

On a brighter note-

Amanda Vanstone is beautiful.


Tojo

[submissivewife]

I'm not going to miss my Sir one bit. I really didn't want to be friends to begin with. DAMN IT!

[Tojo]

Well I don't give two hoots about it subwife.



Tojo

[katie_21]

I'm really glad that I have no one to take care of me when I'm sick.

[eviana]

I am so very happy that Master is off on another business trip until Saturday night.

[Silke]

I couldn't imagine anything more fun than doing taxes.

[sarahgetswet]

I really don't want to spank Mario Sharapova

[Tojo]

I really don't want to spank Mario Sharapova


I have no interest in watching as you do it, sarah. (or listening)

Nor would I wish to be there to tie her wrists together for you. :yeah:

I will definitely not be dreaming about that all day now....


Tojo

[His_pita]

I hate that it's our Friday Night Spanking night and soon I will be bent over his lap getting what I soooooooooo needlessly deserve.

[Tojo]

I don't care how long it takes them to fix katie's PC :32:



Tojo

[Uncle_Ed]

I HATE writing for Slothlands. I DETEST having girls in my class there. I wish they'd all leave me alone.

[subdude05]

i really hate my gf giving me sessions in fact it makes me phyisiclly sick

[MsUther]

Its so enjoyable the banks here might start the strike the day i am supposed to get money back from my taxes.

Having to wait another week for purcasing some lenghts of rope and start a neat task at the Academy....... couldnt care less!

[Drake The Punisher]

I'm really glad I haven't found somebody to be in a relationship with.

[His_pita]

I just despise how my Dom surprised me by driving to a semi-empty parking lot and making me get on my knees while he proceeded to paddle my bottom.

[submissivewife]

Oh how I hated reading that!

[sarahgetswet]

I have no interest in watching as you do it, sarah. (or listening)

Nor would I wish to be there to tie her wrists together for you. :yeah:

I will definitely not be dreaming about that all day now....


Tojo

Fine to tie her wrists together but you MUST also tie her legs together - I dont want to watch her wave them about, while i spank and I dont want to her her squealing in pain at every stroke and she isnt the best squealer on the tennis circuit:whip2: :whip2:

[Aussiegirl1]

I hate that I only have 4 days of work until two weeks off.

[MsUther]

I cant stand the idea of one months holiday starting from day after tomorow. Its sickening.

[Tojo]

Fine to tie her wrists together but you MUST also tie her legs together - I dont want to watch her wave them about, while i spank and I dont want to her her squealing in pain at every stroke and she isnt the best squealer on the tennis circuit:whip2: :whip2:


I'm not the least bit hot at the thought sarah.

Next time I see her on TV I'm sure I won't have a single fantasy...;)



Tojo

[Tojo]

I really don't want to spank Mario Sharapova

& here she is, ready & willing...

[cynn]

I did not just have an orgasm!

[submissivewife]

Damn, I hated my day and night with Master.

[wkcbitch]

I hate pizza!

[His_pita]

Spending the afternoon in a hotel with my Dom was such a waste of time and money.

[Silke]

Football sucks and I hate having the world championships in our country!!

[wkcbitch]

I hate that my master makes me Sunday breakfast! I also hate the disgusting sex we had last night.

[Warbaby1943]

I won't cum in her mouth.

[submissivewife]

I just love that Master has gone into work!

[Warbaby1943]

The check is in the mail.

[wkcbitch]

I won't cum in her mouth.

I would hate that very much! LOL!:rose:

[Warbaby1943]

I would hate that very much! LOL!:rose:
I didn't laugh my ass of at wkcbitch's lie. :)

[cynn]

I did'nt just have another orgasm!! :eek:

[Warbaby1943]

cynn, I don't like your new Avatar.

[Warbaby1943]

I will not have a few beers tonight.

[wkcbitch]

I will not have a few beers tonight.

I would hate one now too!

[Warbaby1943]

I would hate one now too!
I did not drink any beer tonight while I was at a bar. Just went for the conversation.

[wkcbitch]

I Hate Picking On Subwife!

[submissivewife]

I hate it too!

[Warbaby1943]

I Hate Picking On Subwife!
Time out. This is the truth. I loved this one wkcbitch, no lie. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!:) I'll get back to the lies later.

[hawk_fann]

Suspension is just too much work for the fun one gets out of it.

[Avralivia]

i definately did not use and abuse anyone this weekend - nah uh - no not me

[Silke]

I'm wide awake.

[Tojo]

I'm not missing lisa one little bit while she moves house....:pig-fly:

Tojo

[Aussiegirl1]

I am hating being on holidays and don't care one little bit that Tojo is missing Lisa.

[mina]

I think it's wrong for girls to be with older guys.

[katie_21]

I love living in the country away from everything....

[Warbaby1943]

I liked fishing for 6 hours and not being bothered by any of them bitting on my lure or bait.

[hawk_fann]

I find nothing remotely alluring about a restrictive hogtie.

[wkcbitch]

I didnt enjoy my new slave master let me have last night.

[hawk_fann]

The t.v. show "The Office" never makes me laugh.

[Warbaby1943]

I just love the high price of gasoline and energy as a whole.

[hawk_fann]

Reading stories in the bdsm library doesn't get me hard.

[Aussiegirl1]

I really hate being a member of this forum!

[Silke]

I just hate coffee, wouldn't touch it...who needs caffeine anyway?? Never got that! And Starbuck's sucks, too!

[Warbaby1943]

I love coffee, drink it all the time but never touch alcohol.

[hawk_fann]

Today didn't seem like a Monday at all.

[Silke]

I want Italy to win the cup.

[hawk_fann]

The Chicago Cubs are an up and coming team.

[wkcbitch]

I just loved getting up and going to work after a long holiday weekend.

[hawk_fann]

This forum is not teh least bit addictive.

[submissivewife]

Doms aren't stubborn one bit!

[Tojo]

Doms aren't stubborn one bit!


Yeah no one ever called me stubborn.:rolleyes:


Tojo

[Warbaby1943]

I don't miss Uncle Ed. I don't wonder where he is.

[pixie_dust]

I wish I didn't have my vacation coming up next week, I'd much rather work.

[Satan]

I love everyone. I hope one day we can all live in harmony with rainbows and pixie dust and a massive fucking rabbit that hands out gifts to children.

[wkcbitch]

i so do love going to work!

[Silke]

I don't feel lonely at all...

[Aussiegirl1]

I don't feel lonely at all...


Oh Silke, I have to say I don't care one little bit that you don't feel lonely!:confused:


I love that I go back to work on Monday!

[wkcbitch]

I don't feel lonely at all...

Silke, It thrills me that you feel lonely. I would hate to make you feel better.
:kola:

[Silke]

lol (not a lie ;))...I hate when people care about me! How could you do this to me? Well...hang on, you didn't! Now I'm getting confused with all the negatives...and it doesn't piss me off at all!! ;)

[DungeonMaster6]

Well Silke, I'm not too far from you, I'll fly across the Atlantic and give you the attention you need.

[Silke]

Nah, wouldn't want that anyway, DM. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

I hate weekends!

[Silke]

Parties bore me...and I don't care that Germany beat Portugal in football today either!!

[mina]

I hope one day we can all live in harmony with rainbows and pixie dust and a massive fucking rabbit that hands out gifts to children.

I wouldn't think that's the coolest thing ever and definitely wouldn't try to hug the giant gift-giving rabbit!

[wkcbitch]

I hate that I have vacation next week and my son will be home all week!

[submissivewife]

OH I HATE THAT TOO...I'm not excited about that one BIT!

[wkcbitch]

OH I HATE THAT TOO...I'm not excited about that one BIT!

We will have to do boring things all week!

[submissivewife]

YEP! We're no fun at all!

[hawk_fann]

I'll bet Paris Hilton's new CD is pretty good.

[wkcbitch]

I'll bet Paris Hilton's new CD is pretty good.

I think Paris Hilton is beautiful!

[hawk_fann]

I'm really curious to see where David Hasselhoff is going musically with his new CD release. It will be hard to decide whether to get his or Paris' cd first.

[wkcbitch]

I'm really curious to see where David Hasselhoff is going musically with his new CD release. It will be hard to decide whether to get his or Paris' cd first.


I think you should spend your hard earned money on both!:icon176:

[hawk_fann]

I'm sure both David's and Paris's CD are worth every cent and then some.

[Widget]

I feel smarter after watching back to back episodes of The Simple Life and Bay Watch

[wkcbitch]

I am so excited about getting up at 4am and going to work 12 hour day!

[hawk_fann]

I did not find the movie Open Water suspenseful.

[Aesop]

I'm glad my ISP went down for 3 days.

[submissivewife]

We didn't miss Aesop for those three days...not at all.

[Aesop]

And I didn't miss this place.

[submissivewife]

I LOVE that Messenger isn't working for me tonight.

[Aesop]

I'm so happy for you subwife

[submissivewife]

so am I

[Uncle_Ed]

I so hate you miserable, dull, boring, unfriendly, whingeing, illiterate, uncaring, selfish, rude, uneducated, ill-informed bunch of a**holes.

[pixie_dust]

Removed this post as to not upset anyone. Sorry Tojo...didn't mean any offense by it. Please forgive me.

[Tojo]

I really want to meet all these people that have their pics advertised at the top of each screen. I bet they're really interesting and fun.


That's not the least bit funny....


Tojo

[Curious George]

I'm so glad Tony Blair and George Bush are such close friends

[wkcbitch]

I am really upset that Uncle Ed finally came back to us! We didnt miss you at all.

[hawk_fann]

There is really some quality television on during the summer.

[wkcbitch]

I am so glad I dont have cable, or satellite.

[hawk_fann]

I'm surprised the Black Eyed Peas have never played at the White House.

[mina]

I'm really curious to see where David Hasselhoff is going musically with his new CD release. It will be hard to decide whether to get his or Paris' cd first.

lol! I don't love David Hasselhoff!

[Warbaby1943]

I don't enjoy reading all these lies. :wave:

[submissivewife]

On mornings like this...all I wish is to have more...many, many more. Life is grand.

[Silke]

I wish you tons more of those then, subwife.

[hawk_fann]

I'm lying.

(Don't think about this one too long - it will drive you crazy.)

[hawk_fann]

My day was filled with troubling thoughts of why nobody in our bdsm community had played Liar Liar in the last few days.

[Silke]

Doing a run through the forums is really fun when your computer resembles a snail...

[Tojo]

My day was filled with troubling thoughts of why nobody in our bdsm community had played Liar Liar in the last few days.


Yes I was up all night worrying about that myself.


Tojo

[Timberwolf]

I love my dial up modem.

[hawk_fann]

I think it's big news that people have now resumed playing Liar Liar after several days.

[Misato36]

I love it when my computer crashes in the middle of an important assignment

[hawk_fann]

This site is really functioning smoothly tonight.

[Timberwolf]

"This site is really functioning smoothly tonight."

:D

Couldn't agree with you more. It functioned so well all day in fact.

[hawk_fann]

If I get booted one more time, I'm just going to chuckle and say "Oh that gosh darn bsm site." After all, there's no need for profanity in these situations.

[Timberwolf]

I never use profanity at all. Quite adverse to it.

[hawk_fann]

I know lots of people with quicker wits than frankee.

[Timberwolf]

I really am a Wolf. I have to type with my well-exercised tongue. All things considered I spell very well.

[hawk_fann]

I believe you.

[Timberwolf]

Neither of us has a great deal of free time.

[submissivewife]

If I get booted one more time, I'm just going to chuckle and say "Oh that gosh darn bsm site." After all, there's no need for profanity in these situations.

(actually, the system kept going down last night...and that IS the truth)


Life is grand....I love going to work....I don't ever want to move.....my soon-to-be-ex isn't an ass......I HATE COFFEE!

[Nicelips692]

I just love the British motorway systems, you can always get from point A to B with no hold ups. I also adore those lovely shop assistants in department stores who rush to help you and always have bright big welcoming smiles. And lastly I really do admire the way supermarkets change the stock round just when I've learnt which isle has what I'm looking for.

[suchaminx]

I just love airline food

[hawk_fann]

I'm not surprised that frankee is up so early.

[wkcbitch]

I am not happy i have the week off and get to sleep in!

[hawk_fann]

I do not envy wkcbitch at all

[Warbaby1943]

I won't ask her twin to keep a close eye on wkcbitch during that week off.

[wkcbitch]

I am unhappy at the fact that everyone cares about me! I am ungrateful!

[Timberwolf]

I haven't been horny at all today. And I probably won't be horny later when I'm at the football game watching the cheerleaders do some (admittedly rather impressive) acrobatics.

[hawk_fann]

Im a little sad this is Thursday and that there is only one day left in the workweek. It's going to be a long weekend away from my co-workers and all their little mini-dramas.

[hawk_fann]

Drinking heavily on Friday night is a good way to to start the weekend. It makes me feel so energtic on Saturday morning. I think I might go for a run or do some Tae-Bo.

[Masterdarkone2000]

I hate the person who started this thread.

[wkcbitch]

When the kids are around Master and I get all kinds of privacy to do all the innocent things I like for Master to do to me.

[hawk_fann]

I will not miss Tina Fey when she leaves Weekend Update on Saturday Live. She has no sense of humor and is not attractive in the least.

[Timberwolf]

Tina Fey is leaving? Good. I second everything you said.

In fact, I'd say Saturday Night Live has grossly improved the last couple of years since all the unfunny people ran for the hills.

[MsUther]

Im not at all happy about the fact that students have 2 months of summer vacation, it beeing hot and sunny doesnt improve the situation at all!

[hawk_fann]

Sounds like you can't wait for summer to be over, Ms.Uther :)

[MsUther]

You are oh so right there, hawk_fann. Summer is my least favourite part of the year:)

[Masterdarkone2000]

I don't want to spank the person who started this thread. I don't want a chance to see the person who started this thread face to face ever. I love the fact I go to school.

[hawk_fann]

Ms. Uther did not convince me to switch from Lucinda Williams to John Legend with her "What are you listening to now?" post

[MsUther]

I didnt find that pleasing at all, and it certaintly didnt made me grin, no sir!

[hawk_fann]

I didn't think you'd get a kick out of that. Sorry for pissing you off, MsUther. I will never ever again try to get a smile out of you.

[MsUther]

Good, i can say with absolute certainty that i would not want you to make me smile. Not At All!
And your last word chain random rambelings; they do not make me want to encounter you in games ever again. And thats finall.

[wkcbitch]

I just love going back to work after my vacation. Now I have to go to work and be lazy and sit on my ass all day. As they say Rest for the Wicked!?

[mina]

I'm so not excited about the Slayer concert tomorrow, and not the least bit worried I'm going to get raped in the outfit I'm wearing lol.

[MsUther]

i couldnt care less about the fact that my neighbour noticed a search ive done on google, that i thought i had deleted from the search bar. I didnt blush and im not the least bit worried about what he might be thinking. Its all good fun and he now have information about me that i believe all neighbours should know about eachother.

[hawk_fann]

I'll bet MsUther was searching for websites on The Partidge Family.

[wkcbitch]

I am so happy Master is in TX all week. I am complete without him.

[Timberwolf]

"i couldnt care less about the fact that my neighbour noticed a search ive done on google, that i thought i had deleted from the search bar. I didnt blush and im not the least bit worried about what he might be thinking. Its all good fun and he now have information about me that i believe all neighbours should know about eachother."

I'm sorry to tell you that I found absolutely nothing amusing about this situation, as bad as that is.

[Widget]

"i couldnt care less about the fact that my neighbour noticed a search ive done on google, that i thought i had deleted from the search bar. I didnt blush and im not the least bit worried about what he might be thinking. Its all good fun and he now have information about me that i believe all neighbours should know about eachother."

I'm sorry to tell you that I found absolutely nothing amusing about this situation, as bad as that is.

hahahaah... I have *never* been there. Nope not me. Not at all.

[hawk_fann]

I totally remembered "The Reflex" (Duran Duran) was on my ipod. I'm not singing along to it.

[hawk_fann]

I hope I hear The Reflex again some time in 2006.

[wkcbitch]

I am so hyper after i got my long cold bath. Now, I could bark like a dog!

[Timberwolf]

I did not have a chuckle at the above comment.

[Silke]

I didn't just spend six full hours to catch up with the flood of posts over the last couple of days. And I'm not glad to be back at all!!!

[Timberwolf]

Silke's avatar is ugly.

[wkcbitch]

I am so disappointed in my tomato plants! They are underproducing this year. Maybe all the Miracle Grow I gave them isnt working!

[wkcbitch]

I love that Master will have to spend another week in TX! I love sleeping alone.

[submissivewife]

I love it here. I don't ever want to leave.

[wkcbitch]

I love it here. I don't ever want to leave.

That makes my heart happy to hear that!

[lizeskimo]

It is freezing in England.

[Silke]

I don't miss my Master at all. In fact, I'm so happy that we don't find the time to chat that I'm laughing all the time.

[hawk_fann]

The Fun and Games Forum is not addictive. I can get up and leave anytime I want.

[MsUther]

I do not agree with hawk_fann.
Most disapointing is that they are not in any way near interresting.

[SeX-FiENd]

I can fist my own ass

[Warbaby1943]

I can fist my own ass
I wouldn't want to see that.

[lizeskimo]

I loathe dark chocolate.

[Timberwolf]

Not only do I loathe dark chocolate, but I'm not currently thinking that licking a liquid version of it off some lovely ladies' body would make a fine evening.

[MsUther]

And the idea of sharing that lady doesnt spring to my mind at all.

[Timberwolf]

I find the idea of "the more the merrier" quite unappealing.

[MsUther]

And at this point the saying "...more mess" makes it even less atractive

[Timberwolf]

In fact, the more we discuss this concept the less interesting it becomes.

[MsUther]

It become quite boring now, close to repulsing and it most certaintly didn`t make me a little flustered.

[Timberwolf]

Being that is the case, I will not offer to share my dark chocolate with you now, or in the future. For your own comfort.

[MsUther]

And that i find just fair. Since i dont find sharing even remotly intoxicating and dont bite my lips at the idea just now, its just what i would expect you to do.

[Timberwolf]

Indeed, it's best we drop the subject. As I find nothing at all interesting about the idea of liquid dark chocolate spread over a woman's most intimate area, and the resulting sensations for all involved in removing said liquid chocolate.