Just a test

[Polecat]

Just testing this. Please ignore

[ImportedDrug]

ok.. I'm gonna ignore it... :P
oops... too late...

[Rabbit1]

yes this is a test of the emergency posting system ---this is only a test ---if this had been a actual emergency --you would have been instructed to -tune into the emergency forum for farther instructions ----I repeat this is only a test-----lol

[Silke]

It's a bit like Aesop's 'Don't read this' post...kinda compells you to look, huh? *giggles* Ok, I'll ignore it now...and by the way...don't think of a pink elefant when you read this...;)

lol

[Uncle_Ed]

Marks for the test:

ImportedDrug: 2/10 Must do better. We will expect more posts.

Rabbit1: 8/10 Confused. (Further instructions? Father instructions?) Eat more carrots.

Silke: 1/10 See me after! I will not allow pink elefants in the classroom!

EdMaster.

[Qmoq]

Consider it ignored, like it was Lyle Lovett after he divorced Julia Roberts.

[Silke]

Marks for the test:

ImportedDrug: 2/10 Must do better. We will expect more posts.

Rabbit1: 8/10 Confused. (Further instructions? Father instructions?) Eat more carrots.

Silke: 1/10 See me after! I will not allow pink elefants in the classroom!

EdMaster.

Only 1/10?? And I thought pink elefants were cute...

Now what is that "most likely to get PREverted" in my status? *giggles* Rabbit, is that your handwriting? ;)

[Polecat]

Reminds me of a test thread in a different forum; it got more than 4 thousand replies, and morphed into its own thread, known at that forum as "The Thread"

[Uncle_Ed]

kaleun76,

I'm sorry to say that Such things don't happen here as we tend to ignore threads that start like that.

I for one would never perpetuate such a thread and would not be prepared to dignify it with an answer.

[Aesop]

That's right! We don't post pointless topics on this board. Why the very idea that we would let a thread with no point go beyond (which post is this? oh yeah) 9 posts is ridiculous.

[Ozme52]

Never

[Uncle_Ed]

Aesop,

I concur. Some sites would actually get to 10 posts!
I can't see that being permitted here.

[Ozme52]

Ever

[Aesop]

Aesop,

I concur. Some sites would actually get to 10 posts!
I can't see that being permitted here.

Exactly. Utterly impossible.

[Uncle_Ed]

Oz,

So glad you agree.

[Ozme52]

Would

[Ozme52]

Consider

[Ozme52]

Playing

[Uncle_Ed]

Exactly. Utterly impossible.

That's what I meant.

Toatally and completely unthinkable.

[Ozme52]

Along....

[Ozme52]

:kiss:

[Uncle_Ed]

Oz,

Play along! I would never dream of you doing something so silly!

Wouldn't catch me becoming involved in a get-rich scheme like that.

[Aesop]

That's what I meant.

Toatally and completely unthinkable.

I know. I can't believe the nerve of some people.

[Uncle_Ed]

Aesop.

I bet you're glad you have far more important things to do?

[Aesop]

Yep. :D

[submissivewife]

What an utterly impossible thread we have here. Then you have three doms that can't control themselves while posting. This is the 26th meaningless post and no one really cares. So why do we perpetuate such a thread?

[Silke]

What an utterly impossible thread we have here. Then you have three doms that can't control themselves while posting. This is the 26th meaningless post and no one really cares. So why do we perpetuate such a thread?

Freedom? Anarchy? Fun?? :D Either that or the domly ones have too much spare time on their hands...*grins*

[Tojo]

Well let's make that 4 Doms shall we?

A bit of deep & meaningful dialogue could be just what Tojo needs.

So what are we talking about? Nothing? Everything?

Works for me- let's get into it. :cool17:


Tojo

[Silke]

Hmmm...four Doms and only Subwife and myself around? Oh, this could be FUN! :D

[chattel69]

Was just thinking the same thing... 4 Dom's with time on their hands could be really fun...

[Tojo]

I'd suggest the four of us taking one of you at a time- you guys deserve all the attention at once.

Of course the other girls would have to be suitably restrained to stop any nonsense meanwhile...

Tojo

[Silke]

Tojo - you really want to spoil us, don't you? *raises hand eagerly* Can I be first? Thinking about it again...umm...what ARE you up to? lol, should have asked that first, huh? *takes hand back down*

[Ozme52]

Yawn, ...damn boring test thread.

[Uncle_Ed]

Yawn, ...damn boring test thread.

Hey Tojo!

Make that three of us-Oz is asleep!

[Tojo]

Tojo - you really want to spoil us, don't you? *raises hand eagerly* Can I be first? Thinking about it again...umm...what ARE you up to? lol, should have asked that first, huh? *takes hand back down*


What's this? Asking questions?

Don't you TRUST us??

Somebody wake Oz up, Silke can be the first to be restrained.

Tojo

[submissivewife]

Pick me! Pick Me! I awant to go first. I like rope, chains, and leather....here PICK ME!

(move over Silke:bump: )

[Silke]

What's this? Asking questions?

Don't you TRUST us??

Somebody wake Oz up, Silke can be the first to be restrained.

Tojo

Why does the evil snake out of the Djungle Book come to mind? 'Trussssst meeee...' ;)

And besides...Subwife REALLY wants to be first! I'm just doing her a favour? :D

[Aesop]

What does it matter who goes first? As long as we get time with each of them. :D

[Silke]

Uh-oh...forgot that the almost full pervert was in on the fun...

*ducks*

[Aesop]

You can run little girl, but you can't hide. :whip:

[Silke]

lol, we'll see about that...if I can't hide I'll at least put up a decent struggle. ;)

[Aesop]

lol, we'll see about that...if I can't hide I'll at least put up a decent struggle. ;)

Wonderful...:D

[Silke]

lol, whatever I say gets twisted! *stomps foot on the ground*

[Aesop]

Twisted. Like in an arm behind your back? ;)

[Silke]

uh oh...OUCH! *kicks backwards and finds another foot to stomp on*

I'm only trying to be perverted, remember...gimme a break! ;)

[Aesop]

*Takes the kick without losing my grip* Ah, but no matter what are furry overlord thinks I'm a full-fledged pervert. Gimme that hair. *grabs* ;)

[Silke]

Rabbit should have made it "wannabe pervert"...is that all you can do??

Oh...wrong thread...I thought this was the roast! :P

[Aesop]

Rabbit should have made it "wannabe pervert"...is that all you can do??

Oh...wrong thread...I thought this was the roast! :P

I do like the spunky ones.

*Pulls your arm up and shoves your head down to the floor*

Now hold still while I grab the rope. ;)

[Silke]

yeah right...hold still pfffffft :P

*tries to struggle free but the pain in her shoulder is too bad...she shoots Aesop a half angry half scared look over her shoulder, trying to make out what he's up to* So you need to tie a girl up to have your way with her, huh? Pathetic...;)

[Aesop]

Need? No. Like? Yesssss. Now that I have your hands tied behind you and your legs tied apart I'm going to beat your little smart ass red. ;)

[Silke]

*thinking* please use your hand...please use your hand...please use your hand......this might be fun after all! :D

[Aesop]

Continued for your (or is that my?) amusement tomorrow folks....;)

[Uncle_Ed]

lol, whatever I say gets twisted! *stomps foot on the ground*

Nipples.

[Tojo]

Hasn't anyone tied subwife up yet?

I'm wondering if those elbows can touch...



Tojo

[katie_21]

ahem....what about me? lol

[Tojo]

Tojo pokes Oz to wake him up & hands half tied subwife over. Leaves room leading katie by the collar....:11_2_102:

Sound of laughter echoing down the corridor. :cool17:


Tojo

[Silke]

Nipples.

lol, don't supply Mr. Super Moderator with any more twisted ideas, please...;)

[katie_21]

pants like a dog and then giggles.....sorry I couldn't help myself lol

[Tojo]

Giggling is just fine missy. This is meant to be fun, remember?


Tojo

[Aesop]

lol, don't supply Mr. Super Moderator with any more twisted ideas, please...;)

Thanks Ed. :evil:

[submissivewife]

While Oz is asleep and Tojo is distracted with Katie and Aesop is too busy to pay attention to anything but reddening Silke's ass, I sneak past them towards the door. (thinking: please don't look this way, please don't look this way, please don't look this way.)

[Silke]

I see subwife's getting SO close to freedom....you go, girl! Show 'em! *quickly looks away again, hoping she didn't draw anyone's attention to her boss*

And...thanks Ed! grrrrrrr, I knew that would happen... ;)

[Tojo]

Tojo has a pang of guilt, & leaves katie with hands bound behind back & lead tied to railing. A kiss, & away to check that Oz hasn't got the cattle prod out...

Tojo

[submissivewife]

Cattle prod?.....Jumping slightly then walking the rest of the distance to the door and to freedom.

[Tojo]

'And where do you think you're going? We can't have you wandering around with these ropes tied around your arms- what would people think?'

Guides subwife somewhat reluctantly back into room, catching a kick in the shins in the process.

'Looks like we may have to restrain you more 'effectively' little half bound maiden.'

Decides easier to immobilise subwife than wake Oz.

Also decides the former sounds a lot more fun. :cool17:

Tojo

[maddie]

Amazing how a thread about nothing turned into something so quickly.

[Ozme52]

...and

[Ozme52]

The Magnificent Oz gets the most important post number....


You eat me, I'll owe you one.

[Ozme52]

This is good too... but I'm sure the ladies can't hardly wait until #77...

Where they get *8* more.

[Tojo]

Well I have no idea what you're on about Oz, but it's good to see you're awake.
Go for it, Mr. Cryptic. :)


Tojo

[Ozme52]

The post numbers Tojo... LOL, This one is #71 of the thread.

[jessminty]

Maddie- I was thinking the same thing. I guess that is what you get when a bunch of Doms sit around with nothing much to do. It is a shame when you think about it...

[Tojo]

Maddie- I was thinking the same thing. I guess that is what you get when a bunch of Doms sit around with nothing much to do. It is a shame when you think about it...


Yeah a pity to see good Doms going to waste....



Tojo

[maddie]

Maddie- I was thinking the same thing. I guess that is what you get when a bunch of Doms sit around with nothing much to do. It is a shame when you think about it...

It really is a shame, Jessminty. I mean, all that talent going to waste when there's so much good (and bad) they could be doing with it. Such a pity.

[jessminty]

It really is a shame, Jessminty. I mean, all that talent going to waste when there's so much good (and bad) they could be doing with it. Such a pity.

I wonder what they could be doing that would be more productive? Any ideas? Surely they could think of a better way to spend thier time??

[Aesop]

We're being baited, boys.

After reddening Silke's ass for her I drag her by the hair over to the wall and chain her to it by the collar. Now who's making noise 'round here? Ah yes....

*advances on jessminty and maddie*

;)

[jessminty]

We're being baited, boys.

After reddening Silke's ass for her I drag her by the hair over to the wall and chain her to it by the collar. Now who's making noise 'round here? Ah yes....

*advances on jessminty and maddie*

;)

hmm, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I was just kidding. Really, you guys are very productive and always busy. Much to busy to worry about little ole me...

[maddie]

Yikes.

Isn't there a baseball game on or something?

*backs away slowly*

crash

Damn stupid high heels.

[Silke]

We're being baited, boys.

After reddening Silke's ass for her I drag her by the hair over to the wall and chain her to it by the collar. Now who's making noise 'round here? Ah yes....

*advances on jessminty and maddie*

;)

At least he locked me facing the room so I can get a good look at the action. And the cool wall feels so soothing on my burning ass. *sighs*

I like it when he gets rough. ;)

[Aesop]

At least he locked me facing the room so I can get a good look at the action. And the cool wall feels so soothing on my burning ass. *sighs*

I like it when he gets rough. ;)

I'll remember that. ;)

[maddie]

*looks around, wondering if it's safe to attempt escape*

Oh. Hi Aesop. Whatcha gonna do with that rope? *innocent look*

[jessminty]

Hmm Aesop seems to be busy with Maddie, I think now is a great time for my exit. Slowly heads for the door.