Last Word Chain

[submissivewife]

Start the sentence in the next post using the last word from the sentence in the previous post.


I wish the weekend would hurry up and get here.





Next post should start with the word 'here'.

[Aesop]

Here I come to save the day!

[omnisheep]

day and night are not exactly of equal length.

[Aesop]

Length is like height, only sideways.

[Silke]

Sideways walking in crabs is quite common.

[Aesop]

Common side effects include a blue penis and slightly enlarged balls.

[Weena]

Balls bounce on my chin everyday.

[vistana]

Everyday there is a new battle against the zombies.

[maddie]

Zombies ate my brain!

[pejanon]

Bbrains are best served cold.

[vistana]

Cold water does not belong in my shower!

[His_pita]

Shower play is a fun way to get wet.

[Qmoq]

Wet towels should be left in the bath for the chambermaids.

[His_pita]

Chambermaids are the stuff of men's fantasies.

[maddie]

Fantasies are shelved next to science fiction in this store.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

Chambermaids in the manse wear nothing more
than leather collars and purple silk scarves which
serve as veils.

[subdude05]

Veils only hide a face that will change

[Aussiegirl1]

Change is good for you.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

You never know
what new adventure awaits around the next corner.

[Silke]

Corner time is definitely not one of my favourite punishments.

[Aussiegirl1]

Punishments can seem unfair sometimes.

[Aesop]

Sometimes it is necessary to be demanding.

[omnisheep]

demanding the truth is a noble fight.

[Silke]

Fight or flight is a common pattern.

[DungeonMaster6]

pattern makers may be creative.

[vistana]

Creative impulses should be carefully controlled, craft projects can be dangerous.

[submissivewife]

Dangerous is letting Rabbit have a trunk full of canes.

[DungeonMaster6]

canes create such beautiful music when whooshed through the air, and such color lines on the buttocks

[Silke]

Buttocks are a beautiful sight to behold.

[DungeonMaster6]

Behold the beautiful sight of a freshly spanked woman.

[Aussiegirl1]

Woman, come here now!

[Silke]

Now might be a good time to start.

[Aussiegirl1]

Start to think nice thoughts every day.

[suchaminx]

Day dream and then start to believe

[Aussiegirl1]

Believe in yourself and wonderful things will happen to you.

[Ozme52]

You must now submit yourself for inspection!

[Aussiegirl1]

Inspection of goods is recommended before you buy.

[subdude05]

Buy that slave and you'll get your moneys worth

[DungeonMaster6]

Worth the price of admission, "Love's Labor's Lost" was.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

Was to have lost at love is far better than to have
never loved at all?

[DungeonMaster6]

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty-dumpty together again

[Silke]

"Again", he said for the umpteenth time as she groaned while giving him a look that could kill and then willed her sore muscles to give him another situp.

[Aussiegirl1]

Situp straight and show some manners!

[maddie]

Manners and new shoes are all that separates us from the fall of civilization.

[omnisheep]

civilization continues to produce soft-minded men.

[Silke]

Men are like toilets - always engaged or full of shit! ;)

[Goldear]

Shit is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

[submissivewife]

Plans for a life with Master might be being made soon.

[Aussiegirl1]

Soon I will be on holidays.

[omnisheep]

holidays have been appropriated by capitalism.

[Aussiegirl1]

Capitalism is something not everyone agrees with.

[maddie]

With a tremendous crash, Charlie the cat announced his presence to a room full of guests.

[omnisheep]

guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

[DungeonMaster6]

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

[DungeonMaster6]

oops! screwed up again!

Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months

[Aussiegirl1]

Months ago I had no idea I would be here today.

[Silke]

Today is father's day and I wish all you fathers out there a good one. :)

[MsUther]

One more reagge for the road.

[Ozme52]

Road kill is no good for the grill.

[suchaminx]

grill me!! please

[Aussiegirl1]

Please don't do that!

[suchaminx]

that's right mmmmmmm, just there

[MsUther]

There you go again, making me all dizzy and focused

[animanota]

Please be my first

[Aussiegirl1]

First you need to close your eyes!

[MsUther]

Eyes open to better feel you when i kiss you

[sarahgetswet]

First your bend me over, then you lift my skirt, then stoke my behind, pulling down my knickers and then you spank me, spank me, spank me to ecstacy.

[DungeonMaster6]

ecstacy is where you will send me with your lips around my cock.

[MsUther]

Cock pushing between my lips, the sudden movement trashing the back of my head against the toolrack behind me

[mina]

Me so horny.

[Silke]

Horny's my second name.

[DungeonMaster6]

name that tune

[playme]

Tune the piano and play me a song.

[Aesop]

Song writing is something I'd like to do.

[Weena]

Do it like you want it.

[Aesop]

It takes two to royally fuck up.

[Scorpio'sWill2Power]

Up the street there sits a house, a place where
many fear to tread.

[Aussiegirl1]

Tread lightly, you never know what dangers might lie around the corner.

[Ozme52]

Corner a wounded animal and you will rue the day.

[animanota]

It takes a lot to look this good.

[Ozme52]

Good-day to you this fine morning.

[mina]

Morning showers help me wake up.

[Ozme52]

Up to this moment, I was in lust.

[mina]

Lust is often confused with love.

[cynn]

Love is often over rated.

[mina]

Overrated movies or bands are annoying.

[cynn]

Annoying habits get on my nerves.

[DungeonMaster6]

nerves of steel mask a palpatating heart

[cynn]

Heart, soul, body and mind.

[Aussiegirl1]

Mind your manners when you are around your parents.

[maddie]

Parents should make sure their children don't annoy me when I'm out to dinner.

[Silke]

Breakfast is supposedly the most important meal of the day.

[Aussiegirl1]

Day by day, things can only get better.

[maddie]

Better late than never.

[Silke]

Never did she think it could be this way.

[Aussiegirl1]

Way out in deep space, the spaceship received a strange message from a distant planet.

[DungeonMaster6]

Earth does not belong to us, we belong to it.

[DungeonMaster6]

that should be: Planet Earth does not belong to us, we belong to it.

[Silke]

It never fails to amaze me how much this place has become a home to me in such a short time.

[vistana]

Time is of the essence!

[Aussiegirl1]

Essence of vanilla is often used in cooking.

[DungeonMaster6]

Cooking on a grill is one of life's little pleasures.

[Aussiegirl1]

Pleasures can be found in the most unusual places.

[DungeonMaster6]

Places and things that went before, I know I'll stop and think about them.

[cynn]

Them there hills, are a far, far trek.

[DungeonMaster6]

trek fans are so rabidly loyal

[cynn]

Loyal people will be well rewarded.

[maddie]

Rewarded for her good behavior, the dutiful sub slept in peace.

[cynn]

Peace and quiet is a lovely feeling.

[Aussiegirl1]

Feeling sad, the girl started to cry.

[cynn]

Cry on my shoulder, and I will comfort you.

[maddie]

You are the best thing that's ever happened in my life.

[Ozme52]

Life is better than the alternative.

[DungeonMaster6]

alternative plans are wise on a rainy day

[Daes]

Day breaks the still of night, with the sun's garish rays that burn my eyes.

[cynn]

Eyes are the windows into the soul.

[Aussiegirl1]

Soul searching can help you to make a good decision.

[Silke]

Decisions mark crossroads in our lives.

[DungeonMaster6]

Lives are lived best, when at peace with thyself

[maddie]

"Thyself?" she thought to herself, thinking DungeonMaster6 to be very mean.

[Silke]

Mean....or just putting up a challenge?

[DungeonMaster6]

mean, DungeonMaster6 is not, but he can be forceful

[Aussiegirl1]

Forceful people can sometimes help others to get things done.

[Ozme52]

Done in I by bad timing.

[Aussiegirl1]

Timing is important if you don't want to miss your plane.

[Daes]

Plane tickets should be bought early.

[Aussiegirl1]

Early risers may get a lot done, but I like to sleep in.

[Ozme52]

In truth there is wisdom.

[mina]

Wisdom comes from experience.

[Aussiegirl1]

Experience is something we wish we had when we were young.

[cynn]

Young people have so much ahead of them.

[Aussiegirl1]

Them there hills are full of gold.

[Silke]

Gold teeth are out of fashion.

[Aussiegirl1]

Fashion models should learn to eat more.

[Silke]

More power to ya for coming up with the last statement!!

[Aussiegirl1]

* Thanks Silke!

Statement typed, the young police officer gave it to his boss to check.

[maddie]

Check the temperature carefully when you're melting chocolate.

[cynn]

Chocolate can be a moment on the lips, but a lifetime on the hips.

[DungeonMaster6]

Hip boots keep you dry when wading in a fish pond.

[cynn]

Pond life is essential.

[DungeonMaster6]

Essential to a good quality of life is peace of mind.

[cynn]

Mind fucks turn me on.

[DungeonMaster6]

On we go toward life's new adventures.

[cynn]

Adventures are thrilling and lead to new discoverys.

[DungeonMaster6]

Discoveries are made every day to the delight of newborns.

[cynn]

Newborns bring joy to their parents.

[DungeonMaster6]

Parents must make the decision when to remove the training wheels of life from their children.

[cynn]

Children should be seen and not heard!!

[DungeonMaster6]

Heard the sounds of many different beats and rhythms at a drum circle.

[Silke]

'Circle of life' was a wonderful scene in the musical 'The Lion King'.

[His_pita]

King size candy bars are good for sharing.

[Aussiegirl1]

Sharing is something children need to learn.

[Silke]

'Learn something new every day' is a motto I subscribe to.

[animanota]

King Aurthur was a king in england.

[Aussiegirl1]

England is a country I like to visit.

[maddie]

"Visit again soon!" they called out as their guest finally left, much to their delight.

[cynn]

Delight in your surroundings and relish what life throws your way.

[Aussiegirl1]

Way off in the distance, the pirates could see the island where they hoped to find the hidden gold.

[DungeonMaster6]

Gold coins are valuable collectors items.

[Silke]

Items I always have with me include my keys, ID and cell phone.

[DungeonMaster6]

Phone calls from telemarketers are annoying.

[cynn]

Annoying little habits are hard to break.

[DungeonMaster6]

Break fast before you start your day.

[Aussiegirl1]

Day five of the holiday was when things started to go wrong.

[Silke]

'wrong turn!' she thought when she saw the headlights coming towards her.

[maddie]

Her arms laden with packages, she kicked at the door to get her husband's attention.

[submissivewife]

Attention is what I get plenty of from Master. ;)

[DungeonMaster6]

Master gazed at the submissive damsel, suspended by her wrists and drew back the whip.

[cynn]

Whip me up coffee, and I'll be right back.

[DungeonMaster6]

Back to the flogging, he thought as he gazed at the naked wench's suspended body.

[cynn]

Body restraints come in handy in circumstances such as these.

[maddie]

These are the things that I need to be delivered to the lawyers.

[cynn]

Lawyers are rottweillers and are out for your money.

(Apoloigies to any Lawyers here! .. It's a gammmmmme.):blurp_ani

[Silke]

Money doesn't have worth in itself - it only becomes valuable when translated into experiences.

[cynn]

Experiences differ greatly between individuals.

[Ozme52]

Individuals are a wasteful way to package goods.

[DungeonMaster6]

Goods and services are vital to any company worth their salt.

[Silke]

Salt water on damaged skin is torture.

[maddie]

Torture is often a bad thing.

[DungeonMaster6]

Torture of political prisoners is wrong.

[Ozme52]

Wrong me not, and I will do unto you likewise.

[maddie]

"Likewise, I'm sure," said the woman disdainfully, peering over her half-moon glasses.

[Silke]

Glasses raised they listened as he delivered his toast.

[omnisheep]

toast to the lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

[maddie]

Parentheses (when used properly) can be very helpful for writing.

[Ozme52]

Writing about rites is rightfully the domain of religious wrights.

[DungeonMaster6]

Wrights workers are skilled carpenters, who are proud of their craft.

[Aussiegirl1]

Craft markets are fun to explore on a Sunday morning.

[DungeonMaster6]

Morning sex is the best.

[maddie]

Best not to overextend when it comes to money.

[DungeonMaster6]

Money talks, bullshit walks.

[Silke]

Walks on the beach are soooo nice.

[DungeonMaster6]

Nice people are so much more pleasant to deal with.

[Aussiegirl1]

With a glint in his eye, he led his new love into his room.

[cynn]

Room to rent in a dungeon would be an ideal place to lay your crop.

[maddie]

Crop that photo so you get my icky ex-boyfriend out of it.

[Aussiegirl1]

It seemed like such a good idea at the time!

[omnisheep]

time makes more converts than reason.

[Aussiegirl1]

Reason why I was late for work was that my alarm didn't go off.

[DungeonMaster6]

Crop in hand, I ogle the wench's right nipple.

[DungeonMaster6]

oops, let me try again!

Off my lap, slave, and start sucking.

[cynn]

Sucking lemons makes me wince.

[DungeonMaster6]

Wince she did, when the crop hit her nipple

[Silke]

Nipple clamps can be mean little fuckers!

[DungeonMaster6]

Fuckers are who make the world go around

[Qmoq]

Around the post, the ponygirl ran, on and on in the hot sun, because she was tethered to it by a thin metal string that ran from the post to her pussylips.

[DungeonMaster6]

Pussylips, like nipples, are just waiting to be clamped

[maddie]

Clamped tight, her lips refused to part for the foul-tasting medicine.

[DungeonMaster6]

Medicine is usually good for what ails you.

[Silke]

You really have no idea how hard it is to get me to go see a doctor.

[DungeonMaster6]

Doctor Frankenstein wanted to create a human, but instead he made a monster.

[cynn]

Monster raving looney party never stood a chance in politics.

[DungeonMaster6]

Politics mixed with religion is an explosive combination.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Combination, now, give it to me!

[Ozme52]

"Me" can rarely be used to begin a sentence.

[Kostas]

Sentence is a word that you never want to hear from a judge.

[Aussiegirl1]

Judge not those who are just trying to do the right thing.

[maddie]

"Thing is," she said slowly, "I don't like you."

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

"You, you, jerk," she screamed.

[hawk_fann]

Jerk it and see if it will budge.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Budge, he won't even slide, let alone budge an inch!

[DungeonMaster6]

Inch by inch I was soon in all the way.

[hawk_fann]

Inch it in slowwwwly.

[DungeonMaster6]

Slowwwly but surely I was in all the way.

[cynn]

Way too late for all of this.

[maddie]

Thought is something that should be put into pretty much everything.

[DungeonMaster6]

"Everything" is how she replied, when asked what her preferences were.

[cynn]

Were there any mention of perversions?

[DungeonMaster6]

Perversions to some people are just normal occurrences to bdsm'ers.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

BDSM'ers make your skin tingle.

[cynn]

Tingle all over and shudders down the spine.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Spine licking makes me giggle.

[cynn]

Giggle or laugh, either one make you feel good.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Good, you think a spanking is Good?

[DungeonMaster6]

Good spankings will burn your bottom.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Bottom or top she didn't care as long as he would just fuck her.

[DungeonMaster6]

Her glazed eyes looked back wantonly as he raised the whip again.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Again and again the whip dropped and struck her flesh.

[hawk_fann]

Flesh is all she had left to offer.

[DungeonMaster6]

Flesh marks will go away eventually.

[hawk_fann]

Eventually her strength drained and she was forced to bear the entirety of her weight.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

"Eventually I will let you go...if you're a very good slave girl."

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Weight does not matter.

[DungeonMaster6]

Matter of fact, the paddle came down hard on her bottom

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Bottom stung, Breasts stung, whip fell.

[DungeonMaster6]

Fell, the whip did across her ass again.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Again, Master, must I?

[DungeonMaster6]

I love whipping your ass, slave, but it's time to say goodnight.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Goodnight, but Master you can't leave me tied like this?

[hawk_fann]

This is better than the alternative I had in mind for you.