The Perfect sub [Archive]

Uncle_Ed

06-20-2006, 04:59 AM

I am sitting here at my computer on a day off. I browse through the site glancing at the various and varied topics that make up our community here. It occurs to me that we are all of us probably looking for something, or to be more specific, someone.

I think of my own situation. I enjoy a good laugh and love to flirt with the subs here. I like the chatroom and equally enjoy posting my efforts to share with others. I look enviously at those who have found an on-line partner, a feat that I have yet to master. I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

BUT, and it's a goody, is that enough? We all like to feel wanted by that one (or two) special person(s) There is the "personals" but, lets face it, the best way is for people to read stuff and chat-isn't it?

I don't know. But I wondered if I could contrive to produce a checklist to identify "The Perfect sub". If you are a sub then tough because I have zero interest in looking for the perfect Dom. And even if I did make such a tool it wouldn't point to me so what's the value in that?

So-here is my proposal. There follows a series of questions which have no right or wrong answer. It is by no means definitive but a guideline for you to leave, use, alter or whatever.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.

cynn

06-20-2006, 05:12 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

This one got me, had me thinking for ages. So I googled the word sub, (i feel such a failure) clarify which definition of the word "sub" for us please? ~grins~

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Ahha, an easy one, birth cert says female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Hate it. Never answer Q's or fill out forms or do things like this.

4) Is age important to you?

Yes, can't enjoy an immature wine.

5) How old are you?

Steady on now!

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Last house move. I got dead good n all ~puffs out ample chest all proud n shit~

7) Can I have my teeth back?

I'm not touching that one.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. ~she replied shyly~

9) What's your favourite implement?

Has to me mah rabbit vibe. Loveit love it love it.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Depends where it's being inserted.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

What's this clothes thing you speak of?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

See above.

13) See Q6

I did!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Uh huh.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Que?

16) What about blow jobs?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (i must combat my shyness)

17) See Q7

Still not touching that one.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Yessum.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Yessum.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Who?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

I hate multiple choices ... the coldness of chains has that certain you know what against naked hot flesh ... ok ok i'll stop now.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Only if you beg nicely.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

I'm skint!

P.s Who wants perfection?

Qmoq

06-20-2006, 05:26 AM

I don't often just reply to a post with LMAO, but I'll do it here.

LMAO!

Q xx

Uncle_Ed

06-20-2006, 05:45 AM

cynn,

I'm concerned over your answer to Q10. Rhubarb clearly isn't for insertion. It's for striking; ie beating on the bottom with a rhubarb stick. A phrase penned, I believe, by Dylan Thomas.

Warbaby1943

06-20-2006, 05:49 AM

I have some truly good friends here and hope that there is no-one who actually hates me! (some are getting close, though)

I started this all seriously.

I don't think anyone is even close ti hating you. Envious maybe of all your titles.

You mean you don't think you ended it seriously?

It was another good one Ed.:)

mina

06-20-2006, 06:12 AM

Out of boredom I shall answer your little questionnaire here...

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Sub sandwich

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
F for fruity. Or floja, which is “loose” in Spanish. Sorry, Spanish dictionary right next to me, I don’t know why either.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Obviously if I am answering these

4) Is age important to you?
Definitely not

5) How old are you?
Barely legal. Young enough to be your daughter or (perhaps) granddaughter.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Korea

7) Can I have my teeth back?
No. I believe they’re my teeth now.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Only by someone with nice hands, that excludes your old man hands, sorry.
Just kidding, gangsta.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Hello Kitty vibrator. So cute!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Only on Wednesday and absolutely never on Friday.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I like to wear sexy men.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
No, I always wear clothes, even in the shower.

13) See Q6
See answer for Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes. But with our ages it’s more reality than play, sir.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Of course

16) What about blow jobs?
See Q69.

17) See Q7
See Spot run.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Very

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Ohh yes

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
No, he beats up children.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Only if you say pweese

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
No, and I think that’s fair. (oh my god – genius right there.)

maddie

06-20-2006, 07:25 AM

1) Are you a sub?

Yes. And I like subs, too. Ham and cheese with a little mayo on a soft roll is always nice. Or a good Italian.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

I believe the answer you're looking for here is: I'm a girl. There's little doubt about that. I have lots of purses and lots of pairs of shoes. And boobs.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, I do.

4) Is age important to you?

Mine or yours? Having just had a birthday, I'm a bit sensitive about mine.

5) How old are you?

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Of course, I'm not much of a lady. 38, which means I'm sadly no longer able to say, "I'm 37. I'm not old." (Points for the first person who knows that reference.)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Watching John Cusack in "Say Anything. . . "

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Only if you promise not to lose them again.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Sometimes.

9) What's your favourite implement?

For what?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

As long as you don't make me eat it, no.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes, to some extent. I'm not into the whole latex skirt and leopard-print skin-tight spandex top thing, though. I'm a little more subtle.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Well, my husband complains that anytime we go out and I'm all dressed up, I take off my nylons (should I be wearing them) and shoes right away. So he would say 'yes.'

13) See Q6

It's a lovely question.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

What on earth is that?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

At times.

16) What about blow jobs?

Well, I've never had one, you see....

17) See Q7

You lost them again?!?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Never having had another set, I couldn't really say.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

He can be.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Scarves.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Sure.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Only if you can pay in U.S. coins.

wingsofanangel

06-20-2006, 09:36 AM

I am sick and bored out of my mind... might as well have some fun!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

yes, i am a submissive.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

100% female.... except for that back hair.... makes me look a lil monkey-mannish :P j/k

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Do you? Was this question really needed?

4) Is age important to you?

My motto: Men are like fine wine... they get better with age. I don't like guys younger than me. I prefer atleast 3-5 yrs older and up... way up.

5) How old are you?

twenty.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Tai Bo.... seventh grade. :)

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you promise to stop gumming me.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Who doesn't? Spanking is wonnnnderful.

9) What's your favourite implement?

Snake bite kite :) -purr-

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Its compliments straberries well and I can make wicked pie with it :)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

When I actually wear clothes, yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

I hate wearing them.. so yes.

13) See Q6

I suddenly went blind... can't see Q6!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Uhm... Never done it.. but willing.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Not sure what that is either.... I'd be willing to find out.

16) What about blow jobs?

Isn't that what my mouth was made for?

17) See Q7

again.. with the blind thing.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

HORRIBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Ohhh yes. I love that lil nub.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Tall and Skinny... passive.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Rope and chain.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

I'd never tie you up... not the dominant type.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

I'm broke.. but I have a car.. need a ride?

meh.. okay.. so I am not that funny... but this who thing was :) thanks for the fun!!

Anya

cynn

06-20-2006, 10:05 AM

cynn,

I'm concerned over your answer to Q10. Rhubarb clearly isn't for insertion. It's for striking; ie beating on the bottom with a rhubarb stick. A phrase penned, I believe, by Dylan Thomas.

Damn I've been meeting the wrong men!

NEXT.

Keaira2

06-20-2006, 10:08 AM

Im new here haha, i thought this might be a good intro ;)

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

I feel I'm submissive but wouldn't call my self a sub as such!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Somewhat.

4) Is age important to you?

Not particually.

5) How old are you?

18

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

N/a =p

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Are you that old?

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Favourite Hobby

9) What's your favourite implement?

A hand.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Yes, I feel in a patch of rhubard that was infested by red ants once... that hurt. Quite a bit.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Somewhat.

13) See Q6

Still n/a =p

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Yes

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Give me a dictionary and then I will find out.

16) What about blow jobs?

I love giving them indeed I do.

17) See Q7

tehe

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

aye.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?

i doubt its particularly sensitive, but its sensitive.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

hell yeah.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Rope

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Nah.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Sure thing.

hmmm...

Kadence

06-20-2006, 10:43 AM

1) Are you a sub?
Yes SIR!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
F-Foxy lady.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I'm having the time of my life!

4) Is age important to you?
Seems to become more and more important with every year I clock up.

5) How old are you?
Twenty one and a sixth. Young to some, old to others.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I never learned kickboxing, but I took Karate for a while.
*chops out your teeth*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Certainly. They're on the floor, right there.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Nuh-uh.

9) What's your favourite implement?
The pen. For it is mighty!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Does anyone have any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sexy clothes like to wear me.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
It makes me happy.

13) See Q6
No backtracking.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Do I?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Not so much.

16) What about blow jobs?
*points to status*

17) See Q7
What, do you want *me* to pick them up for you?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are, yes.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?
Ya-huh.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He's so sensitive he's afraid to exist in case he upsets me. I'm single, but not currently looking :)

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Scarves!

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You make a lot of demands, mister.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I will leave you half a bus fare. You can scrounge the rest yourself.

cariad

06-20-2006, 11:26 AM

1) 5) How old are you?

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Of course, I'm not much of a lady. 38, which means I'm sadly no longer able to say, "I'm 37. I'm not old." (Points for the first person who knows that reference.)

Well, I can't just call you '(wo)man'.

maddie

06-20-2006, 12:13 PM

Well, I can't just call you '(wo)man'.

*ding ding ding*

We have a winner!

Uncle_Ed

06-20-2006, 12:53 PM

I did not mean this to be a search-just fooling around with some thoughts! I'm amazed at the replies-and gratified. Thanks to all.
I hoped that my ideas would be fooled around with. I prefer this thread, though. Some great answers!

cariad

06-20-2006, 09:00 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
A true subversive would never admit to it.
:cae7gler:

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
My handbag weighs more than your pockets……what do you think?

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Refuse to do so.

4) Is age important to you?
Absolutely – it determines how many spanks I get on my birthday.

5) How old are you?
Both young enough and old enough to keep you on your toes

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At Diva’s anti-troll school

7) Can I have my teeth back?
No – have entered them for the Turner Prize

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Let me lie over your knee and I will think about it…..

9) What's your favourite implement?
My handbag – has never let me down yet. Oh – to be spanked with – rhubarb of course.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Much better hard than floppy.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
To wear or not to wear; that is the question;
Whether it is sexier in your mind to creak
And sweat encased in outrageous creation,
Or to take arms against layers of frills
And by opposing end them?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes – have tried getting into the washing machine with them still on, but the view from the round window is so monotonous.

13) See Q6
Undertaking additional advanced training on the rears of Unregistered peoples

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Well like it take a while, but prefer not visibly age during the process.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
All brattishness should be dealt with in a punitive manner.

16) What about blow jobs?
Sucking my thumb and thinking about that one.

17) See Q7
Sorry – failed to win the Turner, but have given them to Nikita; the bite was going out of hers.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes, they are attuned, and always alert for sounds of kittens or penguins in distress.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Yes – it came a little below my nipples in training, but works as part of a team with them.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Yes, have seen him cry over the condition he has had to leave some people in.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Well, let me try each one in turn. Now about question 15…..

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Of course – can you remember where I put my keys?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Now then, let me think, I am sure I put my purse down next to my keys……….

submissivewife

06-21-2006, 03:21 AM

Uncle_Ed

06-21-2006, 04:16 AM

Personally, I think this is going to be a great thread Ed. I have a question for you....Do you ever really take a day off? I mean....your always here ;)

Good luck in your search Ed....

Do I take a day off? From here? Well-yes. I do work 4 days each week!
But come in evenings.

Search? It wasn't meant to be a search-only postulating a possible search engine!

lilmisstami

07-13-2006, 02:17 AM

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok :)
love tami xx :icon176:

Dara

07-13-2006, 03:12 AM

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok :)
love tami xx :icon176:

A tongue like that must give the answer to Q16...

Uncle_Ed

07-13-2006, 09:59 AM

okay cant actualy quote u but lmao ed ur soo funny. u questions ahahah so funny im not going to answer any ok :)
love tami xx :icon176:

Ah...Ok

BUT...

Here are your (postulated) answers:
Q1) tami-small t so yes
2) tami...female
3) No!
4)
5)
6) As a dancer-you can kick!
7) Probably not after Essex jokes
8) Probably yes after posting above
9) Strap!!! (i cheated a bit here)
10) Everyone likes rhubarb!
11) As a dancer probably yes
12) As a sweaty dancer probably yes
13) Dance school
14)
15) well-you read my crap!
16) well?
17) No
18)
19)
20) Ouch!
21) Strap
22) No
23) No

See! Easy!

Jadetiger

07-13-2006, 11:42 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Depends on your definition of sub. ~grins

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female with an aggressive streak.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on my mood, how the question is presented and the question.

4) Is age important to you?
Not really but I do prefer someone who has been taught common courtesy and manners.

5) How old are you?
46

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Never learned kick boxing but I am really good with my knee.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Of course.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Difficult question. I have had moments where it was okay but I am sure with the right person it would be very pleasurable.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Personally my humming bird vibrator. On some one else my 12 inch long one inch wide leather crop. It can get to all the hard to reach places.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
None. I have never played with it. chuckles

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I prefer to be comfortable but if they happen to be sexy then it is a bonus.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes there are times I like to strip someone down but I find I enjoy watching them remove there clothes more arousing..

13) See Q6
lol

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I think I enjoy any type of play if it is with the right person.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
No

16) What about blow jobs?
Love Cock. purrsssssss

17) See Q7
I gave them back all ready.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yesssssssssssssss

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
No not really but it can be made sensitive.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
No boyfriend but my sub id sensitive.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I like leather straps.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Okay but only if you insist.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I would drive you home.

Widget

07-13-2006, 01:51 PM

1) Are you a sub?
Subversive yes …*looks around*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain?
I’ll have to check my program…YUP

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
N/A

4) Is age important to you?
Is the wine fresh?

5) How old are you?
I’m only 29…*looks around some more*

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Chuck Norris is my god

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Wfft teef

8) Do you like to be spanked?
If you can catch me….

9) What's your favourite implement?
Mocha Lattes

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I have never heard of a more reprehensible plant in all my life.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Clothes?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
See Q11

13) See Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Pass the playdough

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What someone took my lattes away 

16) What about blow jobs?
Huff and puff and ….

17) See Q7

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see 18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Been dating the purple rabbit for a while now. And ya he is a quitter that jerk.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Outerwear so confusing

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Tell me where my lattes are first

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
We are on the bus silly

Uncle_Ed

07-13-2006, 10:45 PM

May I say a huge thank you to all you wonderful girls who have replied here? You've given me hours of laughter!

After much soul-searching I've concluded that I was probably looking for someone...I'll admit to being intrigued by the thought of having one special person all to myself. However, I believe that I'm in the wrong place for that, as I'm no more a "Dom" as Blair is a good leader...

To explain, I get uneasy when I'm addressed as "sir" in the chatroom (usually because it heralds an all-out attack by the subs in there!)

I look upon you all as equals-as indeed do so many Doms and subs here. That, I firmly believe, is what makes our little community so great!

I've got a number of special friends here now-what more could I ask for?

Perhaps the thread should be re-named "The perfect friends"

*hugs and kisses to all who posted*

Ed.

cariad

07-14-2006, 12:14 AM

An all out attack by subs Sir? Surely not

cariad

Desperadosong

07-14-2006, 12:49 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Is age important to you?
5) How old are you?
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) What about blow jobs?
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

1. Yes..... to a real Dominant
2. Female. heart, mind and soul.
3. yes, usually... I'm honest, but not an open book
4. only my own.
5. nice try ;)
6. I have three brothers. need I say more?
7. I didn't take yer teeth, don't go for used teeth. ;)
8. YES
9. either the singletail or the lips
10. yes. smack it first, can it later
11. yes, a lot... dontcha wish you were here to see? ;)
12. yes, so long as they are not mine (in public)
13. see answer #6
14. NOT AT ALL.... even in R/L it sucks.... why does everyone keep telling me to grow up????????
15. I like cuffs....... does that count?
16. they are cool to watch or make brownie points with
17. of course.
18. YES
19. nods and blushes
20. my what??????????!??!?!?!??!?!
21. oh hell... chain of course... it's cold to start, warms to the touch and is unrelenting... what's not to love?
22. I'd have never tied you to start with...............
23. No, but I'd love to walk you home....

lilmisstami

07-14-2006, 01:08 AM

Lol. that darn ed!
*puts string with eds teeth strung onto it around her neck. HA!

kelly25

07-25-2006, 03:45 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I watched the Secretary once, and got a little turned on. Is that wrong?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I like to play in the mud with the boys. But when my car breaks down I cry. So I’m going with female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t have to do the things I don’t want to, and I’ve got more things that I do want to do than I can do.
- Dr Phil

4) Is age important to you?
Always

5) How old are you?
She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world

(points for that reference too)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was a cook at Tai Kwan Do camp once. My baked beans were awful … my flying kicks however … I was the talk of the camp.

I also believe I’m Karate Kid. Wax goes on … wax goes off …

7) Can I have my teeth back?
We’ve been over this.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
My mother taught me to never spank a child. A grown woman on the other hand ..

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, I’ve heard only positive things about rhubarb.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
See?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Not really. I’m usually in my work clothes. The uniforms they make us wear at the hospital are awful. I think mine is too small. A bit difficult to move freely, and it sticks to my body something terrible. It’s hard to bend down you see. I asked matron for another, but she’s quite strict she is …

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
You’re moving a little fast aren’t you? We just met. In fact, you promised to take me to dinner. Why are you holding that wooden spoon? Are you cooking?

13) See Q6
When in Doubt , Star Trek.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Você encontrou-se com meu gato?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Pronunciation: 'pyü-n&-tiv
Function: adjective
: inflicting, involving, or aiming at punishment —pu•ni•tive•ly adverb —pu•ni•tive•ness noun

16) What about blow jobs?
You did what now?

17) See Q7
It was you who wrote our High School English exams wasn’t it.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Ha. I’ll tell you a story. We were watching that movie ‘My Girl’ right. You know then end, when the kid gets stung by the bees. And everyone cries and girl goes crazy? Never met anyone who didn’t choke up a little at that scene. I mean COME ON, he was just a kid! Then when she tells his mum that her mum will look after him in heaven … tear jerking stuff there! I for one felt a definite tear well up in my eye…. I’m sorry, what?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Didn’t I just tell you my story?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He cried when England lost the world cup. Mention Ronaldo and he’ll beat you up.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
See Answer 14.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
What? You told me you’re rich. That’s why I’m here.

Timberwolf

07-25-2006, 03:53 PM

"I watched the Secretary once, and got a little turned on. Is that wrong?"

Yes, I think you should be punished at once. Possibly repeatedly.

"When in Doubt , Star Trek."

Don't tease me that way.

kelly25

07-25-2006, 08:56 PM

Don't tease me that way.

I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things.

postkdp

08-01-2006, 07:49 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes!
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Doesn't matter.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Always.
4) Is age important to you?
No
5) How old are you?
23.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Calgary!
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Sure!
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Of course!
9) What's your favourite implement?
Not really sure yet...
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
If it happens, it happens for a reason
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I guess so!
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Oh yea
13) See Q6
Calgary!
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried!
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
huh?
16) What about blow jobs?
Zang!
17) See Q7
Sure!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yup!
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
I'm a dude, but I'd imagine it would be.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
If I had one I'd definitely let you know.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
If that's what you really want
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I always leave bus fare. It's just polite.

stancamden

08-22-2006, 12:19 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

As sub as a U-Boat

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

Passport says I am female but i have a tiny little cock

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

No

4) Is age important to you?

No

5) How old are you?

49

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Never did

7) Can I have my teeth back?

Why did you leave them in the toilet bowl? They may still be there.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Yes - OTK panties down with people watching

9) What's your favourite implement?

The brain

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Not keen on rhubarb crumble - prefer apple

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes - have a large collection of panties - frillies, french knickers and directoire knickers are my favourites. Almost always wear a nightie at home.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Prefer to have them taken off

13) See Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Would like to be made to wear a nappy or forced to dress as a little girl

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Definitely

16) What about blow jobs?

Definitely - giving and receiving

17) See Q7

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Very - do not enjoy having them tortured

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Clit is a good word to describe what i have between my legs.

Love cbt - was a model for a visiting Japanese Mistress in a BDSM Club in London. Loved the look in the eyes of the guys in the audience when the Mistress was smacking and whipping my privates.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

N/a

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Straos sound fun

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

Safeword

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Would you prefer a lift home?

Psynymph

08-22-2006, 12:50 AM

"secretary" was my introduction into the world of s&m....i remember stumbling upon the movie at the video store...thinking the guy looked hot....never realizing what exactly the movie was about......i believe i broke my vibrator that night...:P

ooo oo my turn to answer the funny survey!!!!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

give me a command and see what happens ;)

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

uncertain.....bisexual female is the techinical term.....but gawd i love boobies!

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

why yes, yes i do

4) Is age important to you?

very very important.....in fact life altering.....ok kidding....

5) How old are you?

i just turned 20!

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

my past boyfriends....all marines.....all trained killers....yeah it was the uniforms

7) Can I have my teeth back?

oh i would NEVER do such a thing! and if i did i would expect some swift punishment :D

8) Do you like to be spanked?

very much so, the harder, the more intense the better......

9) What's your favourite implement?

Your voice

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

rhubarb....hmmm i once made a rhubarb pie at work.....kinda like strawberry pie.....strawberry pie is waaay yummy!

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

yes i love looking at my self in sexy clothes too....i'm hot that way ;)

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

as much as possible

13) See Q6

did you miss the answer? shall i rinse and repeat?

14) Do you enjoy age play?

but Daddy i didn't mean too!!!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

what does punitive mean?

16) What about blow jobs?

apparently it's my specialty......and my fave thing to do....i'm a nympho like that

17) See Q7

again i would never do such a awful thing!

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

arent all nipples sensitive? hmmm i think i need to do some compare and contrast experiments....any volunteers??

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

OOOOooo!! see answer for 18!!!

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

yes very much so actually, the puss

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

chains....metal....metal hurts....pain...pain is good

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

only if you promise to tie me up tighter.....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

no, in fact your taking me to breakfast...i need coffee

Gr1m'sGirl

08-23-2006, 06:56 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

Yes, I am. :]

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither?

I am female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Yes, actually, I love it.

4) Is age important to you?

Mmm, as long as they're within 20 years of my age.

5) How old are you?

20.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Rex Kwon Do.

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you make me give them back.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Why, yes, I do. How did you guess?

9) What's your favourite implement?

Well...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Never tried, up for anything.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

I'm a pro.

13) See Q6

Yes, sir.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Yep.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

I might.

16) What about blow jobs?

If it pleases you, it pleases me.

17) See Q7

Yes, sir.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Very.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

Sometimes too much..

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

That depends. ;] Where?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

Whatever you prefer.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

If you would like me to.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Of course, sir.

slave327-834-200

08-23-2006, 07:48 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Sub - My long cold grey exterior would indicate such, that and my amazing ability to go down for long periods of time....
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
100% real woman
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sorry, what was the question again, really hate questionaires
4) Is age important to you?
Its not how many miles are on the clock thats important it how she/he handles
5) How old are you?
28 years young
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Van Damme showed me everything I know
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Only if you promise to bite
8) Do you like to be spanked?
If i admit to liking it will it no longer be a punishment?
9) What's your favourite implement?
My Masters mind
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Why not, never used it before other than in chutneys and crumble and both of those were amazing - intersted to discover its other uses.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes, any requests?
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I like to be undressed and like to undress others
13) See Q6
Still there
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never been there yet, will come back and answer this one when its happened!
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
If i have been a naughty girl i must accept the consequence of my actions and i seem to be very naughty, somedays more so than others, for no reason at all!
16) What about blow jobs?
mmmmmmm, yummy
17) See Q7
Still there too
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes indeed
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
I am proud to say that no matter how much rough play and punishment it might take some times there are days that the lightest of feather touches can make me purr
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Oh you have met him then, yes very big, sensitive - mmmm - in many ways.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Ropes, red soft ropes
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Do you promise to behave because the last time you made a bolt for the door and i dont want to have to bitch slap you again, but i will if i must!
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
When your work here is done i will consider it:)

SheepishJaina

08-24-2006, 04:56 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
a sub what? If you're going to just throw prefixes at me, i'll not be able to properly answer...

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
f? well if you mean female, i suppose i am, but just throwing one letter at me here.. i mean, it could stand for friendly, freezing, flirty, *gets out her dictionary and decides not to list all the f words in it*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
yes. They're fun.

4) Is age important to you?
no. ok i lied, no, unless you're so young that it's illegal, but thats just gross.

5) How old are you?
24 years, 4 months, and 2 weeks. (you want any more specific you'll have to ask my mother what time i was born)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i'm innocent, you have the wrong person, no kick boxing skills here.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
you would have to ask the person who took them.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
try me and find out for yourself.

9) What's your favourite implement?
implement for what though? i need specifics here..

my favorite implement for beating an egg is a fork
my favorite implement for painting is a paint brush
my favorite implement for writing is a gel pen

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
i don't have any views on rhubarb one way or the other, but my sheep find it a tastey snack.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
only if sexy clothes are comfortable clothes. naked is more fun either way

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
take clothes off of where? getting a toddler undressed can be a nightmare, or do you want me to take my clothes off the floor? though taking clothes off my husband is fun..

13) See Q6
specifics again...

14) Do you enjoy age play?
only if you'll be my "daddy" and let me borrow your credit card.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
come 'ere and let me show you..

16) What about blow jobs?
what about them? men seem to think they're the greatest thing ever.

17) See Q7
yep. you sunk my battleship

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
nope. hey put those clamps down, duh, they would be sensitive after that!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
you know assuming makes an ass outta you... oh wait.. uhm.. the answer is sometimes.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
i have a boyfriend? well don't tell my husband that!

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
for what purpose? this lack of specifics here Uncle_Ed...

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
i wasn't the one to tie you up, so no.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
i might be able to if you'd said how much it was. guess you'll have to walk

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?
I should hope so, i certainly think so. my turn to pose a question, do you like my sense of humor? take your time, i'll tend to the sheep while you think about it.

Captain Planet

08-24-2006, 10:06 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
In my um.. job, I have to act rather Dom-ly, but once this costume comes off, I wouldn’t mind one of those eco-villains in a tight suit teaching ME a lesson… Oh no, I didn’t just say that outloud did I?!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
A strong male.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t mind taking a break from saving the planet to answer a few harmless questions here and there.

4) Is age important to you?
No one is too young or too old to become a planeteer!

5) How old are you?
I’ve been doing this a long time…

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was born with the ability!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I would never steal your teeth, sir!

8) Do you like to be spanked?
I… Um…. Well I… I’ve never thought about it… honestly…

9) What's your favourite implement?
Oh dear… looking at what others have answered for this, I find myself wondering again what a nice guy like me is doing in a dive like this!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Ah, one of Earth’s most majestic plants…

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I-I… I think my clothes are sexy!

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah… *blushes*… after a long day’s work, yes…

13) See Q6
I see it, sir!

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I am sure I would if I tried it!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
How else will those eco-villains learn?

16) What about blow jobs?
Blow on what? I can make a pretty mean gust of wind.

17) See Q7
I see it!

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Around a certain man in a tight suit… they might be… I mean, what? No!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
My…what?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Boyfriend? Ha! That’s a good one. Honestly, I don’t even like men! They’re libidinous, obnoxious, chauvinistic, more likely to pollute the planet, loot and plunder... and if that's not enough they're hairy, rough, muscular and endowed. No, I hate them.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever gets the job done! A few of these are helpful when dealing with the eco-villains of the world…

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Unless you have been looting and plundering, I wouldn’t have tied you in the first place!

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Better, I’ll fly you to your destination myself! Hold on tightly now…

littleme

08-25-2006, 01:41 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
yes I am

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on what kind of questions...

4) Is age important to you?
not really

5) How old are you?
23

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
i took a crash course

7) Can I have my teeth back?
sure, um...where are they?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
surley you don't think a nice a girl like me gets spanked....

9) What's your favourite implement?
i can only choose one?

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I don't like it, never have

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
i like to wear all clothes except ugly ones

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
do it ever evening before bed, can't sleep in jeans

13) See Q6
it hasn't changed

14) Do you enjoy age play?
why do you wonder? you can't be THAT old, can you?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
*goes in search of a dictionary* just a second...

16) What about blow jobs?
i've blown stuff up and it was fun!

17) See Q7
that one hasn't changed either

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
I don't think so, they never cry at the movies....

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see answer to #18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
You tell me, you seem to have found him faster then I did

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
depends on what for

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
ok...

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I untied you, can't you walk?

Psynymph

08-25-2006, 02:06 PM

LOL at brattyone's questoinnaire....sorry i had to interupt....that was quite cute and funny brattyone

SheepishJaina

08-26-2006, 06:18 AM

why thank you! *bows and falls over in the process*

lily27

08-26-2006, 08:08 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

Yes. Not everyone believes it.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

*checks pants* lily is a girl.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

Very much. I like asking them too.

4) Is age important to you?

To a point. For friendship, not in the slightest. I do find it hard to submit to someone younger than me, and am a little creeped out if I am attracted to someone older than my dad.

5) How old are you?

26

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

Kentville, Nova Scotia

7) Can I have my teeth back?

If you untie me first.

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Yes. But please don't tell.

9) What's your favourite implement?

Your hand.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

As a child I had to pick it from my grandparents' garden. Then as I treat I got to eat it raw with sugar. Yum.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

Yes, but I can be shy.

13) See Q6

See? I have boxing gloves and everything.

14) Do you enjoy age play?

Not a whole lot.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

I didn't think I was supposed to enjoy that. I need to go talk to someone about this....

16) What about blow jobs?

*nods*

17) See Q7

*holds out cuffed hands*

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

Oh yeah. I will get right to the edge from nipple stimulation alone.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

I think this question is redundant.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

Nah.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

I prefer scarves or rope. Anyone who has ever attempted to keep me in place prefers chains. And big heavy locks.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

*smiles sweetly*

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

Sure. There is some change on my dresser.

His_pita

08-26-2006, 08:57 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

~Totally. Unless I'm PMSing then watch your back.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

~All woman with curves in all the right places.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

~Depends on the questions

4) Is age important to you?

~I like em legal. Seriously age is only a number. It's compatiabilty I look at.

5) How old are you?

~40 going on 6

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

~Watching bad Jean Claude Van Damme movies

7) Can I have my teeth back?

~Finders keepers!

8) Do you like to be spanked?

~Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!

9) What's your favourite implement?

~His hand, followed closely by the crop

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

~Put in a pie shell with strawberries and lots of sugar I'm all for it.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

~Yes, I like to seethat look on his face when I put something sexy on.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

~I like to undress him.

13) See Q6

~Stop being so nosy!

14) Do you enjoy age play?

~I am a little girl, so I guess I enjoy it to a point. I am potty trained however!! :D

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

~No!! I'm a very good girl and never get in trouble.

16) What about blow jobs?

~What about them?

17) See Q7

~Give it a rest already :rolleyes:

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

~Yes and especially when he pulls and pinches on them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

~She can be.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

~He is perfect and wonderful in every way.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

~I like the feel of rope the best.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

~Do you promise to behave and forget about the teeth?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

~Walking is very good exercise. :icon176:

Uncle_Ed

10-30-2006, 12:10 PM

I have just re-read this thread.

I have got to say-you lot have written some achingly funny stuff!!!

Take a bow-all of you!

I'm just SO pleased I don't actually have to chose ONE of you! I could never have done it.

I thank you all for being my friends. *kisses all round*

SheepishJaina

10-30-2006, 12:30 PM

*chuckles* I'd forgotten about this thread. Thanks for the bump Unc

Desperadosong

10-30-2006, 02:30 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes, I am submissive.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female, born & raised... but given to a bit of tomboyishness.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Usually, they get me thinking.

4) Is age important to you?
Not really, but prefer older men.

5) How old are you?
Old enough to know better, young enough to still try it. ;)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Tae Bo... such a nice thing for a lady to learn.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
If you wanted to keep them, why'd you let me have them in the first place?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
OMG YES!!! errrr... I mean... whatever do you mean? *flutters lashes sweetly*

9) What's your favourite implement?
So many implements, so little time... I'd say wither my vibrator or a singletail...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes, when firm it feels great on a butt... and it also it makes great jam and pie. ;)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes,

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I'm shy, hate clothes, but LOVE flinging them to the wind. :D

13) See Q6
Is your hearing aid turned off again? *points to my last answer to that*

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never could get into that... I don't want a "kid sized" spankin... I want the XXX rated version!

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
YESSSSSSS...... :D

16) What about blow jobs?
Never had one, but considering other things I like, I probably would. ;)

17) See Q7
Are you an Indian Giver?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes. They shiver at soft sounds and stand up to greet everything!

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
*giggles* by it's reactions to touch, and thoughts even... I'll just say..."sensative enough" ;)

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
I don't think so...

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain. Definatly Chain... heavy, unrelenting, cool chain... omg yesss... chain... why? do you have lots of chain?? :D

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Why would I do that? How about I call you a cab and the driver can untie it when I'm a safe distance away? lol

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
heh... If you let me leave the webcam on to watch the cabbie find you, I'll leave the fare.. lol... best money ever spent!

Ds

mortsgirl

11-02-2006, 11:53 AM

1.) last time I checked.

2.) Female.

3.) Yep.

4.) No.... Yes... but No.

5.) 19.

6.)Well, thats a different story...

7.) Uh? kay, I don't get that one... and No,no you can't.

8.Yes!! I love being spanked!! *clears throat* I mean it's alright.

9.) I don't wanna say...

10.) Nah...

11.) Do thongs count?

12.) Me? Take my clothes off? why?... Did someone say something... I was drunk I'm sorry...* clears throat* Nope, never.

13.) You can't make me...

14.) Is that a trick question?

15.) No, really are you messing with me!?

16.) Yes!

17.) Are you talking to me?

18.) Actually, No.

19.) Yes.

20.) We just broke up... God! way to ruin the moment.

21.) For what? ( Rope)

22.) Who... Me?

23.) No... I need to buy some cheetos.

Mishka

11-02-2006, 06:58 PM

What the hell. Looks fun.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sometimes
4) Is age important to you?
At times its very appropriate to know.
5) How old are you?
346)
Where did you learn kick boxing?
To steal another sub's witty answer: while moving.
7)Can I have my teeth back?
maybe
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Don't know. Let's try and see.
9)What's your favourite implement?
Willing to experiment.
10)Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Sparingly. It can be too strong in certain dishes.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sometimes
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes, especially untying ties.
13)See Q6
Interesting.
14)Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried yet.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Depends. What did I do wrong?
16) What about blow jobs?
Giving them, definitely. Getting? Don't remember.
17) See Q7
Not as interesting as Q6.18)
Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes, very.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
hm. not as such. maybe I'm doing something wrong. should remedy that.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
N/A
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Let's start with scarves and work up from there.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Maybe.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I don't think I have any change.

Sense of humor is not a problem. Laughing at myself comes very easy.

cookiecat

11-03-2006, 08:47 AM

1) Are you a sub?
sub in process

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
i always liked those codes in the library: m/f/f -:rolleyes: but am f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
stop shining that light in my eyes!

4) Is age important to you?
just maturity. age, no

5) How old are you?
an immature 45

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
the last meeting of the PDD

7) Can I have my teeth back?
i kinda like them hanging here off my nipple...

8) Do you like to be spanked?
ummm....well.....yes

9) What's your favourite implement?
his hand

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
i'm pro-rhubarb and i approve this message

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
i like to wear sexy things under my clothes....

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
i like him to take off my clothes

13) See Q6
can't answer, i'm busy kicking

14) Do you enjoy age play?
no

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
laughs...since i'm always so good, i can't answer. actually, if he thinks i deserve it, then i will enjoy it.

16) What about blow jobs?
yes. YES. especially when a little hair pulling is involved/COLOR]

17) See Q7
[COLOR="green"]am changing answer to Q9. this is my new favorite implement.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
this is why you're not getting teeth back.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?
yes

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
he's particularly sensitive to my particularly sensitive clit

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
i'm currently fond of this thick, bright green rope

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
i kinda like you here, tied up with my green rope. wait - that sounds very "misery" like! pops ed's teeth back in, unties him....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
....and gives him bus fare. :wave:

miss duece

11-04-2006, 01:03 AM

ack lists! life just have too many lists... so i'll have to say...

the perfect sub is... from quiznos.

=x

moptop

11-04-2006, 03:58 PM

Hell, Unc, it's an old thread resurrected, and I think, I'm bored, why not...

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Well, usually. Except when I have a hankering for kick boxing

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Absolutely, definitely f, all the time

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Actually I love it, I fill in surveys on line or that come through the post, anything. So I just had to do this!

4) Is age important to you?
Only mine.

5) How old are you?
Ahem. Well, I've got bits that didn't used to be there. That's nuff said.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
It just came natural. Male: annoy: me: heeeeeeyah!

7) Can I have my teeth back?
When?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Oh, I'm not sure - shall we just check?

9) What's your favourite implement?
Just too broad a subject. Sadly, makes me think of gardening. In the which case, a trowel. Hmm. Trowel. Not a bad shape, actually...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I bow entirely to Q in its sports training use, and to Cariad for knowledge of its magical properties

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
If there's a good reason

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Ah, there's the reason! only, I prefer them to be removed.

13) See Q6
Naked kick boxing. Definitely an interesting spectator sport.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
No.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
But I'm a GOOD girl!

16) What about blow jobs?
Shorry, can'k kalk, gop by mouf full

17) See Q7
Not while you're still making love to my foot

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Not sure - could you just try the pegs on them again to see?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
No. Absolutely not. You can do what you like and it has no mmmphhh affect aahghghgh on me o o o o o at oooooooo yesyesyes all

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
As it happens, my boyfriend is a big lad; a very big lad, who works out a lot. Happily for you, he is generally enthusiastic about everything, especially if it has to do with doing things to me.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Rope and straps

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
But you are such useful target practice for my kick-boxing.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well, OK, but I can't see the point, you can't reach it.

poetic_justice

11-05-2006, 09:40 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yeppers, indeed its true.

4) Is age important to you?
Nope, not in the slightest

5) How old are you?
18

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At school... I took my anger out on a desk *innocent smile*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Depends... do you remember where you put them/lost them?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Yes, very much so.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Thats a very general question... so many answers... wooden spoon. OH! Or a belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not particuarly, but I'd like to try it

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes. Just to watch blokes drool.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes... but I'd much rather have them removed from my body.

13) See Q6
That poor desk... and the person that was sitting in front of it.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
I don't know what you mean *smiles, little halo hovering over head*

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What? With this halo??

16) What about blow jobs?
I love to be on my knees *smiles*

17) See Q7
The memories seem to go when you get old *pats head*

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes. Very. *covers nipples*

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Not particuarly, no. I'm serious here.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Oh he is a big lad indeed... VERY BLOODY BIG. Hehe, sensitive in all the right places ;)

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Whatever takes your fancy *smiles*

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Ohhhhhh... but you look so cute over there tied to the radiator *smiles sweetly*

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Why do you want a bus fare? You're not going anywhere Mister ;)

Echoes

11-16-2006, 02:57 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
sub is a good beginning
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
every breath is a question
4) Is age important to you?
good basis for counting?
5) How old are you?
I never learnt to count over 40 :rolleyes:
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
trying to catch my kids
7) Can I have my teeth back?
you were wearing some?
8) Do you like to be spanked?
will wait til I have tried this but it has appeal (now had you asked flogging...)
9) What's your favourite implement?
pocket rocket
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
wet or dry? is this like a wet noodle?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
the less the better
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
only if its toasty warm
13) See Q6
answered Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
am I old enough? never tried it :)
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
goes and looks up punitive...
16) What about blow jobs?
breathes and exhales
17) See Q7
i thought they were mine
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
breathes and exhales
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
breathes and exhales
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
who?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
do we have to choose?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I would not tie you *weg*
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
no buses out here, but I have a car. You drive or me? :)

Rhabbi

04-11-2007, 03:15 PM

Damn.

I started this all seriously.

Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Please feel free to comment. (Moderators-please feel free to move or throw away)

Uncle Ed. Alone.

I think this thread is great, why is it hiding in the dusty basement?

gagged_Louise

04-11-2007, 03:25 PM

Actually I posted "perfect submissive" in the Two Words thread yesterday, without knowing about this thread - and the subbie who replied asked "What, is there such a thing??" :)

Rhabbi

04-11-2007, 03:42 PM

Actually I posted "perfect submissive" in the Two Words thread yesterday, without knowing about this thread - and the subbie who replied asked "What, is there such a thing??" :)

There sure is, she is bound and gagged, ready for he Master's pleasure, you can tell Willow I said so.

ceegee{Benz}

04-11-2007, 03:45 PM

hm well i like these sorta things so why not eh!!

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Nope am slave

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female last time i looked

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
yup

4) Is age important to you?
only my Master's

5) How old are you?
old enuff

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
just comes naturally

7) Can I have my teeth back?
nope i needed the cash so i gave them to the tooth fairy

8) Do you like to be spanked?
who doesnt

9) What's your favourite implement?
my Master...smirks

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
goes well with custard

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
yup

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
the rail...till i see the price tag then i put it back!!!

13) See Q6
see q6's answer

14) Do you enjoy age play?
ummmmmmmmmm

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
i prefer to recieve as and when is ness

16) What about blow jobs?
is that like blowing something up????

17) See Q7
see q7's answer...stas the same..shakes head

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
not telling

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see above

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
always where i am concerned

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
chain

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
what for?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
go busk for it!!

Uncle_Ed

07-24-2007, 05:28 AM

Friends.

I have just looked back at this (again) and it has made me think.

I made it up when I was seeking "The One" and have had some quiet smiles at the briiliance of the responses...

BUT-

Over the months I have been around, I have heard it said many times that certain people in here are viewed as something "special" and unobtainable...me included.

This is just not true. I am a deeply flawed human who simply enjoys a laugh-and I am sure that many others who are seen as special are exactly like me.

My point? Chat or write to the person you like the look of-let them know. You are special yourself-that special one just doesn't realise it...yet.

Happy hunting. Happy being captured.

Ed.

Arria

07-24-2007, 11:11 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
To someone who´s worth it and can appreciate it.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Depends on by whom they are asked, and in which way.

4) Is age important to you?
In friendship no. I like maturity in people. For my partner, I like him to be older than myself. The biggest difference in a fling was 25 years (me 21, him 46). My husband is 8 years older than me, and I love him that way.

5) How old are you?
32. I know I don´t look it, but the next person who takes my son for my little brother, or who asks at the door of my place for my parents, will be shot without mercy.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Tae-Bo for a year.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
This teeth issue grosses me out.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
If it is hard and painful, yes. If it is without much pain, and the humiliation element is stronger, I absolutely hate it. (I have no idea why it makes me wet nevertheless. *cough*)

9) What's your favourite implement?
Hands. Eyes. Voice. A mind that is sicker than mine (in a good way).

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I like it best raw and peeled, with no sugar. And I´d like to get that recipe from wingsofanangel.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
I prefer to have them taken off (I stole that sentence from someone before me because I liked it so much. lol)

13) See Q6
See A6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Never tried.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
If it includes pain, yes.

16) What about blow jobs?
Yes. Forcing me to my knees, grabbing my hair and pulling my head toward you is my idea of asking nicely for a BJ.

17) See Q7
See A7. I find it tiresome if I have to repeat myself.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Sometimes.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Only a person who has no clit would ever think up that question. lol

20) Big lad, your husband, is he particularly sensitive?
Go ask him... if you dare.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Leather cuffs if I want to fight them. For just being tied: Thick metal chains. They give me that adorable Medieval feeling, and... ok ok I´ll stop here.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I am not dominant. But if you got on my nerves so badly that I felt the need to tie you up, you would be gagged as well, and therefore not be able to ask this question at all.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Say pretty please and I´ll think about it.

smilie

07-24-2007, 11:29 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

depends what kind of sub you are looking for?? sub sandwich?? submarine???
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
My boobs must make me a woman right???
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
all depends on who is doing the asking!!
4) Is age important to you?
welll depends i would hate to be with someone 20 years younger then me
5) How old are you?

i don't mind telling you i am 34
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
uncle is a black belt he taught me everything i know
7) Can I have my teeth back?
and just where did you loose them that i would have them??
8) Do you like to be spanked?
mmmmmmmmmmmm
9) What's your favourite implement?
remote clit toy it makes shopping and car rides go really fast but it is hard to deal with on the moter cycle
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
its great in jams and pies??
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
when i have to wear clothes and i have to go out
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
as soon as i am home
13) See Q6
and i ask again just where are they???
14) Do you enjoy age play?
nooo I am no ones littel girl i am alll woman and want to be treated as such
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
if i deserve it
16) What about blow jobs?
what about them??do i like them?? well i don't quite have the right parts for that and if i did Master might not like it
17) See Q7
yes i see it
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
yes
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
ohhh yes
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
only when he wants to be
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
silk ropes?? do they count?
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I would hate to upset whom ever tied you down so i hate to say it but NOOO sorry
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
can you use canadian money ??? it might only pay half the fare!

pixie_dust

07-24-2007, 01:13 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

yep, sure am

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

f

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

if I find the person asking them to be interesting

4) Is age important to you?

not as much as maturity

5) How old are you?

between 30 and 40

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

tessa tought me just last week

7) Can I have my teeth back?

but I like being nibbled there...

8) Do you like to be spanked?

doesn't every subbie?

9) What's your favourite implement?

1-hands 2-riding crops 3-floggers

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

a few (but I'll only discuss those in private)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

mmmm....yep

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

for certain viewers *weg*

13) See Q6

C-cuesicks

14) Do you enjoy age play?

never tried it

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

depends on who's giving it

16) What about blow jobs?

yum

17) See Q7

C-cuesev'n

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

at the right moments they can be

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

with the right attention, absolutely

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

no bf

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

straps... they're multi-functional

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

aww...are we done already?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

hehe...no clothes, no pockets! sorry!!

John56{vg}

07-24-2007, 02:26 PM

Hey -- pssst--- don't tell anyone and don't tell her husband. But I think I am falling in love with Arria. I just might start fainting again.

A wonderful funny and great thread Ed!

And I do love all of you and enjoy reading your answers.

I am LMAO here.

John

bad_kitty_77

07-24-2007, 02:39 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Apparently..
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither. Hee! I (believe) female, but lemme check..(still checking)...yup, it's a girl!
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Yes.
4) Is age important to you? In what context?
5) How old are you? Not quite thirty.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? I didn't...
7) Can I have my teeth back? Sure, I'll mail 'em to ya.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I'm quite aroused by the idea...
9) What's your favourite implement? A flogger sounds most enticing.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? Again, in what context?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Not particularly...
12) Do you like to take off clothes? I imagine I'd quite enjoy removing my Master's clothes... :D
13) See Q6 Seen, now what?
14) Do you enjoy age play? I doubt it would do much for me.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? It's all theory with me, but yes, I believe I would.
16) What about blow jobs? Ooo, very eager to try this...especially on my Master!
17) See Q7 Dude, I've seen it!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? I think so, but really don't have anything to compare against...
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) You'd be surprised, I don't think mine is...
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? Don't have a boyfriend...*pouts*
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? I like all four.
22) OK. Now will you untie me? Um, why are you tied up? Thought I was the subbie here...
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? Bro, if I had it I'd hand it over in a New York minute.

John56{vg}

07-24-2007, 02:46 PM

BadKitty,

~smiles~

bad_kitty_77

07-24-2007, 02:48 PM

*Purrs for her Master*

Rhabbi

07-24-2007, 03:16 PM

cadence

07-24-2007, 04:28 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes! Did you really have to ask?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I am female and feel pretty confident with that answer

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
If I didn't I wouldn't waste my valuable time answering these

4) Is age important to you?
Yes, when I am feeling bad about getting older I always know there is someone else around older than I.
For a partner though, I don't know why, but I prefer older. My b/f is 11 years my senior.

5) How old are you?
pushing forty, but don't feel it yet.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Self taught, kicking boys in the crotch in the schoolyard.
I still like to practice sometimes so I don't lose my technique.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes when they are finished thier soak in the toilet....oh didn't I mention I like watersports?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Silly question.....YES!!, but sadly I have never had the experience yet, self spankings don't count.

9) What's your favourite implement?
A willing participant

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I used to eat tons of it raw when I was a kid. Now every time I hear or look at the word, my face scrunches up like when you eat a lemon. Ewww.....strong feelings of puckerness.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
With my teeth (or yours) Yessssssss!!!!!!........oh wait I haven't tried that yet either, but working on it, I'll let you know if I like it or not when it happens.

13) See Q6
Sorry I haven't changed my mind, the answer is still the same.
And don't worry I can empathize on how difficult it is to think up soooo many interesting questions.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes, when I don't get my way, I always enjoy throwing a good temper tantrum.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Ummm I don't know, how bad was my tantrum? I think I'll just pass and come back another time to answer.

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them?
Ohhh wait I have a story.... at night when I sleep I grind my teeth, which has affected my jaw. If I open it too wide and for too long, it locks. I guess it would be considered a plus as you wouldn't have to ever worry about using those donut mouth thingys, just lock the jaw and go for it baby................ I guess you would like an answer....yes they are fine especially when hair pulling is involved.

17) See Q7
Ooopps I flushed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes especially when they are getting the living crap pinched out of them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
See Arria's answer, still giggling too much to answer it again

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
When I pinch his nipples? Yes!!
Other than that no he is not the overly sensitive squishy type.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of them, but just like spanking, I have only done self bondage with ropes and scarves, I am still waiting for the real mccoy or when pigs fly.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Yes, but if you didn't want to listen to my answers, then you shouldn't have put yourself in that situation.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well I would but I want an ice cream, and with all this global warming and the fact that people are not getting enough exercise I think it's best that you walk.

violet girl{MM}

07-24-2007, 04:55 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
You betcha! ;)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither. *LOL* female :)
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Sometimes
4) Is age important to you? Age is just a number.
5) How old are you? 25
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? From Billy Blanks and my Tae-Bo videos. ;)
7) Can I have my teeth back? Ew!! *LOL!!!*
8) Do you like to be spanked? Oh yes!!!
9) What's your favourite implement? Well, my favorite instrument is the guitar...
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? Strawberry rhubarb pie is good...
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? YES!!
12) Do you like to take off clothes? DoubleYES!!
13) See Q6 At the local gym, too!
14) Do you enjoy age play? i guess...i've never tried it
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? *nods*
16) What about blow jobs? Yep!
17) See Q7 *gets a 10 foot pole and shoves Ed's teeth back to Him*
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? *shivers* Yes...
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) Oh yes...*double shiver*
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? When he needs to be, yes.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? Ropes and chains!!
22) OK. Now will you untie me? *giggles and unties Ed*
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? *looks in my pocket* Sorry, Love, i don't have change... ;)

angelic.zest

07-24-2007, 05:09 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
yes, and a very sweet one i might add giggles..2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female *looks between her legs* yeppers female bits!!!
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
not really
4) Is age important to you?
no its not
5) How old are you?
24...
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
*laughs*
7) Can I have my teeth back?
yes u may, *hands you, your teeth back*
8) Do you like to be spanked?
yes i do
9) What's your favourite implement?
a loving Dom/friend
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
nope
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
sometimes, depends on my mood
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
yes
13) See Q6
*laughs again*
14) Do you enjoy age play?
not really...
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
if i misbehave or disappoint
16) What about blow jobs?
LOVE them! love watching them, giving them everything about them...*weg*
17) See Q7
didnt i say you can have your teeth back? lol..
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
VEERYYY sensitive
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
my whole body sensitive
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
scarves
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
yes i will hun..lol
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
*thinks about it* ahhh ok i'll leave ya fare lol..

margaret

07-24-2007, 05:24 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither? Female ... I think ...
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Only non-trivial ones.
4) Is age important to you? Yes.
5) How old are you? Younger than you
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? Ballet is a wonderful thing.
7) Can I have my teeth back? If your teeth come out, you're too old for me.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I have a feeling I'd better like it after people see these answers!
9) What's your favourite implement? Whatever my dom would like.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? It's good with strawberries in a pie.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Yes
12) Do you like to take off clothes? Yes
13) See Q6 Okay, fine, I did tap too.
14) Do you enjoy age play? I'm a kid at heart.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? Not particularly
16) What about blow jobs? Not particularly unless my dom wants one
17) See Q7 You aren't getting any younger, Grandpa.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? Yes, and you hurt their feelings assuming that they weren't.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) And now she's gone off to join the nipples at their pity party.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? You'd have to ask him that one.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? Rope
22) OK. Now will you untie me? That isn't for me to decide - I don't want to join you.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? What bus fare? *innocence*

angelic.zest

07-24-2007, 10:36 PM

Lol^^^

Euryleia

07-25-2007, 05:21 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) I’m a switch
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Neither—F/f
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Depends on my reward (or punishment).
4) Is age important to you?
5) I like my partners to be over the age of reason (it takes many decades for some to achieve this).
5) How old are you?
6) Almost 40
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) At a wimmin’s community center in Berkeley.
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Not if you plan to touch me again.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) Yes.
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) A collar—nothing drops me faster in subspace.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Veggie play is NOT one of my vices.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Nope. I’m a boxers and dress shirt kind of gal.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) Before I bathe, definitely. Otherwise, I let Her take them off.
13) See Q6
14) See A6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Never done it.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) Not while it is happening but it is one of the best ways to learn.
16) What about blow jobs?
17) Gross! No man flesh but yes to latex, especially if it gets her off.
17) See Q7
18) You shouldn’t have touched me.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Oh, yeah.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Yeah, baby.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) My Gal is very sensitive and, if you call Her big again, you’ll never get those teeth back.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) Leather is the way to go, followed closely by silk then steel.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Have you learned your lesson?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
24) You’ll be waiting a long time—buses don’t run in my neighborhood at this hour.

^firefly^

07-26-2007, 05:42 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Nope, I'm just a slut.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
*checks panties* Yep, I'm girl! (The pink lace might have given it away, huh?)

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Only on alternate Tuesdays.

4) Is age important to you?
Yes. I don't play with children.

5) How old are you?
I'm preparing to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 25th birthday this November.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Cardio kick-boxing, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7 am :)

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Will you bite me if I give them back?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Duh. Of course. Hard. Often.

9) What's your favourite implement?
a leather belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Will you spank me with it?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
As often as possible. Corsets and stockings....mmmmm

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yours or mine? Both?

13) See Q6
I also have 2 brothers, on whom I practice it if they get out of line.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
*giggles* Yes, Daddy.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Please? Pretty please? With whipped cream and a cherry on top?

16) What about blow jobs?
*nods vigorously* Uh-huh. Yes. Lots. Please.

17) See Q7
That bite mark better leave a bruise.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
If you click me, I will cum. *giggles*

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Yeah. He bites. And spanks. I'm a bad, bad girl.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above. Please?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Aww...come on, I can beg better than that....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Sure, but it probably won't do you much good all tied up like that. Nice ropework, by the way.

Damn.
I started this all seriously.
Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Well, yeah. But nobody ever gets my jokes. I tried telling that one about the kangaroo toothpaste, but....*sighs*

cariad

07-30-2007, 05:05 AM

*Thinks that if Uncle had not been using kangaroo toothpaste his teeth might have stayed in his mouth.*

cariad

tessa

07-30-2007, 07:10 AM

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes when they are finished thier soak in the toilet....oh didn't I mention I like watersports?

9) What's your favourite implement?
A willing participant

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes, when I don't get my way, I always enjoy throwing a good temper tantrum.

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them?
Ohhh wait I have a story.... at night when I sleep I grind my teeth, which has affected my jaw. If I open it too wide and for too long, it locks. I guess it would be considered a plus as you wouldn't have to ever worry about using those donut mouth thingys, just lock the jaw and go for it baby................ I guess you would like an answer....yes they are fine especially when hair pulling is involved.

17) See Q7
Ooopps I flushed.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
See Arria's answer, still giggling too much to answer it again

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Yes, but if you didn't want to listen to my answers, then you shouldn't have put yourself in that situation.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well I would but I want an ice cream, and with all this global warming and the fact that people are not getting enough exercise I think it's best that you walk.

cadence, I laughed so much reading this from you! I loved all your answers, but these are brilliant! And yes, Arria's answer to #19 is the best one yet!

Oh my...I gotta stop laughing. My sides hurt!

The only question I can answer here:

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Barely.

:wave:

cadence

08-11-2007, 11:51 AM

cadence, I laughed so much reading this from you! I loved all your answers, but these are brilliant! And yes, Arria's answer to #19 is the best one yet!

Oh my...I gotta stop laughing. My sides hurt!

The only question I can answer here:

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Barely.

:wave:

Thanks Tessa, yes Arria's answer was the best
I liked fireflys answer to the age question,

5) How old are you?
I'm preparing to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 25th birthday this November.

I am still waiting patiently for my super duper "Perfect Sub" award.....or
maybe he is too busy right now ripping apart the plumbing trying to find his teeth.

^firefly^

08-13-2007, 08:01 AM

cadence,

I can't take credit for that answer...I borrowed it from a friend of mine, who, like me, was lamenting that big upcoming borthday we are both dreading this year. I'm going to do something really, really outrageous. I never do anything really outrageous and I am definitely going to do something. Like get a tattoo. Or go to Hawaii. Or shave my head. Or something.

Uncle_Ed.

02-01-2008, 11:05 AM

I make no apologies.

I love this thread-and still laugh at some of the brilliant answers!

Hope you find it funny, my friends.

Ed.

DowntownAmber

02-02-2008, 02:15 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
To the proper Master, yes. To anyone below that status? Peh!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither?
Very female, according to the rumors.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Would I be typing away at this otherwise?

4) Is age important to you?
Important? I've never thought of it as important, per se, but I do have an affinity for older men.

5) How old are you?
29 according to the calender.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
My kitchen, oddly enough.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
You can, I'm sure. Now, MAY you have them back?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Oh yes... VERY much so...

9) What's your favourite implement?
I do love the crop, but the flog has it's charms... When it comes right down to it though, bare hands on skin is the BEST feeling...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
In cooking, yes, but don't distract me from my dirty train of thought here...

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Not as much as I like to take them off...

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Mine AND my Master's.

13) See Q6
Still in the kitchen.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Eh.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Yes, if I deserve it of course.

16) What about blow jobs?
Oh YES PLEASE.

17) See Q7
Well, okay, if you're gonna' keep bringing it up...

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
I can cum just from having them played with. You tell me? ;o)

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Oh you could say that...

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He knows where to find my sensitive places, that's for sure...

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above are delightful, straps are my favorite.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I'm a little tied up m'self.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Sure, I got a buck.

violett

02-02-2008, 06:30 AM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

sub what - submariner - No I get seasick......

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

looks down at ample boobs - nope they're definately not man boobs

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

.... don't wanna tell you....

4) Is age important to you?

of course age is important - I hate getting cold so anything but the ice age is good

5) How old are you?

second star on the right & straight on till morning

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

I didn't - but I am a karate instructor

7) Can I have my teeth back?

no - the dog is still using them to eat his dinner with

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Who would dare try *glances at D8.... blushes...* errm ok well....... I guess

9) What's your favourite implement?

my trusty chainsaw that I use on the server when it keeps booting me

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

No - but I'm very fond of custard

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

I don't like to but - If I'm wearing it - it's sexy

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

take them off who?? *glances at D8 again* well - I do like disrobing my Master

13) See Q6

I did and have already answered it duh

14) Do you enjoy age play?

I didn't know age was coming out to play today

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Is it on the national health?

16) What about blow jobs?

huffs..... puffs...... what about them?

17) See Q7

see answer to Q13

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

yes they cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

yes it cries at sad movies too

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

only on a full moon

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

all of the above at the same time - I don't want him getting away lol

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

I didn't tie you up so I can't possibly free you now could I. Its not my job

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

The bus fare won't do you any good - they scrapped the bus service round here 2 years ago

ShySweetie

02-02-2008, 07:07 AM

Well, Uncle_Ed. I have decided to take your advice~ so.. here goes.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
No, I'm still going to school. Maybe one day before I become a teacher I will sub for a while. *thinks*
Oh.. wait.. you meant.. heh~ yes. *blushes*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I'm female, last I checked. *Looks down* Boobs: check. kitty: check. *giggles*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sure, why not. I'd rather answer questions than be told to talk about myself.. you know, the whole "shy" factor. *looks away embarrassed.*

4) Is age important to you?
Not so much, although I was never too fond of dating younger men..

5) How old are you?
*smiles* just legal. (18)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
*Thinks...* Hmmm.. it would have to be when I was about 12.. my siblings and I used to play fight when we were bored. *Shrugs.*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I don't know, can you?
I do believe you mean to say, "May I please have my teeth back?"
(proper grammar and manners just seem to come naturally.)

8) Do you like to be spanked?
*giggles* As a child, I was the [I]only[I] one out of my brother, sister, and I to have gotten spanked. I'm sure I deserved it. When my father asked, "Did that hurt?" I was cheeky enough to reply in a sassy tone, "Noo." (I'm sure I did the little head shake thing as well.) Anyways, I got spanked again for being a brat. *is stubborn..*
Oh, sorry~ yes, being spanked is fun.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, you see.. *looks away* I umm, I only have fingers. *blushes and looks away.*

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not in particular. (Although I always thought rhubarb pie didn't look very appetizing..)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I don't really own any sexy clothes. I seem to wear more conservative/sophisticated clothing, if you will. I'm fairly self-conscious, and I'm sure this plays a role in my clothing choices. However, that's just me. *Shrugs.*

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
That's always fun. Clothes can be so.. *what's the word I'm looking for..* restrictive and inhibiting, at times.

13) See Q6
*Looks back at Question 6.* Ok, what now? *awaits directions eagerly.*

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Perhaps, I'm not really familiar with this term. *Is new to all this.* Sorry. >.<

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
At times, yes, it's fun. However, I have very pale, ivory skin (I'm not very fond of the sun.. skin cancer ftl) and red marks are left easily and are clearly visible. And I'm not exactly fond of scars.. I think they make me ugly..

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them? If Master is pleased by them, then I'm sure I could/would learn to love them. After all, pleasing Master pleases me. *blushes and smiles.*

17) See Q7
*Looks back to Question 7.* The grammar is still incorrect.. I mean.. I feel bad pointing this out and correcting an elder. Please forgive me, Uncle_Ed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
*blushes and looks away* Yes, they are quite delicate.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
*blushes even brighter and looks away* Very, very much so.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
I'm sorry, who?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I would really only consider wearing scarves, seeing as the others don't really fit in with my style..
As bondage? *blushes* Surprise me.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You were tied up? Awww, poor you. *Pats consolingly.* I'm terribly sorry, as a sub, I do not believe I have the authority to do so. Perhaps, if you tell me the name of your owner, I could try finding them and politely ask?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
*Sigh.* Tsk-tsk. Where are your manners?
"Would you be so kind as to please leave me fare for the bus?" would be a much more sincere and polite way to ask.

I sincerely thank you for taking a moment of your time to read this. I hope everyone has a lovely day. Take care.
*smiles and curtsies politely.*

Gr1m'sGirl

02-06-2008, 05:39 PM

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I try to be.
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yes, I do! :)
4) Is age important to you?
No, not at all.
5) How old are you?
Oh, that isn't important.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At the gym?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes, I don't have any use for them.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
I looove being spanked.
9) What's your favourite implement?
I can't decide. :(
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
No, but I'm up for anything.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I love wearing sexy clothing.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes I do.
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Yes.
16) What about blow jobs?
Love giving them.
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are sensitive, but no more than average.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Yes, but its also very small and sometimes difficult to find.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
That depends on what you mean by sensitive.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I like anything that restrains me.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Sure.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Of course. :)