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[Uncle_Ed]

Ermintrude's song.

Ermintrude was a subbie; a subbie of renown.
And all the domly Domly ones would lay poor Ermintrude down.

Sing hey! For the life of a subbie,
Sing Hey! For the life of a sub!
Sing hey! For the life of a subbie
Come give my toes a rub!

Ermintrue liked subbing, she liked subbing every day,
So she'd go to the station; to get her subbie way

Sing hey.....
Come give my thighs a rub.




Feel free to write more verses!
Ed.

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She teased the ticket sellers, and the buskers by the score,
Till they would tie her down and spank her by the station door.

Sing hey…
Come give my ass a rub