The shocking truth

[MsUther]

Another game for us to enjoy. Here we can post our confessions, be them small and unsignificant or on a earth shaking scale. I love finding out snippets of info about you guys;)


The shocking truth is...

-That i still haven`t seen " Hitchikers guide to the galaxy", it being one of my fav books throug all times its on earth shaking scale!!
(Its not like i chickened out a bit!)

[Silke]

I've never given a blow job...should I add that I'd like to change that some time? *ponders* Shocking enough? lol

[Warbaby1943]

I was shocked, I never even imagined finding such nice people in a forum like this.

[Tojo]

I've never really enjoyed blow jobs- they kind of feel nice, but....

I mean I just can't see what all the fuss is about :confused:

Tojo

[Silke]

Lol, Tojo...you're the second person this year who says that. It's becoming less shocking by now...;)

I don't enjoy buying shoes. I love wearing them but shoe shopping is a nightmare.

[MsUther]

It took 8 years of being sexualy active before i had an full out orgasm with a man :eek:

[Silke]

I peed in my pants in first grade because I was too afraid to ask the teacher if I could use the toilet. D'oh! Pretty sure asking would have been less humilating, but looking back it's always easy. ;)

[Timberwolf]

"I've never given a blow job...should I add that I'd like to change that some time?"

I admit that I fall into this category as well.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I am just about to the point that I would give anything to be held and told I was loved. (25 years married, Whoopie)

[Silke]

*giving Sbbe a big and loving hug* You so deserve to get those hugs from your loved ones...want me to come over and kick their asses? :)

[Timberwolf]

I think we could use a few more dominant females on this forum. We seem to have pleanty of sub females, sub males, and dominant males, but a bit of a shortage for the FemDom. Either that or they just keep real quiet.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I love Words! I love sexy words even more!

[hawk_fann]

Despite my heterosexuality, I like to throw on the soundtrack from a Broadway musical every now and then.

[dzire2pleeze]

the shocking truth is that after finally registering and being accepted at the Academy, i didn't know how to copy the questionnaire into a word processor so that i could fill it out. Anyone looking to train a potentionally good submissive, who is computer illiterate?

Forgot to add an lol to my original post. So LOL

[Silke]

Copy & paste? Lol, is that what you need help with?

Double click on the first word, hold down key and move your mouse to the end of the questionnaire, then right click and choose 'copy'.....open word processor, right click in the open document and choose 'paste'.....;)

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Teachers are the worst computer students!

[dzire2pleeze]

Copy & paste? Lol, is that what you need help with?

Double click on the first word, hold down key and move your mouse to the end of the questionnaire, then right click and choose 'copy'.....open word processor, right click in the open document and choose 'paste'.....;)


Laugh if you will, but when I highlight i am not given the option to cut and paste. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. ~pulling out my hair~ and Clarisworks doesn't seem to work with Windows. I'm not a moron!

Then again maybe i am, i had to write the academy three times because i was unable to click on whatever it was i had to click on to make my intro. Anyway, now i would have start the process all over again. Actually, I'm laughing at myself right now. Think it's hysteria.

[Silke]

This is too weird! *scratches head* I have no idea about Clarisworks (another low tech girl here, lol), so maybe the problem happens somewhere in the communication with that program?

I'm afraid I'm lost as well and unless you want to do the whole questionnaire while you're online, why don't you just post the problems you're having as another response in you Introduction thread and ask for help there? I'm sure someone will be able to point you towards the right directions. :)

Good luck!! And no, I don't think you're a moron...those things happen to me as well. I remember trying to sign into the forums and PMing Rabbit a hundred times because I couldn't make it work...*grins*

[hawk_fann]

Hang in there dzire2please - we're looking forward to seeing you at the Academy. :)

Did you try the Copy (as opposed to Cut) command in the browser window? I copy there then paste in the word processing document.

[dzire2pleeze]

For those of you who offered help behind the scenes, so to speak, i appreciate it immensly and would like to express my thanks. It worked. Now i will have to reregister and hopefully not forget what i learned. Thank you all so very much.

(Good luck!! And no, I don't think you're a moron...those things happen to me as well. I remember trying to sign into the forums and PMing Rabbit a hundred times because I couldn't make it work...*grins*)

Hey, hey, ~big smiles~ I just Controlled C to cut and Controlled V to paste the above words of Silke. You guys rock. I'm going to be a cut and paste maniac now. And Silke thank you for not making me feeling alone. A hundred times you say???? lol

[hawk_fann]

When I was in Vegas one time I got comp tickets to see a comic named Sammy Shore. Pauly's father. About what you'd expect. I'm ashamed to say it took me 20 minutes before I got up and walked out.

[Silke]

And Silke thank you for not making me feeling alone. A hundred times you say???? lol

*grins* well, it felt like a hundred times...might have been one or two less, though. ;)

Another shocker, lol - I have a phobia of dolls...the frozen look of porcellain dolls gives me the creeps and I feel watched by those dead eyes. Never managed to live through the whole 'Chucky' movie either...*shudders*

[hawk_fann]

You're not alone Silke - I've been afraid of dolls since I saw a Twilight Zone episode about them when I was a kid. Good thing I have little girls who leave them in various places around the house to creep the s*** out of me.

[MsUther]

Eww those dolls are scary, i avoid looking at them.

Not so shocking but; I cry cause i wasnt old enough to experience Elvis or Johnny Cash live.

[Silke]

*giggles* and here I was thinking I was alone with that doll thing!! I hope your daughters never leave dolls in your bedroom...you know, when you wake up in the middle of the night, look around the room and your gaze gets caught by one of those creepy dolls illuminated by the moon light...nightmaaaaaaaare!! ;)

[SheepishJaina]

*blushes* I uhm, I've never had an orgasm from anyone's hand, tongue, whatever. I've never been able to make myself orgasm either. Every one I've ever had has been from a certain vibrator. I've tried many other vibes like it, and other types, and in the end I go back to that same one. I could sit here with a regular vibe in me till the batteries die and not orgasm once. In the past I dared a few partners to try, and all failed. :am:

[Ozme52]

*blushes* I uhm, I've never had an orgasm from anyone's hand, tongue, whatever. I've never been able to make myself orgasm either. Every one I've ever had has been from a certain vibrator. I've tried many other vibes like it, and other types, and in the end I go back to that same one. I could sit here with a regular vibe in me till the batteries die and not orgasm once. In the past I dared a few partners to try, and all failed. :am:


Most unfortunate. I've been with women who've had the same problem and have been able help them past it. Don't give up. I'm sure you'll find someone who can help you.

You may be afraid of the loss of control in the presence of another.... Trust is important.

[Asia]

I read the last page of War and Peace before the first page - wow, what a 'confession'! *smiles*

[MajesticFae]

A few little known facts about me:

1. At 19 years old I'm still afraid of the dark. I will do everything possible to not go outside or downstairs if it's past 10:00 at night.
2. I've been masturbating since I was 12, but only had my first orgasm last year.
3. Netspeak is my biggest pet peeve.

[Asia]

MF - the best things are worth waiting for and the drak is scary {{hugs}}

I did something I really shouldn't have done this time last week and no one or anything (including myself) can know about it

[hawk_fann]

I confess that Asia has piqued my interest with her confession.

[Timberwolf]

I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

Pot, on the other hand...

[Silke]

Lol, Timberwolf, yeah...I used to do both, but now I'm stuck with smoking cigs. Not sure it was a wise choice. Pot is less expensive in the long run. ;)

[Zeichick]

It took me 5 years of being sexually active to have an orgasm with a man, but the first time I was with a woman, I had 6.

[MajesticFae]

80 % of the time when I take a shower, I lay under the faucett and masturbate before I do anything else. I've been doing this for four years now. =)

[dzire2pleeze]

the shocking truth is my showerhead and i have become close friends. lol

[hawk_fann]

I confess I'm happy Maddie switched back to black shoes.

[Timberwolf]

"Pot is less expensive in the long run."

And isn't that the truth.

Go figure.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I still worry everytime I post here that I'm going to offend some one.
Giggle, shaking head.

[Timberwolf]

I made a dumbass PM to Asia today.

Forgive me, sweet Asia!

[dzire2pleeze]

just a slight interruption...SBBE i don't think you could possibly offend anyone. You're too nice.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

just a slight interruption...SBBE i don't think you could possibly offend anyone. You're too nice.

Giggle, Oh the shocking truth is I giggled and blushed at this statement.
Ok so it's neither shocking or suprising.

[cookiecat]

I confess that I lurk through these threads at all hours feeling somewhat like a spy....

[poetic_justice]

I had my first orgasm on Sunday morning *blushes*

[MsUther]

I`ll confess that im a tiny bit curious to what that pm said!

[Silke]

Yup *curious look*...Timberwolf writing a dumb ass message? Hard to imagine...;)

'k, next installment of my confessions...I don't like calling people over the phone. I'm comfy with people I know well, but calling someone I don't know is a nightmare. So I rather drive an hour to talk with someone in person than call him/her up...how's that for weird? Not shocking but weird, lol.

[mina]

I can so relate to the phone thing, Silke! I hate talking on the phone.

Ok, I sometimes play online chess LOL and get made fun of...

[Timberwolf]

"Ok, I sometimes play online chess LOL and get made fun of..."

I lost 9 straight games on Yahoo chess. And then I said "that's enough".

[dzire2pleeze]

The shocking truth is that i am a hopeless romantic ...(please don't tell anyone)

[master 327-834-200]

I confess I love my slave completely and utterly. And those of you who know her from her posts............shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The electricity went out at 2 last night! In texas, in the summer! Thank heavens it only was out an hour.

[Silke]

yikes, I hope you weren't fried from the heat, Sbbe!

Thanks for backing me up on the phone thing, mina...good to know I'm not the only weirdo that way. ;)

I'm hopeless with money. Well, I'm good at spending it when I have it...but I suck at getting paid well for my work (to a point I find it embarrassing to ask for money they owe me, lol) and I'm no good at saving money. The paper stuff only makes sense to me when it's translated into goods or quality time. *sighs*

[gagged_Louise]

If I'm walking out in the field a long time, playing football etc, really exerting myself, it may turn some of my toenails blue with blood seeping in from the capillary vessels.
Next stage: the nail is pressed upwards. I used to shock people by calmly tearing off a big toenail at the nailband in the change-wear room after a game, just like you tear the lock of a can of beans, and blood flowing from it (it hasn't happened when I'm bound and struggling though)

Most pervo news item of the day in Sweden: a church warden has been taken in by the police for questioning after he's suspected of shagging dead people, maybe even in the church room itself. A man coming to the church found him acting strangely when he knocked the door of the side room, and one of the coffins waiting for burial service the next day was opened and the legs of the body prised apart. :-[

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I spent half the day orgasming for my Master!!!

[Silke]

I spent half the day orgasming for my Master!!!

Found paradise? ;)

[mina]

Most pervo news item of the day in Sweden: a church warden has been taken in by the police for questioning after he's suspected of shagging dead people, maybe even in the church room itself. A man coming to the church found him acting strangely when he knocked the door of the side room, and one of the coffins waiting for burial service the next day was opened and the legs of the body prised apart. :-[

I guess this counts as another shocking truth for me, but that turns me on!!! I have a rather strong attraction to necrophilia and cannibalism, not doing it but just imagining it. *sings to herself* corrupt the corpse and pick the choicest pieces...her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin...vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within!

*runs off*

[Silke]

Mina...you're scary, lol. The shocking truth is that you probably like that as well...;)

[gagged_Louise]

This one's an oldie, but still brilliant:

http://www.geocities.com/imokproductions/hannibal.html

For some reason I get an Arabic lettering pop-up on some pages of that site, but don't bother. Just enjoy the wilful naivety of her photo album.

[bluebutterfly]

I have a thing with even numbers. Everytime I change the volume on the TV or radio I always set it to an even number. No I'm not ocd, I can leave it on an odd number if I HAVE too, lol

[MajesticFae]

If I have to think of a random number, it's usually always 17 ^_^;; or 27.

[mina]

Mina...you're scary, lol. The shocking truth is that you probably like that as well...;)

Haha, it's not my fault... I was influenced by someone... lol.

[Silke]

Dancing too much with the devil, eh? ;) Deliciously devious...

I nearly peed my pants when I put my first short story online and still feel nervous every time I hit that submit button, even though it's only in the Writer's Block or at the Academy. Publishing on the main page would probably give me a heart attack, lol.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I love wearing my big full finger goth ring in the mall.

[MsUther]

I nearly peed my pants when I put my first short story online and still feel nervous every time I hit that submit button, even though it's only in the Writer's Block or at the Academy. Publishing on the main page would probably give me a heart attack, lol.


Ill second this statement, Silke.
I was terrefied when pressing that submit button, and at the same time breathlessly exhilerated.

My first anal fuck was when i was 17, and i loved it.
The right "wrong" man at the right spot,lol.
Took me 12 years and a dildo to start loving it again.

[Timberwolf]

I was born with the medical condition tinnitus - a constant ringing in the ears. This is the condition that, as the folk legend goes, drove Vincent van Gough insane and caused him to cut off his own ear. It honestly doesn't bother me as I've always had it, but a lot of people who develop it later in life go crazy. And I suppose it is a bit strange, having never truly experienced actual "quiet". Perhaps that's one of the reasons I have such an overactive imagination.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus For anyone who has no bloody clue what I'm talking about.

[hotfirefly]

Driving a car terrifies me, esp. if there is someone else in the car with me. the funny thing is that I'm a good driver and am o.k. once i start but i have to really talk myself into it and only drive if I absolutely have no other choice (which is probably alright with gas prices).

Speaking of secrets and confessions, this website: http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ is really amazing. I never know if I am going to laugh or cry and sometimes I do both within the space of a few minutes.

[maddie]

TW - I've been having trouble with ringing in my ears, primarily my left, for months now. Drives me crazy. Comes and goes, and, of course, didn't bother me when I was at the doctor last week, so I didn't think to ask about it. My old doctor thought it might be allergies, but I'm not convinced.

Maybe I should call for another appointment...

[Timberwolf]

Maddie - I've honestly never looked into the available treatments. I think a lot of us that are born with it, tend to have a natural ability to "filter it out" over time that people who develop it later on don't have. My ears ring every second of every day, always have, but it only bothers me on very rare occasions.

I know white noise tends to help, a lot. But honestly I don't know much about it's treatments. And as far as I know there isn't an all-out accepted cure. Even tracking down the cause (assuming it wasn't caused by a rock concert or something) can be tricky. I know there are methods out there that teach you how to reduce the "noise level" or learn to filter it out if it's becoming a serious problem but I don't honestly know any of the details.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth about Fae is that she's never eaten a salad and she hates the taste of ranch dressing.

[darknight666]

The shocking truth is:

I've never watched Friends.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I watch the Charilies Angels movies just for the Thin Man moments.

[darknight666]

The shocking truth is that I don't own a car!

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I'm 44 and I don't either. (own a car)

[darknight666]

The shocking truth is that I have 2 fake teeth. (Result of a half-pipe trick gone bad)

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is the next woman I'm with had better be prepared to deal with the words "oral fixation" because I've been waiting far too long now, and I'm very hungry.

The first damn rule I'm assigning to a real time sub is "Wolf gets to eat when he's hungry" so I won't have to bitch about needing to feed my addiction anymore.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is the next woman I'm with had better be prepared to deal with the words "oral fixation" because I've been waiting far too long now, and I'm very hungry.

The first damn rule I'm assigning to a real time sub is "Wolf gets to eat when he's hungry" so I won't have to bitch about needing to feed my addiction anymore.

The shocking truth is I just sighed and dreamed of a man saying that to me. Giggle

[darknight666]

The person above me is alot like me

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The person above me enjoys playing.

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is I think we all enjoy playing a little too much lol.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

Giggle, The shocking truth is I'd rather be playing than writing at this moment.

[BeautifulOblivion]

The shocking truth is I am completely and totally in love! =) *sighs happily*

[Timberwolf]

I saw a female friend of mine playing with another guy in a chatroom tonight and I got totally crazy-jealous on the spot.

That's seriously never happened to me before online, ever. I must be getting closer to her than I realized.

[darknight666]

The shocking truth is that I'm naked right now

[mina]

The shocking truth is I am completely and totally in love! =) *sighs happily*
Awesome :)

The shocking truth is that I keep mixing up Spanish and French! Every time I try to say "please" in French I always say "por favor" on accident, followed by "...oops, dammit" a few seconds later lol. I have the same problem with "gracias" and "merci"... stupid Spanish!!!! I knew I shouldn’t have taken that shit in high school, lol. Oh, and when I actually do say it in French, I’m told I pronounced it wrong -_- so either way I lose.

*sucks with foreign languages*

[cookiecat]

The shocking truth is the next woman I'm with had better be prepared to deal with the words "oral fixation" because I've been waiting far too long now, and I'm very hungry.

The first damn rule I'm assigning to a real time sub is "Wolf gets to eat when he's hungry" so I won't have to bitch about needing to feed my addiction anymore.


(Agree with Sbbe....re: this shocking truth from TW)

have nothing shocking to say at the moment because.....i'm busy....

[Ozme52]

The shocking truth is that I'm naked right now


The not so shocking truth is that I'd love to see that!!!

[Ozme52]

Awesome :)

*sucks with foreign languages*


Well, that can't be bad.....

[Ozme52]

The ?shocking? truth is I'd love to have a siraglio.

[Tojo]

The ?shocking? truth is I'd love to have a siraglio.


I warned you Oz....

'Seraglio'

LMAO


Tojo

[Ozme52]

Dat der iz da mericun spellun.... :rolleyes:

[Tojo]

Is not!


Tojo

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is that one of my fantasies is of a harem. (Ok it's not so shocking but it goes with Ozme5's post. I quess it would be more shocking if I hadn't.

[Ozme52]

A texas seraglio (spelled to appease Tojo) would be excellent because it could be especially big...

The shocking truth is I could be all over that.

[MsUther]

The shocking truth is that i have no idea what you two are on about...

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

A texas seraglio (spelled to appease Tojo) would be excellent because it could be especially big...

The shocking truth is I could be all over that.


The shocking truth is this place is starting to fill up with Texans. Giggle hummm a giant Texas seraglio, ummmm what a thought.

[maddie]

The stars at night are big and bright,
Deep in the Heart of Texas!

:)

[darknight666]

The shocking truth is that Texas is the best state!

Ok, maybe that isn't so shocking, but it is the truth!

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is being a Texan takes generations, I've been her over 25 years and people still stop me and ask me where I'm from.

[Ozme52]

The shocking truth is that most Texans suffer from alaska-envy... LOL

[Tojo]

The shocking truth is that i have no idea what you two are on about...


Giving each other shit. :rolleyes:

Actually a seraglio is a harem in a Turkish castle or palace I believe.

Tojo

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I have a dictonary program on my tool bar I use it so much Giggle.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I have more UK envy than Alaskan envy.

[Timberwolf]

I was off the forum for one day and I've already concluded this morning that reading everything I missed will be tough!

I also missed not being able to chat to a certain online girl I know for a whole day. She'd agree with me on this... I'm such a dork. ;)

[Timberwolf]

People are very complicated things.

And I'm very confused about what to think right now about one in particular.

[SheepishJaina]

*sighs and looks embarassed*

I'm listening to the Back Street Boys right now..

[MsUther]

*sighs and looks embarassed*

I'm listening to the Back Street Boys right now..

Hahah! Yes, i was deeply shocked by that!! Pah!

I like some of their songs too....I`ll just go in the corner now for a bit.

[Timberwolf]

^^^^^

Now that's a brave confession.

[Timberwolf]

On a similar note (and this is a hard confession for a Black Sabbath/Iron Maiden fan):

You know MC Hammer? "Can't Touch This"?

Yeah. I like that song.

I think I just dated myself.

[frankee]

On a similar note (and this is a hard confession for a Black Sabbath/Iron Maiden fan):

You know MC Hammer? "Can't Touch This"?

Yeah. I like that song.

I think I just dated myself.


LMFAO!!

i can do better, i've been known to enjoy the odd Britney or Christina song *hides face in embarrassment*

[Timberwolf]

That Britney Spears video where she's in the schoolgirl outfit...

... she needs to be gagged, tied, and given a hard stern education about what happens to girls who tease too much.

Not to mention gagging her would keep her from singing. I say, I win twice.

[hawk_fann]

I tried to buy the new Christina double-cd because the songs I've heard off it are pretty good - although I still get strange looks when I mention it to my friends.

[Timberwolf]

I once tried to buy a Pat Boone album (as part of an in-joke), but they didn't have the one I wanted.

[hawk_fann]

LOL @Timberwolf "the one I wanted." Yes, I'm sure there are many subtle differences between Pat Boone's works, given that he was such a concept album kind of dude.

I'll bet it was a fun in-joke.

[slave327-834-200]

while we are all sharing.....

I downloaded Justin Timberlakes Sexy Back today - im sure it has playful bondage undertones......

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special what’s behind your back
So turn around and I’ll pick up the slack.

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

[frankee]

ok...i have to say i love that song!!! and i could do things to little JT that are probably illegal in most States and Provinces *giggling like a fool*

[slave327-834-200]

ok...i have to say i love that song!!! and i could do things to little JT that are probably illegal in most States and Provinces *giggling like a fool*

We must compare notes some day, think he could handle both of us?

[hawk_fann]

You're such an outlaw frankee. :)

[frankee]

We must compare notes some day, think he could handle both of us?

Poor boy would never be the same again;)

[Timberwolf]

"LOL @Timberwolf "the one I wanted." Yes, I'm sure there are many subtle differences between Pat Boone's works, given that he was such a concept album kind of dude.

I'll bet it was a fun in-joke."

Have you ever seen the TV Show "The Osbournes"? The lounge music version of "Crazy Train" that's the intro? Pat Boone. That version became a big in-joke between me and a buddy about how much we loved it.

Boone and Ozzy used to be neighbours before the show was on the air, and apparently got along great (wrap your head around that one). Boone did a concept album where he did all these heavy metal songs, but in his style. I don't want it because it is good... I want it because it is there, lol.

The album is called "Pat Boone, in a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy". It featured among other things:
You've Got Another Thing Comin' (Judas Priest)
Smoke On The Water (Deep Purple)
Panama (Van Halen)
Enter Sandman (Metallica)
Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne)
Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)
And other stuff.

All turned into lounge music by Pat Boone.

Now who can blame me for wanting to hear that, in a "this is one hell of an amazing train wreck" kind of way? ;)

[hawk_fann]

Lol Im going to have to check that one out - when I do I will post in this thread again and let you all know about it.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

We got rain! Seriously here it's shocking.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is I'm still in my pajamas.

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is I'm still in my pajamas.
The shocking truth is you should post a picture so we can see for our selves. Not that I don't believe it, just that I want to see what you wear for pajamas.

[Silke]

Lol, now I miss my pj's...there's something comfy about a lazy day in pyjamas. :)

Shocking truth is I'm naked :eek: ...well, wrapped up in a blanket because it's freezing here. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Lol, now I miss my pj's...there's something comfy about a lazy day in pyjamas. :)

Shocking truth is I'm naked :eek: ...well, wrapped up in a blanket because it's freezing here. ;)
Silke, again another shocking truth is I'd like to see that in a photo. lol

[Silke]

The shocking truth is...that's not my ass in that avatar, WB - don't get your hopes up. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is...that's not my ass in that avatar, WB - don't get your hopes up. ;)
LOMAO Good one silke but I hadn't even considered that it might be.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that I'm not comfortable posting an image of me in my PJs on here for everyone to see altohough I know I won't get any bad comments.

And I sleep in tshirts and shorts for the record.

[Silke]

Shocking truth is...I feel the same way as Fae about posting more revealing pictures. For the time being, the face and nipple will have to do, lol.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that I will probably never post a picture of myself on here.

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is the women on this site are more than interesting enough to get by without needing to post any pics of themselves to draw our attention. ;)

(That goes for Asia too, though I will miss her pics I admit.)

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that Timberwolf put a huge smile on my face.

[OttifantSir]

A little sidenote to begin with: I see you discussed computer problems earlier. I have a few quotes on that.

Patience is a virtue...? Dealing with computers it is a necessity.

Failure is not an option, it comes with the software.

The shocking truth about me is, I'm 25 now, and only a year ago I "lost my virginity" being with a woman for the first time, actually being naked with a woman for the first time.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is I'm quite happy for OttifantSir. =)

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I have to clear my slate during the days so I can put all my effort into getting myself published. I need to be able to support myself. I'm not happy where I am, or who I've become.

I needed to be freed from the awsome man I admire so I could do this.
The shocking truth is I hate the fact that I'm having to be free, a collar feels so good around my throat.

[hawk_fann]

The shocking truth is that I'm very happy for Sbbe, even though I'll miss her. She's made some big decisions of late and I think she'll come to find that they were the right ones.

[riverwindsong]

The shocking truth is that I'm terrified of balloons.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that my night turned sour.... and Waterbaby's icon makes me think of Silke.

[riverwindsong]

The shocking truth is that tonight I got spanked hard by Sir - minutes before my children came home from friends... :P

(And I'm sorry to hear that your evening went sour, MajesticFae...you ok?)

[OttifantSir]

My family situation is a bit difficult to understand. It's not tough or anything, just hard to understand: I've got three "dads" (of course one is my true dad), three "moms" (one being the true one), five siblings of blood relations, and five of non-blood relations, and two I have "adopted" as my brother and sister.

I am not gay, so my "brother" is left alone, but I am highly jealous of him for having had sex with my "sister" (a 22-year-old lesbian at that, and so sexy it's hard to believe she hasn't gone into modeling) during my last birthday party (I was out cold though. Didn't hear about it untill a few days later) In addition I'm hurt that she is a lesbian, but still, when that rare urge for cock manifested, she picked him of all people to fuck. ( I was out, so I can't blame her for not fucking me)

[SheepishJaina]

The shocking truth is that i have never "made love" to anyone. It's always been just sex.

[Silke]

The shocking truth is that I'm having a hard time understanding Ottifant's relations, lol.

*hugs Sbbe and Fae* You seem to need one. :)

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is that I'm having a hard time understanding Ottifant's relations, lol.


Don't sweat it, the "shocking" truth is, I explained it to a psychiatrist once, and next time, we made a family tree. When we were finished, he said he was glad he didn't get it at once, since that would have meant HE was a loony:)

[Silke]

*giggles* shocking truth is, that my family is kinda boring compared to yours...but somehow I'm glad about this now. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Shocking truth is my family is boring compared to this one here in the forums.

[OttifantSir]

Shocking or not, I have been within inches of taking my own life several times. Even had the plan ready. Just never got around to buy the hardware needed. On several of those occasions, a hotline for help with psychiatric problems saved my life. But the final nail in the coffin for those plans were when I had to prevent a buddy from slicing his wrists. I recorded how I felt and found I didn't want to put my family through that for real.

[Ozme52]

The shocking truth is I'm not really shocked about the misfortune of the Crocodile Hunter. Dangerous work and braggadacio (sic) are a risky combination. Doing it for TV... made him take bigger and bigger risks.

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is I'm not really shocked about the misfortune of the Crocodile Hunter. Dangerous work and braggadacio (sic) are a risky combination. Doing it for TV... made him take bigger and bigger risks.

Sure he took some risks for the TV-programs, but this was a freak accident. In all of Australian recorded history, he is only the third ever to be killed by a stingray. Why? Cause they are actually quite peaceful creatures that doesn't normally attack unless stepped upon, i.e. attacked.
Only thing happy about that story is he died doing something he loved, and thankfully enough, he died fast, not having to live for several hours with the stingray's (non-lethal but highly painful) venom coursing through him.
Please don't diss him even if you think he was overdoing the braggadaccio.

[MajesticFae]

Only thing happy about that story is he died doing something he loved, and thankfully enough, he died fast, not having to live for several hours with the stingray's (non-lethal but highly painful) venom coursing through him.

The shocking truth is, I agree with OttifantSir.

Also, the other shocking truth is that I don't actually feel like playing in the games room.

[cookiecat]

The shocking truth is I'm sorta sad by the last few posts and wishes I could wave my magic wand and make everyone happier and feeling much much lighter.

If times don't get any better, at least there's a little "family" here to vent to or talk with.......

(closing my eyes, waving wand wildly......over anyone who needs a little magic right now)

however, here's to better times ahead!!

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that I truly cherish my family on here and they always make me feel better when my nights turn sour.

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is I believe we have gotten some really nice new people in the family lately.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that I hope I'm one of those new people.

[Silke]

The shocking truth is, my pussy is actually looking forward to a bit of denial after today...*grins*

[MsUther]

The shocking truth...well, i do miss Asia.
And I wonder if Silke still is having a satisfied and lush smile after the last happenings she was mentioning.
Also, Cookiecat waving a magic wand for us all....I liked that a lot, and it made me smile happily reading it;che

:rose:

[Warbaby1943]

I like TW's new Avatar and I miss Asia and hope she returns here where she belongs.

[Silke]

Yep, MsUther...:D...can you see it? :D It's still there...:D

;)

[Timberwolf]

I miss Asia too. She had such an interesting mind, I'd hoped to dig into it a bit more.

[cookiecat]

The shocking truth is - even though I didn't know her very well, I'll miss Asia's posts as well. Even though I haven't been here long, I've seen several friends of the forum make the decision to leave and I always wonder what was behind that decision. (Whatever it was....I also always wish these friends the best on their next journey...)

[MajesticFae]

I miss Asia too, even though I haven't been here very long or know her very well... She was a very awesome person.

The shocking truth is it's rather awkward coming online with all of the images and such on here when you roomate is always 6 feet away from you on her side of the room. Damn you small dorms! But, I do it anyways. =) I just do my best to scroll past the uptop banners and naked peoples so she won't see them

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is that I've been known to operate on this site with two internet windows open. One for here and one as a "clean" site. Good old alt/tab.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is... I've done that too!

[frankee]

The shocking truth is, i really miss Asia too. i miss her fiestiness, her adventurous spirit and her warmth. Ok, so, maybe it's not that shocking.

hope you come back soon Asia

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is frankee you have a very lovely Avatar. I liked your others too.

[frankee]

Thank you WB. What i'm feeling today i guess:)

[scabrat]

I've never given a blow job...should I add that I'd like to change that some time? *ponders* Shocking enough? lol

I have :super:

[Qmoq]

The shocking truth is - even though I didn't know her very well, I'll miss Asia's posts as well. Even though I haven't been here long, I've seen several friends of the forum make the decision to leave and I always wonder what was behind that decision. (Whatever it was....I also always wish these friends the best on their next journey...)

The shocking truth is that's probably the sweetest thing I've read today. Hugs to cookiecat

Q xx

[vietvet]

My shocking truth....I've been tasting my sperm for a long time wondering how another man's cum would taste. However I've only licked small amounts of it any time I've done this and never swallowed the whole amount. I'm not sure why but someday I'll work up the nerve to gulp it all down.

[riverwindsong]

The shocking truth is that I am terrified of rejection and abandonment.

[SheepishJaina]

The shocking truth is that I am terrified of rejection and abandonment.

Truthfully, you are not alone in feelings like this.

[Ozme52]

I'm hoping Asia is looking in and will eventually be back.

[riverwindsong]

the shocking truth is that I know the words to "YMCA" by The Village People.

[cookiecat]

the shocking truth is that I know the words to "YMCA" by The Village People.

....and i've enjoyed dancing to it as well. (hangs head)

[frankee]

....and i've enjoyed dancing to it as well. (hangs head)


...me too... *rolling eyes at myself* lol

[riverwindsong]

me too....*chuckle*

The shocking truth is that I love writing good slash fiction.

[SheepishJaina]

THe truth is that as much as i try to let things not get to me, even the smallest negative comment haunts me for weeks

[riverwindsong]

The truth is that you're not alone with this.

[cookiecat]

THe truth is that as much as i try to let things not get to me, even the smallest negative comment haunts me for weeks

i don't know you well brattyone, but i recently read your sheepy post today and it's amazing how you can let yourself be so open and share so much of yourself. i admre that and hope will keep sharing.....

the shocking - but hopefully - positive truth - is that the older you get, the less some things will haunt you.

[riverwindsong]

Cookiecat, you're absolutely correct.

The shocking truth is I had no idea that clothespins could capture my attention like they do.

[cookiecat]

Cookiecat, you're absolutely correct.

The shocking truth is I had no idea that clothespins could capture my attention like they do.

isn't the shocking truth that clothespins capture something more than your attention?

[riverwindsong]

bwahahaha! *snerk*

the shocking truth is that I lost track of time for most of the morning because of a clothespin!

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is I would have loved to witness waterbaby's face when she found that cloths pin.

[riverwindsong]

The shocking truth is that I love being watched.

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

The shocking truth is I am afraid if I go get a job like H wants I'll do something stupid like find a lover.

[Warbaby1943]

The shocking truth is that I love being watched.
Then my shocking truth is I'd love watching.

[riverwindsong]

The shocking (or not so shocking) truth is that I'm an exhibitionist at heart.

[frankee]

You're right, that ain't shocking honey! LOL!

[riverwindsong]

bwahahahaha! I didn't think so... *snerk*

Ok...the shocking truth is that...

crap. I've got nothing.

[hawk_fann]

The shocking truth for me, after watching her quick and nimble mind work for the past little bit, is that waterbaby, in fact, had nothin'.

[riverwindsong]

Well, the shocking truth is that it didn't last long.

[cookiecat]

my god. the shocking truth is it's four in the morning and i'm playing this game.

[Silke]

Shocking truth is I only had 8 hours of sleep over the whole weekend so far...but it's been so worth it. :)

[cookiecat]

i'm watching a documentary on 9/11 and - it's still very shocking to see.

[SheepishJaina]

the shocking truth is that atm my collection of Popples out numbers my collection of sheep, and it needs to be changed..

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is that no animals scare me. Except frogs (toads too for that matter though). I *HATE* those creepy f**kers!

[frankee]

The shocking truth is that i'm actually going to go to bed at a half descent hour. nighty night all:)

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is, I have wanted to kill once
(Was about 10-12 and a friend of mine peed on me. Even aiming for me while doing so. F**king moron!)

[Warbaby1943]

Shocking truth is this week didn't start well because of MSN's messenger being down denying a very important chat with a very lovely lady.

[SheepishJaina]

The shocking truth is, i have more shades of green nail polish than i do pairs of shoes....

[OttifantSir]

I'd like to see proof of brattyone's claim. Picture of vanity, night table, make-up bag, hands or feet with nail polish, or wherever she keeps all these nail polishes in different shades of green

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is the phone company rips you off something fierce on your internet bill when they know you live in a rural area and have no other viable options.

Okay, it's hardly shocking, but it is annoying.

[SheepishJaina]

The shocking truth is that i i prefere most animals to humans

[MsUther]

The shocking truth is that i`m here and not in uni...where I really should be, to get started on my semester....Grrrrrrrrrr. I will go!

[Silke]

Shocking truth is I'm seriously considering getting webcam...:eek: Scares the hell out of me, but someone very dear to me showed me how intimate and wonderful it can be.

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is that I am scared as hell and anxiously awaiting a package at once. Yesterday I ordered something I can't tell any of my family or friends about: A vibrating buttplug. Since I was very young I have found that having something up my butt while jerking off can be extremely pleasant. Yesterday I went all-in.
I am scared as hell because I have never bought any sextoys for myself in my entire life, and in my social circle it isn't accepted to acknowledge you like ass-play when you're a man. Neither giving nor receiving. And I am also scared 'cause I don't know how I will like this. Will I simply find that this wasn't for me and have wasted my money?
I am anxious 'cause I have done something no other I know of (r/l) has done, and I want to do something different, and I hope it will be as pleasing as I think it will be.

Now, with that off my chest, any advice on the usage would be great. I know slow, lube (purchased that too) and gentle. Anything else to contribute to a totally inexperienced ass-player?

[~hellish one~]

ooh now this is a neat thread!! ~ponders~ where to begin...

The shocking truth is that even though i am obsessed with reading books, everytime i open a book for the first time i will read the first chapter then flip back and read the last chapter...then i'll go back and read the book through. lol i know, it's weird but it totally doesn't ruin the book for me! i also read magazines back to front. :idontnow:

[TomOfSweden]

I don't really enjoy getting a blowjob and vaginal sex, even if it feels good isn't the best thing I know in bed. Not by far. Women tend to have problems with this and feel rejected if they can't pleasure me those ways, so I usually just pretend like I like it.

[Silke]

Shocking truth is that I faked more orgasms than I actually had during sex with my partners. Similar issue to yours, Tom? ;)

[OttifantSir]

I don't really enjoy getting a blowjob and vaginal sex, even if it feels good isn't the best thing I know in bed. Not by far. Women tend to have problems with this and feel rejected if they can't pleasure me those ways, so I usually just pretend like I like it.

I'm guessing I don't have enough experience to understand what you like then. Assplay/-sex comes to mind, but there has to be more than that? BDSM would probably enter the equation as you are a member here, but still I find few possibilities for you to get off. A little explanation would be appreciated on my part, and perhaps others would like the insight too. It could possibly be worth a thread in Knowledge Base:cool:

[frankee]

The shocking truth is that i have never faked an orgasm.

[mina]

The shocking truth is that i have never faked an orgasm.

Me neither. lol I don’t even get it. You do it just to lie so your partner doesn’t think s/he wasn’t good enough for you?

Silke, a webcam sounds exciting! I want one sooo badly. If you get one, will you offer private shows?

[Silke]

Me neither. lol I don’t even get it. You do it just to lie so your partner doesn’t think s/he wasn’t good enough for you?

Pretty much, lol. It's a quick way to get out of a boring situation without stepping on somebody's toes...;)

Silke, a webcam sounds exciting! I want one sooo badly. If you get one, will you offer private shows?

lol, private...yes. Very private, come to think of it. The sort of private that includes Master, me and my sis. :D

[frankee]

Pretty much, lol. It's a quick way to get out of a boring situation without stepping on somebody's toes...;)



lol, private...yes. Very private, come to think of it. The sort of private that includes Master, me and my sis. :D


Awwwwwww you big tease!lol

[frankee]

oh yeah ..they would know! Then the shit hits the fan!

[frankee]

never ever!!!!!!!

[Silke]

lol, the guys I faked it for weren't quite as attentive as the domly ones...that's part of the whole problem in the first place, I guess. ;)

[frankee]

lol, the guys I faked it for weren't quite as attentive as the domly ones...that's part of the whole problem in the first place, I guess. ;)

Well if they werent that attentive to a woman that has an ass like yours then screw 'em (not literally) they deserved the fake orgasms LOL!

[frankee]

But here is another question... have you found that your kinks have shifted and really strengthened in concert with your Mistress' kinks? (i.e. the ones she likes you like more than you used to)

YEs most definitely!! how about you?

[frankee]

ok, how about this...Was there some kink that you had hidden that you thought was too weird even for a sub...but your Master brought it up like he could read your mind?

[frankee]

YES!!!!!!! i hate when they do that LOL!

Do they crawl inside our heads and we dont realize it???

i got the 'because i know and it's my job to know you'.

Spooky!

[frankee]

OH!! i know!!!

thats spooky too! LOL

[frankee]

yeah me too!

[Curious_1]

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I answer just to stop those damn dots!

[Curious_1]

twitching

[TomOfSweden]

Shocking truth is that I faked more orgasms than I actually had during sex with my partners. Similar issue to yours, Tom? ;)

Faking orgasms for a man is hard, and even I fear, impossible. I just fake enjoying it. Not giving good head is especialy touchy for women I've found. Another constant worry seems to be if they're too big inside their pussies, (not the opening but further in) which is a completly nonsensicle thing to say, because there really is no difference between women in that respect. But then again it's understandable. How would women know, not having a dick of their own to try it with?

[TomOfSweden]

I'm guessing I don't have enough experience to understand what you like then. Assplay/-sex comes to mind, but there has to be more than that? BDSM would probably enter the equation as you are a member here, but still I find few possibilities for you to get off. A little explanation would be appreciated on my part, and perhaps others would like the insight too. It could possibly be worth a thread in Knowledge Base:cool:

I can have an orgasm simply from caning a woman, having a woman obey humiliating comands or just serve me naked in chains.

It's not that I can come without warning in situations like that. It's just when I'm with an extremly submissive woman, all it needs is a slight touch the head of my cock, ever so slightly and it goes off like a loaded gun. This even occasionally happens when I watch rubber fetish porn.

I love anal sex as well but not so much because it feels good but because it's painful and/or humiliating for the woman. I've had anal sex with a couple of women who enjoyed it in the non-BDSM way and it did nothing for me. I had one woman once who faked being in pain when I fucked her ass and that worked wonders for me. It wasn't that I didn't know she faked it because it was an arrangement we had. Lucky me I'm good at fooling myself.

Yes, I'm a pretty hardcore pervert. I never have vanilla sex of the simple reason that it does nothing for me.

[MajesticFae]

The shocking truth is that I feel a void in my life now that my Dom and I are on a hiatus until my life calms down... However, at the same time, I feel slightly relieved because it gives me more time to combat my busy lifestyle.

I know that the void will go away when my training can resume. It was a very hard decision to make to put our relationship on hold.

[Curious_1]

The shocking truth is I am lazy and a slob

[OttifantSir]

The shocking truth is, while having waited for the buttplug I purchased, to the point where it was hard to sleep last night, I have suddenly gotten that heterosexual (I'm male) doubt about it. It's been sitting on the computer desk for a few hours now. And I couldn't wait to get it here....

[Silke]

Faking orgasms for a man is hard, and even I fear, impossible. I just fake enjoying it. Not giving good head is especialy touchy for women I've found. Another constant worry seems to be if they're too big inside their pussies, (not the opening but further in) which is a completly nonsensicle thing to say, because there really is no difference between women in that respect. But then again it's understandable. How would women know, not having a dick of their own to try it with?

Hahahahahaha...I didn't mean you actually faked an orgasm, Tom, just that you faked the interest or appreciation in the first place. I agree that my acting was the bigger fraud, and out of much more selfish reasons, lol.

[frankee]

i can't believe that i have grown attached to all you psychos that post in the forums. In such a little time, you have all wormed into my heart. Esp. you, frankee darling. And sheepish, who converted me and always can use more *hugs* and a whipping, grins.

But what i really cant believe is that having been in chat for... god... WELL over a yr now... i have maintained some of the best friendships of my life. Well, one in particular. Hugs to you, Curi for hanging in there with me through it all...

Does anyone else find it... bizzarre... in a way that they have so many o/l friends they are never ever going to meet?

Awwwwwwww... i've gotten attached to you too. *note to self to get myhead examined* LOL!


You never know i might show up where you least expect it!

[Curious_1]

awwww delia, first you make me smile then you bring tears to my eyes. *Tight hugs*

You have been there for me too!

And yes it is amazing to think how close you can get to people and stay close to them even though you will never meet.
I think part of it is that you can say anything and everything in here and it doesn't affect your real life, your family or your r/l friends. You feel safer.

[cookiecat]

The shocking truth is I am lazy and a slob

laughs....looks around at the mess around me....but there are much more important things to do like - fun & games??

[Timberwolf]

The shocking truth is if I won some ridiculously huge amount of money in a lottery I'd be very tempted to throw a party with a lot of the forumers in real time (airfare and such on me).

Don't anyone get their hopes up though. ;)

[TomOfSweden]

The shocking truth is if I won some ridiculously huge amount of money in a lottery I'd be very tempted to throw a party with a lot of the forumers in real time (airfare and such on me).

Don't anyone get their hopes up though. ;)

Damn, I missread that, thinking you had won at first. Rats.

[Curious_1]

lmao cookiecat, join the crowd! I have no clean bowls and have to do dished tonight!

delia, MOST of the people are pretty open. And the others...pffft...there is the iggy control.

Its after 5 PM and I still haven't gotten dressed

[LadyK]

Curious.....what is the iggy control?

[Curious_1]

I want to use my egg!!!!!!!!!

[Silke]

Shocking truth is...I'm in luuuuuuuuv. :D And at last I can shout it out as loud as I want to. YAY!!! Just try shutting me up, lol. ;)

[mina]

Aw, Silke =)

The shocking truth is I was (pleasantly) shocked when I found out who Silke's Master was!

[Silke]

;) I guess you're not the only one. Shocking, eh?

*smiles upon remembering how often she thought she'd spilled the beans*

I guess I can keep secrets after all...:D

[frankee]

Shocking truth is...I'm in luuuuuuuuv. :D And at last I can shout it out as loud as I want to. YAY!!! Just try shutting me up, lol. ;)



YAY for Silke!!!!!!!!!!! i'm very happy for you honey;)

[Curious_1]

I am a moody person

[frankee]

I am a moody person

i'm really shocked to hear that!


WAIt, WAIT!!! Is Aesop Silke's Master??????

[Curious_1]

I hide my emotions well and very few know what I think or feel

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

I never bother to hide my emotions here. I do that enough in the R/W

[frankee]

i'm with you on that delia.

and NO, i'm not coming into chat. Scares me too much lol

[frankee]

lol...well then im not coming for sure :)

i dont know how to manuever all that well in those damn chatrooms!

[frankee]

ok you got yourself a deal, teach me and i'll pop in there from time to time lol

*hugs back*

[frankee]

thank you:)

You rock!!