Psychiatric Help- 5¢

[frankee]

10) With a sheep/iguana/goat?
frankee does get rather frisky at times.....


Shhhhhhhhhhh....you weren't supposed to tell anybody about 'frankee Iguana'.

[frankee]

frankee? i think everyone remembers you whipping your tail.... *trots off to find that thread...*

*looks all innocent* i didn't do anything perverted with my tail!!

[frankee]

*looks at frankee* consider therapy? LMFAO

Therapist: What is the problem?
frankee: i keep wacking people in the cunt with my iguana tail

LMFAO!!!

HEY THAT WASN'T NICE!!!

i swear it was an accident!

[Curious_1]

delia what are you saying about frankee?

[frankee]

LMFAO at frankee.... sure it was darlin.....

Therapist: And how did that make you feel?
frankee: HORNY! What the hell else?!

STOP IT!!!

You find me a post that says that i was doing deviant things with my tail!!!


(LMAO...can't help but laugh!)

curi...tell delia to stop being mean to me!!!

[frankee]

LOOK It HERE YOU....i have not now, nor ever put my tail in anybody's hoo hoo!!!

*mumbles..and if i did it was purely by accident*


Anyway....stop making me sound like a friggin' deviant!!!!

[frankee]

LMFAO!!!


i really have no comeback for that....you wingnut!!!!!! LOL!


my tummy hurts from laughing so much!!

[Curious_1]

frankee...with a tail that seeks hoo hoos

DELIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of people are you introducimg me to??????

frankee, just say flogger...flogger...flogger

[frankee]

Therapist: So last session we talked about your insecurities with the word cunt, as well as your desire to terminate the lives of several of your chatmates, is that correct?
frankee: yeah, and?
Therapist: frankee, what have you done since then to improve relations with the chatmates?
frankee: How come i have to improve them? What if i don't care? Or what if they are just rude people?
Therapist: We have to look within ourselves for change, not to others.
frankee: So what you are telling me is, i have to cave in and bow down to delia?
Therapist: It is most helpful if we except our indiscretions and take responsibility for our actions.
frankee: *mutters and mumbles* So i have to bow down to delia? God this is going to be a LONG night...



BOW DOWN??? HA!


(LMFAO)

[SheepishJaina]

So i have this problem... involving sheep..

[frankee]

LMAO ok...whose idea was this...i never started this thread!


HELLLLLLLLLLLLISH!!

[frankee]

So i have this problem... involving sheep..

ah what the hell....


Do you find the said 'sheep' sexually arousing?

[~hellish one~]

LMAO ok...whose idea was this...i never started this thread!


HELLLLLLLLLLLLISH!!

yessssssss??? ~laughs~ i didn't do it!!!

[RickBulow74]

*reading the banter and chuckling* thinkint I might need psychiatric help at times as well*

[~hellish one~]

there's Rick!!

hey Rick! we've been looking everywhere for you! how are you going to beat me to 2500 posts if you aren't posting? hmm? ~grin~ unless of course you would rather go ahead and admit defeat now. i'd certainly agree to it!!

[frankee]

delia,

when i get my hands on you.....i'll beat you!!!! oh wait...you like that!

SHIT!


hellish...i know you had something to do with it *pinches sooooooo HARD!!

[annie]

rofl... this is better then real therapy... at least it's fun!

[frankee]

*shaking head*

i swear i had nothing to do with this thread....lol!

[~hellish one~]

omg i'm dying here!! ~rolling laughing~

hey!! i go back and read threads before i reply, dangit!!! :p

[~hellish one~]

rotfl @ hoo hoo!!

[SheepishJaina]

sheepish: *blushes deep red* Welllll, let me tell you...

*sigh* I never thought of sheep in a sexual way... till this one task..

[frankee]

*grumbles to myself....someone's gonna pay for this*

[frankee]

sheepish: *blushes deep red* Welllll, let me tell you...

*sigh* I never thought of sheep in a sexual way... till this one task..

sheepish getting jiggy with the sheep...pick on her!


(LOL)

[RickBulow74]

*just fucking dying laughing here* This is too damned funny.

[RickBulow74]

This is just like an episode of the "Jerry Springer Show"

[~hellish one~]

~waving my bat at Rick~

[frankee]

You're all friggin nuts!!! Every last one of you!!!

And i noticed no one has been paying.....

[SheepishJaina]

ohhhh i've been paying!

*slips another nickle down into delia's cleavage*

[frankee]

ohhhh i've been paying!

*slips another nickle down into delia's cleavage*

*slips my hand down delia's cleavage and takes the nickel*

*slips it down my cleavage*

[~hellish one~]

oh FUCK!! can't breathe...laughing too hard!!! ~copying this to show to Woogs while he is at work~

this reminds me of that new show...Help Me, Help You...anyone seen it?? freakin hilarious!!

[RickBulow74]

*waving my floger at helish, then taking a dollar and slipping it down somebody's cleavage*

[annie]

~frankee, sheepish, hellish and Rick at group therapy~

hellish: *hits the nerf bat over and over into the palm of her hand* That BASTARD *points to Rick* has the NERVE to tell me he is getting to 2500 posts before me... And then just when i was beating him into submission, he runs off! Friggin WOOSY! And you know, it wasn't like i wasn't doing it for a purpose. i needed something to distract me from the Cum Nazi.
Therapist: The Cum Nazi? And who is that?
hellish: This cruel guy that tells me when i can rub my hoo hoo and cum. And let me just state, for the record, he doesn't even come to my aid in times of need! Just yesterday he posted into this thread on that website and was beating me instead of rescuing me from the LOONS that...


HEY! Don't call those of us enjoying life LOONS! That isn't nice! :confused:

[frankee]

OMG!! i burned my damn mouth on my hot tea when i was reading this!!

Laughing so hard, i have tears rolling down my face!!!

[~hellish one~]

HEY! Don't call those of us enjoying life LOONS! That isn't nice! :confused:

but but...i didn't say it!! ~laughs~

[frankee]

ah face it, you're all nuttier than two fruit cakes!

[~hellish one~]

yeah, frankee and you are the flour that holds the fruit cakes together!! lmfao!

[frankee]

i have to admit that was a good one!!

BRAT! *pinches you HARD right in the.....*


psssssst......*whispers, 'hoo hoo' in your ear*


OMG...i think i'm losing my marbles!

[RickBulow74]

Well is that not the pot calling the kettle black, HELLISH?!?!?!?!

[frankee]

YEAH..what Rick said!!

[RickBulow74]

I thikn all y'all got a few screws loose.

[frankee]

Look who's talking LOL

[RickBulow74]

What? I kind of thought I was the screwdriver.

[Warbaby1943]

Good thing it only costs a nickle for this help from what I've seen.

[RickBulow74]

*chuckling* I know I might need a lot of sessions so I gave whoever the shrink is a dollar.

[Warbaby1943]

I was thinking about this. Do yo suppose I could get a deal and get two sessions for a quarter?

[SheepishJaina]

*rushes back in crying*

I ... I.... cant hold it back! I sleep every night with a sheep! *bursts into tears again* ohh please madame therapist, please help me.. *sobs* I saw this little shepherdess outfit and I couldn't resist buying it *hicups* But now all i can do is think of sheep! *squirms around*

[Warbaby1943]

*rushes back in crying*

I ... I.... cant hold it back! I sleep every night with a sheep! *bursts into tears again* ohh please madame therapist, please help me.. *sobs* I saw this little shepherdess outfit and I couldn't resist buying it *hicups* But now all i can do is think of sheep! *squirms around*

God, you really do need help. Where is that help?

[dzire2pleeze]

Thanks guys... in my "sick" state... I needed this laugh. Only, laughed so hard it brought on a coughing spell. Thinking i might be able to file a malpractice suit against delia...hmmmmmm?

[RickBulow74]

d2p (((((HUG)))) Welcome back. Now I have just one more thing to tell the therapist.

[frankee]

Thanks guys... in my "sick" state... I needed this laugh. Only, laughed so hard it brought on a coughing spell. Thinking i might be able to file a malpractice suit against delia...hmmmmmm?

dzire.....i'm glad we could make you laugh....although it all comes from delia's sick little mind!!


and OMG....i laughed so damn hard i almost peed myself!!! LMAO!


Stay tuned dzire!

[RickBulow74]

frankee, I think we should put delia on the Therapist's couch.

[frankee]

dude....i am not the one who's gonna do that!

*looks around scared*

[Timberwolf]

~hellish, frankee and Rick gather yet again for a therapy session. This time, they are laying on their backs on the floor on Yoga mats~

hellish: I don't think my man would approve of this
Therapist: You need to learn to be independent, to make decisions for yourself
hellish: I tried that already. Got me in trouble. This seems to work better.
Therapist: Well for right now, your "man" is going to have to take a backseat
hellish: I don't think he'll appreciate that notion
Therapist: He will if you get fixed here
hellish: Oh now, that wasn't real nice...
frankee: I thought it was hysterical
hellish: You would.
frankee: Hey, at least I am the flour. Unlike you, the nuts.
hellish: *rolls over off her yoga mat and grabs a nerf bat from the corner, wanders over to frankee and is about to hit her*
Therapist: *walks over, grabs the bat from hellish, grabs her by the nip, drags her back to her yoga mat and gets her to lay back down*
hellish: I am SO suing you!!!!! You can't touch me! My man would NOT approve
Therapist: *looks at hellish and sighs* We must go back to the first lessons again. You are independent. You enjoy making decisions
hellish: *looks at therapist* I will enjoy beating the hell out of you with this nerf bat soon
Rick: *watches the girls go at it and then lays back down for a nap*
Therapist: hellish, are you suffering from a bout of severe anger? Perhaps over your post count?
hellish: Hypothetically, that is possible
frankee: Oh, it's possible all right. She is just jealous!
hellish: Of flour?
frankee: No, of intelligence

Okay, that was seriously funny. :D

[Warbaby1943]

~Therapist hands Warbaby a 5pp questionaire~

Fill this out and we'll get started.

Butt that is why I'm here. I forgot how to read.

[~hellish one~]

delia!! how the hell are you coming up with this stuff?? i haven't laughed this much EVER!!

i think we need to get Woogs in here for a session, though! ~nods~ maybe you can talk to him about this whole Cum Nazi thing he's got going on...

~going off to find him and drag him back kicking and screaming~

[Warbaby1943]

~Warbaby busts into the room at the end of the yoga session~

Therapist: Hello. I'm sorry, we're in the middle of a session, as the tag on the door says. Please wait outside in the waiting room
Warbaby: I can't read
Therapist: Ah, okay. Well, please step outside and wait in the waiting room.
Warbaby: But I am WARBABY!
Therapist: Yes, you are. Pleasure to meet you. Now please step outside.
Warbaby: But I am KING!
Therapist: We can talk about those feelings in a moment.
Warbaby: I RULE the lands of FORUMS!
Therapist: We can talk about your... perceptions... and your... visualizations... in a moment. But you must sit in the waiting room for now
Warbaby: There is NO ONE LIKE ME!!!!!
Therapist *mutters, you're damn right about that* Sir? The waiting room.

Gawd, I do need help if I said all that. Hell I can't remember a thing. I think it best if I just quietly sneak out the back door.

[RickBulow74]

*seeing hellish entering then departing, wondering on the mysterious "Cum Nazi" and pondering telling him to punish hellish for a couple of weeks*

[~hellish one~]

*seeing hellish entering then departing, wondering on the mysterious "Cum Nazi" and pondering telling him to punish hellish for a couple of weeks*

LOL! the Cum Nazi isn't mysterious!! besides, i haven't done anything to deserve any punishment! so there! ~poking my tongue out~

[RickBulow74]

*nibbling on yer tongue* I am sure Cum Nazi will think of something to kep you busy for 2 weeks or so, hellish

[~hellish one~]

naww, he wants me to beat you too! ~giggles~

ready to admit defeat yet? ~pinchin ya~

[annie]

OKay... it's official... Woogsbie needs to change his id to Cum Nazi...

*rofl*

[~hellish one~]

~Therapist logs this supposed Cum Nazi into her calendar~

hellish, how will he be paying?

credit! now bend over so i can swipe his card for him. ROTFLMAO!!!

sorry...somehow that just seemed like something he would say!! ~crackin' up~

[annie]

credit! now bend over so i can swipe his card for him. ROTFLMAO!!!

sorry...somehow that just seemed like something he would say!! ~crackin' up~


ROFL

[SheepishJaina]

Therapist: Ok, might I suggest instead a male?
sheepish: I am TRYING. HELLO. *mutters about geography*
Therapist: Is there anything you can say that's positive?
sheepish: I haven't killed you with this pitchfork yet.


OMG, I am laughing SO hard right now.

Dear therapist,

Help! I am at my wits end. This damn geopraphy problem will drive me bonkers.. How do i solve it? A certain sheep is looking pretty FINE right about now. *leers over at her favorite naughty sheep*

~A horny sheep crazed shepherdess who needs... everything!

[Curious_1]

OMG delia!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thread!

And you have some real nutcases in here!
Wonder if I should see if a certain Damn Dom will come in for therapy! pfffft

I am leaving because you know waaaaaaaaaaaay to much about me that does NOT need to be shared.

sheepish! I'll fly to England with you!!!

[Curious_1]

roflmfao

[SheepishJaina]

*wails* noooooooooooooooo I would NEVER use Rocky that way!

It's the "other" sheep that THAT man made me masterbate with, it was HIS idea!!

[RickBulow74]

*pinching hellish on the ass, then swatting it* 2 words for ya: HELL NO!!!!!

[annie]

~annie sits in the therapist's waiting room. Therapist comes out from her office and sits next to annie. annie keeps reading her magazine, Therapist does a sudoku puzzle~

Therapist: Hi
annie: Oh, hi
Therapist: Do I know you?
annie: No, don't think so. Who are you?
Therapist: The one who owns this Psychiatry office
annie: Oh. You have a lot of wackos that come through here
Therapist: Yes well, they aren't wackos, they are just mentally-disturbed freaks. Speaking of which, who are you?
annie: Oh, I'm annie, nice to meet you.
Therapist: And what brings you here?
annie: Same thing that brings me everywhere. Curiosity.
Therapist: Well, you can't eternally sit here in this waiting room
annie: Sure I can. As long as I make random comments to wackos, everyone thinks I belong here.


*makes a note... the waiting room is somewhat safe at the moment.... *

rofl.. this is too funny! *hugs*

[frankee]

OMG!!

i can't remember when i laughed so hard!!!

[RickBulow74]

*Just friggin dies laughing*

This is too damned funny. Whoever's sick, twisted, demented mind came up with this should deserve a medal for his or her work.

[annie]

*Just friggin dies laughing*

This is too damned funny. Whoever's sick, twisted, demented mind came up with this should deserve a medal for his or her work.

*points to therapist delia*

*mumbles something about* wondering who REALLY needs help here...

*grinz*

[annie]

*drags Michebe into the room*

*taps on the therapists door*

Dr. Delia? *wonders if that is a good or bad twitching title*

Michebe has just confessed that she has a problem with chat as well!

Can you help her? please?

[~hellish one~]

poor delia! how is she going to be able to keep up with all the freaks in here? ~laughing~

[michebe(LD)]

errrm annie has the same problem

[michebe(LD)]

ahem I am NOT a freak so there :P

[RickBulow74]

*just frigging dies laughing* This is too funny.

Just remember something: Those who say they are sane are really insane.

[annie]

errrm annie has the same problem

Me??? i have no problem (other then typo's!)

[SheepishJaina]

*eyes the little blue sheepy* i love youuuuu *wanders off to the bedroom, sheep in hand*

[frankee]

*eyes the little blue sheepy* i love youuuuu *wanders off to the bedroom, sheep in hand*

LMFAO!!

oh you soooooooo need more therapy, honey!

[annie]

*sits back in the waiting room... waiting for Dr. delia to finish with Michebe... *

*starts to contemplate how amazing it is that the threads with the most responses are the ones that are like Seinfeld episodes... basically about nothing!!! lol*

*shrugs* *mumbles*

Oh well... is what makes it SO much fun!

[frankee]

*sits back in the waiting room... waiting for Dr. delia to finish with Michebe... *

*starts to contemplate how amazing it is that the threads with the most responses are the ones that are like Seinfeld episodes... basically about nothing!!! lol*

*shrugs* *mumbles*

Oh well... is what makes it SO much fun!

OMG...yes, we've become those fools on Seinfeld! *giggling*

[MJs dhyanna]

*peeks in the office looking for the bathroom*

[Warbaby1943]

Dr. delia sure seems to have found her calling. LMAO.

[Curious_1]

I agree with you Warbaby! She is hysterical!

[Warbaby1943]

I agree with you Warbaby! She is hysterical!

Curi, I have been meaning to tell you, I love your new Avatar.

[~hellish one~]

*peeks in the office looking for the bathroom*

run, dhyanna!! run while you still can!! you'll never leave once you get sucked into therapy here!! ~giggles~

[frankee]

i think discussing hellish' pinching fetish should be next!


*hee hee*

[RickBulow74]

Now frankee, as I recall you like to pinch back, so you and her should be in together. Only that both of you should wear straitjackets.

[frankee]

Now frankee, as I recall you like to pinch back, so you and her should be in together. Only that both of you should wear straitjackets.


i only pinched back to get my point across!!

[~hellish one~]

~perking up and laying my bat to the side~ toys????

[annie]

~Therapist walks over to annie, hands her a basket of toys and tells her to pass them out~

*takes the basket of toys from Dr. Delia and starts looking through them... *

*ponders do i ask who wants what and listen to the fighting or do i just assign each person a toy? hmmmmm*

*Starts walking around the room to pass out the toys...*

*let's see... no sheep for that client.*

*no bats or ROPE for the client with the Cum Nazi*

*ohhhhh... nothing that has to be shared or turns taken for the group session people.... *

*sighs this is harder then it looks!*

*thinks to self... hm kinda starting to feel like the Doc's secretary or something here.... *

*Makes a note to ask her next time i see her.... *

[frankee]

HEY!!! Where's my toy dammit!!!!!!!!!!


Hilarious delia...lmao!!

[SheepishJaina]

But but but but I WANT the sheep!

*siiiiiiiiiiigh*

Is that a sexy British guy? ohh ohhhh!! I'll take him!

[hugsnkisses]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read!!! You made my night!! *hugs*

[~hellish one~]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read!!! You made my night!! *hugs*

i'm trying to drag Woogs in here! ~whispers~ i think he's scared.

[frankee]

i'm trying to drag Woogs in here! ~whispers~ i think he's scared.

OMG.....you and Woogs in therapy....that would be hilarious!!!!!!

[Warbaby1943]

delia you are just great, LMAO.

[SheepishJaina]

*panics* wheres the therapist????

*clutches a crumpled pic*

[frankee]

*panics* wheres the therapist????

*clutches a crumpled pic*


*giggling*

[michebe(LD)]

Whats the pic sheepy? Is it Rocky?

[frankee]

Whats the pic sheepy? Is it Rocky?

Nice Avatar!!:)

[michebe(LD)]

Nice Avatar!!:)

Thanks, its my favourite pic of me :)

[hugsnkisses]

LMAO at the idea of hellish and the cum nazi having therapy together. If therapy was really this fun, I never woulda dropped outta school!!!! *sigh* :)

[SheepishJaina]

*glances at the pic and starts to shake and rub herself fiercly*

[frankee]

*glances at the pic and starts to shake and rub herself fiercly*

OH man....i think it's time for another session with Dr.delia!!

[michebe(LD)]

definately, must be time for sheepys appointment

[annie]

*hangs a note on the door leading to the therapy room*

"Dr. Delia is currently unavailable."

"Appoints will resume in the next few days."

*makes a note for the doc about the sheep lady and the Cum Nazi*

[Sinful]

Oh my god....

I laughed so hard, I nearly didn't make it to the bathroom

[RickBulow74]

All y'all need therapy.

[SheepishJaina]

*screams out in passion and crumples to the floor, dropping the picture of a handsome British man holding a stuffed sheep*

[frankee]

*screams out in passion and crumples to the floor, dropping the picture of a handsome British man holding a stuffed sheep*

OMG....too funny sheepish....LOL!

[michebe(LD)]

lol, u lot really are bonkers lol :P:P:P:P

[frankee]

lol, u lot really are bonkers lol :P:P:P:P

HEY! i'm perfectly sane!!

[michebe(LD)]

really frankee? hehehe

[suchaminx]

*fetching dictionary*

Sane - sound mind, sensible, rational............... hmmmmmmmmm maybe unless you are are CR

~giggling~

[frankee]

*fetching dictionary*

Sane - sound mind, sensible, rational............... hmmmmmmmmm maybe unless you are are CR

~giggling~

LOL!

and as for you michebe....when you least expect it for your last little comment.

[michebe(LD)]

LOL!

and as for you michebe....when you least expect it for your last little comment.


:icon176: :icon176: :icon176: :icon176: :icon176:

[hugsnkisses]

frankee, didn't this whole thread start because you have a problem with hoo hoos and iguana tails????

[frankee]

frankee, didn't this whole thread start because you have a problem with hoo hoos and iguana tails????

*sigh*

i'll never live that down!

oh btw, i have no problem with hoo hoos....none whatsoever;)

[cookiecat]

....am so glad I'm back on my meds after dr. delia cracked her bullwhip at me in the chatroom...yes, i'm totally sane and have no obsessions or "cum"pulsions whatsoever.



oh btw, i have no problem with hoo hoos....none whatsoever;)

hoo hoo's! heh heh....no...no obsessions whatsoever although i can't seem to take my eyes of michebe's avatar....

---------------------delia, this is one hilarious thread!!!!! :)

[Curious_1]

cookie, you need "cum pulsions"!!

[frankee]

cookie, you need "cum pulsions"!!

'cum pulsions' LOL....i love it!


cookiecat,

you're not the only one that keeps staring at her av. *blushing*

[RickBulow74]

Those who say they are sane are really insane.

[frankee]

Those who say they are sane are really insane.

Was that directed at me Mr.Rick?? lol

[~hellish one~]

~giggles~ hoo hoo

[frankee]

HOO HOO...just for you hellish *giggling like crazy*

[~hellish one~]

hehe...gawd that makes me giggle my ass off everytime i see it!!

[cookiecat]

....wonders if moaning, "hoooo hoooo" when i cum is something weird that needs to be discussed with dr. delia?

[frankee]

....wonders if moaning, "hoooo hoooo" when i cum is something weird that needs to be discussed with dr. delia?



LMFAO!!

[michebe(LD)]

....wonders if moaning, "hoooo hoooo" when i cum is something weird that needs to be discussed with dr. delia?

please no more lol

[cookiecat]

omg - stares at michebe - hoo f'ing hoo

[Warbaby1943]

....wonders if moaning, "hoooo hoooo" when i cum is something weird that needs to be discussed with dr. delia?

I don't know what the good doctor will say but I would think you should be seeing her if you didn't moan no matter what the sounds are. Although "hoooo hoooo" does sound a little weird. What was the horse's name anyway?

[cookiecat]

she'sgotbigtits is running in the sixth race at 10 to one odds.

[Warbaby1943]

she'sgotbigtits is running in the sixth race at 10 to one odds.

And you "hooooo'd" her?

[cookiecat]

i hoo'd over micheb's hoo hoo's.

the horse comment was just a random babble. sorry.

[Warbaby1943]

i hoo'd over micheb's hoo hoo's.

the horse comment was just a random babble. sorry.

No I had asked you about the horse above. See what happens here when the doctor isn't in. We all get confused.

[frankee]

i hoo'd over micheb's hoo hoo's.

the horse comment was just a random babble. sorry.

LMFAO!!

[frankee]

i wish someone would hoooooo over/on my hoo hoo. Not picky as long as my poor hoo hoo gets some attention.

[cookiecat]

:confused: cookie is confused. between the last word chain & this horse race, she's all hot & bothered & confused.

[cookiecat]

i wish someone would hoooooo over/on my hoo hoo. Not picky as long as my poor hoo hoo gets some attention.

eyes frankee - licks lips - shouts "hoo hoo"

[michebe(LD)]

hoo hoo frankee

[frankee]

Ok you two...now frankee is all hot and bothered!!!!! *sigh*

[michebe(LD)]

hehehehe, poor frankee all worked up

[TheDeSade]

throws a nickle on the table .. .I wanna talk to the shrink

[frankee]

hehehehe, poor frankee all worked up

um.....NOT FUNNY!!!!!! You brat!!

[michebe(LD)]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, runs away from frankee, *Wont hoo hoo you no more* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[frankee]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, runs away from frankee, *Wont hoo hoo you no more* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


awwwww well thats not nice!!

*frankee hangs head and feels rejected again*

[michebe(LD)]

awwwww well thats not nice!!

*frankee hangs head and feels rejected again*

Would you like to come over and let me make you feel wanted then?

[Curious_1]

Looks for the Doc. Shakes head. She has too much to catch up on

[michebe(LD)]

nah she dont, were all fine here, no insaneness here, really?

[annie]

throws a nickle on the table .. .I wanna talk to the shrink

*takes the nickel*

*slides it into my cleavage*

*checks the appointment book*

Sir? May i ask the problem so i know how much time to schedule with Dr. Delia?

*thinking to self... with all these loonies she is pretty booked!*

[TheDeSade]

problem . . . hell . . I dont have no problem

Yes you do . .tell her the problem

I dont have a problem

shut up and listen to the other one . . you do to have a problem

I DONT have a problem

Sir, if you have a problem you should let us talk to the doc

I . . . Dont> > > have > > > a . . . problem . . . .

[michebe(LD)]

what loonies? annie

*mich glares*

[annie]

problem . . . hell . . I dont have no problem

Yes you do . .tell her the problem

I dont have a problem

shut up and listen to the other one . . you do to have a problem

I DONT have a problem

Sir, if you have a problem you should let us talk to the doc

I . . . Dont> > > have > > > a . . . problem . . . .


Sir DeSade... how about Tuesday afternoon... i can block out a full three hours for you and your... ummm... friend.

[TheDeSade]

ok l. . . .

ask her about the rest of us . . .

yeah we all want to cum . . er come. . . .

hey . . Im not bi. . . .


what the hell . . you are just a lesbian trapped in a mans body arent you


no no . . . .

SHUT UP . . .

ok Tuesday

[SheepishJaina]

*glances around*

We need another therapist to handle the overflow! Maybe... *gets distracted and looks at the picture laying on the floor and starts to shake again*

[frankee]

Would you like to come over and let me make you feel wanted then?


*raises head and smiles* Yes Please!:):)

[michebe(LD)]

mich runs over and jumps in frankee's lap and gives her a BIG hug and kiss

[frankee]

a bog hug?? Don't know what that is but i'll take it:)

[michebe(LD)]

oh fook, you know i meant BIG, i just cant type this late lol

[frankee]

oh fook, you know i meant BIG, i just cant type this late lol

LMAO


i know what you meant but i thought it was too funny:)

[michebe(LD)]

so i give you a hug and kiss and you make fun of me :(

[frankee]

awwwwwww sweetie,

i wasn't making fun of you....it was cute:)


How can i make it up to you?

[michebe(LD)]

how about a nice snuggle :)

[annie]

*notices that some of the "clients" are getting a bit out of hand... *

*fears an orgy or something may start before the therapist returns*

*hmmmm... what to do about THAT problem??*

[michebe(LD)]

shhhhhhhhhh annie, whats wrong with an orgy

[annie]

*makes a note... Dr. Delia will be interested in knowing that that michebe is MORE of a trouble maker then she lets on...*

[michebe(LD)]

ME!!!!! im not a trouble maker

[annie]

*ohhhhhhh and she is a mind reader as well... spoooky!*

*Has a pretty sexy chest as well... weg*

[michebe(LD)]

would you like a closer look *hehehehe*

[frankee]

how about a nice snuggle :)

*snuggles up to michebe*

Am i forgiven now?:)


Orgies.....looking at michebe's chest.....*sigh* Where the hell is that doctor???????

[hugsnkisses]

*is walking by outside and hears people talking about an orgy... peaks into the office to see what is going on*
I can't believe all these hotties in here!!!!
*walks quietly over to a chair in the corner to observe*

[frankee]

*is walking by outside and hears people talking about an orgy... peaks into the office to see what is going on*
I can't believe all these hotties in here!!!!
*walks quietly over to a chair in the corner to observe*

You do know that an orgy requires participation not observation, right?;)

[MJs dhyanna]

*Stomps from Dr. Delias office whip in hand* HA fix my psyche eh....I am through with her for a while you all can have her back.... Oh and someone might want to go untie her soooon.

[annie]

*peeks in to see if Dr. Delia is REALLY tied.... *

[Curious_1]

I do not need tranquilizers, ty

Welcome back!!!

[Curious_1]

omg delia!!! I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard!!!

and I do not need magic room pills, I have my finger snaps :)

[SheepishJaina]

I do not want to fuck sheep! Just masterbate with em! sheeeeeeeesh!! Now that British man on the other hand... *purrrs*

[~hellish one~]

wow...i'm a violent lil thing, aren't i? ~laughing~

it's a good thing Woogs hasn't made it in here yet!! lol i don't think i could be held responsible for my violent self's actions...could i? ~looking around~

[SheepishJaina]

*looks at the blue sheepy*
*glances at hellish*
Just tell the nazi that you've taken to sleeping with a stuffed animal... *whispers* enjoy


*bounces and skips away to stalk a British guy*

[michebe(LD)]

Yes frankee, all is forgiven mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

and I do not have an excessive need :p
I have no complaints at the amount of sex right now thank you very much.

now frankee get over here ;)

[frankee]

OMG delia....i just about peed myself!! i can't stop laughing!!

Honey...there is no such thing as 'excessive need' LOL.


As for you mich....you're kind of bossy for a subbie, aren't you?:)

*walks over to mich*:)

[annie]

*pouts at delia*

HEYYYYY... i am sweet and innocent...

i was TRYING to keep some sort of order...

*just impossible with this crowd!*

(*hugss... glad your back!)

[moptop]

moptop hovers uncertainly outside the therapist's door. All those people. Can she get up the nerve to go in? Bites lip. Shakes head. Wanders off again, cursing.

[Warbaby1943]

This is too much, LMAO.

[frankee]

moptop hovers uncertainly outside the therapist's door. All those people. Can she get up the nerve to go in? Bites lip. Shakes head. Wanders off again, cursing.

awwwwww come one moptop, join the the lunacy!

If nothing else it will make you feel a lot better about your problems LOL.

[Warbaby1943]

LMFAO because I can. You have missed your calling delia.

[frankee]

LMAO delia.....'hoo hoo juice'....strangely enough i have no response to that.

Warbaby has a concubine?? How come i wasn't invited to join? *sigh*

[Warbaby1943]

LMAO delia.....'hoo hoo juice'....strangely enough i have no response to that.

Warbaby has a concubine?? How come i wasn't invited to join? *sigh*

You were the first one in it, don't you remember? Now I am worried about you and your hoo hoo, sweetie.

[frankee]

You were the first one in it, don't you remember? Now I am worried about you and your hoo hoo, sweetie.

LOL @ WB.

but i never said anything about 'hoo hoo juice'...i have no poblems with the juice part....but i do have a problem with it being lonely *pouts*

[Curious_1]

awww frankee, hugs
looks like you are part of WB's harem!!

[Warbaby1943]

awww frankee, hugs
looks like you are part of WB's harem!!

She's the best and anyone would be fortunate to have her, believe me.

[michebe(LD)]

OMG delia....i just about peed myself!! i can't stop laughing!!

Honey...there is no such thing as 'excessive need' LOL.


As for you mich....you're kind of bossy for a subbie, aren't you?:)

*walks over to mich*:)

But you like me being bossy dont you?

mich runs her fingers across frankees breasts and tweaks her nipples

[SheepishJaina]

*rushes into the office from the waiting room*

They're all making f-f-fun of me today! *wails*

[hugsnkisses]

*still waiting for the orgy*

[hugsnkisses]

Sheepish, no one is making fun of you........ just wondering if you are responsible for the sheep mishap....

[Warbaby1943]

Sheepish, no one is making fun of you........ just wondering if you are responsible for the sheep mishap....

Hey weren't you with the other ladies and me in the waiting room earlier?

[hugsnkisses]

Hey weren't you with the other ladies and me in the waiting room earlier?

sorry.. if i missed something i must have been daydreaming about the orgy

[Warbaby1943]

sorry.. if i missed something i must have been daydreaming about the orgy

Well that could come later depending on the good doctor.

[hugsnkisses]

*wonders what problem i can use for needing therapy*
Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*

[Warbaby1943]

*wonders what problem i can use for needing therapy*
Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*

I hope that qualifies you because I'd like to see what the good doctor says.

[Timberwolf]

"Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*"

I'd call that a "happy problem".

[moptop]

moptop gets her courage back up and this time makes it through the waiting room door, to be confronted by what is apparently a harem (hmmm - are you supposed to stick the feathers in there? she wonders, looking at lily's exotic costume). In one corner is a young lady in non-harem clothing and dreamy look in her eye, murmuring about orgies. In another corner is a shepherdess, sobbing.

moptop bites her lip again - maybe she has no problems. Maybe just tip-toeing back out is the safest thing...

Oh, but come on, says that other little voice in her head. You don't need a problem - just stick around and enjoy the show!

moptop edges over and gingerly takes a seat.

[hugsnkisses]

*walks over to moptop*
I'll gladly hide out and watch with you
would you like some candy, little girl?

[michebe(LD)]

Hows ur hoo hoo feeling now frankee, does it need a little help ;)

[SheepishJaina]

*whispers from the corner* moptop dear get out whilst ye still can and don't take candy from strangers, especially THESE strangers!!

[Warbaby1943]

*whispers from the corner* moptop dear get out whilst ye still can!

Now why would you say that with such a kind, caring, and considerate doctor waiting just on the other side of that door?

Hey doc, a sheep has strayed again.

[SheepishJaina]

it's not the doctor i'm worried about.. its the other patients

*wipes away her tears and snuggles with Rocky, watching the door, hoping a handsome British guy walks in*

[moptop]

moptop blinks slightly - candy - no candy - fight or flee - candy -

"Ooh, yes please, I love candy. Just can't resist it." Giggles inanely.

Inner demon slaps forehead and leaves in disgust. There is no saving her...

[hugsnkisses]

whispers to Moptop- don't worry, I'm not one of the crazy ones in here
Would you like Reese's PB Cup, Butterfinger, M&Ms, Nerds, or Raisinets?
Bet we're in for a good show.. I hear there's gonna be an orgy!

[michebe(LD)]

hehehehe, u crack me up

[SheepishJaina]

*screams in horror and hides her face in the corner*

[hugsnkisses]

*smells trouble*

[moptop]

moptop far too busy trying to work out what all this strange US candy is to notice the temperature falling by several degrees. Brushes icicles off her chin and thinks M&Ms might be safe.

[SheepishJaina]

safe?? safe?? my dear.. nothing is safe here! no one is safe! *cackles*

[hugsnkisses]

*hands moptop some m&ms*
um, don't worry about sheepish.... she's....special :)

[SheepishJaina]

yes i am! *makes faces*

[moptop]

moptop tries to feed M&Ms to the nice sheep.

[RickBulow74]

sheepish might be crazy, but she is safe

[moptop]

Safe from what? can I have some feathers and a pretty costume, please?

[Guest 91108]

well some wonder if people are safe from wolves. sure * mischeivous grin *

[TheDeSade]

Safe . . is anyone really safe . . .

shut up . . . I wanna talk

HEY > > its my turn . . . .

GRRRRRR all ofyou go to the back . . . . Im in charge

thats right . . charge it . . . . put it on the credit card

AAGGGGHHHHH make em all be quiet

[moptop]

New game: fit the candy to the personality!

[frankee]

But you like me being bossy dont you?

mich runs her fingers across frankees breasts and tweaks her nipples

i think ALL of you tormented enough today...don't you think??

AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

WOMEN!

[frankee]

It's official... the lunatic have taken over the asylum!!

*streaks through the Dr. delia's office*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Curious_1]

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

[TheDeSade]

NOOO . . Im first. .

no no mmeeeeeee

Ho Way asshole . . Im first . .


shut up and get to the back of the line twit


dont call me a twit you birdbrain

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH all ofyou shut up!

[frankee]

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

LMFAO!!

Yes i know....*hangs head in mock shame* (hee hee)

[TheDeSade]

become strangely quiet as he watches Barney . . all the voices suddenly go silent also

[Curious_1]

walks in and sees all the people absorbed in the Barney and Baby Bop sex tape and laughs

[michebe(LD)]

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

[frankee]

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

oh....you are soooo going to get it!!

[michebe(LD)]

Really, come and give it a go :p

[annie]

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

Best one yet Doc!

[Warbaby1943]

~Therapist saunters into the waiting room with a massive migraine and pauses the video long enough to remind everyone to keep their hands to themselves in the waiting room or they will be removed from the premises and Therapy. First warning is last warning.... *hits play button on movie again*~

Your help may not be appreciated enough by all these crazies here but I can see from the above conversations you are doing your absolute best with these loonies. Who said that?

[SheepishJaina]

I'm not allowed to touch my sheep or a handsome British guy shouldhewalkin?!?!?!

*sobs hysterically*

[michebe(LD)]

sounds mean to me sheepy, and i want to torture frankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[frankee]

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

OMG delia....you have no idea how long it has taken me to post....LMFAO!!!!

*shakes head* *sigh* my poor hoo hoo

[frankee]

~Therapist calls Michebe into her office~
Therapist: So this is our first private session. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself and we can go from there
Michebe: Ok. frankee terrorizes me.
Therapist: *nods* Let's get back to that in a minute. Why don't you tell my about yourself. What you like to do, what kinds of things you don't like, where you go to work, things of that nature.
Michebe: I enjoy tormenting frankee.
Therapist: *looks intently at Michebe* Ok, let's start there then and we'll work our way back to the introductions part.
Michebe: Start where?
Therapist: With frankee
Michebe: She needs drugs, doc.
Therapist: Michebe, let's talk about you and your relationship with her, not what you THINK she needs. Why do you enjoy tormenting her and why do you think she terrorizes you?
Michebe: I torture her because I can
Therapist: You enjoy the control?
Michebe: No, I enjoy her hilarious responses when I torture her
Therapist: And what might those be?
Michebe: I'm not really listening, I am torturing
Therapist: *rubs temples* You said you torture to get the response. But you don't know what the response is?
Michebe: No, I am not paying attention
Therapist; Why do you think she tortures you?
Michebe: Because I can't hear her responses whilst I am torturing her!
Therapist: So your issues with frankee revolve around the fact that while you are torturing her you are too busy torturing to listen to her responses?
Michebe: Well when you make it sound like that.... I sound kinda cruel
Therapist: *looks at Michebe* Ok, now let's work with that. Being cruel. Do you enjoy it?
Michebe: Only to get frankee's responses
Therapist: *pops 10 advil and wonders when her next vacation is*



Oh Hell... LMAO

mich..i knew you were a little off. You daft sod!!!!

AWESOME delia!!!!!!!

[Guest 91108]

I wanna watch from the darkness where noone sees but me.

[cookiecat]

* cookie told someone at work to shake her hoo hoo & get back to work. was that wrong?* :confused:

[frankee]

* cookie told someone at work to shake her hoo hoo & get back to work. was that wrong?* :confused:

oh god....you didnt??

[hugsnkisses]

LMAO.. frankee needs to be tortured more *pinches her nipples*

[frankee]

HEY!! For the love of all things holy...don't you think you bunch have tortored me enough today? *Sigh*

*walks away muttering to my lonely hoo hoo*

[TheDeSade]

wraps an arm around frankee. . . whispering softly. .
There there, little one .. come with me and Ill make it all better . . . hehehehe

[hugsnkisses]

TDS, can i cum too?? oops, i mean come.. i'll take ya to that deserted island ;)

[TheDeSade]

sure hugs . . you can cum . . errr. . . come with us . . . . .

[frankee]

wraps an arm around frankee. . . whispering softly. .
There there, little one .. come with me and Ill make it all better . . . hehehehe

*looks up at TDS...gives him an innocent "ok"*

*thinking to myself...why is he smirking at me*

[TheDeSade]

smirk???? this is my kind and caring old Dom look . . .sheesh