Having Mom Over For Dinner

[Rabbit1]

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>
> > ________________________________
> > You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
>the
> > meal, Brian's mother could not help but keep noticing how
>beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
> > Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between
>Brian and
> > Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the
>course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to
>wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie
> > than met the eye.
> > Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
>must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
>roommates."
> > About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
>your
> > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
>silver gravy
> > ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
> > Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just
>to be sure.
> > Therefore, he sat down and wrote:
> > Dear Mom:
> > I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>house, I'm
> > not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>remains
> > that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
> > Love, Brian
> > Several days later Brian received an email back from his mother
>that
> > read:
> > Dear Son:
> > I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying
>that
> > you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. Nevertheless, the fact remains
>that if
> > Stephanie were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
>gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
> > LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!
> > ________________________________

[Curious_1]

I have heard that one before and have laughed each time I read it.

As a mother I can truthfully say that we have a 6th sense (true) and eyes in the back of our heads (kinda true)

Curi

[~hellish one~]

~getting out a magnifying glass and peering closely at Curi's av...looking for a pair of eyes peeking back out at me~

[Talia]

hahahahahahahaha That was so funny. LMAO



I have heard that one before and have laughed each time I read it.

As a mother I can truthfully say that we have a 6th sense (true) and eyes in the back of our heads (kinda true)

Curi

When my oldest was ten...he was in the back seat of my car picking on his younger bother. He was sitting right behind my seat. I could see him through the side mirror. I told him to stop picking on his brother. He asked me, "How do you know it's me?" I told him, "I have eyes in the back of my head." He responds, "No you don't." Then reaches up to the back of head and puts his and in my hair and starts to feel around for the "eyes". I coulnd't stop laughing.

[Mishka]

That was hilarious. Will definitely pass on, and remember to be that clever when my children are grown.

[SheepishJaina]

note to self.. hide gravy ladel..

[DemonGoddess]

I have heard that one before and have laughed each time I read it.

As a mother I can truthfully say that we have a 6th sense (true) and eyes in the back of our heads (kinda true)

Curi

Co-mommy I feel the need to confess that I'm sleeping with that boy over there. No not that one the other one. Honestly mommy I am.

[RickBulow74]

D'oh!

[mkemse]

only mother would replt like that, and it is true anyway, no father could do that

[butterflySlave4u]

:bump: i wandered all the way to the back page of the section for this...and it's still funny....thank You, Rabbit....we're still laughing...