Uncle_Ed
11-05-2006, 10:38 AM
I got bored at work. So I wrote these:
1) Song of the single man.
I have found three phones numbers been written on my scrotum.
I've no idea when they appeared and no idea who wrote 'em
2) Song of the single girl.
I don't care about the size of his beloved motor.
If he smells like a week-dead skunk crossed with Fat Bastards floater.
3) Song of the wannabee Dom
I'm a wannabee Dom-wear stridey boots and write about giving subs some slaps.
It makes me feel more like a man when drinking gin-and-tonic with the chaps.
4) Song of the older man.
She begged me for sex but I said "Please-
I'd love to be of service but I've trouble with my knees."
5) Song of the older woman.
I took out my dentures and I told him true and bold:
When I get my gums around your plums, you'll discover one true joy of getting old.
1) Song of the single man.
I have found three phones numbers been written on my scrotum.
I've no idea when they appeared and no idea who wrote 'em
2) Song of the single girl.
I don't care about the size of his beloved motor.
If he smells like a week-dead skunk crossed with Fat Bastards floater.
3) Song of the wannabee Dom
I'm a wannabee Dom-wear stridey boots and write about giving subs some slaps.
It makes me feel more like a man when drinking gin-and-tonic with the chaps.
4) Song of the older man.
She begged me for sex but I said "Please-
I'd love to be of service but I've trouble with my knees."
5) Song of the older woman.
I took out my dentures and I told him true and bold:
When I get my gums around your plums, you'll discover one true joy of getting old.