April Poetry Contest - Limericks

[TheDeSade]

Ok, its time for something a bit more lighthearted. Gives us your best original limerick, be it bawdy or tame.

Post your entries here for everyone to enjoy.

TDS

[LikelySuspect]

There once was a wee spot of light,
Who pretended it was free from fright.
But when push came to shove,
It needed some love,
So it joined with the rest of the night.

[Eponine]

Likely: That is really good. I like that one a lot. I like the personification of the little spot of light- I could really relate to it/ her. :)

[~hellish one~]

I once met a man from Tangiers
Who left all the young ladies in tears
But it's not what you think
Don't call the shrink
He just loved to spank their cute rears

[Woogsbie]

I am a man from Tangiers
I like to grab wimmen by their ears
I guide their mouths
a way down south
and it muffles their screams and their tears!

[LikelySuspect]

thanks thisgirl. i am all about personification of cosmic entities and the like

[Darkmagi]

There was a young chap in banking
Who had a fascination for spanking
Maidens he loved whipped
Their ass he would clip
They say it's a substitute for wanking

[moptop]

There was a young couple from Spain
Whose sex life involved causing pain
Sweet Jill was a Mistress
Who liked to cause distress
And Jack would cry 'Do it again!'

[LikelySuspect]

i like it moptop

[moptop]

:D thanks!

[elyse]

Hmmm... I seem to recall our Beloved Moderator stating, at the very beginning of this contest, that bribes would be acceptable....


The Hallelujah Limerick

there once was a Dom called DeSade
who did wield His whip and... ummmm.... *rod*
with such brutal finesse
that the subs would profess
to adore Him, their merciless God.

~~elyse~~

[Widget]

There once was a mistress in leather,
Flogging subs was her pleasure.
Their butts she would whip
And their nips she would clip,
To enjoy their pain at her leisure.

[Widget]

Please do read through the wonderful entries for the April Poetry Contest - Limericks and place your vote here. I have linked everyones entry to thier name so you can find them faster. Good Luck all!


Elylse I am so sorry I missed your entry, I have reset the post and the poll, my bad. If you have already voted please do it again.

Dragon's muse (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=266481&postcount=2)
LikelySuspect (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=269252&postcount=3)
baby girl(W) (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=269315&postcount=5)
Woogsbie(bg) (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=269681&postcount=6)
Darkmagi (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=271712&postcount=8)
moptop (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=271715&postcount=9)
Elyse (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=275386&postcount=12)
Widget (http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showpost.php?p=285933&postcount=13)

The May contest is now open as well the topic is May – Time to get back to basic topics. Topic - Gags (being gagged, gagging a submissive, etc) Please post all entries here, http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?p=287075#post287075

Have fun and I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with.

[Lancer]

Dragon gets my vote
Lancer.

[Widget]

Lancer, did you choose Dragon on the poll above? if you didn't check off her name the vote will not count...