Near Dom experiences

[Flaming_Redhead]

I thought it would be fun for everyone to share what I like to call near Dom experiences. *ggls* You know what I'm talking about. Surely, I'm not the only brat here. *weg* I seem to have a natural gift for getting myself in trouble whether on purpose or purely by accident, and I thought it would be fun to share my own experiences as well as read about others' OH NO YOU DIDN'T moments. Since this was my idea, I'll go first.

Last night, I was happily driving down I-20 on my way to spend the night with VoodooMan when I received a text message from my best friend, Amy. It said, "Tag! You're mine! Today is claim a bitch day, and you're my bitch! Claim as many bitches as you can. No tag backs! lol" I laughed my ass off and began forwarding it to all my friends. While scrolling through my phone book, I paused at VoodooMan's name and wondered what he'd think about it. I thought it would be funny as hell, so I sent it to him, too. I know! This is the part where everyone looks at me and says, "Oh no you didn't!" LMAO Amongst all the responses I received was one from him which said, "Be afraid bitch." I'll admit that I began to question my judgement at that point, so I answered with, "Uh-oh! *ggl* um...j/k? hee hee" in hopes that he was trying to be funny. He replied, "I am not." This is when I began to realize that I might be in serious trouble, so I tried, "Daddy, omg, um...I'm Your bitch!!!" He said, "Prove it tonight." I responded with, "Yes sir!" I believed that to be the best thing to say at that moment. All I got in return was, "We'll see." I began to have a sinking feeling. I tried one last plea, "*sniff* but Daddy...it was funny!" Again, all I got was, "We'll see," to which I could only say, "Eek!" I know all of y'all reading this are shaking your heads right now and thinking, "She's gonna get it!" LMAO That's exactly what I was thinking, too. He is in the habit of having me call him when I get close, so I called when I was 2 miles away. He sounded pleasant enough on the phone, and I drove as fast as possible to try to beat the threatening rain. As I turned into the driveway, I saw him walking. My heart dropped into the pit of my stomach as I stopped and let the window down. He told me to shut off the car and asked if there was room for him to sit down. I did as I was told and moved my purse and CD cases off the passenger seat for him. After he sat down, I immediately presented him with a gift I'd picked up last weekend for him. He was not to be distracted. He told me to pull up a little further to the top of the hill and then stop. I began to sweat as this was about the very same place I'd had to get out before when he'd taken me to the edge of the woods and spanked me so his roommate wouldn't hear anything. He explained how he'd had a hellish week at work, been driving all day, had a headache for 2 hours and couldn't wait to see me....and was called a bitch!!! *groan* I wanted to slide right under the steering wheel. I bowed my head and waited for him to tell me to get out of the car, but he didn't. He said he had one of those headaches that make you sick at your stomach. I waited for what seemed like forever, wondering if he was going to send me home. It turns out he was just waiting to make sure his roommate went to bed before we went inside. Whew! As we were lying in bed and snuggling, I thought I was pretty damn lucky that he had a bad headache as far as him not feeling like doing anything to me, but at the same time, I was disappointed that we might only sleep. *ggls* That was not to be the case as he soon instructed me to get on my knees. He headed towards the closet for the toy bag, and I immediately began protesting. "But, Daddy, you have a headache!" He told me not to worry about it. Again, I tried to dissuade him. "I don't want you to get sick, Daddy!" I was afraid. I thought he'd changed his mind and was looking for the cane as it doesn't make any noise. It turns out, though, that he was only looking for my vibrating butt plug and a clit vibe. *BIG SIGH OF RELIEF* We had a very lovely evening, and at the end, I had a huge load of cum all over my face and in my hair. He fetched me a wet washcloth to clean up with. I noticed there was cum in my hair, which is a pet peeve of mine, and began "ewwww" ing. LOL "Are you complaining? Because I have a headache..." *ggls* "No, sir." I continued cleaning and whimpering. "Are you whining?!! I got you a washcloth," he said testily. "Nooooo!!! Thank you, Daddy!" *kiss*

[Psynymph]

*rolls on the floor, glggling*

oh Red you absolutely kill me sometimes!!! i know i have my own sort of story to add to this thread but i dont have time right now!!!!

but ohmigod that was soooo funny.... and well yes a little arousing!!! i think our "bratty" problem stems from the fact we enjoy being intimated and scared so much.... lol.

[Guest 91108]

lmao

[gagged_Louise]

*laughing helplessly* talk about brattiness!! :D

I have to say your Dom responded with panache though.

"...he soon instructed me to get on my knees. He headed towards the closet for the toy bag, and I immediately began protesting. "But, Daddy, you have a headache!" He told me not to worry about it. Again, I tried to dissuade him. "I don't want you to get sick, Daddy!" I was afraid. I thought he'd changed his mind and was looking for the cane as it doesn't make any noise"

LOL

[Warbaby1943]

Good one thanks for sharing. BTW I know all to well what those headaches are like.

[MajesticFae]

That made me giggle. Thank you for sharing! Your story brightened my day! =)

[~hellish one~]

bratty stories? pfffftt! i am a perfect angel always. everyone knows that. ~smiles sweetly~

[gagged_Louise]

He's crazy like a fool. u-oh,
What about Daddy Cool?
:D

[Eponine]

That was so cool, Red... and i could totally see myself acting the same way (throughout your story)!!
i don't have a great story like that... but i definitely have had (and still do, who am i kidding? lol) my share of smart-ass fun....
e.g.
"Would You like more lemonade, Master?"
"Yes, thank you, honey."
"Okay, it's in the fridge." LOL (of course i get it for Him, don't worry!! i'm not _really_ bad... )

you know, it's the little things... lol...

Red, i really can appreciate how VoodooMan responded... just wondering, did He find any comedy in what you did? (even tho he acted mad at first)
i know that Master enjoys the playfulness... W/we kind of banter (physically and verbally) like that

Psy, i agree with your assessment- i know i do those things... well, for me, it's kind of like flirting in a way... and sometimes it's for the thrill of being naughty, being caught, being punished (playfully, not seriously disappointing)

Thanks Red for the entertainment!! :)

[Pertez]

LOL That was Great Thank you :) :)

[anonymouse]

Not sure if this is the same, but have you ever had a 'clumsy Dom' -- you know the kind? Dresses the part - looks the part - but can't walk properly in his boots and so (accidentally) stomps all over your feet! I actually don't mind being the 'Dom-crash-test' kind of sub, but the accidental feet stomping thing -- gah!

Note to newbie Doms: you don't have to move like Fred Astaire but, at the very least, those big clod-hopping boots you wear HURT! if you're not careful.

anonymouse

[angelic.zest]

LOL Red, that was a great story

[Shadowz_dragoness]

Red.......bratty would have never noticed !!! Loved the story, made me smile after a trying day......Thank you......hugs

[ElectricBadger]

heh, very nice Red, erotically delightful as always!

*Pauses a moment to savor the thought of your cleaning cum from your hair*

My wife is generally pretty bratty...I think her best (?) one so far was dumping a pitcher of water over me (I'd playfully squirted her with the bottle we use on the cats, admittedly) and then locking herself in the bathroom and taunting me. That was also the time she learned a piece of wire can unlock those doors :)

Another fun experience shared by a member in the Garret:
http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9743

[~hellish one~]

omg EB!!

that's how i'd do it...hit and run! LOL! deal with the consequences later!

[tessa]

Red! ~stares at you in awed disbelief~ It is a mighty good thing you are so incredibly cute.

If I laugh any harder, I'm gonna hurt myself.

[Flaming_Redhead]

Oops! I did it again. *ggls* I've been a "good" girl for awhile now, but this weekend, I just couldn't resist the urge. VoodooMan and I were watching TV when he lightly swatted my ass. *grins* The feel of his hand resting on my ass awoke in me a craving for some long overdue spanking. I giggled and said, "Do it again!" He told me to go to the bedroom and take all my clothes off. I skipped...practically ran....to the bedroom and stripped as fast as I could. Unfortunately, and to my surprise, NOTHING happened, not a damn thing, except we both went to sleep. Well, he went to sleep rather quickly while I lay awake sighing with longing and disappointment. I wondered if he went to sleep simply because he was tired or if he went to sleep to punish me. I managed to fall asleep eventually. The next morning, I awoke to the feel of him rubbing against my bare ass. WOOT!!!! *ggls* After some long awaited (to me) sex, he pushed my head down to the side and held it there with my naked ass across his lap. "Do you remember when you told me to do it again?" he asked. Of course I remembered!!! hahahahahahahaha What a silly question! I didn't keep very good count of them, but I think it was around 50 smacks. *smiles* I counted the last 20 in my head without so much as a peep until the last one at which time I made a small gasp. He stopped then, and as he got up for breakfast, I thanked him. I'm such a good girl! *wink* He said something...maybe you're welcome...I don't remember exactly. Oh, he asked me what I was thinking about. I was still lying in bed on my tummy. I told him I was wondering what my ass looked like. He said there were some petechial hemorrhages. *snickers* I made an offhand remark to the effect of "I need some more." In the space of a heartbeat, he was on top of me, pinning me to the bed with my ass completely at his mercy. "Daddy, please!" I cried. "Please, what?" he asked, in that maddeningly calm way. "I didn't mean right this second!" I blurted. "Maybe you should be more careful what you say, then, shouldn't you?" he remarked cooly. I nodded. "I can't hear what you're saying," he said with a tone of warning. "Yes, sir," I mumbled. He got up and continued into the kitchen where I quickly joined him for breakfast. So help me, later that very same day, I did it AGAIN. We were in the kitchen when he lightly swatted my ass. "Do it again!" I said with a giggle. He gave me such a look that I cringed inside though I remained smiling. "Girl, if you didn't have to leave here very shortly, I'd take you back in the bedroom and beat the crap out of you!" I pouted, just a little. "But, Daddy.." He gave me an exasperated look. "You could use some on the other side to even you up," he remarked as he walked away from me. I smiled at that. "You know it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if I wasn't so bratty. Do you not want me to want a spanking?" I asked. I believe he answered with one of those annoying Dom comments....something like "we'll see..." I know! It's infuriating when they do that! I'm definitely NOT a pain slut, and I don't relish the idea of being made sorry I ever knew what a spanking was. Girls just wanna have fun, damn it! *wistful sigh* Now, I have a few days to wonder whether I'll be made to question my sanity regarding my professed need for a spanking. *groans* Another fine mess I've gotten myself into!

[moptop]

Fantastic, red - really got me giggling reading this! And jealous, grrr.

[tessa]

Now, I have a few days to wonder whether I'll be made to question my sanity regarding my professed need for a spanking. *groans* Another fine mess I've gotten myself into!

You do seem quite talented at finding a mess to get into.

Oh, those few days of wondering...pure agony.

[Pertez]

Great story Thank you :):):):)

[Flaming_Redhead]

*smiles and waves at everyone* It's that time again. Yep! It's been a whole month. *ggls* I was sitting on the couch watching the Discovery Channel, something about a dam in China, when VoodooMan approached me with 2 baskets of laundry and asked if I'd mind folding them for him while I watched TV. I got busy folding, peeking at the TV every now and then. I normally hate folding laundry, but doing it for him was giving me a nice tingly feeling way down. *wiggles eyebrows* Uh-huh! Way down there! Smelling his clothes...mmmmm....but I digress. *ahem* Anyway, when I finished folding everything, I noticed his big black leather belt in the bottom of one of the baskets. I decided to be nice and put everything away for him. I put everything away, saving the belt for last. I knew he was busy packing and was planning on sneaking up on him with it. *ggls* Unfortunately, he came out of the bedroom as I was on my way in and caught...er...saw me with the belt. I smiled sweetly as he walked by and attempted to swat his ass once he was "safely" past. Probably luckily for me, he was walking faster than I anticipated, and the belt only brushed across his ass. I giggled like an imp and walked quickly into the bedroom to dispose of...er...put away the belt. Wouldn't you know, he followed me?! *groans* I turned to face him as he came towards me, strategically placing my ass on the side away from him. "What are you doing?" he asked. "Oh, just putting this away for you!" I exclaimed hurriedly. "Uh-huh. You weren't trying to hide it from me, were you?" he asked as he kept walking slowly towards me. I had backed up all I could without tripping over something and was standing in front of the closet. "Nooooooooooo! Why would I do that?!! I was just trying to decide where to put it!" I protested, my voice sounding unnaturally high to my own ears. "Uh-huh. Why would you do that, I wonder?" he pondered aloud. "I don't know. I'm such a good girl and all," I answered nervously. "Uh-huh. Let me have that," he said, holding out his hand. I gave it to him immediately and cringed as he stepped past me. "I'll put it right here," he said and hung it on a nail in the closet. I walked out of the bedroom with shaking knees, smiling to myself and thinking I'd gotten home free when....horror of horrors....I saw him coming up behind me out of the corner of my eye. I scurried a bit faster, but it wasn't quite fast enough to completely avoid his hand making contact with my ass. "Daddy!" I exclaimed in mock indignation, giggling as I ran back to the couch. As I sat, I gave him my best "I'm being a good girl" look, though I've been told by some that I don't pull it off very well....oh well....*shrugs* All's well that ends well!

[Guest 91108]

...
As I sat, I gave him my best "I'm being a good girl" look, though I've been told by some that I don't pull it off very well....oh well....*shrugs* All's well that ends well!

Hrmmm.. that sounds very familiar..... and I don't know any subbie that can pull off a "being a good girl" or "innocent" phrase. :4:

[Rhabbi]

Red,

I always enjoy your monthly posts here. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[fallenstar]

Reeeeeed, when are you putting up another?! LOL they make me laugh so.... :)

[Naomisagoodgirl]

Yeah! As a non-brat I need my vicarious bratty fix.

[Flaming_Redhead]

OMG I can't believe I haven't posted here in so long! I guess it's because I've been a perfect angel for the last 2 months. What?!! Don't look at me like that! I have!!! VoodooMan said so himself last week. *nods a lot* Okay, well, maybe I haven't been a perfect angel, but....anyway...I had to think all the way back to the beginning of September. I brought my black, patent leather, thigh-high, stiletto boots over, thinking that just maybe he might want me to wear them sometime. They're pretty damn hot if I do so say myself! He was lying in bed when I opened the box and showed them to him. He looked at them with some interest, asking me if they were hard to get on. I told him that even though they have laces they're quite easy to zip up the side. He asked how high they went up, so I held one against my leg so that he could see how tall they are. I was dying to wear them, but he didn't tell me to put them on and model them. *pout* I couldn't fucking believe it! I was already naked, so it would only have taken a minute to put them on....*sigh* As I admired my new boots and secretly pouted about not getting more obvious enthusiasm from him, an idea struck me. Struck! HA! *ggls* I know y'all are on the edge of your seat...wondering what in the hell I was thinkin'. Well, I'm gonna tell ya. I held one of the boots out toward him, and I asked him with a barely straight face, "Do ya wanna lick my boot?" I immediately began laughing my ass off at the ludicrous request for boot-licking from my dom. He looked at me as if I'd lost my everlovin' mind. "That's funny!" he said. I was still laughing as I put the boots back in the box and then set the box on the floor beside the bed. He got up and began walking out of the bedroom. "Daddy, where are you going?" I asked with just the tiniest bit of nervousness. "Don't you worry your little head," he called back as he quickly walked to the living room. "Daddy?!?" I called after him with more than a little nervousness. I quickly hopped into bed and pulled the covers over my head, as if that was gonna stop him....hahahahahahahaha! I heard him enter the bedroom, but instead of sliding into bed beside me, the covers were rudely snatched off the bed. Before I could even blink, he grabbed my ankles and pulled me to the foot of the bed where he effortlessly flipped me over his knee. The following words were punctuated by swats, like this: "Lick SMACK your SMACK boots SMACK? Is SMACK that SMACK what SMACK you SMACK said SMACK? Did SMACK you SMACK just SMACK ask SMACK me SMACK to SMACK lick SMACK your SMACK boots SMACK?" I could only gasp for air as burning pain seared my ass cheeks. "Answer SMACK me SMACK!" He paused to give me a chance to comply. "Yes, sir!" I finally managed to get out. I didn't see any point in playing the denial game. SMACK SMACK SMACK "Stand up!" he ordered. I was as limp as a wet dish rag by this time, so he stood me up himself with my upper body lying bent over the bed. He held my hips as he thrust into my (not) surprisingly wet pussy and then grabbed me around the neck as he viciously rammed into me. He fucked me like a little rag doll as my head flopped back and forth. As my cunt kept grinding against the edge of the mattress, I was soon begging, "Daddy, please!" He slowed down and withdrew until only the head of his cock was still inside my soaking wet fuckhole. I could feel wetness on the inside of my thighs. "Please, what?" he asked. I wondered if I should dare to even ask it. "I wanna....um....I wanna....cummm," I begged as I pushed back in an effort to get his cock deeper inside me. "You do?" SMACK "Play with your cunt and cum all over my cock," he growled as he put my hand down there. I did...and he then took his cock and shoved it into my ass. O. M. G. Deep and hard he fucked my ass...until I came again....squeezing his cock....and I felt him spurt hot cum deep inside me. Damn! I was quite literally useless for some time after that. My legs wouldn't hold me up anymore, so I just crawled a little further onto the bed and collapsed. He threw me a towel and said he was going to make himself some tea. I was welcome to come join him or just stay where I was at. I lay there for a bit, just enjoying la-la land. *ggls* I put my PJs on and joined him in the living room where he was sitting in his chair. I knelt by his chair and put my head in his lap. He placed a hand on my head and made that happy growl....*sigh*

Hrm...I'm kinda wondering now why I've been such a good girl....hrm....

[tora]

Flame your such a good writter and you lead an intresing life :) I look forward to reading more of your teechings :)

[Naomisagoodgirl]

Yaay. Great story Red, got me all excited.

[Flaming_Redhead]

Well, I didn't post it before because it's not really a "near dom experience" which are near misses. It's more like a close encounter of the domly kind. Hmm...I could start a new thread....nah....

[Ozme52]

:d

[tessa]

"...lick my boots..."

I said it then and I'll say it now...

Red, you've got big balls for such a little girl. :p

~wanders off, wondering what she'll do next~

[annie]

*shivers for Red* DAMN girl!

[fallenstar]

damn...Red i Love reading your encounters lol

[fallenstar]

-waits and wonders if Red has been behaving the past few weeks......-

[Echoes]

Lol thanks Red, these were all awesome and had me smiling and laughing, very clearly seeing it all happening.
~hugs~

[Flaming_Redhead]

I've been away for awhile, and I don't really have much to report. *sigh* I've been a good girl for months, and it's just about killing me! VoodooMan and I had a little talk about my "misbehaving." He prefers that I just ASK for what I want instead of trying to bait him. Can you imagine?!?! Ppppfffftttt. He said he knew the best way to punish me was by not giving me what I want, so I've been trying really super extra hard to be good in hopes that I'd get...well....a spanking. I can't seem to reconcile in my mind that being good equals getting a spanking. In fact, if you wanna know the truth, it doesn't. Apparently, I'm supposed to ASK. *groan* So help me, I can't. Well, I could. I suppose anything is possible, but the fact remains that I just don't want to. *pout* Soooo....now you're all wondering what has happened. Some of you may be aware that I have a wee tiny bit of...um....what some might call...um...dominant tendencies? *ahem* Anyway, they have come to the forefront. I was texting VoodooMan this Sunday and somehow got to talking about his ass....how much I like it....how round and muscular it is. *drools* Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. I said that one might even consider it to be a spankable ass. *grins* He asked me who....well...he asked if I wanted to, specifically. Moi? *innocent look* I cautiously (ha ha) replied that I liked to swat it. He said he'd noticed that. *nods a lot* It's true. I do like to swat him every chance I get. In fact, I swatted his ass right after our first play session which just happened to be in a dungeon....but I digress. *eg* I remarked that I just needed to find a very sub female. He asked me why. I replied it was so I could spank her instead! DUH Well, I didn't say duh to him, obviously. *ggls* I continued explaining that I wanted to practice caning and flogging and such. *nods eagerly* He said that was interesting. And smiled. *raised eyebrow* Then, the next text referred to me as none other than....Mistress *******. I laughed my ass off, and so help me, I couldn't resist texting him back that failing to address me properly would result in punishment. *big grin* I was daydreaming about it already....asking if the order was understood and twisting a nipple if the title of Mistress was forgotten in the answer. *sigh* Um...okay...so then...lemme see....I got kinda distracted there for a second. Ahh...yes...the infamous "uh-huh!" Since I didn't perceive that as a negative response, I continued with telling him how one's head must always be below mine. I'm pretty petite at 5' 2", so most anyone would have to bow, kneel or crawl. *eg* I'm trying really hard not to get distracted again! Um...so...then he asked, "My head?" I snickered and told him it wasn't the one between his legs. All he said then was "oh." I began to worry that Daddy was getting pissed off by all this Domme-ly talk, so I told him I wouldn't wanna see my Daddy crawling around. Grovering and begging, maybe, but not crawling. LOL I asked him if I was in trouble. *ggls* He responded by asking ME if I was TRYING! hahahahahahahahaha I really wasn't. I swear. I told him so. Then, I asked him if Domme was a bad thing. I almost held my breath as I waited for his response. "No." *big sigh of relief* I was still a bit worried about what he might be thinking, so I told him that maybe I was just getting too big for my britches. "You think?" *tee hee hee hee* Maybe just a little. "Can't you just send me to your room or something?" I asked. "Sure I can!" Woo hoo hoo! Now, I just have to wait until I see him again....GRRRR.....but I'm still wondering about this whole Domme business that seems to keep rearing her bossy little head.

[Hime]

hahahahahaha. :D

Flaming_Redhead, you remind me of the little dog in the canon camera commercials. "What, you think you own me? Oh, I forgot... you do own me!"

[newby]

Flaming_Redhead, you remind me of the little dog in the canon camera commercials. "What, you think you own me? Oh, I forgot... you do own me!"


ha ha!! This should find it's way into the "things subs should not say" thread

[blythe spirit]

I love to read your responses to what Redhead writes. I wish I could read her posts because they sound like interesting fun. But because there are no paragraphs it's a bit overwhelming.

The red use to get to my eyes, too - but I since learned from someone on this forum that I can remedy that by gliding the cursor over the script. It works.

Oh well, at least with your responses, I get a synopsis of her posts.

[tessa]

I love to read your responses to what Redhead writes.
I'm not sure whom you meant by "you" as it wasn't specified, so I went back and read all of everyone's responses to what Red/Voodoo Child wrote. They all are pretty darn good!


I wish I could read her posts because they sound like interesting fun. But because there are no paragraphs it's a bit overwhelming.
Let me just say that if you think her writing style is overwhelming, you'd be blown away by the in-the-flesh experience of her "writing" style. And she's so cute, what with the hand movements and facial expressions. It's always a treat. A real yummy treat. Oh, and she giggles something fierce. What another treat that is!

You could maybe try reading her words real slow-like? That might help it not be so overwhelming for you. Maybe? Just a thought I had. It's not my thing, but it might just be yours. :)


The red use to get to my eyes, too - but I since learned from someone on this forum that I can remedy that by gliding the cursor over the script. It works.
Kudos to the helpful soul who gave you that idea. :)


Oh well, at least with your responses, I get a synopsis of her posts.
When all else fails...

~looks over to the cutie-pie giggle girl~ Red...umm, I mean, Voo-chi (how do you like that new nickname?? :blurp_ani ), we need to talk about this Domme thingee. I gotta hear more about this.

Seriously...

:wave:

[drusilla]

FR

i just LOVE your near Domme experiences. Draco often tells me though that if i ever try any of your stuff i'd be SORELY sorry!!!

[blythe spirit]

I'm not sure whom you meant by "you" as it wasn't specified, so I went back and read all of everyone's responses to what Red/Voodoo Child wrote. They all are pretty darn good!


Let me just say that if you think her writing style is overwhelming, you'd be blown away by the in-the-flesh experience of her "writing" style. And she's so cute, what with the hand movements and facial expressions. It's always a treat. A real yummy treat. Oh, and she giggles something fierce. What another treat that is!

You could maybe try reading her words real slow-like? That might help it not be so overwhelming for you. Maybe? Just a thought I had. It's not my thing, but it might just be yours. :)


Kudos to the helpful soul who gave you that idea. :)


When all else fails...

~looks over to the cutie-pie giggle girl~ Red...umm, I mean, Voo-chi (how do you like that new nickname?? :blurp_ani ), we need to talk about this Domme thingee. I gotta hear more about this.

Seriously...

:wave:

LOL. I meant all you all. I get the gist of VC's (fna red) posts by all your comments.

Animated people are fun and interesting. And I'm certain she's cute as a button when she gets all excited and giggles. At least from what I've managed to read it sounds like she's a hoot.

Still and all, I think I'd enjoy her stories more, if they were properly formatted. But I'm just one person and I guess it doesn't matter. She sounds like fun anyway.

[Lisais mine]

awesome, Red!