Hi everyone!

I hope I posted this in the right place.

Iím a newbie and my penis doesnít work well anymore, it quit, mostly. So, it needs punished and abused severely. What can I do to it? Better yet, what would you do to it to make it pay? Either way, I would consider all suggestions. I thought about taking a knife to it (mostly kidding) but then figured that would be too extreme.

Thanks,

~LittleJoey