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I just received some spam mail that started out with...
"A big penis has a lot of benefits and no downside that I can think of"
And honestly, after I deleted it I went back to find it just to see if they had listed any of the downsides. Of course, none were listed.
I know size has been discussed before... but this got me to thinking. What would some of the benefits be? What would some of the downside be?
(Yes, I know... I need a life... lol!)
Any thoughts?
Since I also need a life, I will try to answer your questions. A big penis is long and has a wide girth. This easily stimulates the genital tissues around a woman’s vagina no matter how wet she is, so orgasm and sexual satisfaction is induced. Also, a big fat glans can easily stimulate the G-spot which we all know produces bigger and better orgasms. I personally love the feeling of being stretched vaginally and anally. However, there are some definite problems with big penises. Deep throating can prove to be difficult if not impossible. During intercourse, if there isn't enough lubrication, it can be very uncomfortable. If he isn't careful, he can tear the thin vaginal or anal mucosa. Also, if I'm not properly aroused, it can be quite painful to be entered deeply as it feels like my internal organs are being displaced, which they very well might be. A hint to all the well-endowed men out there: The average vagina is only 5-6 inches deep, so make sure your partner is sufficiently aroused before you bang the everloving hell out of her cervix. TY!
lol annie. I am glad my spamfilter takes care of those emails.
What I didnt know was that the averabe vagina was only 5-6 inches deep though. That means I am longer than that but I cant say that I ever had any complaints about banging my girls cervix in any case.
See what you miss Logic when you have a good spam filter???? :D
Well I have been one to complain... and it hurts like hell and normally is sore for several days (at least from my experience). Although I know a portion of mine is due to children and a funky c-section! lol
So yeah.. good advice Red to all of the "well endowed members" (pun intended)...
Some may say it's the size of the ship not the motion of the ocean but if the ship breaks the canal that is no fun!
*wonders off thinking that sounded WAY better in my head then it did on the screen....*
well.. while big dicks are interesting and i like to watch vids of girls being split open with big ones..
I prefer more normal sizes.. my guy is 5 or 6 inches which is perfect for me ( i dunno girth but a good width) and sometimes i swear he is in my belly...
some night it huts very badly for him to enter me.. stretches a lot.. I am pretty tiny though in that area....
so uhm... too big.. NOT GOOD for me.
Red...I love how you always seem to perfectly word things to get the point across.Quote:
A hint to all the well-endowed men out there: The average vagina is only 5-6 inches deep, so make sure your partner is sufficiently aroused before you bang the everloving hell out of her cervix. TY!
I cannot think of any drawbacks I have experienced, other than never being deep throated. But the advantages I have more than make up for that.
I actually learned this rather early in my travels through the sexual landscape. Just fyi, the average penis is actually smaller than the average vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming-Redhead
This is from a survey by LifeStyles condoms. www.mraverage.com/results.htm I figure that if anyone knows the truth, it is them.Quote:
The average erect penis length was 5.877 inches (14.928 cm). Standard deviation was 0.825 inches (2.096 cm) with 54 percent of the effective sample measuring between 5.5 inches (14 cm) and 6.3 inches (16 cm).
btw, the average mouth is only 2 inches, which is why smart practitioners of the blowjob learn to use their hands.
Well, you are one of the rare exceptions. *smiles* I suppose "rather early" is in the...um....vagina of the beholder? *ggls* That sounded better in my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhabbi
Just FYI, I know the average penis size. *grins* I've just been "lucky" that the majority of my partners were above average in size, though I can't say the same about their skill. It's a cryin shame to have such a big, lovely tool and not know how to use it properly. *smirks* I'll be nice and admit that I actually did have an average guy who knew what the hell he was doing and more than made up for any perceived lack in size with his oral skills. However, the best EVER is VoodooMan who also just happens to be the most well-endowed...um....he's gonna kill me....*blushes*
I know how to use my hands! VoodooMan just won't let me most of the time. *pout*
No pouting Red.
That was downright poetic of you. And very true.Quote:
A hint to all the well-endowed men out there: The average vagina is only 5-6 inches deep, so make sure your partner is sufficiently aroused before you bang the everloving hell out of her cervix. TY!
The average size can be more than made up for in skill level. However, even the average size can hurt pretty badly with an IUD. I can't imagine how much more so with the well-endowed.
Be gentle Rhabbi, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
Sorry..delelted by error...will fix shortly.AlexQuote:
Originally Posted by Flaming-Redhead
Gotta love the way you requested that, FR! *gg*Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming-Redhead
Not to worry, my flesh will make up for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishka
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Originally Posted by Mishka
IUD.. thats the birth control implant, yes?
If so I have thought about getting one b/c I hate taking the pill.. It makes me feel yucko.
Do you have one? What do you think about it? is sex painful with one?
~laughs and laughs~ Sounded just great right here! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Flaming-Redhead
~nods in complete agreement~Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming-Redhead
And their throats. Although a too-big cock makes that impossible. Such a waste. A close to too-big cock just makes the task hard- in more ways than one. But when it's just right ~sighs lustfully~ it's jussssssssssst right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhabbi
I just had an image of Goldilocks doing something very, very naughty. :hubba: