A poetic plea for entry to lvl 1

I have too many words. They tend to swirl around me like pedantic pedestrians. Sometimes they escape and I try desperately to cram them in again, to stuff them back into my mouth but they always seem to just tumble out regardless of what I intend. Peppered prose, hyperbolic hemorrhaging and lurid ideas tend to soak my brain continuously.

Aside from my maudlin tendency towards alliteration, I'd like to try to work out some of the kinks- I have some sentence structure issues and I also have no idea how to use semi colons. May I please join?

Hello torrid girl,

as far as I know, there is no active moderator/instructor for Level One. However, I managed to get up to Level Four, so I reckon I'm qualified to guide you through the first one. I'll send a PM to Torq, who can grant you access. Once you are in, we can start to give your kinks a work-out (no pun intended).

Semi colons are easy. Just sprinkle them around like this ;; when you want people ; to know you are winking ;

Sorry, I'm not not trying to make fun; I'm just feeling silly this morning.

yay! Thank you Venom, I'm all excited now :)

And thanks Ksst... I use them that way toooo!