i think, therefore you are

A few words about myself, first the vanilla: I am a very successful profession. Have a lot of artistic interests. Am in very good shape. And to most of the world, I am fun-loving and sharp-witted and thoughtful and sensitive. While I am all of these, I do have another side. I am a confident master that knows what he wants and expects his submissive to please in all ways, to undress and wait on him and serve him, to accept being humiliated and punished, to strive to do better. I want to stimulate you in every way and i want you to feel privileged to submit.

what I am looking for: let's start with online, have some fun, see where it goes. not to be superficial but...in addition to sweet and obedient and bright and witty, i do prefer slim and perhaps still in the bloom of youth (20ish to early 30s?).

your first test:

Q: what is the fastest animal in the world?

A: scientists have shown that the fastest animal in the world, approaching speeds of nearly 100 miles per hour, is a cow dropped from a helicopter.

Did you smile? Do you fit what I am looking for? Then you owe me a reply.