Am I kinky?

Dear all

Before the frivolity, I don’t actually want an answer to this question (or care) as I am aware that it's totally dependant on one's viewpoint: a totally "straight" "muggle" may regard even a playful painless swat on another's (or one's own!) backside as being kinky, whereas the totally open-minded may only regard "extremes" such as scat-play, and malicious sadism as kinky, for example (with apologies to the supporters of such activities who don’t think they are at all kinky). Amusing responses as ever would be welcome!

After a few nights of limited sleep; with the brain refusing to switch off, providing erotic and emotive images instead; in a state of reduced Triptophan (apparently!) I am having a conversation with myself:
Q "Are you kinky?"
A "Of course not, I am perfectly normal."
Q "What about your collection of over 500 favourite sex stories. Are any about straight sex?"
A "No. I find such stories boring."
Q "You must be kinky then!"
A "No! They are pure fantasy."
Q "Hmm … those handcuffs you once had weren't fantasy, nor were the obscenely large number of velcro strips."
A "They were only toys."
Q "Even so you managed to overtighten the handcuffs and couldn’t get them off because of the velcro strips 'accidentally' wrapped around your other wrist and ankles. You were very lucky that the bed leg unscrewed. And there were other times you risked similar disasters. Admit that was kinky."
A "Most people have played or will play some form of sex game – that's normal."
Q "Hmmm … And persuading your lady love to wear just a raincoat and shoes to the pub was also normal was it? If I remember you were also trying to persuade her to have her hands velcroed behind her back – fortunately she had more sense than you."
A "That was just fulfilling another fantasy."
Q "Oh! As long as it's a fantasy it's not kinky then? What about discovering that you can thoroughly enjoy other aspects of BSDM? Is that perfectly normal?"

Reaches for the dictionary to look up "kinky" …

Looking forward to any entertaining responses please :)

VV

Just saying Harry Potter reference (muggle) <3! In my opinion kinky is just another label to slap on people. If you think you're kinky, then sure you are. If you don't think you, then what's it matter if other people do? lol

My Master persuaded me to do the raincoat/naked thing years ago and he swears he is not the least bit kinky. So, yes, you are totally normal.

LoL

I, on the other hand, am totally kinky and loving it.

A young lady is out drinking, and meets a man. They hit it off and it becomes clear that they're into one another. As the night progresses and they have some drinks she opens up a little. In a confidential whisper tells him that she is into kinky sex. He responds that he is into kinky sex as well, and she invites him back to her apartment.

When they get there they kiss, and then she leaves him on the couch patting her dog while she goes into the other room to get dressed. She takes 15 minutes to put on all her vinyl and leather, putting on her best corset and tallest boots. Finally, a little bit nervous, she comes out of the bedroom to show herself off. Much to her chagrin her new friend is putting on his coat and heading for the door.

"Hey!" she cries out. "Where are you going? I thought we were going to have kinky sex!"

"Well," he replies on his way out, "I fucked your poodle and took a shit in your handbag, so I'm pretty much good. Let's do it again sometime!"

if You had that conversation with me....i would go something like this:

Q "Are you kinky?"
A oh gosh, not sure at all!!...i always worry about being enough...kinky enough? not sure im even sexy enough...but i try...and hun ''normal pepole'' fuc-bleep worry me!
Q "What about your collection of over 500 favourite sex stories. Are any about straight sex?"
A "mm i have over 15000 erotic images on my pc..and im a girl! and i find them exciting not boring...wish it was me or im the one taking them...
Q "You must be kinky then!"
A "No! giggles actually i think im a little sad!!- even more so for admitting this so publicly!
Q "Hmm … those handcuffs you once had weren't fantasy, nor were the obscenely large number of velcro strips."
A oh!!! perks up..i LOVE TOYS....settles down again...but most of mine goes bzzzzz....it kinda the same thing right?
Q "Even so you managed to overtighten the handcuffs and couldn’t get them off because of the velcro strips 'accidentally' wrapped around your other wrist and ankles. You were very lucky that the bed leg unscrewed. And there were other times you risked similar disasters. Admit that was kinky."
A erm...so You the dominate tied Your self up? pause....falls on the floor laughing...get up settles and keeps a straight face...and You worried about kinky or being normal! Dude You got this in the bag!! blows a kiss*
Q "Hmmm … And persuading your lady love to wear just a raincoat and shoes to the pub was also normal was it? If I remember you were also trying to persuade her to have her hands velcroed behind her back – fortunately she had more sense than you."
A "someone once tried to persuade me to cum with out panties on too...luckily i have more sense too...ill still be masturbating!
Q "Oh! As long as it's a fantasy it's not kinky then? What about discovering that you can thoroughly enjoy other aspects of BSDM? Is that perfectly normal?"
A: like it said....normal pepole (bleeping) worry me!!! life is all about hitting that perfect o....with panties on....and BDSM~submission~surrendering~ ROCKS my BOAT!

yes ok, So You said you didnt really want it answer or care...but you posted it...so now YOu have to read it!! snaps my panties and wiggle off with cheeky hips swinging

I just have one question--do you still have the raincoat (and the pub?) Drinks, anyone?

Excellent. Many thanks indeed for your responses.

I fervently wish I still had that raincoat - and the Lady in it - even after nearly 30 years I still curse myself for not marrying her. I have fallen head-over-heels with someone who looks remarkably similar - so life is sweet :)

Keep 'em coming pretty please :))

Oh, well. It would be a long trip across the pond for me anyway. Oh, yeah, and I am massively in love with my "him." Still, a sweet fantasy-maybe he will play it out with me . . .