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<-------snickering evilly.....scampering off to plot wicked anti-Dom things wiff LTP and orchidsoul..........stops off to grab Nikita's and pita's hands and drag them along with me to da meetingQuote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
C'mon Nikita and Pita!....you have to help us in this :)
Ok girls, now where do you suppose they hide their Dom Guidebooks and how do we get it out of them?........cause Hunter's not ticklish either :(.....we need a grand plan!
~~nibbles~~
Where mine keeps his handbooks, (if he reads directions at all :rolleyes: ) in logical order, (again, logic, another surprise. :rolleyes: )Quote:
Originally Posted by erotic_nibbles
1. In the bathroom with all his other guidebooks
2. Near his toolbox in the garage, along with his other manuals
3. In his golf bag, so he can share with his golf buddies
4. On his office bookshelf for easy reference
One thing is certain, most men don't read directions! :D
Nikita's two cents...
P.S. Once all you gals post your guidebook locations, can we formulate that plan? I'm obsessive ya know. (By the way, is turning the tables an option?) :dunno:
(In the background you can hear: 'Ouch, ouch!! No, I didn't take your book out of the bathroom! Did you check...Stop that! Put that wooden spoon down! You've broken three on me already!!) Fades to black.
You ladies are welcome to Dom Guidebooks - because, you see, they are written in secret language!
A CODE! a DomCode!
You can try to break it - but some other things can be broken in the process!
AND for each sub we have - different Guide Book, it writes itself! :rolleyes:
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by nikita
"When everything else fails, read the instructions!" ~ Murphy's Law (derivation)
:seehear:
We're not the only ones NOT reading instructions (when we can dig our noses out of Guidebooks)
Turning tables? ROTATING tables? Spinning wheels?
But ladies please don't let this deter you - have fun!
Pej
Apparently I'm too new to understand a word that gets said around here... can someone explain?
see, it's not enough to get the guidebook..you must also have the secret decoder ring! *begins the search anew* :p
Sorry Dara...but you are one of them. What's the matter, didn't you get your DOM guidebook at the meeting? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dara
Seriously Dara, not to keep you in the dark, the point is WE are also in the dark about, well, anything in that blasted DOM book. :dunno: So, we're having a meeting about it. You can join in...
Nikita luv...you have the most wonderful ideas....look in all the logical places!! *Slaps forehead* Now why didn't I think of that??
So nibbles, orchid, and pita...we also have to start looking whenever the oppurtunity arises (yeah...pun intended :D ), to hunt for these guidebooks in all the logical places our Doms may hide theirs!
Next time I get to spend some time with Max...I will definitely have the radar on! Of course that does depend on several factors....I'm gonna have to be very sneaky! :p I'm also gonna have to try and be aware of my freakin' surroundings...which I must say is rather difficult when he is dominating me....hey....maybe that's in the guidebook!! To keep your sub totally horny so she can't think of anything else!! What do ya'll think?? :dunno:
Some things are in the book, some things are just common sense ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by learningtopleez
Ed:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivale Ed
Some of the club members have one thing in common...Lack of Common Sense, something most wives/subs know...about their, (ahem) Master. You know, the ones who NEVER ask for directions when lost trying to get somewhere.
"Honey, why don't you ask that person over there?" :rolleyes:
"Did I tell you too speak?" in his most DOM voice, you know, according to the guide.
"It's around here anyway..." he mutters under his breath, as he swerves to avoid hitting a car.
One hour later...
"Honey!!! We're late!"
"You better have that hairbrush handy!" :mad:
Nuff said? Ladies, raise your hands? :D
Pssst: We are talking about metaphorical books, aren't we? :dunno:Quote:
Where mine keeps his handbooks, (if he reads directions at all ) in logical order, (again, logic, another surprise. )
My Master doesn't have any guidebooks. If he did he never used them. He just goes along and hopes he gets it right. (same with everything else). :rolleyes:
Since this is my thread...in that I started it and the one it came from....I will say that the point here is to have fun.....this is a "fantasy" thread I started so we can joke and laugh and play with words and enjoy our day....a place to come in and get a laugh from a funny comment and take it further down the line...but all in funQuote:
Originally Posted by Dara
I don't know about the rest of you but I get enough "shit" in life....I don't need it on a chat board....so I like to try to bring smiles and laughs to others and, hopefully, they will share that laughter with me and together we can all lighten up each other's days :)
~~nibbles~~
Hmmmmmm.......now we hafta look for a decoder ring too!........Eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!
Oh man that like doubles the hiding places because it's bound to be small and easy to hide
<--------thinking hard now
Oh thinking about "hard" gives me a great idea........I've decided on where I'm going to start searching first.........up and down every hard muscled inch of Hunter's bod :D
<-------snickers evilly and scampers off to plot and plan
~~nibbles~~
I've never actually been lost, it's just that sometimes I like to take the scenic route and not tell anybody. And we're not late, we're right on schedule. MY schedule, got it? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nikita
CE.
The previous post is a demonstration of techniques discussed in Chapter Three of the handbook entitled, You're Right, She's Wrong - the fine art of creative explanation.
Ha! Chapter Three has been discovered!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivale Ed
We know one thing that's included in it, theres chapters apparently :rolleyes: hmmmm.......
-is thinking very hard-
If their chapters this book could be hhhhhuuuuggggeeee :eek:
-evil grin- and the Dom's keeps on letting things out... we know its is a code, we know it has chapters, we know one of the chapters :rolleyes:
-wonders off to look for the decoder ring- it'll be around here somewhere.....
Chapter 6, "When they sleep deeply" has also been discovered! Per slavecat's experience, apparently, when we sleep deeply, they make us ask and do things we don't want ;) (wierd ways to wake up thread)
Erotic- When you think hard, you think well!
Regarding the decoder ring... well of course it's on their cock! Oops- that's my other side coming out :)
OMG!........roflmfao.......that comment about killed me!Quote:
Originally Posted by orchidsoul
~~nibbles~~
Their COCK'S! :eek: Now why didn't I think of that? Have to go look!!! Did anyone else check their DOM? Be back after I look!!Quote:
Originally Posted by orchidsoul
(leaves with an evil grin.)
I have to admit, while my dear Hubby/Master/Dom, is quite open :) about everything, I always thought he was holding something back :rolleyes: .......... mmmmmmm..... how did he reel me in so "masterfully' and ensnare me into his web of lust and love.
He has that damn book and decoder ring around here somewhere :question: , and I'm going to find it.
He laughed at me and told me its right by the husband handbook :eek: .....OH GOD... I now have two books and a decoder ring to look for. My day of rest and leasure is now doomed.
Master laughed evilly and said "obviously they are leather bound books" in that deep dark :-[ Master voice. Then proceeded to camly go back to hubby mode, and his Sunday afternoon routine. Damn his hide :mad: .... grumble ...grumble ....sigh.
I checked the toybox, nothing among the whips and chains...I will keep looking girls, and hope more hints come in. :dunno:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam'sJasmine
OOOOOH That was incredible - I'm still rolling on the floor. :D
Give my warmest regards to your Master. :)
hi hi hi
***
Ladies - you did not consider just asking - like Sam'sJasmine?
Ch 11 "Have Her Ask for It" :D
Pej
have fun!
Pejanon, You are welcome and thanks for the Chapter 11 title. We are slowly getting a grip on this problem. And I know you Dom's are just dropping crumbs to keep us busy.
Master sends regards back. He does enjoy teasing me; I do grumble and sputter quite loudly.
Now girls, I have gone throughout our quite extensive library, wipes sweat from brow, all leather books checked......nothing.
So do you think maybe the title has the word leather in it? Maybe a leather working manual.....mmmmmm......
Still working hard on this, may need some more Halloween candy to keep my focus. Oh hell any excuse for candy :-[ .
Ladies:
Aren't there any male subs who might have a leg up on this issue? :D Did ya catch that?
Those guys might have an inside track since they are the same sex...same as dommes...Dara...this is where you can jump in...where do you keep your decoder ring? Hmmm? :dunno:
Nik
PS...some might not have a real book, but keep notes tucked with their papers...what cha think?
Bring it on sweetheart. I have a few inches you can search. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by erotic_nibbles
Sorry to take so long on getting back about the decoder ring. Got a little side tracked while looking there. :D Guys, IT'S NOT THERE! Any other suggestions? There are a dozen places this could be.Quote:
Originally Posted by nikita
Now, we are looking for the guides, decoder ring, AND now notes that could be tucked in with their papers. This definitely broadens the search a great deal. I will start with the breif case. Any other suggestions?
Now......how to get the code to unlock the breif case. Gonna have to put on my best slave side to get that. Wonder if it will work.
watch out nibbles. don't let him distract you from the mission! dom's do tend to do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunter
Here's another approach...not really turning the tables (or is it)...LTP mentioned how hard it was to focus when under...Quote:
Originally Posted by submissivewife
:dunno: Just thinking out loud, (dangerous for me...thinking, that is.) Is there anyway to keep them so totally besotted, distracted, and deliriously happy :D that the information can be extracted from their weakend state? Is that even possible...Hey, it would be fun to try anyway...wouldn't it? What's the worst that can happen? (Searching for the hairbrush...) :eek:Quote:
I'm also gonna have to try and be aware of my freakin' surroundings...which I must say is rather difficult when he is dominating me....hey....maybe that's in the guidebook!! To keep your sub totally horny so she can't think of anything else!! What do ya'll think??
Yes there is! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by nikita
Don't think about the worst - it will find YOU ...
have fun
Pej
I suppose it's much too late to bring up the possibility of a figurative metaphor. :p
That would be too much like following the suggestions in chapter two paragraph 5
Chapter 2, Loyalty and Obedience a practical approach.
You know the paragraph right after the one that starts " There are 178 known uses for the female tongue…" :D
chapter 2 paragraph 5 and I quote
"….. as a last resort confuse them with fresh facts."
Mad Lews
OMG if you call that a "few inches" then I would hate to see what you considered several! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunter
Uhoh....did I just say that outloud? :D
~~nibbles~~
Oh we sooooo need to find a way to get a copy of that book and a decoder ring!.....but we also soooooooo need to find a way to get Mad!......tickling is out since he's not ticklish.....maybe we need to strip him naked then smother him in whipped cream and make him suffer while we DON'T lick it off?...muuuwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
~~nibbles~~