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Just about to make a sandwich and found green fluffy bits on the bread.
This popped into my head:
Hey! She said Come and look! The bread's developed manners.
I wondered if her screws were loose and I should fetch my spanners.
The bread I saw was fluffy green and fit just for the vultures.
I understood then what she meant my sandwich is well-culltured.
Boo and hiss and groan,
Your punning's fit not for beast,
Nor man, 'cluding me.
heh heh. Go take a haik-u!
Just for that Oz:
Blackadder had his Baldrick. Baldrick had a cunning plan.
My wife has me and I'm a Sloth and we're a punning clan.
She has another problem I hesitate to mention
Every time I pluck her lute she gets pre-minstrel tension.
Don't I just kill yer?