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Ermintrude's song.

Ermintrude was a subbie; a subbie of renown.
And all the domly Domly ones would lay poor Ermintrude down.

Sing hey! For the life of a subbie,
Sing Hey! For the life of a sub!
Sing hey! For the life of a subbie
Come give my toes a rub!

Ermintrue liked subbing, she liked subbing every day,
So she'd go to the station; to get her subbie way

Sing hey.....
Come give my thighs a rub.




Feel free to write more verses!
Ed.

She teased the ticket sellers, and the buskers by the score,
Till they would tie her down and spank her by the station door.

Sing hey…
Come give my ass a rub