Scandal Rocks Contest Judging
National Enquirer reporters have uncovered a series of scandalous behavior among the judges at the first Story Contest.
Rumors have been circulating for some time that the four international judges have been involved in unseemly and unsavory behavior. The National Enquirer has learned that these rumors are indeed true. Or may be true. Or may be fictitious, it’s hard to say.
Reverie35 , in filing his story to the NE, reports that the Croatian judge, a ravishing redhead, has attempted to lure the Canadian judge into her lair by offering him an extended sampling of Croatian delights at an undisclosed island paradise just off the coast of Croatia. The foxy Canadian judge denied the rumor whilst packing a suitcase with various Northbound Leather items, jars of maple syrup, Tim Horton’s coffee and a hockey stick.
Reverie has also learned that the Italian judge has been spotted trying to weave spaghetti into a Renaissance style flogger-like device that he says is to encourage the American judge to “see things his way”. Noted for his stories involving China, the Italian judge was seen unloading boxes of catnip and chopsticks from the trunk of his Fiat. When asked about this rumor, the American judge merely purred and winked before arching her back gracefully and padding off. Strains of “La Traviata” could be heard as she departed.
Our reporter has not been able to confirm rumors that a Russian judge bowed out of the contest earlier, citing something about a Bolshoi ballerina, Anna Kournikova and hitting balls with a tennis racket.
When approached for comments, here’s what various members of www.bdsmlibrary had to say:
Mobius: “A story contest? Will there be picture books too?”
Faibhar: “I have no comment, it’s not my cross to bear.”
Lady B: “Send the lot to me, I’ll whip them all into shape.”
e e norcod: “There is a scientific explanation for their behaviour, but it escapes me right now. But it won’t escape me for long, and when I capture it ,,, heh heh, “
BDSM Tourguide: “Keep it up and I’ll ban you all from the channel. Or worse still, make you come here to Alberta and cheer for the Oilers.”
Bruce Boxer: “My stories are bigger than theirs.”
Woodsman'sgame was tied up in the back woods and unavailable for comment.
Gary Wilcox: “Oops! I deleted my comment. Sorry.”
Re: Scandal Rocks Contest Judging
Indeed witty but I gots to ask--do I really come across like that? I'm kinda embarrassed--had no idea--my apologies kids and thanks Fox for giving me a dose of reality.
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Originally posted by Fox
National Enquirer reporters have uncovered a series of scandalous behavior among the judges at the first Story Contest.
When approached for comments, here’s what various members of www.bdsmlibrary had to say:
Mobius: “A story contest? Will there be picture books too?”
Faibhar: “I have no comment, it’s not my cross to bear.”
Lady B: “Send the lot to me, I’ll whip them all into shape.”
e e norcod: “There is a scientific explanation for their behaviour, but it escapes me right now. But it won’t escape me for long, and when I capture it ,,, heh heh, “
BDSM Tourguide: “Keep it up and I’ll ban you all from the channel. Or worse still, make you come here to Alberta and cheer for the Oilers.”
Bruce Boxer: “My stories are bigger than theirs.”
Woodsman'sgame was tied up in the back woods and unavailable for comment.
Gary Wilcox: “Oops! I deleted my comment. Sorry.”
Re: Re: Scandal Rocks Contest Judging
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Originally posted by BruceBoxer
Indeed witty but I gots to ask--do I really come across like that? I'm kinda embarrassed--had no idea--my apologies kids and thanks Fox for giving me a dose of reality.
Somehow, I don't think that's what Fox meant at all.
Think about what state you live in and how everything's supposed to be bigger there.
Leave it to an Ex-Texan to have to translate for the poor southern boy. LOL
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Originally posted by BruceBoxer
...do I really come across like that? I'm kinda embarrassed...
Mr. Boxer Sir!
c’mon, give it a break! We all love you – and anyway – if you got it! Show it off baby!
:D :D :D :D :D :p
