You ever get one of these?
(phone conversation)
"So what's my punishment going to be?"
"I sent you an email with your instructions."
"But I won't be near a computer for hours!"
"Well then, you'll just have to wonder. :D"
aaaaaah! He has this very evil instinct for going for weak spots... in this case, my patience. :o
The only thing worse would be if I actually *had* the instructions with me, but wasn't allowed to open the envelope until a certain time.
... I really should stop giving ideas to the other side, shouldn't I?