April Poetry Contest - Limericks

Ok, its time for something a bit more lighthearted. Gives us your best original limerick, be it bawdy or tame.

Post your entries here for everyone to enjoy.

TDS

There once was a wee spot of light,
Who pretended it was free from fright.
But when push came to shove,
It needed some love,
So it joined with the rest of the night.

Likely: That is really good. I like that one a lot. I like the personification of the little spot of light- I could really relate to it/ her. :)

I once met a man from Tangiers
Who left all the young ladies in tears
But it's not what you think
Don't call the shrink
He just loved to spank their cute rears

I am a man from Tangiers
I like to grab wimmen by their ears
I guide their mouths
a way down south
and it muffles their screams and their tears!

thanks thisgirl. i am all about personification of cosmic entities and the like

There was a young chap in banking
Who had a fascination for spanking
Maidens he loved whipped
Their ass he would clip
They say it's a substitute for wanking

There was a young couple from Spain
Whose sex life involved causing pain
Sweet Jill was a Mistress
Who liked to cause distress
And Jack would cry 'Do it again!'

i like it moptop

:D thanks!

Hmmm... I seem to recall our Beloved Moderator stating, at the very beginning of this contest, that bribes would be acceptable....

The Hallelujah Limerick

there once was a Dom called DeSade
who did wield His whip and... ummmm.... *rod*
with such brutal finesse
that the subs would profess
to adore Him, their merciless God.

~~elyse~~

There once was a mistress in leather,
Flogging subs was her pleasure.
Their butts she would whip
And their nips she would clip,
To enjoy their pain at her leisure.

Please do read through the wonderful entries for the April Poetry Contest - Limericks and place your vote here. I have linked everyones entry to thier name so you can find them faster. Good Luck all!


Elylse I am so sorry I missed your entry, I have reset the post and the poll, my bad. If you have already voted please do it again.

Dragon's muse
LikelySuspect
baby girl(W)
Woogsbie(bg)
Darkmagi
moptop
Elyse
Widget

The May contest is now open as well the topic is May – Time to get back to basic topics. Topic - Gags (being gagged, gagging a submissive, etc) Please post all entries here, http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/sh...075#post287075

Have fun and I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with.

Dragon gets my vote
Lancer.

Lancer, did you choose Dragon on the poll above? if you didn't check off her name the vote will not count...