The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

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03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

*struggles uselessly*

i do? Says who? :eek:
03-05-2008
Lion

*Gives a hot watergun to Louise*

Come on...give it a squirt. Let's see if you can stimulate her enough to make her cum...ofcourse, I'm betting no, and she's just going to be aroused a lot.
03-05-2008
DowntownAmber

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

*closes my eyes*

Let me go!!!

*sees the hot water gun, and whimpers*
03-05-2008
Lion

Wonder how long we can tease violet without allowing her to cum
03-05-2008
Lion

Quote:

Originally Posted by DowntownAmber

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)

Yeah...I have a habit of doing that...with a little help
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Wonder how long we can tease violet without allowing her to cum

Um...Forever? :rolleyes:

No wait!! Wrong answer!!! Ack!! :eek:
03-05-2008
Lion

Quote:

Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Um...Forever? :rolleyes:

No wait!! Wrong answer!!! Ack!! :eek:

Oh really...well, that's good, I have an inspiration for the next fundraising event
03-05-2008
gagged_Louise

*looks at sis hanging upside down and with her hands bound behind, her crotch gleaming openly*

*holds my arm with slight tension, aiming at her pimpled slit and pulling the trigger*

*watches the hot jet going straight in between her pussy rims, sinking inside*
*sees her start spasming*
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

i cry out as the hot water fills me...

STOP!!!!
03-05-2008
gagged_Louise

waves another 5$ bill*
Can I have a cold gun too, please, Lion? And I 'd like her gagged.
03-05-2008
Lion

Sure thing

*Shoves a gag in violet's mouth*
*Hands over a cold water gun to violet after checking that water cold enough*
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

* screams into the gag*

Mmmmmmmmmmmph!!!!!
03-05-2008
cadence

Quote:

Originally Posted by DowntownAmber

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)

It certainly did, for a thread that needed to die, it sure has picked up some speed on it's own.
We'll have to wait now until things die down to revive it yet again.
03-05-2008
gagged_Louise

*Holding the water gun four inches from sis' left nipple, I look down, hearing her growl*.
*Pulls the trigger sharp and the thick jet of frigid water runs out and hits her; I rapidly move the gun to cover her right breast as well*
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

my eyes glaze over as tears coat my cheeks
03-05-2008
gagged_Louise

*looks on as Violet is squirming, then hands Lion the gun*
-A pleasure, my friend. ;)
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadence

It certainly did, for a thread that needed to die, it sure has picked up some speed on it's own.
We'll have to wait now until things die down to revive it yet again.

But doesn't it smell great now?
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

But doesn't it smell great now?

Yes...all it needed was a good hosing down...:hubba: :D :rolleyes:
03-06-2008
gagged_Louise

(Knee) hose pulled down indeed...
*unties the ropes stringing up sis and brings her down*
-That'll teach you something about playing with cats, sis! *weg*
03-06-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Yes...all it needed was a good hosing down...:hubba: :D :rolleyes:

Plus a lovely lady like you to make the place hop. You Jersey girls are the best.
03-06-2008
crazy_grrluk

hmm smells like roses now LOL
03-06-2008
violet girl{MM}

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Plus a lovely lady like you to make the place hop. You Jersey girls are the best.

WB...SUCH a charmer!

*kisses WB all over*
03-06-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

WB...SUCH a charmer!

*kisses WB all over*

Keep them coming. They are nice.
03-06-2008
cadence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

But doesn't it smell great now?

:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Why I have no idea what you are talking about a stinky thread.

Fancy meeting you here Warbaby!!
03-06-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadence

:)

Fancy meeting you here Warbaby!!

Yeah imagine that. LOL
03-06-2008
StillBehindBlueEyes

So since this is a smell thread, has anyone else noticed that WarBaby smells like beer?
03-06-2008
DowntownAmber

The beer smell is fine, it's the stale beer smell that's a little rank...
03-07-2008
crazy_grrluk

Quote:

Originally Posted by DowntownAmber

The beer smell is fine, it's the stale beer smell that's a little rank...

lol I used to work in a pub and the smell of the celler of stale beer and larger could get over powering... but not half as much as the stale ciggie smoke smell
03-07-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy_grrluk

lol I used to work in a pub and the smell of the celler of stale beer and larger could get over powering... but not half as much as the stale ciggie smoke smell

Imagine crawling on those floors being too drunk to walk. Not saying I have ever done that but I have seen it happen. LOL
03-07-2008
gemmy

lol Warbaby - no worse i suppose than passing out beside your toilet from drinking too much (as you say.....not that i've done that...lol) and that's a smell no one wants to wake up to *giggles*
03-07-2008
H Dean

You can drink too much?
03-07-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastersgem

lol Warbaby - no worse i suppose than passing out beside your toilet from drinking too much (as you say.....not that i've done that...lol) and that's a smell no one wants to wake up to *giggles*

You're right. And Dean, so are you though at times I have thought so. LOL
03-07-2008
rora

Well I just read the whole thread for the first time. *laughing* I am off to the shower....*still giggling*
03-07-2008
Warbaby1943

Good ain't it? LOL
03-23-2008
Widget

this thread just reminded me of the holy grail of a teen aged bachelor pad icon in the 80's...the scratch and sniff center fold offered by Hustler...truly tasteless. The guys loved tormenting any girls they had over with smelling it and all of us grossed right out. They had to hang it in the living room of course.

I do admit a horrid curiosity about what it really smelled like but of course you could not ask and god forbid you got caught sniffing the poster. i had to wait ten years to be told it smelled of cherries,,,hahahahahhaha
03-23-2008
Phantome

Shouldn't the thread title now read "too damn funny," not "to damn funny?" Not to be a grammatical stickler or anything......
-Phan, tongue-in-cheek ;)
03-25-2008
Widget

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantome

Shouldn't the thread title now read "too damn funny," not "to damn funny?" Not to be a grammatical stickler or anything......
-Phan, tongue-in-cheek ;)

lol...if the shoe sticks.....hahhahha
03-25-2008
boundbyu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrlover

Sounds like you are trying to justify being smelly :D

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

for one thing she is right about ladies haveing cycles but we just need to stay on top of it.
08-25-2008
hotbod

I have to agree. A woman with a stinking pussy is an extreme turnoff and totally unacceptable

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