The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

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03-05-2008
Lion

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

:eek:

THAT isn't what i meant and You know it!!! :dont:

Causing trouble already i see....:rolleyes:

Sure...offering clothespins to doms and switches, and then acting all surprised. You know you love it
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

LMAO you have still lost me. Was my tongue in the wrong place or what? What is "Na na" face...?

Ok...i quoted Your comment with the face that has its tongue sticking out...

When i hit quote, Your comment pops up enclosed by brackets...the facial icon is listed as being a "tounge" icon....The icon people can't spell was my point.

Now that my joke smells as bad as this thread...*LOL* i'm done explaining.
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Sure...offering clothespins to doms and switches, and then acting all surprised. You know you love it

Do i? :rolleyes:
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Ok...i quoted Your comment with the face that has its tongue sticking out...

When i hit quote, Your comment pops up enclosed by brackets...the facial icon is listed as being a "tounge" icon....The icon people can't spell was my point.

Now that my joke smells as bad as this thread...*LOL* i'm done explaining.

OK at least it was not my mistake. I know I'm not always right but I'm never wrong. No more explaining just some flashing would be nice.
03-05-2008
Lion

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Do i? :rolleyes:

*Attaches clothespins on violet's nipples, ties her hands behind her back so that she can't take them off*

Well, now you can tell me, do you?
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

...some flashing would be nice.

i agree :camera2:

Oh!! You mean THIS kind of flashing...:rolleyes:

***FLASH!!! (@)(@)*** :cool:
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Lion

*Attaches clothespins on violet's nipples, ties her hands behind her back so that she can't take them off*

Well, now you can tell me, do you?

Evil!! :evil:

Don't You have anything better to do? :rolleyes:
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

:icon176: Yes, Yes, Yes BTW they smell GREAT.
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

:icon176: Yes, Yes, Yes BTW they smell GREAT.

i should hope so! :)
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

i should hope so! :)

No fear, they do. LOL
03-05-2008
Lion

Quote:

Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Evil!! :evil:

Don't You have anything better to do? :rolleyes:

Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropist
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropist

*LOL* Yes...they will erect a monument in Your honor! :rolleyes:

Now what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day? What if i have errands to run also? :rolleyes:

*sighs* Just like a Lion...selfish. ;)
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropist

Here's a hundred dollars. Let's see what she will do.
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Here's a hundred dollars. Let's see what she will do.

Hey!!! You're supposed to be my friend, WB!!! :eek:
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

Hey!!! You're supposed to be my friend, WB!!! :eek:

I am that is why I bought all the time and set you free while he wasn't looking. Now how about a big flash again.
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

I am that is why I bought all the time and set you free while he wasn't looking. Now how about a big flash again.

Oh!! Thank You! *throws my arms around WB and kisses His cheek*

Here You go!

***FLASH!!! (@)(@)*** :cool:
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

hey that kiss was very nice. You Jersey girls are the best
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

hey that kiss was very nice. You Jersey girls are the best

...and You Ohio guys aren't so bad either!

*plants another big kiss on WB's cheek* :bigkiss:
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

...and You Ohio guys aren't so bad either!

*plants another big kiss on WB's cheek* :bigkiss:

Missed, I turned my head and the kiss landed on my lips. NOW that WAS nice.
03-05-2008
DowntownAmber

WB's breath
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by DowntownAmber

WB's breath

And??????
03-05-2008
DowntownAmber

Farts?
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Missed, I turned my head and the kiss landed on my lips. NOW that WAS nice.

i agree...that WAS nice! ;)
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

i agree...that WAS nice! ;)

OH yeah.
03-05-2008
DowntownAmber

OK here we go again...someone open a window!
03-05-2008
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by DowntownAmber

OK here we go again...someone open a window!

What did you do nowwwwwwww? never mind I can tell. You, cg, and those damn beans.
03-05-2008
Lion

Wow...a hundred bucks. :)
No slave :(

Meh, I'll just get her again and tie her up. Add some other incentives *weg*
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

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Originally Posted by Lion

Wow...a hundred bucks. :)
No slave :(

What slave...where? *looks over Lion's shoulder* :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Add some other incentives *weg*

Incentives? :rolleyes:
03-05-2008
Lion

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Originally Posted by violet girl{J56}

What slave...where? *looks over Lion's shoulder* :)

Incentives? :rolleyes:

Don't worry, it's for me to know, and you may find out, haven't decided on that yet.

Yes, incentives. Or rather, games. Such as using a sharpie, and making a nice bulls eye on your ass. The contestant gets a whip and has to pay $5 for three tries. If he/she can get a nice red welt right at the bulls eye, they can fuck you silly :D.

Ofcourse, that's just an idea at the top of my head. Will eventually get better ideas with a brainstorming process, and I am always open to ideas.
03-05-2008
violet girl{MM}

Well...let me know how it all turns out!

*turns to run* :eek:

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