awwwwwwww honey! Come on over! I have lots of booze here from all the lushes! we can get drunk AGAIN!!!
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Ladies night is one of the last legal bastions of sexism... but since its against those of us without tits.. its ok? I feel a crusade against the injustices in the world is in order! What a cruel and unkind world we live in that I should pay $30 to get just as trashed as you do for free just because I lack a Y chromosome.. *sighs grinning*
haha.. wow what a time.. and now that I look like a complete pedo.. thanks fyre.. jackass... I'd like to mention here however that by saturday morning.. i simply asked her to get me some more water and she was off running to the sink. *huffs on fingernails and wipes them on shirt* skill. ...that doesnt help my case any I dont think...
Though I was telling tyd on the way home that it gave me a genius idea... Barbie's Starter Domme Kit (new from mattel!) complete with pink barbie flogger, 4 inch plastic heels... and an instructional video titled "Suzie's First Ponyboy"
haha sooo wrong... the little demonic meanace was a hell of a lot of fun even though i've got so many scratches and pinch marks it looks like i was mauled by a rabid panther. That girl is going to make the antichrist her bitch one day.
Anyways, yes.. everyone was lovely... its nice when people are the same offline as they are on. One of the things I best remember that kindof summarized everyone was when Tyd and I were chillin on a bench chatting and getting off on the actually decent cover band while drinking lots, Pet was next to us, leaned back reclining people-watching, seemlingly oblivious (riiight) as just about every drunk frat boy whipped their head around making dirty eyesex with her chest and fyre was off dancing and teasing all the boys (and girls) with her ass grinding.
The end.
-Haelix
ok......i feel the need to insert a lil comment here that i did NOT drink the bar out of booze.....tht was fyre! AND i do have to add that i was a very good girl and did NOT harrass any drunk college boys (i mean, i was only there for twelve hours!!! not enough time!!!) And i also make a damn fine GPS system *grins smugly*.
"fyre was off dancing and teasing all the boys (and girls) with her ass grinding."
Actually I was only teasing Haelix but he was too busy looking at all the college girls!
*sigh*
*notices Warbaby's fingers crossed* what?????????????????? you don't believe me???? *big ole puppy dog innocent eyes* (waits to see if that will EVEN begin to work)
*pouts jealously* hehe
Haelix... I know how you feel. And you know what really annoys me? Women's business dress... they can get away with so much more and *still* be smart while we are stuck in the 1950s with ties and heavy jackets! :)
Sounds like it was a great night. So when is the 'my little ponyboy' kit going to be available in the shops? :)
That sure sounds like you guys had great fun!
I am on the wrong continent again :(
speaking of switching continents.......I will be in Faversham, England next month..........Anyone wanna hit the pub wit me?????????
*shakes my head* the woman is going international.......the implications may be staggering......*stumbles off to get some coffee*
Surely this would violate the Geneva convention and count as an act of war? Diplomatic relations at the very least will be strained... :)
Faversham? Is that somewhere doon sooth? What days you around?
I have top secret clearance and will travel.
I will be there for a week starting July 15th.
Faversham is in Kent, near Canterbury.
And tyd...........you wanna come with me???????????
It sounded like somewhere in Kent.... :)
If you happen to be in the Midlands, give me a shout.
hell yes i wanna go!!!!!!!!!! you know me......ask me at 1am the day before and i'll be packed and ready!!!! lmao..........
So glad u all had a great time!!!
I wasn't aware that Americans called any movement within the UK 'travelling' (you must have heard the saying 'In the UK a hundred miles is a long way to go, in the US a hundred years is a long time ago' :) ). But I totally undersand. Have fun with your family.
If you need any suggestions of places to visit, feel free to ask. I am sure there are many on here who will be able to suggest places
fetishdj: I have been there hundreds of times and I actually lived in Maidstone when I was younger. I have seen all the sights, but I am looking forward to just staying in Faversham with Gran, and maybe going to Canterbury to do some shopping.
I love Canterbury and my daughter loves the Cathedral. We took her over last year for two weeks for her fifth birthday. My English heritage is VERY important to me.