The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

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03-08-2006
submissivewife

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.:rolleyes:
03-08-2006
Nikita

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

Geeze I can't beleive this thread has come up again.:rolleyes:

ROLF!!!! The title of the thread! ROLF!!!!
03-23-2006
Sklaventreiber

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Originally Posted by Widget

Ok I just had to say something to this one.

There is nothing that is makes a woman feel more comfortable and sexy than to know that the person she is with loves the way she tastes and smells. Smell is really a big turn on for me as well. I am not talking about someone that has not showered or has some type of infection that would cause an unusual odor as that is unpleasant. I am talking about the way a clean healthy person smells.

I agree with your comment here Widget.

A woman's smell is a huge turn on for me regardless of whether she has showered recently or not, whether it's her time or not, it's the animalistic thing...

It's age old...
05-03-2006
jiggy

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Originally Posted by lockedhusband

My thoughts exactly. As my wife's slave, we often place my pillow under her before I perform oral on her. That way her scent permiates my sleep for days. Her natural scent is intoxicating and a big turn on for most men. We've been married 20+ years and I don't think my wife has had a need to douche once.

As long as the woman is healthy any negative odor is on the surface and can be wiped away. There have been times when I have gone down on my wife and she was a little funky. It just meant that I would give her a thorough cleaning with my tongue before getting busy. Licking her bush clean of a little sweat until things smell and taste perfect is an honor and certainly not going to kill anyone.

Yikes! I would be putting the fire hose on her pussy first!
05-03-2006
Ozme52

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"

Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?

P.S. No feline pictures please....
05-03-2006
Aesop

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Originally Posted by Ozme52

LMAO. The Return of Frankenstein Thread. "It's Alive!!!!"

Regarding pussies that smell. Can anyone show anatomical proof of a pussy that actually has it's own nose?

P.S. No feline pictures please....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Thanks Oz. I needed a laugh.
05-10-2006
Dongthong2005

Well, I must admit smelly pussies can be arousing. However, in Africa I did a lot of pussy tugging and there were times I couldn't clean the smell/stench off my hands. One girl never got the picture. While driving I stopped, got out of the vehicle, frustrated I opened her door (she was sitting in the passenger seat), grabbed her by the hair and faced fucked her (my cook was stinky). It didn't change anything, and I continued to punish her stinky pussy.
05-10-2006
Uncle_Ed

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Originally Posted by Dongthong2005

(my cook was stinky).

Remind me never to eat at "Chez Dongthong"
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

Just found this thread. Sorry to bring it to the forefront again. However, I was just wondering whatever happened to the old saying of "once you get past the smell it got it licked?" I have never heard of anyone dying from eating pussy, regardless of the smell, if any.:26:
06-17-2006
Uncle_Ed

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

I have never heard of anyone dying from eating pussy, regardless of the smell, if any.:26:

Warbaby-you've obviously never seen the bodybags coming out of the kitchen at "Chez Dongthong"
06-17-2006
wingsofanangel

Oh god.. who brought this back?! lol. I literally gagged while reading some of the posts.

Obviously, the writer of this thread was/is a complete moron. Dom or not I would have told him so too. ::waggles finger:: Was he 10?!

"Mommy!!!I tried to eat a girl out... but she didn't smell like capt n crunch.... so I ordered her to wash her pussy and she didn't listen to me.... and and... and then I tried to put a collar around her throat... and she bit me...-whimper-"

Its rejects like him that give Doms a bad name. Completley arrogant and uneducated. meh.

Thanks for the laugh though guys.... great replies!

Anya
06-17-2006
submissivewife

Wings this guy was banned not too long after posting this thread. Which, is think is a good thing. For some reason this thread comes back to keep haunting us....Die thread! DIE!
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

Wings this guy was banned not too long after posting this thread. Which, is think is a good thing. For some reason this thread comes back to keep haunting us....Die thread! DIE!

Sorry submissive wife.
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by Uncle_Ed

Warbaby-you've obviously never seen the bodybags coming out of the kitchen at "Chez Dongthong"

No I haven't. What am I missing?
06-17-2006
Aesop

This thread is still here? lol
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by Aesop

This thread is still here? lol

Only because I have never run across a bad pussy. Even the worst one was just wonderful.:15_8_203:
06-17-2006
submissivewife

Damn this thread needs to die........
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

Come on submissivewife you know it is a good topic. Pussy never goes out of style.:exellent1 :aol_doggy
06-17-2006
submissivewife

:rolleyes:
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

:rolleyes:

I forgot to say :lovetits: too.
06-17-2006
submissivewife

LOL That is good to know Warbaby! LOL
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

LOL That is good to know Warbaby! LOL

Yeah and they don't usually have an odor. If they do, then it is time to run away.:pray:
06-17-2006
Uncle_Ed

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

No I haven't. What am I missing?

Dinner.
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by Uncle_Ed

Dinner.

Was it smelly?;che
06-17-2006
submissivewife

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Yeah and they don't usually have an odor. If they do, then it is time to run away.:pray:

I'll have to agree with you there Warbaby.....LOL
06-17-2006
Aesop

So now it's Smelly Tits....Not Acceptable?
06-17-2006
submissivewife

ohh hell

Die Thread! DIE!
06-17-2006
Warbaby1943

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Originally Posted by Aesop

So now it's Smelly Tits....Not Acceptable?

No just said that would be bad, I think. Time of the month should have nothing to do with the tits and their smell, should it?:noprobs:
06-17-2006
submissivewife

Die Thread! DIE!
06-17-2006
Silke

you do realize that every time you will the thread to die you're actually feeding it, subwife? ;)

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