Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.
In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.
The sub world awaits your replies
1. Are you a Dom?
If I lead-will you follow?
2. How would you to handle a sub?
With respect.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Excellent I do it every day. Of course, the lizards help.
4. What are your views on ice cream?
Great if spooned in large dollops over one's sub-then licked off.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
Hmm. I prefer plain chocolate.
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I like my subs stirred, not beaten.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
Every day.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
Shouldn't this be the Forth question?
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. In fact I invented strong views on the use of rhubarb.
10. What are your views on bruising?
Spoils the apple, renders it useless as an accompanyment to the rhubarb in the crumble.
11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yep!
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)
The devil's own punishment.
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My old slipper. *grins*
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Feed her Another treat...lychees probably.
15. What is your favourite meal?
Veal escalope with spaghetti, a good red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon) and good company. In fact, there are several people here I would dearly love to see around the dinner table.
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Difficult using yours.
17. Wine, women or song?
I'll take all three, please waitress-and you as well...
18. Left or right nipple?
Start with left. Knead well until tender. Move to right and repeat. Roll with palm until she's well done.
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Purple.
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………be happy. So will she,