Well us doms could spell if we fucking cared about it go on waste time learning how to spell correctly i will be busy work on my flogging,caning,spanking,clamping,humilation,and torture techniques
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Well us doms could spell if we fucking cared about it go on waste time learning how to spell correctly i will be busy work on my flogging,caning,spanking,clamping,humilation,and torture techniques
An interesting question to say the least...
Being as I have an honorary degree of ThD (Doctor of Thinkology) from the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum
Let me think....e = mc squared...The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side...rate times time = distance...1 inch = 2.54 centimeters...divide by pi...OK, I think I got it now
After I split a few atoms and speed read War & Peace (What is it Good for? Absolutely Nothing) THEN break for lunch, I will have some free time to do the poll....~lol~
OK, does it matter? As long as there are hot little slaves and sluts crawling to Me...I am a happy Dom, so the fact I have an IQ roughly equal to Shaq's shoe size doesn't really bother Me.
But seriously (or ah, but I digress), love the question and the comments members have made...good job!
Man Bragi.. you could run for gorvernment and win...!!!
You have the lets talk people around in circles til theya re totally confuse on the off topic lingo and then say one thing nice in the middle and one at the end to makes us all belive we are right.... hehehehehheeh
Or the talent of a Dom who wants you to count of each spanking and thank you for it .. but find other things to do and talk about so we lose track... giggle
Joking with ya hun...
But you are right there are some pretty good replies in this post.. and the point is being made you do have to be smart to be good at BDSM...
Writes down never let Bragi get you too count out your spanks .. you are sure to lose count..
smile
hugs
snow
I think I love you...Quote:
Originally Posted by snowflake
and don't you worry, if you lose count of the number of times My hand firmly lands on your sexy ass cheeks, I am a genius with figures...especially figures like 40DD-24-36 and 36-24-34 and and measuring by the mouthful and converting inches to centimeters (makes My 2" cock sound much bigger when I answer "a little over 5" to the "how big is your cock" question)...so I will be certain to keep an accurate count for each SMACK...it is a simple equation
total smacks = the number of heart beats per minute divided by the number erotic moans times the square root of the number of desperate whimpers divided by pi multiplied by the number of droplets of juice seeping from swollen wet pussy lips and trickling down the inner thighs...
so snowy, sit back...relax...and enjoy the ride...I got ya covered
Blushes Sir how kind of you to hsve that all sorted out in preparation for me...
Feeles so special {scratches her head wondering how many that actually is}
i am sitting back and waiting Sir...giggles
hugs
snowflake
lol
Love your calculations Bragi :)
giggles it kind of concern me .. do i or do i not moan.. ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Logic1
Well, I just took a couple online for the sake of this survey....
They seem consistant with the ones I took in high school.