Where do I fill out an application for an up close and personal interview?
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Where do I fill out an application for an up close and personal interview?
:)
We (me and my penis) provide a VERITY of submission (pun intended) methods, including FAX, EMAIL and INSTANT MESSAGE... followed by a reasonably long term online screaning process, blood tests, and then finally a scheduled interview.Quote:
Originally posted by pam
Where do I fill out an application for an up close and personal interview?
:)
Damn, the things a girl's gotta do these days
:)
BTW, this statement wins you lots of brownie points ... "Personally I dont care if a women has big boobies or not... I am happy with my womens intellect over her outword apearance."
Though the years I've found too many so-called dominant 'men' -- and I use that word loosely -- only want women with a certain height, weight, breast size, tush size, etc, and ignore the most important organ, the brain.
Then again, this topic *is* about size and I do like a rather large .. brain
:)
I didn't call you stupid. I called men stupid. They are. Ask any woman that's visitted an adult chat site.
I'm not insecure or jealous of you or anyone else. Well, maybe those people that can afford $20 million homes.
I don't give a damn about penis size. Personally, I don't see why anyone should, including women. There are so many more important things than the penis, like a great imagination and a great tongue.
My wife and I have some great sex and many times our genitals never contact one another.
I just don't get what the point of the importance this is to people. Maybe I should go measure myself and see where I stand in this debate.
Nah. Still not that insecure. ;)
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Originally posted by Kostly
With that said, I guess my hostility comes from you calling me stupid... I guess I am sorry that you feel so angry at me... I respected you for who you are, and not the size of your penis... but its obvious that you have judged me for this superficial reason... I guess your purpose was to say that I am a superficial person, but all I did was acknowledge and expose myself to the world.
Go messure yourself... but not for this debat.. but because you should have fun with it:)
his penis, or the debate? i'm confused...
Like I said, I have a quite satisfying sex life without knowing that tidbit of completely useless information.
Cute.
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Originally posted by Steely
his penis, or the debate? i'm confused...
odd duplicate... delete this at will
Brain size? Definitely :)Quote:
Originally posted by Kostly
so then Size does matter:)
If I had a choice between an intelligent Dom and one with 10", it would be a no-brainer :)
Mind fucks are more fun, anyway
:)
Sorry pam--gotta diagree--too many interrogation training sessions--HATE the mind fuck...love the regular though...and tit fucks, like those alot...I'm SO shallow :)
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Originally posted by pam
Brain size? Definitely :)
If I had a choice between an intelligent Dom and one with 10", it would be a no-brainer :)
Mind fucks are more fun, anyway
:)
LOL interrogation scenes are my #1 favorite thing, I think -- because they're so much of a mind fuck :)
It's that fear factor ....
Nothing shallow about liking a tit fuck, though I think I'd prefer tit torture *blush*
well that was the battle for last few days, now finally the here it comes, response that is :)
If you got it, flaunt it! 110% Kostly :)
Yes i agree between 10 inches and no brain and average size with sizable brain that is no brainer. But, while we are discussing, and lets be honest, if the brain, overall looks and attitude were equal and you were presented with choice between 5,5 and 9 inches what would you chose (this is directed at women of course just clarifying hehe)?
Unfortunately, i have to say, the penises are not advertised so openly in everyday life, well, on the other hand if you think about it, it all depends on the fashion, like if tights or very tight designer jeans are hip, many a man has been known to enhance the bulge with socks now how is that different from padded bra? The male underwear models are either kept aroused for the shoot, or are wearing cup (enhancer). Now, if size does not matter why would they do that?
As for women, admit it or not those with better looks have better chance in everything from getting laid to getting job offer (and again the clarification i am not talking about brain-dead blonde with boob job against average looking Harvard graduate!). Imagine this: you go to a party and see two women; one is just simply plain the other one has nice pair of boobs and is elegantly dressed to accentuate her assets. Both can carry intelligent witted conversation. Which one would you like to see for candle light dinner?
We all like to surround ourselves with beauty. Different people have different ideas about what beautiful is thus some prefer DD (like me) and some modest B, some enjoy penis of a size that would not hurt back opening or make you gag, others like to see it in all its glory, like to feel stretched and filled to the tonsils (no matter wheres the entrance). All depends on taste and preference.
De gustibus non est disputandum !
But if there is time and place to discuss it, it is here and to flaunt it too ! GO Kostly GO! (maybe i apply for that interview too ;))
If I'm 100% honest, I'd say I'd take the 5.5" guy, only because in general, men who are 'smaller' according to society, try that much harder to be a better lover, and make up for their supposed lack of size by using their fingers and tongues to their advantage. Men with larger penii (and this is generalizing and not meant against Kostly) tend to be focused SO much on the size of their equipment that they ignore what can be done with a talented finger or tongue.Quote:
Originally posted by redEva
well that was the battle for last few days, now finally the here it comes, response that is :)
Yes i agree between 10 inches and no brain and average size with sizable brain that is no brainer. But, while we are discussing, and lets be honest, if the brain, overall looks and attitude were equal and you were presented with choice between 5,5 and 9 inches what would you chose (this is directed at women of course just clarifying hehe)?
"would not hurt back opening or make you gag, others like to see it in all its glory, like to feel stretched and filled to the tonsils (no matter wheres the entrance)."
I LOVE to gag ... but can gag on 5.5" thrust in hard as easily as I can gag on 9" ... and that's why there are 9" flexible dildoes for that added assistance when needed
:)
to each their own :)
Yep, if we were all alike, life would be very boring indeed.
:)
The desire to please is in no way corrilated with penis size.,.. I mean take me... I love to please my women... I like giving 3 or 4 orgasims a session... after that... lets be honest womeen... your desire drops quicker then a rock...
Kostly
Okay, as a happy, healthy male, with all the requisite plumbing and good working order, and the offspring to prove it (notches hurt too much so I stopped adding them when I left my teen years behind) ...
Okay, the testosterone kicked in there for a brief moment. Back to the comment.
As a happy, healthy male with all the requisite plumbing, I must agree with Robin Williams, another happy, healhty male ...
"God equipped man with a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to make one work at a time ..."
or something like that.
It's not what you got, it's how well you use what you got that counts.
That's it, I'm outta here.
:D :cool: :D
The question here is, with all factors equal (brain, attitude, general looks, etc) and the choice of a 5 or an 8 cock (proportionally thick), what would one choose? Well, I would go for the 8 (and I think 9 out of 10 other women) would do the same. With the 5, you get fucked, with the 8, you also feel fucked!! And this becomes drastically more emphatic in other than vaginal penetration..
*tears of happiness in her eyes* YES! thank you, thank you, thank you Sarah could not have put it better myself!
Tiz true sarah--and the same goes for breasts--all else being equal--I prefer big with huge nipples. Strangly tho, I find there is never an occasion when ALL else is equal--I've gladly traded huge mammaries for wit, caring, delicate voice, red hair, long fingers (a strange fetish of mine) and a willingness to toss inhibitions out the window. With those qualities, flat chested is fine by me. I hope fellow readers, you can see my point--physical attributes are indeed a part of the package but, when the tally is counted, a relatively unimportant part and I think I shan't be reading or contributing to posts on this or similar topics anymore. It pisses me off to tell you the truth--few things do but for reasons known but to me I suppose, this topic does.
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Originally posted by sarah72
The question here is, with all factors equal (brain, attitude, general looks, etc) and the choice of a 5 or an 8 cock (proportionally thick), what would one choose? Well, I would go for the 8 (and I think 9 out of 10 other women) would do the same. With the 5, you get fucked, with the 8, you also feel fucked!! And this becomes drastically more emphatic in other than vaginal penetration..
Just wanted to add to all the confusion.
Length? Yes it can be a good thing. But how about girth?
There are skinny ones, there are fat ones. Most average 1 1/2 to 2 inches thick.
Of course some are 3 inches or more.
It is very pleasing for a woman (yes, I took a poll) if they are around 2 to 2 1/2 inches thick.
From my experience, as a very sexual woman, I can tell you this:
If a man doesn't know how to use his penis to please a woman...
It really doesn't matter what size he is.
Oh yes,some don't.:cool:
I have to say, one of my most memorable male lovers had nothing much going for him - if you know what I mean!
But god, did he make up for it with his tongue action :) I have never met such a talented mouth; just the thought of it gets me wet!
Well I can relate there, cause only one guy that can make me cum that way
imo, the true test to know what a woman is looking for in cock size is to look at her vibrator collection.
Well, I've read a lot of discussions here as to what 'average' size ACTUALLY is...
Why don't we do a study of our own? Perhaps a poll of all the Male members. (Pun intended).
I know lots of guys feel insecure when expressing size, but if we made it a poll, there's not much way of figuring out who voted which one..
Also maybe a poll of the ladies to see what's they're prefered size.
What's everyone think?
Good Idea... Ill create it if its not done already:)
Be sure to have 2 polls
1. Actual penis size
2. Actual Internet penis size
The latter is generally 50% larger than it appears
:)
pam wrote:
One of the things that really bugs me about the internet is the pervasiveness of lying about this or that. The internet is truly a place where people are listened to or not listened to based solely on the strength, or weakness, of their words, thoughts and ideas. Even something as trivial as penis size exaggeration is just one example of a widespread problem. Exaggeration is becoming the norm. Lying is so expected that the truth becomes irrelevant.Quote:
Be sure to have 2 polls
1. Actual penis size
2. Actual Internet penis size
The latter is generally 50% larger than it appears
As to any type of poll... the only one that I would find reliable would be a poll of what women want as far as penis size/shape. The women I have been with have expressed a variety of opinions, but I think I am pretty much average. So that would lead me to believe that women just prefer a certain size/shape penis just as men tend to prefer a certain size/shape breast.
-Drake.
Ok First...Quote:
Originally posted by drake7
pam wrote:
One of the things that really bugs me about the internet is the pervasiveness of lying about this or that. The internet is truly a place where people are listened to or not listened to based solely on the strength, or weakness, of their words, thoughts and ideas. Even something as trivial as penis size exaggeration is just one example of a widespread problem. Exaggeration is becoming the norm. Lying is so expected that the truth becomes irrelevant.
As to any type of poll... the only one that I would find reliable would be a poll of what women want as far as penis size/shape. The women I have been with have expressed a variety of opinions, but I think I am pretty much average. So that would lead me to believe that women just prefer a certain size/shape penis just as men tend to prefer a certain size/shape breast.
-Drake.
I couldnt agree more
BUT
I am an EVIL, EVIL man and a "TROUBLE MAKER", so I must present the opposite view even though I dont agree with it... so Here it goes...
The internet is a wonderful place to express fantisy. You can go onto the internet and be whoever you want to be. You can be SuperMan or you can even be Lois Lane... What ever floats your boat, and who really cares what the results and problems that you create through your lies.
BullshitQuote:
Originally posted by Kostly
What ever floats your boat, and who really cares what the results and problems that you create through your lies.
:)
I've had more friends hurt by liars on the Internet than you'd believe. The sheer number of married jerks pretending to be single would astound you (maybe not).
I had one moron try to come on to me the other day by bragging about his status in Special Operations in the miliary. He 'could' have hurt me badly if I wasn't so jaded :)
People do care about the lies, because someone inevitably is hurt.
But yes, you can be what you want on the Internet.
Please dont hurt the message carrier.. for I too have been hurt more times then I can count on all of my fingers and toes by liers on the internet.
These dishonest Fuckers deserve to rot in hell..
When i was younger, i read a report in a magazine concerning average cock size which stated the average cock size was about 6 inches long, this was probably 20 years ago. i read another similar report only a few years ago that stated the average cock size was 5 inches. i can't remember what magazines these were in, i think the second report may have been in Maxium magazine, but not sure. i also read an article i found fascinating concerning how men and women measure a man's penis differently. A man, who's attached to the penis (of course) will pull his cock forward away from his body and measure his penis from the top placing the ruler against his belly at the base of his penis and measure it to the tip. A woman, however, who'll be standing in front of a man will normally measure a penis differently, she'll measure it from the outside, placing the ruler at the base of a man's penis starting where it protrudes from the man's testicles to the tip of the cock. There's a difference of usually an inch between these two methods and strangely enough, the man (who's normally more concerned about his cock size) uses the method that produces the smaller size number. For me, after reading this post, i'm just curious to see which method most people here use (top or bottom measuring method). For me who's used both of these methods since reading about them (i used to use the first method only myself) i get a result of 7 1/2 inches using the first and 8 3/4 inches using the second. Now neither of the statistics i read concerning cock size mentioned which method was used (and that's important to know, i think, considering that there are 2 methods), especially considering the difference in the average size. Either they used a different method each or men's penises have gotten shorter over the past 20 years. Also, i'm sure who volunteered to participate in each of these studies also effected the results. Maybe if all male members (no pun intended) were to post their cock sizes (hopefully honestly) using each method i mentioned, then we could add up the numbers and divide it by the number of participants and come up with our own statistic. Sound interesting?
*Walk in tries to reach thread with the 10 foot pole and fails.*
Damm
Ok here is what I have found out on this specific subject.
First off yes I have mesured my dick and I am just about 7.5 cm that is 5 inches long for those who use the imperal system.
I have also measured the diamater of my dick and I span 2.2 inches accross that is about 5.5 cm.
From all of the reading that I have done and the various people that I have talked to on these things length is not what matters. Scientifically speaking a woman only feels about 4 inches from the opening of her pussy. So anything else is just extra, "dead" meat.
This is just what I have herd.
i've never really worried about the size of my own penis. The truth of the matter, it's how this tool is operated and not it's size that matters. You can have someone with a 26 inch dick, but if he tries to pop that sucker in and comes before the first 2 inches are inserted, well...you get my meaning.
i sure hope you bit longer than 7.5 cm cause your conversion chart is a bit off (1 cm = 0.3937 in) which would put you just short of 3 inches. On the other hand if you did measure correctly and your diameter is 2.5 inches Im impressed - that is the size of average man wrist :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightstriker
Oh cripes - no offense, but no, it doesn't sound all that interesting, it sounds interminably dull to me. The whole cock size thing, with, horror of horrors, MATHS thrown in - noooooo! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by petpleasureyes
But alas, maybe that's just 'cause i'm a girlie (and one that's shit at maths at that!).
sl
I haven't ever actually measured the size of my penis. Other than like, "Well it seems to fit in my hand/her hand/[other unspecified region]" ;)
Is there a correlation between performance and size or is it a visual thing? I tend to be attracted to women with larger breasts, as most men are I think, but I am experienced enough to know that the size of a woman's breasts are not a good indicator of her profiency in bed. They may turn my head but that's about all. So do women just like the way a larger penis looks or is there a performance difference?
Drake.
I've measured and come in at 7.5 inches, that works out to 12 inches Canadian :)
Seriously though about three months ago my GF said to me 5 simple words that made my day "Your big enough for me". She has some pretty serious toys and can accommodate girth to an extreme but can't accommodate more than 8 inches in length without experiencing severe pain (cervix getting in the way???).
While we were surfing the net we discovered a picture of two men banging a woman's pussy at the same time. She didn't say she wanted such a scene but I could tell by the look in her eyes that she was aroused. That night I managed to work her 8 inch dildo into her and then squeeze myself in next to it as I mounted her. She nearly bucked me off the bed and let out some significant guttural sounds. She did not, however, have an orgasm as the position we were in offered no clitoral stimulation ( a necessity for her). After I had my way with her I brought her off using my fingers on her little love button. She confessed the sensation was very intense but she was much more interested in cumming that being stretched to an extreme.
I went to a Mott the Hoople concert way back in '73 (I think). Ian Hunter told a story about the guitar player getting ready to mount some babe at an after concert orgy. The girl said, as she looked at his penis, "Who do your going to satisfy with that little thing?" the guitarist answered her with one word "ME!"
I and (I think) my GF both agree with the old adage "A fool with a tool is still a fool".
Never hered of a woman that can take a 14in in her, I don't think any woman could take more than 6in unless it was just after she gave berth, and she is still streched inside from the fetise.