Holds out my hand, where are we going today Uncle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle_Ed
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Holds out my hand, where are we going today Uncle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle_Ed
cariad
*looks around*Quote:
Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
Oh no. Woogs is in here now too?
*quickly edits all previous posts for any words on the forbidden list, and adds as many U's as possible*
Somehow, I just knew that answer wasn't going to fly...Quote:
Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
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Mostly, I get drug kicking and screaming out to the local Godiva's. It's only about a hundred miles away. I notice that it's the dark chocolates, mostly plain, that my dearest prefers, though I've seen her get nutty a time or two. Occasionally I'll order something Swiss (Lindt or Villars), having stumbled across them on an adventure some years back, both plain or with hazelnuts. In an emergency, I make a pretty mean batch of fudge too, with or without pecans.
...hmmmm...I feel....well.....there's something amiss...
:rolleyes:
TKH
not often i post so .... *ss*Quote:
Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
1. Are you a Dom?
Hmmm, let me check. Uhm, yep.
2. How would you to handle a sub?
Depends on whether she has fur or quills. Mine has quills, so I stay away from the tail.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Hey, terrific. I roll over in bed and murmur lovingly "Quite snoring and get your subby ass up to make the damn coffee." Starts the day off with a bang that way.
4. What are your views on ice cream?
There is good ice cream and there is really great ice cream.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
There is good chocolate and there is really great chocolate, which is dark.
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
As often as I like, and never the way she wants. D'oh.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When I'm full. Okay, seriously it's a great pick up after a long scene, especially if subspace is involved. Screw the diet.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
I am the bridge. That's what subs want from Doms isn't it, a way over the troubled waters?
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
10. What are your views on bruising?
I like the purple/green/yellow ones. But they are a problem -- makes me have to beat somewhere else if I want her happy.
11. Do you have your own teeth?
No, these are borrowed. :rolleyes:
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
In our house, that's the same as orgasm denial. I love it!
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
In BDSM I'm fond of knives and suede floggers. Preparing coffee makes me fond of my bean grinder.
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Girl Watch. It's fun to watch PMS hit half the population at once. Film at 11:00. Yes, I'm a sadist, but a specific niche of sadist: a chicken sadist -- I have to hide, just in case.
15. What is your favourite meal?
pussy
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
I'd prefer using my tongue and lips, but if you wish .... :D
17. Wine, women or song?
Women
18. Left or right nipple?
Yes
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
The one I have is black, but I confess to not paying much attention to the cushion. I mean, what sort of fetish freakazoid do you think I am anyway?
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
be grateful and joyful so long as she gives me her obedience with gentle grace.
hJ
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Originally Posted by TheKnothead
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and pleased you have this time - thank you curiQuote:
Originally Posted by zatoichi_the_blind
That seems a reasonable and inspired description of one of nature's more basic cycles!Quote:
Originally Posted by zatoichi_the_blind
cariad
Do you really want to us to give suggestions in public. A new thread can be arranged....Quote:
Originally Posted by her_Joe
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Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
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Originally Posted by cariad(CC)
MMMM sounds tasty - i just loving sucking a nice big sausage while jiggling a couple of meatballs, followed by lashings of sour cream........
OK-time for a little-or a lot-of silliness. Come on, guys-put your stridey boots away and let your hair down. (Hint-girls love guys who can make 'em laugh)
Who's going to be brave?
1. Are you a Dom?
absolutely so
2. How would you to handle a sub?
with a firm and loving hand and tease her aLOT :)
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
I make a killer cuppa java but love having it made for me.
4. What are your views on ice cream?
good to eat when warm and fun to play with
5. What are your views on chocolate?
not overly fond of.
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I dont like to beat anybody but a good spanking or flogging when she misbehaves or otherwise deserves it or..
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
when she deserves it.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
never, but I live very close to a very large one.
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
semi decent spanking instrument and good to eat when you dip it in sugar(did that alot at my grandmas house when I was a kid) or in a pie.
10. What are your views on bruising?
as long as the sub can live a normal life bruising is all good and can look very pretty also.
11. Do you have your own teeth?
lol absolutely
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
nessecary training method for some subs. It even beats CumDenial on some :p
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
a flogger for spanking or my hand
my car for transporting myself
and lots more there
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
would not bother ME much :p
15. What is your favourite meal?
Almost anything as long as it is with good company
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
yes
17. Wine, women or song?
women, song and wine in that order
18. Left or right nipple?
both ofcourse. the onenippled girl sure misses out on alot of fun :p
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
red or black
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom
after all. Have sub, will ………… enjoy her.
1.Are you a Dom?
I switch with Domme rising
2. How would you to handle a sub?
As often as possible.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Never touch the stuff—how can something smell so good and taste so bad?
4. What are your views on ice cream?
Nothing better than being fed it while soaking in a hot tub.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
As necessary to life as breathing.
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
I loved the answer—thoroughly then poured in a greased pan and baked at 220 degrees. Mine is when the mood hits us both.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
They can have all they want when they lick it off my body.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
No, I’m out and proud and have left the hiding behind me.
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Veggie play is NOT one of my perversions.
10. What are your views on bruising?
They’re actually badges of honor, baby!
11. Do you have your own teeth?
So far, so good.
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
I luv denial but goddess help anyone who gets between me and the dark gold during my period.
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
The mind—it is just so much fun to twist and turn.
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Take the first ship off world.
15. What is your favourite meal?
Shrimp creole and dirty rice
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
I haven’t found someone else to chew for me, so yes.
17. Wine, women or song?
Yes, yes, yes (just don’t ask me to sing).
18. Left or right nipple?
Right.
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Something dark so her pretty skin shows up well both before and after the spanking.
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………train to suit
1. Are you a Dom? For the time being (yay switch).
2. How would you to handle a sub? Via chocolate.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I do not make nor drink coffee so very sleepy.
4. What are your views on ice cream? I am pro icecream.
5. What are your views on chocolate? I am pro vanilla (anti chocolate ).
6. How often should a sub be beaten? When the mood strikes.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate? When she begs, and perhaps as a reward should she have been very good.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Are you insinuating that I am a troll?
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? I hear it goes well with strawberries in pie.
10. What are your views on bruising? A fun reminder of the night before.
11. Do you have your own teeth? no. i happened to loot them from the graveyard... o.O
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? Promising to terminate chocolate denial after the sub corrects erroneous behavior can be a strong motivating force...
13. Do you have a favourite implement? I do not discriminate with my tools though I do have a belt with me at all times for a moment's notice.
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? Cover my ears as the wailing of untold millions of women cried out in dismay.
15. What is your favourite meal? My sub (this answer is going to be abused isn't it? chinese food is a nice second).
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? Tongue tends to work better.
17. Wine, women or song? Song doesn't give me a headache.
18. Left or right nipple? *shrug*
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? I'm partially color blind, and why should she get a cushion anyways?
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………tie up. And now I have a sub who cannot escape.
Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.
In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.
The sub world awaits your replies
1. Are you a Dom?
Yes
2. How would you to handle a sub?
Usually use two hands to keep the meat and veggies from falling out.
3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Sex is better.
4. What are your views on ice cream?
Love it. Can't get enough.
5. What are your views on chocolate?
Love it. subs will kill for it.
6. How often should a sub be beaten?
As often as necessary.
7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When they deserve it.
8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
No
9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Makes a great pie.
10. What are your views on bruising?
Bruises build character
11. Do you have your own teeth?
Last time I checked
12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
13. Do you have a favourite implement?
Yes
14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Binge
15. What is your favourite meal?
Breakfast
16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Should I use yours?
17. Wine, women or song?
Women
18. Left or right nipple?
Left
19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
Red
20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
control.
*smiles*
What a trip down memory lane this thread is. *waves to everyone*