ROFLMAO!! Oh my god, that's so funny..something about the line 'Someone named Lord Thomas etc etc...' hugely amuses me. Thanks so much for sharing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by magicgrl
*still laughing*
sl
Printable View
ROFLMAO!! Oh my god, that's so funny..something about the line 'Someone named Lord Thomas etc etc...' hugely amuses me. Thanks so much for sharing that.Quote:
Originally Posted by magicgrl
*still laughing*
sl
A while back I was sessioning a sub. I had tied her nude spread eagle on her back on a bed with a ball gag attatched. I was expecting a good friend, a Domme, to come by to meet my new sub and she was running a bit late. I decided to begin without her, figuring I could make the introduction just as easily with the sub restrained. As I was just begining the preliminaries, the phone on the other side of the bed rang. Thinking it must be my Domme friend, I huried around the bed to answer. When I made the last turn and almost had the phone in my hand, my left foot got tangled on the sheet I had hurriedly thrown on the floor. My left foot slid under the metal bedframe as I lurched forward and fell, getting wedged in the proicess. I experienced a complete rupture of the Achilles tendon, crashed to the floor (in my best dominating fashion). Reaching out in desperation, I managed to pull a 500 cd rack down on top of me. I crawled to the phone, pulled it down to the floor, and was thrilled to learn that my teenage son had just bought his favorite computer game on sale.
It was a bad moment for the sub and myself. She was totally helpless, couldn't even speak. I was in pain and buried under 500 cds. Both of us were nude. I couldn't very well tell my son to have his grandmother run him by to untie my friend. The thought of dialing 911 for emergency help didn't work either. After telling my son how happy I was for him, I pulled myself up from the rubble, freed the disappointed sub, pulled my clothes on, had her answer the door (the Domme had arrived), and called my doctor. The ladies took me to the emergency room, after which they had an exciting evening together. I came home with pain pills and a leg immobilizer.
Two weeks later I was in for surgery and in a full leg cast for several weeks. Months of rehab followed where I learned, among other things, that you can dial a phone with your toes with enough practice. People I would meet would always ask, "how did you hurt your foot?" I had a new story for each person, none of them the true one.
Incapacitated Dom buried under 500 CDs. Now this tale is truly a mix of painful and hilariously grotesque. Also a reminder of how good it can be to have a backup... (Also thinking of the self-bondage aficionados here.)
But if you had not been expecting your friend, telephoning for emergency help would probably have turned out just fine. There is not much that experienced first-aid people have not seen before. And much of what they have seen is rather less appealing than a nude lady tied on a bed and a nude gentleman who can't walk.
I wish I had a good story to tell but I don't however I must say some of these were a hoot to read.
Thanks to all for sharing.
Hi Ya Gang,
This goes back a few years but............
I had my sub tied spread eagle and had her that way the whole time, I was showering so her anticipation was well and truely up there on the richter scale.
She was blindfolded and gagged as well.
I finished showering as stepped out of the ensuite to get a good look at my sub.
I started nibling and kissing at her toes, working my way up to her freshly shaved vagina where I really started licking, biting and spanking.
Well, enter the dog!
I didn't hear her come into the room, and she stuck her cold wet nose right smack bang on my "DOTTER".
Man I swear I almost stuck my head through the wall, it deadset frightened the shit outta me.
What was even funnier was my sub in fits of laughter with a penis gag tightly fitted, even now sometimes it comes up in conversation.
I guess you had to be there???
Cheers
This evening I managed to "lose" a toy in my pussy.
See, at the suggestion of a friend I bought a wireless waterproof (essential for me at this point, I think) vibrating egg. You can see where this goes pretty quickly ........... I was sitting at the computer when I noticed it wasn't vibrating any more. My first thought was "hmm wonder how that happened" and my second thought was to reach in and turn it back on, as it had been just inside the entrance.
HAD BEEN was the key phrase there. I couldn't reach it.
And of course this happened right as the group I was gaming with got to an instanced dungeon -- which basically means once you're in, you can't go back out until you're done or you die. It also means nobody else comes in, so there's no chance of random person wandering by (in this case, to save my distracted self.)
*blinks*
So in between fights I managed every sort of squat, bend, and wiggle in front of my computer chair, and while I did finally manage to put one finger on the toy, I could NOT get it out.
You know how your muscles sort of subconsciously tighten when you're nervous or panicked? Yep, you got it. So I did what any gamer girl would do ..... I ignored it and killed murlocks for a while.
*chuckle*
That actually did seem to help, because when we all died again I managed to get two fingers around it. Unfortunately by that point it was too slippery for me to get a grip on it, so all I managed to do was swish it around some.
Greeeeeat.
Finally I told my group (after nearly an hour of alternately trying and NOT TRYING to get this thing loose) that I needed to go ..... died and left the dungeon....... and hopped and wiggled and sat and squatted til I managed to pop it out.
Then of course I proceeded to call the aforementioned friend and tell him alllll about it and we had a great laugh at the situation.
:p
That sounds hilarious, after the fact. My diagnostic spouse suggests kegals exercise might help that not happen again.Quote:
Originally Posted by craftygirl
Chksng19
It was pretty damn funny AFTER I got it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by chksng19
And I do kegels pretty regularly but I guess I should do some more!