The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

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Originally Posted by tiddles

Listen up Humans!

Us pussies are sick and tired of this thread! Throughout the world you read this and laugh! have you no consideration? Look at your pet! have you ever seen a cleaner animal? Of course, if you are foolish enough to own a dog then you deserve all you get. Fleas, mange dogs have it all.
But cats are CLEAN! Look at the amount of time we take ensuring it. How would you like it if instead of~horror of horrors~showering each day you had to lick yourself clean? Many of my friends report that you very often appear to attempt licking your partner.You don't do it right. You only concentrate on one or two areas and leave the important bit alone-most of the time. Take an example from us and lick your own ass clean. Then we can stop writing about "smelly assholes" in the "The Daily Kitty"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LEAVE THIS SUBJECT ALONE.

A Purr for Nikita (sensible and bites~are you one of us?)

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Meow! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...leys/cat24.gif

I just know submissivewife would want someone to bring this thread back to the forefront so our newest members don't miss it.:noprobs:

lmao this thread made me laugh so much some of the stuff in it hahaha

*laughs so much her head rolls off*

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Originally Posted by Avralivia

lmao this thread made me laugh so much some of the stuff in it hahaha

*laughs so much her head rolls off*

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Glad you didn't miss reading it.

Warbaby, I know you live in the next town...I'm going to hunt you down!

*looking for my riding crop*

lol, can't believe this thread has 125 replies by now...not sure whether I should laugh or cry about this. ;)

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

Warbaby, I know you live in the next town...I'm going to hunt you down!

*looking for my riding crop*

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Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Warbaby1943

Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!

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:madfire:

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Originally Posted by submissivewife

:madfire:

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;pout; I guess now I better hide. :wave:

Not sure who actually said this, as the thread was a bit to get through....but I totally agree that it is comments like this that make women go and buy all the products sold to "hide" there smell. What do those deodorants do? Make you smell.

I totally got into an argument with a coworker the one day that made this type of ignorant comment...no wonder women out there are not in tune with their own desires and sexuality when they hear constantly how dirty their own body is.

Sorry Subwife I know you would rather see this thread die, but maybe by it being here other people just as ignorant can see the intelligent responses to it.

Tae'lyn

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Originally Posted by Tae'lyn

Not sure who actually said this, as the thread was a bit to get through....but I totally agree that it is comments like this that make women go and buy all the products sold to "hide" there smell. What do those deodorants do? Make you smell.

I totally got into an argument with a coworker the one day that made this type of ignorant comment...no wonder women out there are not in tune with their own desires and sexuality when they hear constantly how dirty their own body is.

Sorry Subwife I know you would rather see this thread die, but maybe by it being here other people just as ignorant can see the intelligent responses to it.

Tae'lyn

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I was going to suggest that this thread be dead.... but reading your position on it... I see your point.

I had made the comment about comments like that keeping douche companies in business.

I can not express how upset it makes me when women are made to feel that thier bodies are dirty in some way. Even our advertising is states it when they talk about those "not so fresh" days and flogs products that have a "spring fresh" or "cherry" scent. Please I don't want to smell like a fruit salad.

The other side of the coin is that some men feel its ok to mock and make degrading comments about it because they hear it all around them growing up. I can remember being a teen ager with that fragile teen ego about my body and hearing guys make fun of some of the girls that the considered slutty by saying they smelled like fish and so on, I am sure we can all think of stuff we have heard or maybe even said. It took years for me to get over being afraid that the man I was with would be repusled by the way my body smelled.

I have never had any complaints about it and one of the sexiest things a man ever did was to breath in my scent and tell me how much I turned him on. I do think that this thread is good in one way because if one woman reads this that thinks that her natural healthy smell is bad (and again if there is a smell it is almost always a bacterial or yeast infection which is easily cured) and she realises that maybe the way she smells should be sexy and it is normal, then the thread has served a more useful purpose than the origional poster intended.

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Originally Posted by Widget

I can remember being a teen ager with that fragile teen ego about my body and hearing guys make fun of some of the girls that the considered slutty by saying they smelled like fish and so on,

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Widget,

You make some very good points. I for one have never found any pussy smell offensive.

Now for the origin of the quote.

Adam and Eve. Eve had her first period and walked into the ocean to clean up. Adam said, "Oh no Eve, now the fish are going to smell that way." Just a little bit of history I thought I'd share.:wave:

So many new members who may have missed this thread I thought I bring it to the forefront once more. I know there are those here who want it to die a natural death but maybe later. LOL

ROTFLMAO!
This thread is hilarious! That original comment that started the whole thing was highly offensive to all women, but what the thread evolved into...?
heheheheheheheheheheheheheeh!!!!! :D
Too funny! Thanks for bumping it to the front of the line, WB! :)

This thread is amazing. I just read it in it's entirety.

I do have to agree though, smelly, sweaty cock and balls are such a turn off. I'll suck a smelly cock to make him happy, but I won't enjoy it or do as good of a job as I can. Sometimes I just don't think guys realise that two shakes doesn't really "clean it off." Bring on the water and the soap!

I've also eaten a few pussies in my day and most haven't bothered me, but one just tasted awful. No idea why, but yuck. Poor girl. And I don't know where the saying came up that pussies smell like fish because mine doesn't smell or taste like it.

ah i have just read it... it is very funny.

Shame on you old members for being so halarious. lol.
Where has that gone lately ??

omg.

why warbaby.. why...

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Originally Posted by wingsofanangel

omg.

why warbaby.. why...

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Wings the devil made me do it. LOL

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Originally Posted by MajesticFae

And I don't know where the saying came up that pussies smell like fish because mine doesn't smell or taste like it.

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I gave you the origin of that above. But here it is again.

Adam and Eve. Eve had her first period and walked into the ocean to clean up. Adam said, "Oh no Eve, now the fish are going to smell that way." Just a little bit of history I thought I'd share

Oh my goodnight mercy!

I can't decide whether to laugh or just go "ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

Ok, I just did both.

You're a little bit evil, Warbaby. :)

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Originally Posted by tessa

Oh my goodnight mercy!

I can't decide whether to laugh or just go "ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

Ok, I just did both.

You're a little bit evil, Warbaby. :)

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WEG Thank you, I've been trying.

Quoting Warbaby replying to submissivewife above:
"Good, I'd really like to see you dressed as your Avatar displays you. Let me know when you start looking, I'll give you hints on how to find me. Hahaha.

I didn't know if I should give that fact away or not but now that it is in the open, Hi neighbor. Always remember - love thy neighbor. Or if you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with. Remember that when you find me. Hahaha!!!!!!"


Those of us who recall subwife's amazing flash avatar with a sci-fi-looking woman and swinging whip, can't miss the truth of WB's comment :D


(and subwife nowadays is = Talia)

gawdddddddddddddddd...no wonder this idiot was banned and a few other choice words also come to mind...all of which are very unlady like.

personal hygene is a must in all cases...nothing worse than going down on someone only to find cream cheese and crackers!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by ceegee{Benz}

gawdddddddddddddddd...no wonder this idiot was banned and a few other choice words also come to mind...all of which are very unlady like.

personal hygene is a must in all cases...nothing worse than going down on someone only to find cream cheese and crackers!!!!!!

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OMG LMAO

Lmao

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ROFLMFAO

oh my god ceegee!! ~gags~ that was sooooooooo wrong...LMAO

ROLMFLAO!!!!!!!!!!

sowwie
pickles with that as well???...just to add some "crunch" LMAOOOOOOOO

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Originally Posted by ceegee{Benz}

ROLMFLAO!!!!!!!!!!

sowwie
pickles with that as well???...just to add some "crunch" LMAOOOOOOOO

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And to think there are those who wanted this thread to die. LOL