Psychiatric Help- 5¢

*wonders what problem i can use for needing therapy*
Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*

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Originally Posted by hugsnkisses

*wonders what problem i can use for needing therapy*
Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*

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I hope that qualifies you because I'd like to see what the good doctor says.

"Is it a problem that I've spent several days in bed eating Halloween candy and looking at porn? *giggles*"

I'd call that a "happy problem".

moptop gets her courage back up and this time makes it through the waiting room door, to be confronted by what is apparently a harem (hmmm - are you supposed to stick the feathers in there? she wonders, looking at lily's exotic costume). In one corner is a young lady in non-harem clothing and dreamy look in her eye, murmuring about orgies. In another corner is a shepherdess, sobbing.

moptop bites her lip again - maybe she has no problems. Maybe just tip-toeing back out is the safest thing...

Oh, but come on, says that other little voice in her head. You don't need a problem - just stick around and enjoy the show!

moptop edges over and gingerly takes a seat.

*walks over to moptop*
I'll gladly hide out and watch with you
would you like some candy, little girl?

Hows ur hoo hoo feeling now frankee, does it need a little help ;)

*whispers from the corner* moptop dear get out whilst ye still can and don't take candy from strangers, especially THESE strangers!!

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Originally Posted by sheepishone

*whispers from the corner* moptop dear get out whilst ye still can!

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Now why would you say that with such a kind, caring, and considerate doctor waiting just on the other side of that door?

Hey doc, a sheep has strayed again.

it's not the doctor i'm worried about.. its the other patients

*wipes away her tears and snuggles with Rocky, watching the door, hoping a handsome British guy walks in*

moptop blinks slightly - candy - no candy - fight or flee - candy -

"Ooh, yes please, I love candy. Just can't resist it." Giggles inanely.

Inner demon slaps forehead and leaves in disgust. There is no saving her...

whispers to Moptop- don't worry, I'm not one of the crazy ones in here
Would you like Reese's PB Cup, Butterfinger, M&Ms, Nerds, or Raisinets?
Bet we're in for a good show.. I hear there's gonna be an orgy!

hehehehe, u crack me up

*screams in horror and hides her face in the corner*

*smells trouble*

moptop far too busy trying to work out what all this strange US candy is to notice the temperature falling by several degrees. Brushes icicles off her chin and thinks M&Ms might be safe.

safe?? safe?? my dear.. nothing is safe here! no one is safe! *cackles*

*hands moptop some m&ms*
um, don't worry about sheepish.... she's....special :)

yes i am! *makes faces*

moptop tries to feed M&Ms to the nice sheep.

sheepish might be crazy, but she is safe

Safe from what? can I have some feathers and a pretty costume, please?

well some wonder if people are safe from wolves. sure * mischeivous grin *

Safe . . is anyone really safe . . .

shut up . . . I wanna talk

HEY > > its my turn . . . .

GRRRRRR all ofyou go to the back . . . . Im in charge

thats right . . charge it . . . . put it on the credit card

AAGGGGHHHHH make em all be quiet

New game: fit the candy to the personality!

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Originally Posted by michebe(LD)

But you like me being bossy dont you?

mich runs her fingers across frankees breasts and tweaks her nipples

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i think ALL of you tormented enough today...don't you think??

AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

WOMEN!

It's official... the lunatic have taken over the asylum!!

*streaks through the Dr. delia's office*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

NOOO . . Im first. .

no no mmeeeeeee

Ho Way asshole . . Im first . .


shut up and get to the back of the line twit


dont call me a twit you birdbrain

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH all ofyou shut up!

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Originally Posted by Curious_1

roflmfao frankee!!!

I think you NEED to see Doc 1st

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LMFAO!!

Yes i know....*hangs head in mock shame* (hee hee)

become strangely quiet as he watches Barney . . all the voices suddenly go silent also

walks in and sees all the people absorbed in the Barney and Baby Bop sex tape and laughs

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

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Originally Posted by michebe(LD)

hehehehe now frankee would i ever torment you

*Slaps your ass hard*

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oh....you are soooo going to get it!!

Really, come and give it a go :p

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Originally Posted by delia

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

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Best one yet Doc!

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Originally Posted by delia

~Therapist saunters into the waiting room with a massive migraine and pauses the video long enough to remind everyone to keep their hands to themselves in the waiting room or they will be removed from the premises and Therapy. First warning is last warning.... *hits play button on movie again*~

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Your help may not be appreciated enough by all these crazies here but I can see from the above conversations you are doing your absolute best with these loonies. Who said that?

I'm not allowed to touch my sheep or a handsome British guy shouldhewalkin?!?!?!

*sobs hysterically*

sounds mean to me sheepy, and i want to torture frankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Originally Posted by delia

~Therapist takes frankee (naked) into her office~

Therapist: Why don't you first put back on some clothes and then we can discuss your hoohoo
frankee: *shakes head* I need to look at it to discuss it!
Therapist: How about we take a polaroid?
frankee: Of my hoo hoo?! You can do that?! *jumps up all excited and jumps around*
Therapist: Only if you will sit nicely on the couch there and put your clothes back on after
frankee: Ok, Ok, Ok, hurry already!!!!
Therapist: *leans back and grabs the polaroid camera off the bookcase, leans forward and snaps a pic of frankee's hoohoo, dries it in by waving it around and sticks it on the sidetable for a few minutes* Ok, get dressed
frankee: *looks over at the picture then sighs, then puts her clothes back on*
Therapist: So. frankee. What made you decide to streak through my office?
frankee: My hoohoo is lonely!
Therapist: Ok, so why don't you tell me why your lonely hoohoo thought streaking through my office would make it feel better?
frankee: Because... because... *sighs and looks sad* Because I thought you might love to see it and it might love to see you.
Therapist: *looks intently at frankee* Does your hoohoo enjoy looking at other females?
frankee: *shakes head* No, just at their hoohoos. My hoohoo isn't really into anything else
Therapist: Is anything into your hoohoo usually?
frankee: My dildo.
Therapist: Hmmm... I meant more along the lines of... is there another hoohoo that loves yours?
frankee: Oh. Well. Not right now, that would be dumb.
Therapist: And why is that?
frankee: Because my hoohoo chooses its lover, its lover doesn't choose it.
Therapist: Your hoohoo chooses who it loves, is that what you are saying?
frankee: Yesssssssssss and right now, it chooses YOU! Ohhhhh I LOVE YOU DOC! *bounds off the couch and onto the Therapist's lap*
Therapist: *gently slides frankee off her lap and gets up and goes for the syringe in the fridge, muttering about how everyday they get crazier*

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OMG delia....you have no idea how long it has taken me to post....LMFAO!!!!

*shakes head* *sigh* my poor hoo hoo

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Originally Posted by delia

~Therapist calls Michebe into her office~
Therapist: So this is our first private session. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself and we can go from there
Michebe: Ok. frankee terrorizes me.
Therapist: *nods* Let's get back to that in a minute. Why don't you tell my about yourself. What you like to do, what kinds of things you don't like, where you go to work, things of that nature.
Michebe: I enjoy tormenting frankee.
Therapist: *looks intently at Michebe* Ok, let's start there then and we'll work our way back to the introductions part.
Michebe: Start where?
Therapist: With frankee
Michebe: She needs drugs, doc.
Therapist: Michebe, let's talk about you and your relationship with her, not what you THINK she needs. Why do you enjoy tormenting her and why do you think she terrorizes you?
Michebe: I torture her because I can
Therapist: You enjoy the control?
Michebe: No, I enjoy her hilarious responses when I torture her
Therapist: And what might those be?
Michebe: I'm not really listening, I am torturing
Therapist: *rubs temples* You said you torture to get the response. But you don't know what the response is?
Michebe: No, I am not paying attention
Therapist; Why do you think she tortures you?
Michebe: Because I can't hear her responses whilst I am torturing her!
Therapist: So your issues with frankee revolve around the fact that while you are torturing her you are too busy torturing to listen to her responses?
Michebe: Well when you make it sound like that.... I sound kinda cruel
Therapist: *looks at Michebe* Ok, now let's work with that. Being cruel. Do you enjoy it?
Michebe: Only to get frankee's responses
Therapist: *pops 10 advil and wonders when her next vacation is*

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Oh Hell... LMAO

mich..i knew you were a little off. You daft sod!!!!

AWESOME delia!!!!!!!