Masturbating at work?

I just have to ask if anyone else has masturbated at work. I have done it on more than one occasion (a few times on the phone with another person).

I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

I mean can’t be the only person who has gotten so horny at work that I feel I have a big sign on my forehead that says fuck me NOW or that people must somehow sense I am ready to throw the FedEx guy down as soon as he delivers his package to me…..ahem.

I just know that there must be people that have offices that they close the door to for a little “me” time or have sneaked into the bathroom for a quick rub. And if they were busy teasing some poor bastard at the other end of the phone line about where their fingers were while they are talking to them, well that is no one else’s business.

So come on fess up so I don’t feel like such a freak !!

I find it hard to believe there's anyone anywhere who doesn't masturbate -- that said, a stressful job is a wonderful thing to find a way to release!

hJ

I have never masturbated at work...
Though I've had many great opportunities ..

Kinda feel like I'm missing out now

OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

That day he went through the city centre on about 3 occasions, & was driven almost mad by the sight of the pretty secretary type girls walking across the roads in short skirts & high heels.

This was compounded by the fact that he'd just flirted with his own secretary who'd been wearing one of her shortest skirts that very morning. Man she was sexy. I don't just mean the way she looked either....

Afraid that he may say something untoward to a lone housewife, he made a short detour to a block of unfinished units nearby. Thankfully no one was at the site. A quick search of said units revealed a discarded magazine filled with pics of bikini clad beauties, but alas no secretaries.

With shaking hands he wasted no time heading to the rearmost unit, & found a secluded corner.

A short time later, he emerged with a smile, the shaky hands now steady & a little sticky.

No housewives were ravished that day.:rolleyes:

Tojo

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OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

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Hmmm young cheery builder type eh.....I wonder who you could be talking about...

hahaha very good. I knew those builders had to be up to something when they dissapear for a bit.

Yep, guilty...

When I was 33 I hit a hormonal peak. You know what they say about men hitting their peak at 16 and women in their 30's? Totally true... The weeks I ovulated, I felt about as desperate as a 16 y/o boy! I was single and not involved with anyone at the time. During one of those particular weeks I got desperate enough to duck into the restroom to get a little relief. However, I just wasn't relaxed enough for it to really help. I'm definitely not the exhibitionist type. ;) It proved to be much more satisfying to run home at lunch where I didn't have to worry about the comings and goings of other people.

I had a job for a while in which I drove around and tested water samples in various secluded locations around the county.
And I had to let the taps run for several minutes to flush the pipes before I could take the sample.
What's a girl to do? So not only have I masturbated at work I have done so without actually taking up any company time!
...i wasted that in other ways

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I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

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Me, either. I think there are more people
out there who have done the deed than will admit it.

What if we include mental masterbation?

If we count the "home office" as a prime and pleasurable place, I'm sure more people might remember that they have induldged "at work", just perhaps not on company time. Now can we get them to admit it? Hmmm ;)

"What if we include mental masterbation?"

In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

Yes *blushes*

Up until the beginning of this year I did secreterial work, and on numerous occasions let my hands ... ahem ... wander to below the desk and up my skirt. Fortunately for me, I am very subtle. I have also been known to duck away to the bathroom and give myself a thorough lunch hour. *blushes furiously*

Timberwolf posted:
In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

Sorry, Timberwolf, I'm having trouble reading your post. It seems a bit small and blurry. Maybe my screen is going dark... Oh, yes! There are my glasses. ;)

Masturbation was an every night activity in group with 17-18 year olds at a nudist summercamp. It is the most common human sexual activity.

Smiling at everyone's answers. I often get erections at work, usually when thinking of this forum or just daydreaming generally... but have I consciously thought "I know, I'll knock one off the wrist in the bathroom..."? Nope. I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx

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I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx

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Trouble is when you stop thinking of spread sheets and start thinking of spread legs instead, I can't help it. Not embarassed at all, just very exciting when I'm on the phone to some professional and all I'm thinking about is sexe, langues, lechant, sucant - l'amour! *happy place*
Asia
xxx

Oh I must admit, yes I have masturbated at work. Nothing like going back to my desk a little light headed, but feeling a whole lot better afterwords! lol

~ waves at butterfly ~

Okay, I'm working from home now and that's not stopping me either *fingers wandering*

Yes, I have masterbated at work. I mean I had an itch and I scratched it and got back to work. Simple as that. Mine was usually post lunch.

I've done it, there have been a few times in the past where I got a regular phone call from my now ex, and I was just in the right mood that her voice pushed me over the edge, so I snuck of the the restroom and handled buisiness.

Slightly off topic- as I mentioned I worked with a very sexy secretary in one job. She had a desk against a window & was in a state when I got back one day.

Turns out she'd never realised her legs & intimate areas were on display under the desk- to all & sundry on the busy street outside.

One of the salesmen got an eyefull of panty covered crotch as he drove past & rang her....



Tojo

Ah, the perks of working from home. :)

~waves to maddie, pre-hoc Queen of the World~

It's a wee bit easier than sighing deeply on the phone at work to a serious question and just saying 'ah-ha, yeah' *laughs*

Lol, I've done a fair bit of masturbating at work since I've joined the academy. Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours and a few locations at work hold very fond memories now. *grins* The 'downside' of this is that I'm horny as hell when I'm confronted with those cues now and I'm on no-touching-orders from my Master, grrrrr...so, no more careless fun at work for me unless I get permission. *sighs* Torture or bliss or a bit of both? ;)

"Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours "

Now that's some task.

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Now that's some task.

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Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

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Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

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Now, you just *know* I'm going to have to ask for more details when you say something like that.

*giggles* it's online for everyone to read. It involved a taskmaster, me and my sister, a lot of punishment and sooooo much fun. ;) Check out the academy if you want to find out more - the task prints out to 150 pages, lol...I'm NOT writing those again, lol.

Yep. Usually in the restroom.

Once in a while, if I was the last one in the office, even the custodians had left... I just did it at my desk.

Ahhh offices are a wonderful thing.

heheh I won't talk about the time I took my web cam in to tease someone about whether or not I was really wearing panties under my skirt at work... heh

I'm on a no-touch rule right now... not easy.

When I was topping Kate, the key word was "go." She had standing instructions to go to the ladies' room, insert her remote control vibe, and return to her desk. I would instant message comments to her, usually sexy stories of us, and tell her "on" and "off" (indicating when to turn the vibe on and off) while she sat at her desk. She works in a cubicle, so no door to close, and was walked in on more than once. Close, but not while vibe was on. She masterbated almost daily in this way for almost 5 months, and less frequently before that, with no toy.

ahhhh good times! =)

i have
sometimes at my desk while on the phone with Master
sometimes in the bathroom at His command
i am not permitted to orgasm without permission though sometimes, after my lunchtime work out in the little gym upstairs, that shower just feels sooooo good...

i agree with the post that said its so good to get back to work a little lightheaded and for me, yes, the stress of the day totally goes away! Bonus!

Now that *I* am the top, Evan has had a little bit of fun at work, too. Since his punishment for misbehaving is nearly up, I'm thinking there will be more fun in store for him! :)

uh oh.

I have started wearing toys in my pussy so I can grind on them at my desk. I especially like the dildos meant for strap-ons as they have a lip I can rub my clit on. Meetings have never been better!

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Now that *I* am the top, Evan has had a little bit of fun at work, too. Since his punishment for misbehaving is nearly up, I'm thinking there will be more fun in store for him! :)

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You two really do seem to be enjoying yourselves. Can't wait to hear all about whatever you all choose to share down the road. :bondage:

Play at work is a must.

My best memories are from working security. I was head of a two man crew in highrise in downtown Seattle on the weekend grave shift; there is absolutely nothing to do, by the by, on the weekend grave shift downtown. My co-worker and I once got into a conversation about the best places in the building to have sex, and then began to invite our significant others down for breaks. I also enjoyed a fair amount of solo fun on pauses during patrols.

For those who are curious, good places include: the huge (30') table in the main conference room of a major corporation (yes, you'd recognize at least one name on the board). The outdoor garden on the 7th floor; keep in mind this building is surrounded by other highrises, all of which have at least a dozen floors that look down into the garden. The grates above the parking garage, early at night when people are still coming and going. The elevator (as a bonus, I handcuffed my wife inside naked and left her; although I spoiled the real risk by accessing the elevator control bank and putting that one on "maintenance" status). A mock dental office (one company in the building wrote software for medical applications, and had a large mock-up to show several uses and their connections). And a few other acts that would probably fall under "creepy/perverse" for anyone not bored and horny in a huge empty building.

"The elevator (as a bonus, I handcuffed my wife inside naked and left her; although I spoiled the real risk by accessing the elevator control bank and putting that one on "maintenance" status). "

Ah, but as long as she doesn't necessarily know that... all the better. Low risk, high reward, works for me.

Masturbate at work?



Never at work, my secretary was always too near but then too I didn't have this forum to guide me and show me the light.

Mental masturbation was never a thought, fucking someone was but my hand never turned me on at work. Rosy Palm just wasn't that attractive. Besides at home I was already taking a chance on going blind for I have worn glasses for many years.

I used to work night security on my campus- my job was to walk around and lock all of the buildings. After locking the buildings (which only took about 2 hours), I was just supposed to hang out somewhere for hours and hours on end, just staying on call. Third shift, key to every room on campus, locked buildings, no custodial people interfering, working by myself....

The majority of the walking and hustling was during the first half of the shift. I would always wear a vibrating butt plug and/or large Duo-Tone balls to get me all revved up. I would start the butt-plug vibrating at the beginning of the shift, and the "rule" was that I couldn't touch it until the second half of the shift. If I wore the Duo-Tones, I would walk with extra bounce to keep the ball bearings moving around. This was all even more erotic if I was called in the middle of a shift to unlock a building or door for an employee, particularly if I happened to have an orgasm while unlocking the door.

When I got to my favorite secluded bathroom after the shift was halfway through, I would masturbate furiously for awhile, or have my very obliging fiance show up and we would make loud, crazy love, have some excellent bondage sessions, and some lovely punishment to go along with our "rule-breaking." :crop:

Another neat part of campus was that there are many, many secluded, dark spots where I could fantasize about being forcibly "taken" or held prisoner, where it would be awhile before someone came along that could hear. I was always safe, but it was still fun to fantasize about it. Some outdoor spots were even secluded enough that I could masturbate or make love outside, see people walking by, and still be hidden from view. Very hot! :evil: I still get rabidly horny whenever I go to these "special" areas!
-Phantome

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I used to work night security on my campus- my job was to walk around and lock all of the buildings. After locking the buildings (which only took about 2 hours), I was just supposed to hang out somewhere for hours and hours on end, just staying on call. Third shift, key to every room on campus, locked buildings, no custodial people interfering, working by myself....

The majority of the walking and hustling was during the first half of the shift. I would always wear a vibrating butt plug and/or large Duo-Tone balls to get me all revved up. I would start the butt-plug vibrating at the beginning of the shift, and the "rule" was that I couldn't touch it until the second half of the shift. If I wore the Duo-Tones, I would walk with extra bounce to keep the ball bearings moving around. This was all even more erotic if I was called in the middle of a shift to unlock a building or door for an employee, particularly if I happened to have an orgasm while unlocking the door.

When I got to my favorite secluded bathroom after the shift was halfway through, I would masturbate furiously for awhile, or have my very obliging fiance show up and we would make loud, crazy love, have some excellent bondage sessions, and some lovely punishment to go along with our "rule-breaking." :crop:

Another neat part of campus was that there are many, many secluded, dark spots where I could fantasize about being forcibly "taken" or held prisoner, where it would be awhile before someone came along that could hear. I was always safe, but it was still fun to fantasize about it. Some outdoor spots were even secluded enough that I could masturbate or make love outside, see people walking by, and still be hidden from view. Very hot! :evil: I still get rabidly horny whenever I go to these "special" areas!
-Phantome

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Now THAT, right there, is someone making the absolute best out of their job.

Oh yeah- I loved it, but in all honesty, what a waste of a job! There were 7 of us working different areas in a night, and I don't think any of us ever put in an actual full night of work! One of us could have covered the whole territory in one evening, saving the employers a ton of $$. But hey- I'm not complaining! :)