"De Rules"

We're all adults here so this is totally unnessicary but I want to be a tyrant when I grow up and who ever heard of a tyrant without arbitrary rules?
1) Plagiarism will not be tolerated those caught will be lashed to the flag pole and beaten.
2) Sexual harassment will be permitted if it is in good taste.
3) Whining about assignments will get you sent back to Ruby (now Mean Dean so don't whine!!).
4) We (Mad & I) encourage informants in the ranks if anyone you know has violated the rules rat them out .
5) Trust no one but your beloved leader.
6) ‘cause I said so that’s why.
Additional arbitrary dictates will be forthcoming.

Wit a second, aren't I the only one here? Am I supposed to rat on myself?

i peek in from time to time, but only as a very very quiet observer.

and I will rat on any and all ---lol rats are a close cousin to rabbits