I'll go first, seeing as this is my thread. here's my self description!

I'm scrawny and dark and angry and bitter and hateful and uncharismatic and chronically miserable. I'm a lifestyle masochist, in that I don't like pain itself but like a submissive and demeaning role in a relationship. I'm heavily submissive even amongst friends, as it's my nature. While I'm hyper and sometimes loud, I rarely if ever act domineering, and often accept defeat or inferiority. One could say I'm a submissive in every aspect. I'm unaccomplished, and can't figure out if I'm a bad writer or if I suffer from permanent writer's block. I hate life with a passion. I think it's brutal and nightmarish and the fact that sick fucks keep having kids just to be miserable and die makes me want to kill myself. I despise religion and superstition, especially things like astrology. A belief or subtle reference to a god or astrology will turn me away from any female or any person in general. I kind of believe that nothing means anything, and as a male submissive who will statistically more than likely never be dominated and as a tormented writer of nothings, I envy the dead.

and here's my test!

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||| 16%

Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||| 16%

Stability results were very low which suggests you are extremely worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

trait snapshot:
messy, irritable, depressed, fragile, worrying, emotionally sensitive, does not like to lead, phobic, weird, suspicious, low self control, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, dependent, unproductive, introverted, weak, strange, unassertive, submissive, familiar with the dark side of life, feels invisible, rash, vain, anti-authority, heart over mind, low self concept, disorganized, not good at saving money, avoidant, daydreamer, unadventurous