Welcome to Lord Mobius's dungeon
Acbar the Slavor is pissed

What he blew up my friends the pyrits. They were only bringing a fruit basket and some champain as a welcome to the high sea's.

They were nice pyrites. They make there living doing stunt work for the motion picture houses and las vagas shows.

Now there are all dead. There brains splaterd all over what remains of the "ss welcome wagon".

The so called uzis were in infact movie props for the tourist. I will have to write some letters to there familys and the setelment is going to be huge. I think I am going to have to sue for wrongfull death and dismemberment.

Well he is not getting that fuitbasket now infact I think I am going to report his deed to the interpoll.

Ugly american.

I spit on you pittiew