Slothlands Academy

[Selash]

Medical Log: Slothlands Academy. Day One.

Today I move in. The office they have given me is very nice, but needs some personal touches.. i have to get my high watt halogen lights in over the Examination Table. But the storage for My tools is very ample.

I wonder when I will get to meet the little students.. I am so very eager to get to know them and check their health...


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Selash MD.

[Uncle_Ed]

Dear diary,
The doctor seems to be right at home! I should start sending the girls to him...I wonder if any will return?

That reminds me! What startling news! Turns out one of the girls is related to me!! I have a niece-moptop. She is the product of a one-night stand (lie down, to be pedantic) between Mabel-Doris, my half-sister (Not sure what the other half is-or ever was) and Jean-Jacques-George a French seaman. A seaman with semen, as it turned out.

I hope she holds onto the family traditions...

[Uncle_Ed]

Having established that moptop is related to me, I decided that she should be the one to have the first examination by "Slasher". If she is truly a Sloth then she will survive. I have my doubts about the good doctor's safety, however.

I dialled the dorm number on the internal phone. "Internal". I shuddered. That is one word I should not use around the doctor...

moptop answered. Clearly there was a fag hanging from her mouth. I hoped it would be a fag of the cigarette kind.

"You are required to have a health check from the doctor-kindly put on some clothing and report to him at 10."

She squawked at me. I supposed it was an agreement.