Ed needed some hand cream for his ...hands so walked through the school to the sick bay. As he approached he could hear rustling noises that he couldn't quite identify.

Standing outside the room he listened intently and could hear also girly giggles. Quietly he took hold of the door handle and opened the door. There inside were two girls. One was dressed as a nurse and one was just examing a suit she had squeezed into. Ed's eyes popped as he realised the girls had discovered the latex store cupboard.

The girls spun round and their mouths opened in shocked surprise. Ed could see that they were cariad and suchaminx transformed into "the shiny twins"!

Ed drew himself up to his full height and glared at the two startled girls before him.

"Stand up straight in front of me" he snapped. The girls sprang up, their outfits making interesting noises as they did so. They stood in front of him, giggling uncontrollably and looking cute.

Ed was lost for words, for a moment. Then he said quietly but with great menace.."To the sports hall by the pool-I have some ideas.."


OK. Who's going to carry this on?